"Sisi, can you listen to me explain what happened that day?" Brother Dong sent a message to the past, and he didn't forget to add a smile when it was over. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"What's the matter with me! It's not me who makes a fool of myself. But you're really going too far! Sisi also made an expression, but it was just a pig's head.

"Hey, there's a play." Brother Dong was extremely excited, and in the past three days, he has sent more than 100 messages, and Sisi has returned for the first time.

"It's just a pig's head, what are you happy about?" I poured cold water on the side.

"You don't understand brother, don't blame you, Brother Dong is in a happy mood today, take a day off, and we'll go to the supermarket in a while." Brother Dong seemed to be in a state of flux.

"Damn!" I can't find a second word to describe it, "Aren't you fucking the same with or without a holiday?" I'm always the only one doing things! "I think so, but I support the idea of going to the supermarket, which would at least improve the food.

To be honest, Brother Dong's cooking skills are very good, but he doesn't cook easily, so most of the time we either eat instant noodles or nibble on bread.

Brother Dong has said this today, it seems that he is going to show his skills, and I can feast on it again, which is a fortunate thing.

It took Brother Dong a long time to type out the two lines of words: "In the evening, we want to invite you to a light meal, just at home, I will cook it myself, can you enjoy your face." ”

After thinking for a while, he came back: "It depends on your skills, I'm very picky." ”

"GO, change your clothes." Brother Dong copied a sentence in half English, "popped" the phone, and sent an "OK" over.

Lao Tzu hates people who have English and Chinese characters in a sentence the most, which sounds awkward. I didn't say it, not wanting to spoil his interest.

After rummaging through the cabinets, we changed into a suit that we thought was the most handsome, we usually don't wear such heavy clothes, today is a special day, as Brother Dong said.

The way to the supermarket is very long, and I have to catch a few bus stops, this weekend is very crowded, the platform is full of people, it is better to change it to a weekday, but today Brother Dong is not going to start, he doesn't want to stain this suit.

"I'm afraid it's not so easy to occupy a position in this battle." Brother Dong said.

"Then stand, there aren't many stops anyway." I don't care.

"How can it be done, since you bought a ticket, wouldn't it be a big loss if you didn't get two seats to sit." Brother Dong pondered.

"That's it! When the bus enters the station in a while, you go and guard the door so that no one else can get in, and I will rush up first to take a seat. Brother Dong said.

"Doesn't you have to wait in line? It's shameless. "I despise it.

In the end, Brother Dong used his shameless behavior to exchange us for two love seats, and I was an accomplice.

The bus headed south, stopping and stopping, and I watched the trees on both sides of the road speeding by.

When I was bored, I whispered, "Brother Dong, do I want to ask you something?" ”

"What? If there is a fart, let it go. Brother Dong was a little dizzy, he couldn't stand the bumps, and replied with a straight face.

"Why have you ever had a bad conscience?"

"Ann, you're big!" Brother Dong didn't have a good tone.

"Have you ever wondered what the victims are like?" I asked, with a guilty look.

"If you're going to think like that, then you're not fit for this job, go home as soon as possible." Brother Dong said coldly.

"I'm just asking, why are you making a face."

"Look at me, focus on it, what we do is called entrepreneurship, you have to treat it as a noble career." Brother Dong stared at me with wide eyes.

"Oh......"

"Listen, money is the devil, the root of all evil, and if you take other people's money, you will help them exorcise the devil and eliminate their sins, don't you think it's a thing of immeasurable merit?" Brother Dong began to educate me,

He always looked like this, and I was speechless.

"Makes sense, it seems that I want to try my best to be an exorcist like Brother Dong." I said.

"That's right!" Brother Dong continued to sway with the bumps of the bus, and I pondered in his absurdity.

Bus voice: "Hello passengers, welcome to take bus No. 222, this shuttle bus is .................. from XX station Please carry forward the traditional virtues of the Chinese people, and take the initiative to give up your seat to the old, weak, sick, disabled, children, and pregnant women,............"

"Brother Dong, an old man with a cane came up, he looked like he couldn't stand steadily, why don't you make it convenient and give him a seat. Besides, this is a special seat for love, and it's not good for us to occupy it. I said.

"You stupid, quickly close your eyes and pretend to sleep." Brother Dong said in a low voice.

"Is that okay? It seems that there is really no lower limit to your shamelessness. "But I did it anyway.

In the end, I paid for the expenses of that day, and it took half a month of fundraising.

Brother Dong wants to keep the money for his daughter-in-law, and I don't care about the old and the young.

What more could I ask of a man like Brother Dong who can speak of theft as a virtue, but he is indeed lewd.