Kling was finally hospitalized. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

He has a disease, I don't need to say that everyone guessed it.

And that's -- cecum detachment......

Due to his excellent performance, Wang Xiaohammer has become the eldest brother of Kling and Little Wukong, and he is willing to gamble and lose, no matter how unhappy the two are, there is no way.

Moreover, the turtle immortal rewarded Wang Xiaozhu with a black plastic stick, and he didn't know what it did? The kind with batteries in it, you can turn on the switch......

Light......

Yes, it's a flashlight......

"Ding! Congratulations to the host! Mission accomplished! Earn 300 evolution points to get a second Dragon Ball. ”

"Ask the host to complete the third side quest: Destroy the Great Demon of Vic."

"Mission time: 10 days."

"Reward: One Dragon Ball, 400 more evolution points. Mission Failed: Immediately force quit this world. ”

This one...... It's a bit difficult.

After all, Wang Xiaohammer is just starting out, apprenticed to the turtle immortal, didn't learn any kung fu, and directly defeated Vic? The devil from Namek, who claims to have pushed the whole world to the brink of terror?

Isn't this a sheep in the mouth of a tiger?

Just thinking like this, suddenly, the turtle immortal walked in and said to Wang Xiaozhu and Little Wukong:

"I just received an urgent call that Kiki was captured by the Great Demon King Vic, you have to hurry up and get Kiki...... Originally, I wanted to go with you, but I watched too many small movies these days, and my health is not very good. ”

Xiao Wukong said weakly: "Teacher Wutian, could it be kidney deficiency again?" ”

"No, how can I be so easy to be empty?" The turtle immortal stretched out his left hand, which was wrapped in a thick bandage, and said, "I just have a ...... on my left hand."

"Forehead ......"

The Turtle Immortal continued to explain: "The biggest output point of the Turtle School Qigong is that the palm emits energy, and my palm is worn out, so naturally I can't exert my strength. So, this glorious mission to rescue Kiki is up to the two of you. ”

"Got it."

………………

Three days later, the hospital.

Mortuary.

The turtle immortals were exhausted, resulting in death.

………………

Five days later, in a vast canyon, Wang Xiaohammer and Little Wukong fought side by side, and the person standing opposite them was none other than the Great Demon King Vic.

This canyon, known as the Summoner's Canyon, is a place where heroes haunt.

"Just you two little hairy heads? Dare to make a war with me? Vic stood in the wind and said disdainfully.

"What did you do with Kiki?" Little Wukong said angrily, "What kind of man is it to catch a girl." ”

"Huh! It depends on what the girl is for. Vic smirked, "Guess what I did to Kiki, from a man's point of view." ”

Wang Xiaohammer said lightly: "Bang bang? ”

"Damn, I'm not that evil." Vic Zhengse said, "Although I am a big devil, I have not yet fallen to the point of catching a little beauty and doing that kind of dirty thing." ”

"So, what did you do to Kiki?" Little Wukong asked anxiously.

"Mouth."

"......" Wang Xiaohammer instantly understood, thinking, you still say that you are not evil, this behavior is even more hateful, shameless, and obscene!

"I don't know what you're talking about, but I want to know, what about the Kiki?" Little Wukong asked loudly.

"Here." Bick pulled Kiki out of his crotch, held it in his hand, and said, "She's alive, but she's just knocked out by the breath in my crotch, wahahaha!" ”

"You trash!" Satoru clenched his fists in the air.

At this time, Kiki was blown by a cold wind, woke up, and spat out a mouthful of hair, (What the hell is this?) Then Kiki said weakly, "Wukong, hurry up and save me......"

Kiki's voice didn't sound very unnatural, and little Wukong shouted loudly, "Are you okay?" ”

Kiki replied, "I have no teeth......"

"......" Wang Xiaohammer broke out in a cold sweat, this Bick, he really deserves to be the big demon king, his kung fu is strong, his body is strong, Nima is too powerful!

"What's going on? What about teeth? Was it shattered by Vic? Little Wukong said suspiciously.

"Okay, you don't have to ask," Vic tied Kiki to the big tree next to him and sneered, "As long as you give me the Dragon Ball, I'll release Kiki and take care of fitting a pair of dentures for her."

"SB Ah...

"Well, newborn calves are not afraid of tigers. Now, let's start fighting. If you want to get Kiki, either defeat me and kill me, or hand over the Dragon Ball of the Turtle Immortal. ”

Two days ago, in the hospital, when sorting out the relics of the turtle immortals, a dragon ball was indeed found. At this time, it was kept by Little Wukong in the storage wrist.

"I won't give you the Dragon Balls easily." Little Wukong scolded, "Don't dream, you scourge Kiki like that, I must kill you." ”

"Then let the horses come." Vic didn't care at all, because in his eyes, these two little hairy boys were not his opponents at all. He wanted to kill Goku with his own hands and get that dragon ball.

The battle begins!

"Turtle ............ Send............ Gas............ Meritorious ............"

Little Goku struggled to make a move!

Vic made a spin move, dodged the shockwave, and made a backhand move "Demon Assault Punch"!

Rumble!

There was a loud explosion!

Little Wukong was directly shocked thirty meters away!

"Stinky boy, I just used thirty percent of my strength, and I beat you so hard that you can't even be a mother. What kind of cow do you say you still have with me, and you still don't hand over the Dragon Balls? Vic looked up to the sky and laughed.

"You...... I'll ...... you Fight ......" Little Wukong spat blood and struggled to stand up, but was stopped by Wang Xiaohammer.

"Brother Wukong, don't be reluctant, you can't beat him." Wang Xiaohammer said calmly.

"Then it's all up to you, Little Hammer."

"Rely on Nima, of course I can't beat it." Wang Xiaohammer said helplessly.

"What then?"

Just when the two were worried, reinforcements arrived.

It turned out to be Yu Ting.

"I'm sorry, I overslept."

"Why did you get there, we were almost killed by Vic." Wang Xiaohammer complained.

"I'm sorry, husband, it's all my snooze," Yu Ting stuck out her tongue embarrassedly and said, "Then, the difficult task of defeating the Great Demon King of Vic will be left to me." ”

Bick watched Yu Ting pull out the golden hoop stick wrapped in thin feces from the depths of the chrysanthemum, and asked in wonder:

"Where did you come from, this monkey? Why is it so strange, do you have to come to die? ”

"Don't BB, you have the ability to fight."

"Huh! Brag unblushingly! ”

After Vic finished speaking, he once again blasted out a set of "Demon Seven Wound Punches!" ”

The seven-colored fist blade, like seven lightning bolts, struck this side in an instant, destroying the world and destroying the earth, and even the big trees on both sides were uprooted!

"What a strong fist, Yuting, can you withstand it?" Wang Xiaozhu asked.

"Only hard!" Yu Ting gritted her teeth and said, "I know that Bick is stronger than me, but, for you, Little Hammer, I won't back down." ”

After speaking, Yu Ting used the golden hoop stick to spin rapidly in front of her chest, forming a powerful, golden shield more than thirty meters high, wanting to resist the seven extremely sharp edges!

The collision of the shield and the fist, like Mars hitting the earth, shook the sky and the earth, and erupted into seven deafening explosions!

The whole world seems to be filled with seven colored air currents, and the end of the world is coming.

When everything was quiet, in a big pit two hundred meters away, Yu Ting was lying in the center of the pit, vomiting blood in her mouth, her clothes all over her body were blown up, especially her lower body, and the glass urinary catheter from Thailand after surgery was also exposed, falling to the ground, covered with mud.

Wang Xiaohammer hurriedly ran over, gently picked up the glass urinary catheter, took out a tissue, wiped off the soil on it, looked at Yu Ting, who was weakened and beaten by the airflow, and said gently: "It's okay, I'll help you get better again..."

Then, Wang Xiaohammer aimed the catheter at the small hole under Yuting and put it in......

"It's so slippery, how do you fix it?" Wang Xiaozhu asked suspiciously.

"Uh, help me put on my underwear! Otherwise, how to solid! Yuting complained.

"Uh-oh."

So, Wang Xiaohammer helped Yuting put on bottoms printed with Mickey Mouse, and the urinary catheter was fixed.

"Thank you, Hammer."

"You're welcome." Wang Xiaozhu held Yu Ting's head and asked weakly: "I have a question, I don't know whether to talk about it." ”

"Tell me."

"Is your golden rod fixed like this?"

“……”

"Well, that's for sure." Wang Xiaohammer asked with concern: "Yuting, you won't die, right?" ”

"I was a little stunned when I was beaten, but I couldn't die yet, I just didn't have combat effectiveness." Yu Ting sighed, "I'm sorry, I can't help you defeat the Great Demon King of Vic this time." ”

Wang Xiaozhu looked at his watch, it was exactly 12 o'clock, and said to Yuting:

"It's okay, my rescuers will be here soon, we have made an appointment, come to the rescue at 12 o'clock."

"Reinforcements?"

"Hmm."

"You are paralyzed, if you don't say it earlier, you almost killed my mother."

The Great Demon King of Vic stood in the void, looked down at the big dirt pit, looked up to the sky and laughed wildly:

"Hahahaha! Two weak chickens, do you want to admit defeat? Lao Tzu is invincible in the world! ”