Nezha, with the Xuanyuan Sword, flew into the distance with a whoosh, turning into a red bright spot. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

He's going to conquer the world. No one can stop him from moving forward.

And Zhu Bajie's umbilical cord has no way to be cut.

Does he want to be bound to Bai Suzhen for the rest of his life?

"It's okay," Zhu Bajie snorted and laughed, "With such a beautiful mother, I am willing to bind it for the rest of my life." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, a stream of yellow liquid poured into his body and came out of the pig's mouth.

"Damn, you dead pig, you're disgusting." Yu Ting stuck out her tongue, "I'm about to vomit." Ahem, cloth ...... Gu ......"

"You pig, who wants to bind you, disgusting." Bai Suzhen hated the way.

"If you give birth to me, you will be responsible." Zhu Bajie smiled, leaned up, sniffed Bai Suzhen's pink fishnet stockings with the pig's nose, and said intoxicatedly: "It's so fragrant......" Then, he stretched out his salty pig hand and poked Bai Suzhen's navel eye lightly, rhythmically matching the pig's humming.

"Get out!" Bai Suzhen raised a foot, kicked Zhu Bajie away, and said indignantly, "Brute, I am your mother, how can you molest me?" ”

"Oh, forgot, hahaha!" Zhu Bajie got up and said with a smile.

"It's a good subject." Yu Ting nodded and analyzed, "I have been in the industry for several years, and we at Tokyo Cold Company sincerely invite your mother and son to co-star in a film." I've thought of the title of the film, it's called mother's love like water. It's a family movie..."

Wang Xiaohammer patted Yuting on the shoulder and reminded: "Your company should not exist, the whole of Tokyo has become a scene of apocalypse." ”

"This ...... Why don't you go to the headquarters? Yu Ting proposed.

"Great, my biggest wish after I became a human form is to become a movie star. Hee-hee. Bai Suzhen clapped her hands and said with a smile, "Hurry up and go to your company to find a director to sign a contract." - Hey, pig-headed son, do you have any comments? ”

"Mom, I'm okay. As long as I can be with you, I would like anything. ”

Swish!!!

Suddenly, a silver light flashed, and a trace of blood splattered.

"Roar ~~~~~~" roar ~~~~~~ "roar ~~~~~~" roar ~~~~~~ "roar" ~~~~~~ "roar ~~~~~~"

The sound of pigs howling resounded over Tokyo, and everyone covered their ears.

Everyone was surprised to find that Bai Suzhen used a full moon scimitar to castrate Zhu Bajie.

"As you said, for my sake, I'm willing to do anything. I'll castrate you. Hey. Bai Suzhen said with a smile.

In our country, domestic animals used for meat are castrated.

According to expert analysis, Bai Suzhen's move has the following 8 major benefits:

1. In order to keep Zhu Bajie from estrus in the future, he is not aggressive.

2. Don't harass her anymore and just maintain a family relationship.

3. Now it is still a baby pig, and it will be used for the New Year when it grows up with more meat.

4. I just want to have a daughter.

5. The victory of the feminists.

6. The zodiac is incompatible, and the pigs and snakes clash with each other.

7. Let you wear no clothes, have no quality, and stay naked, retribution.

8. Revenge on the negative person Xu Xian. (Xu Xian is Bajie's father, and three years ago on the edge of the West Lake, he secretly tasted the forbidden fruit with Bai Suzhen.) Three months later, Bai Suzhen became pregnant, and Xu Xian did not have enough money to have a baby, so she resolutely fled. I thought it was a stillborn baby, but I didn't expect it to be born now. ）

So, everyone went downstairs together and prepared to go to the company.

Wang Xiaohammer and Yuting walked in front hand in hand, Bai Suzhen held the umbilical cord, dragged the wailing Zhu Bajie, and walked on the empty street.

The snowflakes are fluttering, and the picture is so beautiful.

On the rooftop, they seemed to have forgotten someone.

Fahai, who was bound, burst into tears and cried: "you idiots, why don't you take me with you." The porcelain bowl obeys, I want to eat pork! ”

The porcelain bowl flew out with a whoosh.

At this time, everyone came to an intersection, and in front of them was the headquarters building in Tokyo.

"Wow, that's great, I can finally make a film and become a star." Bai Suzhen said excitedly.

"Ahem...... Actually, it's better to change the male lead. Yu Ting said softly.

Lying on the ground, Zhu Bajie, who was weak and had a yin and yang voice, said aggrievedly: "Do you want to change me for Mao?" Isn't it going to make a movie about mother-son love? ”

"Ahem...... You've been castrated, and you can't make this movie. ”

"What do you mean?"

"Ahem...... I just want to tell you that this is Japan..."

Everyone walked and chatted, and suddenly the large porcelain bowl hovered in mid-air.

Woohoo!

The porcelain bowl shrouded in the top of Zhu Bajie's head emitted a powerful suction.

Fahai's order is to eat pork, a radius of thousands of kilometers, and there is only one pig, Zhu Bajie.

"Ahh

With a scream, Zhu Bajie was sucked up.

Seeing that it was about to be sucked into the bowl, fortunately, Bai Suzhen pulled the umbilical cord in time.

"Whew! At the critical moment, this umbilical cord helped a lot. Wang Xiaohammer wiped the sweat from his forehead.

Bai Suzhen pulled Zhu Bajie like a kite.

However, the attraction of the porcelain bowl was too great, and Bai Suzhen's strength alone could not hold it at all.

Looks like she's going to be sucked up too.

"This abominable old bald donkey of Fahai! I am also a husband and wife, and now I want to eat my son! …… Hey, you guys...... Is it a play? …… Still not here to help? Bai Suzhen shouted with difficulty.

Wang Xiaohammer and Yuting hurriedly stepped forward to help Bai Suzhen pull the umbilical cord, as hard as a tug-of-war.

"Hmm...... It's so strong...... "Wang Xiaohammer is a little invincible."

"If this continues, a few of us will be sucked into the bowl!" Yu Ting shouted.

Zhu Bajie's castrated wound, the fresh blood that kept spurting out, was sucked into the bowl, the abscess was cleaned up, and the wound quickly coagulated.

"Mom, save me......" Zhu Bajie shouted.

At this critical moment, someone must stand up and save the people!

Who is he?

Who will see the courage and the supreme glory?

"I'm here to save you."

With a clear voice, everyone turned their heads to see a woman running out of the door of the cold headquarters in Tokyo.

This woman is beautiful, with high black stockings, wearing a stewardess suit, and even carrying a leather whip in her hand.

"Well, it's my colleague!" Yu Ting said happily.

"Who is she?" Everyone asked together.

"Hata's XX clothes!" Yu Ting said movingly, "I didn't expect that in such a disaster, she still stuck to the company, she really loved the gang!" (Note typos)

"Why does she speak Chinese?" Wang Xiaohammer said suspiciously.

"I don't know much about this, but we used to communicate in Japanese." Yu Ting was also very puzzled.

Suddenly, a blue figure came out from behind Bodo.

"Damn, why are you again!"

Doraemon reappears.

"Haha! The one that Bodo uses is exactly what I have in my pocket, which is called 'voice online translation software'! Doraemon pulled a USB stick from Bodo's chest pocket and said, "This is high-tech stuff!" Real-time translation! Whether it is Japanese, Chinese, Korean, English, or Russian, there is no problem, and everyone communicates without hindrance. ”

"Fat cat, why are you in our company?" Yu Ting asked.

"After the outbreak of the zombie virus, at home, Nobita's parents were infected, and Nobita's whereabouts were unknown, so I used the portal to escape, and if I was not careful, I was teleported to this building. In the past six months or so, I have seen the truth with Hata, shown affection in various ways, and established a deep friendship - by the way, I have good news for you, she and I are engaged. She was also pregnant. ”

After Doraemon finished speaking, he threw over a few wedding cards and said with a smile: "I will get married in three days, and everyone is welcome to my wedding." ”

"Damn, you dead cat, you're still in the mood to get married, hurry up and save us!" Yu Ting said angrily, "If you save us, you will attend your wedding." ”

The suction of the porcelain bowl is getting stronger and stronger, and Zhu Bajie's fetal hair has been absorbed.

"Hehe, no problem, I've always been happy to help others. I have just handed over the weapon to my daughter-in-law, Bodo. Doraemon kissed Bodo with a smile and said gently, "Daughter-in-law, you go and save their group of waste." ”

"Yo Xi!"

Bodo nodded, and pulled out a candle from his chest pocket.

"I'm sorry... Wrong, wrong, wrong. There's a power outage in the company, it's for lighting..."Bodo smiled awkwardly.

I dug it out again, and this time I pulled out half a cucumber.

The crowd sweated.

"I'm sorry... Wrong again, I'm really sorry. The end is coming, and this cucumber is stored food..."

She pulled out again and pulled out an eggplant...

"Ahh It's also food..."

Dig it out again, and it's another banana......

"Eat, eat..."

……

For the last time, a pair of handcuffs were pulled.

Everyone shouted angrily in unison: "You are not a policeman, look at how you explain!" ”

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