"These handcuffs ......"

Bodo was momentarily embarrassed and didn't know how to answer. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

She had no choice but to look at Doraemon.

Doraemon was in a hurry and explained, "Don't panic, everyone. These handcuffs are actually a token of love I gave to Bodo. In Japan, a perverted country, it is not popular to give diamond rings now, they are all handcuffed. The moral is to connect the hearts of two people tightly together and never separate. ”

Doraemon said, handcuffing him to Bodo's wrists.

Bodo frowned, shook his head, and said, "Ahh......h Husband, I lost the key. ”

"Oh, it's okay, it's better that way." Doraemon smiled evilly, "You are so beautiful and live well, I am afraid that you will cuckold me after I get married." After that, we were handcuffed together. ”

"You don't trust me?"

"Trust." Doraemon pointed to Bodo's exaggerated chest pocket and said, "But why are you secretly hiding a wild man?" ”

Bodo clutched his chest, his expression nervous.

At this time, a dwarf man with a height of less than half a meter came out of his pocket and said with a grin:

"Actually, I'm an actor. Hello everyone, my name is Nichikawa. ”

Bodo hurriedly said, "Yo Xi! He's my partner, and we're making a family film called Mother's Love Like Water, and he's playing my son. ”

Yu Ting shook her head and said in a low voice: "Paralyzed, how can it be a family film, can you be a little creative?" ”

"Really?" Doraemon took a baby out of his pocket and shouted, "QQ lie detector!" ”

A penguin doll in your hand, a high-tech lie detector.

Doraemon put the penguin on the ground, beckoned the dwarf to come over, and said:

"You said what you just said to the penguins."

The dwarf said with little confidence: "I'm an actor, and I'm acting in family movies." ”

"Nyima, dog thing, I bought a watch last year! A short man with hemorrhoids in his mouth, stunted, lacking calcium since childhood, lacking love when he grows up, his grandmother doesn't hurt, and his uncle doesn't love him. The left side of the face is under-pumped, and the right side of the face is under-kicked. The donkey sees the donkey kick, and the pig sees the pig trampling on ......"

Everyone looked confused, stretched their chins, and watched quietly.

Unexpectedly, a QQ penguin opened its mouth, click, click, a series of swear words, squirted wildly, sprayed for about three minutes, and a mouthful of penguin blood was also sprayed on the dwarf's face.

Obviously, the gnomes are telling lies.

"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"

The penguin wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, and finally said angrily: "It's obviously an action movie!" I'll let you lie! I'm going to do the right thing for heaven! Immediately after, the penguin pulled out a chainsaw from behind and quickly split the dwarf in front of him.

Brains burst and blood splattered.

Divided into two, the dwarf's career as an actor is over.

"Don't make any noise!" At this time, Wang Xiaohammer roared angrily, "When is it, we are in danger, and you are still taking a lie test." ”

Doraemon put away the penguin and said seriously:

"Well, the wild man has been killed. Now, wife, hurry up and use the peerless weapon I gave you to save those wastes. ”

"Yo Xi!"

This time, Bodo finally got it right.

"QQ pepper!"

"It's a penguin again!" Everyone said helplessly.

Doraemon smiled, "Suit, suit." ”

A penguin, holding a blue pepper shaker, ran to Bai Suzhen's feet with a small short leg under the command of Bodo's "rush up".

"Damn, what are you doing?" Wang Xiaozhu wondered.

The penguins didn't speak, they dragged their clothes very hard, climbed up, and at the same time, touched a few handfuls of Bai Suzhen and Yuting very obscenely. The penguin followed the umbilical cord, cautiously, and slowly climbed up, and after an hour, finally climbed to Zhu Bajie's head.

The penguin tugged Zhu Bajie's ear with one hand to keep it balanced, and with the other hand sprinkled the bottle of pepper onto the floating porcelain bowl!

Uhhhh

The black special pepper was sucked in by the porcelain bowl.

Everyone was amazed to see that the porcelain bowl became bigger and bigger, the whole body trembled, spun rapidly, and the bowl body turned black.

Eventually, it exploded in mid-air!

QQ's products have once again saved the planet.

Zhu Bajie fell to the ground and saved his life.

Bai Suzhen walked over, held Zhu Bajie in her arms, and said with concern: "Son pig, you are frightened." ”

"Thank you, Mom." Zhu Bajie bowed to everyone gratefully and said, "Thank you for your cooperation and saving my life." ”

"You're welcome."

"Oh, kid, you're hungry." After Bai Suzhen finished speaking, the nutrient solution poured into Zhu Bajie's body.

Zhu Bajie spit out the yellow nutrient solution and muttered: "Mom, if you want to excrete in the future, tell me in advance, I have to be prepared, otherwise I will be sick to my stomach." ”

Under the leadership of Yu Ting, everyone walked into the headquarters building of Tokyo Cold Company.

I thought that the building was empty and depressed, but the picture in front of me made everyone staggered.

More than twenty generators, booming, supply electricity to the building.

On the first floor is the cafeteria, which serves three meals a day for more than 300 employees in the building.

On the second floor is a bathhouse, a huge bath of 500 square meters, which can be enjoyed by more than 300 employees.

The third floor is the president's office, where various leaders of the company are located.

The fourth floor is the scripting center.

The fifth floor is the actors' lounge and accommodation area.

The sixth floor is a recreation area.

On the seventh floor is Hualian Supermarket.

Above the eighth floor, it is a filming venue.

This high-tech building is fully equipped in the shed and has the same scene effect as the outdoors. Without leaving home, you can shoot movies with a variety of scenes and themes.

Many crews rented a floor to shoot movies.

Unexpectedly, it was a post-apocalyptic scene outside, but work was still in full swing inside the building.

"Let's go take a shower first." Wang Xiaohammer proposed, "Anyway, I haven't washed it for more than half a year." ”

"yes, it's almost moldy." Yu Ting said, taking off her coat, about a thousand bed bugs and 30,000 lice were shaken to the ground.

"I'm going to work." "Go wash yourselves," said Bodo. ”

"By the way, don't forget to tell the director, I want to play a role," Bai Suzhen said shyly, "I really want to be a big star." ”

"Yo Si. No problem. ”

Since Bodo and Doraemon were handcuffed together, the two of them said goodbye to everyone and took the elevator up to the twentieth floor together.

Wang Xiaohammer saw from the promotional electronic screen that the crew on the twentieth floor made a movie, Bodo is the heroine, title: New Dragon Ball.

"Dragon Ball? Is it to enter the world of Dragon Ball? Tokyo's cold films are really diverse. If only I could be the main character in the film. What's special, SB author, Lao Tzu is the protagonist, can there be more scenes? It's like playing soy sauce, it's not as much as the role of that pig......" Wang Xiaozhu complained like this, and went up to the second floor with Yuting, Bai Suzhen, and Zhu Bajie.

I jumped into the bath very happily and soaked in the bath, which was as comfortable as a hot spring bath.

"Wow, there's a cute piggy." In the bath, more than 50 popular Japanese action movie stars hugged them, all naked, white and beautiful, willing to be a human flesh mud pond, let Zhu Bajie roll on their bodies, and the pig's tongue licked wildly.

Wang Xiaohammer sighed: "What the world! ”

"I suddenly thought of a very serious problem." Yu Ting woke up.

"What's wrong?"

"My uncle's coffin is still on the ruins of the Yasukuni Shrine. We have to get it back. ”

"Your sister, what is the value of a coffin?"

"My uncle's name is Xie Guangkun, and he raised me in Ivory Villa since I was a child. We relied on each other and built a deep relationship. Now that he is cultivating in the coffin, he will soon reach the Yuan Infant Stage, and I must protect the Dharma! ”

"Okay, then there you go."

"You're not with me?" Yu Ting lay on Wang Xiaohammer's chest warmly, splashing the water, and said emotionally, "Actually, I want to see my uncle, not to marry you." We've been on a blind date for so long, and it's time to get married. My uncle is my sole guardian and I have to get his consent. ”

"I see." Wang Xiaozhu wondered, "However, I also found a very serious problem. That is, the destiny of heaven cannot be violated, and in the dark, we are the four masters and apprentices of Journey to the West gathered together. That day, in your demon mirror, I saw that my true face was Tang Seng! ”

"What?!" Yu Ting raised her voice and said, "Providence makes people!" How can this be? This is obviously an infinite flow of novels, what does it have to do with Journey to the West? ”

"The author's SB doesn't play cards according to the routine."

"Forget it, don't force it, I'll go find my uncle myself." After Yu Ting finished speaking, she was about to leave.

Wang Xiaohammer's conscience found out, and he hurriedly pulled Yuting's monkey tail and said, "Wait! ”

Yuting chrysanthemum tightened and loosened, and couldn't help but "cloth...... Gu ......"

Yu Ting, who had an upset stomach, sprayed something and dyed the water of the entire bath yellow.

"Nyima! It's a hairwash! Wang Xiaohammer hurriedly jumped out of the bath, but fortunately he was not contaminated with.

"Yuting, do you have gastroenteritis, why is it always like this?" Wang Xiaohammer got dressed and asked depressedly, "Since the first blind date, your cuckoo song has never stopped." ”

"This..."Yu Ting explained with some embarrassment, "It turns out that you all know, I thought I was perfect for pretending." ”

At this time, I only heard someone outside shouting through a loudspeaker:

"Is Mr. Wang Xiaohammer inside?"

Wang Xiaohammer and Yu Ting ran out, looked up, and saw that a Rape 18 fighter plane was hovering in mid-air, and a courier boy poked his head out of the window and shouted:

"Sir, are you Wang Xiaohammer?"

"It's me." Wang Xiaohammer replied loudly.

"I'm from Shunfeng Express, this is the gas mask you ordered in People's Square half a year ago. Please sign for the receipt. ”

"Oh."

The courier guy opened the backup compartment and threw down a woman...

Falling from a height of dozens of meters, the woman groaned half-dead, climbed to the feet of Wang Xiaohammer, dragged her trouser leg with her bloody hands, and cried:

"Mr., 助けて、私はレイプされました......" (Translation: "Mr...... Help me...... I was ...... Forcibly ......" - Editor's note)

Syllable! Syllable! Syllable!

Before the words were finished, the Japanese flower girl, who had been abducted and insulted, was killed by the precise bullets fired by the rape 18 fighters.

So here's the question...

Could it be that this is the legendary rape before killing?

Yu Ting couldn't help but dub and said: "Frist--blood!" (One Blood)

"Sorry, I threw it wrong, haha!" The courier boy saluted and threw out a Japanese girl again......

This woman was directly thrown to death.

Yu Ting continued to dub: "Double--Kill"

"Damn, how many Japanese girls did you take on your fighter jets?" Wang Xiaohammer said helplessly.

"This ......"

The courier brother was at a loss, a little at a loss, he panicked, and threw down a few screaming women one after another...

Yu Ting: "Blow up Q...... (Triple Kill)

Wow catch Q...... (Four Kills)

Spray Q...... (Five Kills)

KillingSpree…… (Killing Massacre)

Rampage…… (has gone berserk)

Unstoppable.…… (Humans can't stop you anymore)

Legendary！！！ (Super-god!) ）

After half an hour, all the women on the fighter were finally thrown, and either they fell to their deaths, and those who did not fall to their deaths were also killed by machine gun fire.

In front of Wang Xiaohammer and Yu Ting, it was as if a mountain of corpses was piled up.

Yu Ting: "Shut--down!" (Killstreak terminated)

Finally, the courier brother threw down Wang Xiaohammer's express package.

Yu Ting: "Victory! ”

After Wang Xiaohammer confirmed that it was his package, the courier brother whistled, and the fighter flew away at a gallop.

He put on a gas mask and said to Yuting: "Okay, I can't smell the smell now, it's green and fresh." We can coexist later. Now, let's go find your uncle. ”

Yuting saw a line on the gas mask, which read: Navy SEAL special gas and radiation mask, MADE-IN-HUOXING.

"Little Hammer, it looks like this mask you bought online is a fake... It's Martian again! ”

Wang Xiaohammer was furious when he heard this, looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and scolded: "Damn, driving such a cool fighter jet, it is a fake, do you want to be faced?" Bad review!! ”