For a long time after Brother Dong fell out of love, we were all in a busy state. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info We have done more bad things, and people have begun to use their own methods to guard against theft.

But that didn't affect our productivity in the slightest, because I was so good at it. By the way, we moved, a slightly high-end rental apartment.

Brother Dong is busier than me, and in addition to committing crimes, he is also busy charging electricity and cultivating connotation. Occasionally, when he passed by the pharmacy in front of the door, he would go to tease the new little sister, and even if he had breakfast, he would not forget to say hello to the aunt who sold steamed buns, and I knew that he was beating her daughter's idea. Brother Dong said that if you want to harvest love, you must cast a net on a large scale, and then focus on training.

A few days ago, a woman in her prime moved next door, and Brother Dong even looked at the express packaging discarded by others at the door in order to inquire about people's names.

After several contacts, I learned that the woman's name was "Tian Sisi", and the neighbors inevitably helped each other, and slowly we became familiar with each other, and we also added friends to each other's mobile phone chat software.

Sisi is twenty-two years old, with short hair, fair skin, no moles and no freckles, I give her a ninety-nine points for her appearance, and one less point is for fear of her pride.

Sisi gives people a good image, people are like their namesa, gentle and gentle, polite and polite, there is a feeling of a sister next door, so that when Brother Dong and I were at home for a while, the left was also Sisi, and the right was also Sisi, obviously Brother Dong moved his mind, who called him an amorous seed.

This time, Brother Dong decided to use the charm of knowledge to conquer Sisi. He began to work hard to study the horoscopes, zodiac signs, eight characters, fortunes and other messy things, and sometimes he deliberately wandered in front of Sisimen. Of course, I don't mean that Brother Dong is a despicable and shameless person, but he likes to play tricks. Brother Dong said that he was going to have a confession with Sisi that would cross the century, but in my opinion, he was nothing more than unrequited love, so I bet that he would lose decently.

"Hey! What a coincidence. ”

"Hey! What a coincidence! ”

"Hey! Sisi. ”

Brother Dong practiced these lines repeatedly in front of the mirror, and I listened to them no less than 800 times, and they were in various versions. He performed this opening dialogue perfectly, and combined with the gentleman's smile he picked out from countless memes.

Everything is ready for that serendipitous encounter.

The plot often does not follow the trajectory arranged by Brother Dong, and for more than a month, Sisi has not appeared on the road that Brother Dong ambushed once.

However, there are some things that you don't want it to bump into, and when he sneaks in.

It was a hot summer, the August sun was poisonous, the floor was like a steamer, and the worst thing was the damp and stuffy air.

Fortunately, Brother Dong found a lot with shade trees, and it was not so bad that it was exposed to the scorching sun, otherwise I would have to be blown dry into a roast duck.

On that day, Brother Dong was playing a miserable man who lost his left leg, which was actually a simple scam of putting two legs into one trouser leg and tying a knot in the other.

A pair of crutches were placed beside him, and a sign was hung in front of him, which roughly read, "I accidentally broke my leg by a machine at the construction site, and the boss refused to lose money regardless of life or death, and had no money for treatment.

There is also a three-year-old child and a one-eyed mother waiting for dinner, hoping that someone of good will show mercy. Words to win the sympathy of others.

Of course, those are my masterpieces, and I also borrowed a portable stereo from the Tyrannosaurus for a day to put on some sad tunes to set off the atmosphere.

The tyrannosaurus is a well-known prop king in our circle, and he has all the tools for cheating, and he is also responsive.

Brother Dong is trying his best to express his misery, and from time to time he will let out a howl of "whoa".

And I just need to show up at the right time when the crowd gathers to do a babysitter.

Some people in the crowd watched coldly, some stopped talking, some talked a lot, and some were influenced by the sad melody and burst into tears.

Seeing that the time came, I wiped my saliva and dipped it in the corner of my eyes, and then strode forward and took out the only three hundred yuan in my body and threw it into Brother Dong's iron lunch box, and appealed loudly: "Brothers, sisters, uncles and aunts, the man in front of you is not easy,

Let's help him! Don't let your indifference extinguish your conscience, what the world needs is true love, let us take action and lend your hand to save this shattered family! "I said something touching from the bottom of my heart,

I was so emotional.

Of course, I already know those lines by heart.

I didn't dare to stay for a moment, so I patted Brother Dong on the shoulder and quickly retreated into the crowd.

Brother Dong leaned over to me for the first time in his life.

He had to do that, and I seemed to see him smirking with that big pie face under his cap.

Passers-by have helped each other, ten, twenty, hundred, two hundred.

Soon, Brother Dong's lunch box couldn't fit in the scriptures, and I don't know when he replaced it with a cardboard box.

It seemed that my speech was a success, and just as I was complacent, a familiar and unfamiliar figure appeared in my sight.

I had a bad feeling, but it was too late.

"Tian Sisi!" I screamed in shock.

"Why are you here?" She recognized me.

"Uh...... I...... Belch....... I looked away and slurred.

Brother Dong covered his face with his hand, he was worried that I would look at him, and that would have to be done.

In fact, I did, and Sisi seems to have discovered Brother Dong.

"Hey, what a coincidence!" Brother Dong was in a hurry, waved his hand and said.

His lines finally came in handy at this moment, but the gentleman's smile changed his taste.

"Wow! You're all working together to deceive people here. Sisi spoke so loudly that everyone noticed.

"Shh," I motioned for him to stop.

"Hate! I misread you. Sisi shook his hand and left in style.

"Hey, Sisi, don't go! Listen to me. Brother Dong was anxious and defended, and suddenly stood up.

"What's the situation?"

"So you're really liars!"

“……”

“……”

Later, we were beaten up and pulled out of our pants in public, and it was the angry crowd of people.

I supported Brother Dong, who had appeared in his original form, and fled in disgrace under the bombardment of everyone, and the most heart-wrenching thing was that the stereo I borrowed was not spared, as well as my three hundred yuan.