Just when the Great Demon King of Vic was about to urge the strongest shock wave and bury Wang Xiaohammer and Yu Ting, suddenly, Yu Ting pulled out an X hair, came to a seventy-two change, turned into a small bee, and flew out of the dirt pit. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

No one knows what kind of hair Yu Ting plucked. Although she is a monkey, the hair on her body is all pasted, and she is essentially a human, specifically a transsexual. Anyway, that curly hair is not monkey hair......

"Damn, I said that I would go to the end of the world hand in hand, and I love you to the end of the world, how can you be treacherous, change when you say you will change, and leave when you say you go?" Wang Xiaohammer stood in place and shouted loudly: "Is there true love between people? ”

"I'm sorry, if people don't do it for themselves, the heavens and the earth will be destroyed." Yu Ting flew into Wang Xiaozhu's ear and said.

"I'll obey you, do you have any brains, will you change seventy-two, and you won't change anything else, such as a helicopter or something, will you save me? It's so selfish to have to be a little bee. ”

Hearing Wang Xiaohammer say this, Yu Ting was ashamed of herself, and quickly turned back into a monkey, and said with an embarrassed smile: "I'm really sorry, women are stupid and selfish, if you don't remind me, I'll fly away." ”

After speaking, Yu Ting was about to pluck an X hair again, but the elastic band on the pants with Mickey Mouse painted was directly like a steel ring, and she couldn't pull it away, and she couldn't put her hand in it at all.

"What's going on?" Wang Xiaohammer asked suspiciously, "Didn't you pluck your hair just now?" ”

"These are high-tech pants, made of special materials. Soft and tough, anti-leakage, super good quality. This is also the real reason why my urinary catheter and gold hoop rod can't leak. It relies on brain waves to control and command. I let it loosen in my brain, and it will loosen. ”

"That's fast!"

"There's no way, I don't listen to the command, maybe the MRI principle was interrupted by Vic's edge, resulting in the inability to transmit the brainwave command. So it's out of order, and there's no way to pluck and transform. ”

"Perfect." Wang Xiaozhu spread out his hands and said helplessly: "It seems that the two of us are going to Huangquan together." ”

"Didn't you say there were rescuers coming?"

"I said that it was 12 o'clock, but I haven't come yet, so it's not reliable." Wang Xiaohammer sighed.

Vic, who stepped on the void and stood in mid-air, looked at the rhythm of these two people being tied up in the dirt pit, waiting for death, and sneered: "Killing the two of you is as easy as a finger for me. However, my purpose today is not to kill someone, but to get that Dragon Ball......"

As soon as the words were finished, Wang Xiaohammer and Yu Ting had already tied up the injured little Wukong, and said flatteringly: "Don't say it earlier, the Dragon Ball is on him, and it has nothing to do with us......"

Xiao Wu vomited blood and scolded: "A man and a woman who are not as good as dogs, what kind of heroes are heroes, in order to survive, betray friends for glory, are you ashamed?" ”

Wang Xiaohammer whispered in Xiao Wukong's ear: "Very good, continue to scold, continue to argue, we must delay time and wait for the arrival of reinforcements." ”

Little Wukong understood at this time, and continued to scold: "Two waste! What a shame! And you, Great Demon Beck, want to get my Dragon Balls? It's not that easy! The Dragon Balls were already devoured by me when you were fighting. And in my early years, I learned the super self-detonation qigong from the teacher of the turtle immortal, as long as anyone dares to open my intestines and stomach, the true qi leaks out, and a strong frictional air flow will be generated, and the explosion force similar to the atomic bomb will occur, and everyone will say goodbye to this world together. ”

"What?!" When Vic heard this, he was shocked, "How did you swallow the Dragon Ball?" And that self-detonation qigong, I haven't heard of it, it's so mysterious? ”

"Hehe, if you don't believe me, just kill me." Little Wukong sneered, "No matter how strong you are Bic is, if you are killed by an atomic bomb at close range, you will not be able to escape death!" ”

"Stinky boy, that's ruthless!" Vic's face turned blue with anger and said angrily, "Do you think I only took the dragon ball out of your stomach?" - Demon Spin Fist! ”

Vic stood still in the air and exploded a demonic spinning fist, aimed directly at the bound little Wukong.

The blue fist slammed down, turning into a human-like shape halfway through.

The powerful air flow suddenly blew Wang Xiaohammer into the air, and then the big blue hand actually lifted Little Wukong's legs, hanging him upside down in the air, trying to shake the dragon ball out of his stomach.

"Humph! I'd like to see if you vomit or not. After Bick finished speaking, with a light touch of his fingertips, the big blue hand began to tremble up and down, and the little Wukong who was being carried was like a towel, constantly being shaken around.

In fact, Xiao Wukong didn't swallow the Dragon Ball at all, and he didn't do any self-detonation qigong, these are all tactics to delay time after listening to Wang Xiaohammer's instructions.

"Grandma's, why can't you throw it up?"

Vic stepped up his efforts to shake him.

Little Wukong vomited out the noodles he ate in the morning, gastric juice, and bile, and directly vomited weakly and fell into a coma.

Vic was also puzzled, why didn't there be a dragon ball in the noodles he spit out? Could it be that Little Wukong is fooling him?

Just then, reinforcements finally arrived!

"Virtue ...... Cornelian...... West...... Second! ”

The cry of the bell came.

Everyone turned their heads to look behind them, and it turned out to be Galen coming.

He is the true master of the Summoner's Rift.

"Sorry, I'm late." Galen pulled out the big sword and said to Wang Xiaozhu, "Don't blame me. ”

Wang Xiaohammer asked, "Half an hour late, we were almost killed by Vic." ”

Yuting asked, "How do you know this big guy?" ”

Wang Xiaohammer explained: "This is Galen in League of Legends, who met him when he was in the hospital that day. He's here for hemorrhoid surgery. While we were chatting, I was surprised to learn that Galen was a gay, liked men, was an attacker, and needed to be in dire need. At that time, the Turtle Immortal had already hung up, so I did a favor and gave the corpse of the Turtle Immortal Teacher to Galen. ”

"......" Yu Ting broke out in a cold sweat, "Okay, don't say it, I can guess what happened next." ”

"LOL, my favorite hero to play is Galen, I didn't expect to meet in the hospital, and I married him as a brother of the opposite sex. I am the eldest disciple of the Turtle Immortal Teacher, and the Turtle Immortal told me on his deathbed that his body will be disposed of by me and cremated. At that time, Galen was very considerate of me, knowing that I was physically and mentally exhausted, and I had to prepare to deal with the Great Demon King Vic, and I didn't have time to deal with the corpse of the turtle immortal. The weather is hot and dry, and if you don't cremate, the body will definitely stink. So Galen said to me that he had a good friend named Fire Man who could help me burn the body for free, and I gave him the body of the turtle immortal. and made an appointment to bury the ashes of the turtle immortal in the summoner's canyon at 12 noon today. …… Yuting, what are you thinking, what is an unsightly picture? Can you be healthier and sunnier? ”

"Yes," said Galen, taking the urn over, "These are the ashes of the Turtle Immortals, who were buried together." ”

"I see, you just said that Galen is a GAY, I thought Galen was a bit of a corpse fetish......" Yu Ting stuck out her tongue and smiled.

"It's okay, although I'm a GAY, I can't do such a dirty thing." Galen said openly, "Although I love chrysanthemums like my life, but there is a way to pick chrysanthemums, and it is impossible to think about the chrysanthemum of the corpse." Most...... Mouth ......"

Hearing this, Wang Xiaohammer was a little depressed, and quickly opened the urn of the turtle immortal, and saw that on the white ashes, there was a brand new denture on the end...

"It's okay, it's not too much." Wang Xiaozhu wiped the sweat off his forehead.

"I won't insult the corpse's ......" Galen patted his strong chest and said righteously, "If it's a man, he must have a responsibility, and of course I will compens......ate for what is destroyed."

"Okay, okay, don't explain," Wang Xiaohammer changed the topic and said to Galen: "You look up at that green man in the sky, it's the Great Demon King of Vic, very powerful, and he almost killed us." Now I'd like to ask you to do me a favor, which is to defeat Vic. ”

Galen pointed the big sword at Vic in the air, and said in a loud voice, "Where is the demon?" How dare you harm my brother? Don't want to live anymore? ”

"Which onion are you?" Vic squinted at Galen and said disdainfully, "Another one to die?" I don't mind, if I want to die, I can do it. ”

"I want your life!" Enraged, Galen impulsively threw out the large sword in his hand and tried to stab Vic to death.

Vick snorted coldly and swung out a shockwave, rolling the big sword in the edge and incinerating it directly into powder!

"No weapons, see how you fight me!"

Galen lost his great sword, which meant that the hunter was without a shotgun.

Fortunately, Wang Xiaohammer has a dragon slaying knife. This was given to him by Yuting's uncle Xie Guangkun to save the earth. Wang Xiaozhu didn't know how to use a knife at all, so he handed the dragon slaying knife to Galen and said, "This dragon slaying knife will help you!" ”

"Good knives!" Galen took the dragon slaying knife and grabbed his arm to kill Vic with the fly again, but was hugged by Wang Xiaohammer.

"Brother, don't throw it away, please...... Hurt him with your skills......"

Galen stopped throwing the knife and shouted to Bick:

"Hey, Vic, do you dare not float in the sky and follow me on land?"

Vic thought it was very funny, but in his eyes, Galen was like an ant, and he didn't mind letting him lose: "Dare! Lao Tzu is fighting you on the ground and wants your life! Vic slowly flew to the ground, his hands on his hips, his expression still very contemptuous.

In the Summoner's Rift, this battle is inevitable.

Galen, who is armed with a dragon-slaying knife, faces Vic, who is bare-handed and demonic qigong.

The two stood facing each other, and a big battle was about to break out.

Wang Xiaohammer and Yuting climbed out of the dirt pit, took away the stunned little Wukong, hid in the grass, and quietly watched this SOLO.