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It's still voice-activated, and as long as you speak, you can automatically fill in the blanks. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Sure enough, it's a high-tech Japan.

Wang Xiaohammer exerted his ingenuity and replied:

"Bo Qing Dial Palm Red"

A line of words appeared on the disc: garbled type, error!

Wang Xiaohammer scolded angrily:

"Damn, it's too bad to say you're high-tech. Won't you read it backwards? ”

The disc continues to show: お母さんのFart。

(Translation: Miss you fart.) - Editor's note)

Wang Xiaohammer was furious, broke the disc, and angrily reprimanded: "Little Japanese things are perverts." ”

"Cloth ...... Gu ......"

When Yuting saw the word 'fart', she reflexed, so she learned bird calls.

After feeling comfortable, she walked over, snuggled in Wang Xiaozhu's arms, and comforted:

"Little hammer, don't be angry, I know the starring role of this disc, it's called Hata's XX clothes."

"Oh, that's right, with you, right? Your colleagues? ”

"It used to be. Recently, though, she joined the military. ”

"Japan's Self-Defense Forces? Holy, militaristic garbage. Wang Xiaohammer said indignantly.

"Yes, and infantry."

"Oh, scum."

The two were chatting, not noticing the crowd of onlookers standing around them.

Because the house is in ruins, people look at this side with curiosity.

Among them, there was a blue cat, who shouted:

"Wukong, why are you here?"

is also a celebrity, Yu Ting smiled badly, and said secretly:

"What's special, I have plastic surgery, I wear a skirt, and I have a breast augmentation, which still makes people see that I am Monkey King. Alas, life is as lonely as snow. “

Doraemon took the telescope in his hand and laughed, "This is the 'Japanese version of the demon mirror'." ”

"!"

"Monkey, where's your somersault cloud?"

Yu Ting walked over and whispered, "Dead cat, don't reveal my identity in front of my subject." The somersault cloud betrayed the revolution. As an international friend, hurry up and give me a bamboo dragonfly. ”

"Hehe, there is a price to ask me for something."

"What are you going to do?"

"Hey, hey! You know. ”

"Okay, meet you. Hurry up. ”

Doraemon smiled wickedly at the corner of his mouth and took out the 'universal charger' from his pocket

"Time stops!" He shouted, and the charger emitted a yellow glow, and the whole world stood still.

Why not a time standstill?

The world fell silent, and even the birds flying in the sky could not move.

Only Doraemon and Yuting can move.

"Speed! I'm still in a hurry. ”

After Doraemon finished speaking, he walked with Yuting to an electric pole not far away.

Yu Ting took out the golden hoop stick from the depths of the chrysanthemum, and couldn't help but 'cloth' again...... Gu ...... for a moment.

"You dead fat cat, you're really perverted." Yu Ting complained, aimed one end of the golden hoop rod at the electric pole, and shouted, "Lengthen!" ”

The golden rod swished and lengthened, slamming into the pole and poking a hole.

"The hole is too big." Doraemon said depressedly.

"Wha!"

Yu Ting sneered, then reduced her strength, reduced the diameter of the golden hoop stick, and poked a hole the size of enoki mushrooms in the electric pole.

Now Doraemon was satisfied, drooling, and started with the pole......

In less than ten seconds, it's done.

"Wahahaha"

Yu Ting laughed at him again.

Doraemon blushed and panting, he fulfilled his promise and handed over the two bamboo dragonflies to Yuting.

Then Yu Ting and Wang Xiaohammer had bamboo dragonflies on their heads and flew into the sky.

Half an hour after flying out, Yuting suddenly found that she had forgotten her uncle.

So he flew back, carried the coffin on his shoulder, and took off again.

"A weak woman, with so much strength, can carry a coffin." Wang Xiaohammer said in surprise.

"Uh, how did it be exposed." Yu Ting smiled awkwardly, and her feet were unstable, and the coffin was thrown down.

It is said that the coffin was thrown to the Yasukuni Shrine.

Flying down from a height of 30,000 meters, a staff member was stoned to death, but the coffin was intact.

It turned out that it was the uncle's vitality that was infused around the coffin, reaching that King Kong was not bad.

Wang Xiaozhu and Yu Ting landed at the Yasukuni Shrine.

Unexpectedly, the Japanese Prime Minister came to pay a visit, and there were security guards all around.

Uh, shouldn't it be a bodyguard?

As an angry youth, Wang Xiaohammer couldn't bear it anymore.

He wanted to die for his country and assassinate the prime minister.

Just when he was about to rush up, Yu Ting's words made him a little embarrassed:

"Even if it's an assassination, you have to bring a knife."

After Yu Ting finished speaking, she found an AK-47 out of nowhere, handed it to Wang Xiaozhu, and said, "You will go down in history." ”

Wang Xiaohammer took the gun and asked suspiciously: "Yuting, what is your identity?" ”

Yu Ting snorted coldly: "Actually, under the guise of studying abroad, I am a spy who broke into the enemy's army. Then he took out a pair of sunglasses and put them on, played the role of the Matrix, and said coldly: "I'm sorry, I'm a police officer." ”

"Oh, I see."

Wang Xiaohammer aimed the muzzle of the gun at the enemy and decisively pressed the trigger.

Rumble!!!!!

An earth-shattering bang!

The muzzle of the AK-47 spewed a wave of fire!

Damn, it turned out to be a high-tech flamethrower.

Every time she sprays, Yu Ting dubbs next to her: "Fire--Cloud--God--Palm--"

The fire burned for three days and three nights, turning the Yasukuni Shrine into ruins.

The prime minister and his lackeys were also burned to death in the fire.

Wang Xiaohammer and Yuting walked out of the tent, completed their historical mission, became national heroes, and prepared to return to China to wear big red flowers.

At this time, the Japanese Self-Defense Forces came to the rescue.

Why are you here!?

Under the bombardment of tanks and planes, the ground was full of potholes, and the flames of war were full of flames.

The whole city has become a battlefield of chaos.

The two didn't care about taking the coffin back, "The devil's firepower is too fierce." ”

They opened up a base behind enemy lines, ran to an abandoned building, and hid.

After two hours, it was found that the sound of explosions in the city had disappeared, and it was deathly quiet.

What's going on?

What's going on?

Why didn't those armies come to bomb us?

The two ran to the roof of the building, trying to see what they wanted.

And the world unfolding in front of them shocked them!

The streets and alleys of the city are full of zombies!

It turned out that the war just now prompted the outbreak of the virus, and Tokyo, Japan became a city of zombies.

"It's terrifying, let's hurry up and fly away with bamboo dragonflies." Wang Xiaohammer said nervously.

"No, there's no power."

"Isn't it solar-powered?"

"It's a fake!" Yu Ting said, and brought the bamboo dragonfly closer to Wang Xiaozhu, and he clearly saw a line of small words on it:

MADE--IN--HUOXING。

"Damn, this fake is too bizarre, it's made on Mars." As soon as Wang Xiaohammer finished speaking, the bamboo dragonfly turned into two butterflies and flew away.

"It turned out to be a fake made from taxidermy. It must have been anesthetic. ”

Watching the butterfly fly farther and farther, Yu Ting couldn't help but sing in dubbing: "I am entangled with you and flying, flying over this red dust, ......and we will always be with you."

Swish!

Suddenly, a white laser flashed, and there was nothing left of the two butterflies that had been hit.

Who?

A masculine voice came: "It's so ugly, it's not perfect!" Please, you cut your Adam's apple and sing again. ”

Yu Ting hurriedly covered her Adam's apple and said angrily: "What person?!" ”

When I looked closely, an old monk in a big red robe, holding a scepter and holding a porcelain bowl, stood in mid-air.

Looking downstairs again, Bai Suzhen waved a bronze sword in one hand, slashing zombies, and helping the monk hang Weiya with the other.

"Fahai! Hurry up and take them! I can't hold on anymore! Bai Suzhen shouted through a megaphone.

"Okay, Zhenzhen!"

Wang Xiaozhu frowned tightly, and said suspiciously: "Fahai, isn't your opponent Bai Suzhen?" Why are you uniting now against us? ”

"The monks don't talk - in fact, Zhenzhen is pregnant with my child." Fahai explained truthfully.

"It turns out that there is adultery! Don't you, as a monk, feel very ashamed? Yu Ting pointed at Fahai and asked angrily.

"Stinky monkey! Aren't you ashamed of yourself for having sex reassignment surgery and seducing men? Fahai asked rhetorically.

"Wait!" Wang Xiaohammer asked, "Then Bai Suzhen has not evolved into a human form before today, she should be a snake, how could she be pregnant with your child?" ”

"If the monks don't say anything -- just allow this dead monkey to be gay, and not allow me to have a fetish? Fifteen years ago, when I was still in junior high school, I once went to a video hall and watched a Japanese film starring Hata's XXyi, and I was impulsive, so I caught a little white snake and vented it...... The little white snake is Zhenzhen, she left me ......"

"I see," Wang Xiaohammer analyzed, "No wonder you tried your best, nominally trying to subdue Bai Suzhen, it turned out that you wanted to find her and ask for the flesh and blood in her stomach!" ”

"Sure enough, it's the Emperor of Analysis, that's right!" Fahai nodded: "However, I have reconciled with Zhenzhen. Ready to kill you and live happily ever after. Bring up our children and take the Tsinghua University entrance examination in the future. ”

"Huh! Think beautifully! Yu Ting said coldly, "Bai Suzhen, this demon, wanted to eat Tang monk meat on the way to learn scriptures, and was subdued by me, I raised it in a cactus, and wanted to take her life when she transformed into a human form." It seems that today is the time to fight to the death! ”