His name is Wang Xiaohammer, he is 25 years old this year, and he is not eating fried chicken in People's Square, and he is on a blind date at this moment. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

They sat in chairs, and the woman was transgender.

The woman wants to fart, but on this occasion, how can she let it go!

So the woman thought of a way and said to Wang Xiaozhu: "Hey, have you heard the cuckoo's call? ”

Wang Xiaozhu was inexplicable: "I haven't heard of it." ”

The woman laughed and said, "Then I'll learn it to you, that is...... Cloth...... Valley ............"

She shouted, farting at the same time, trying to drown out the fart with her screams.

After that, the woman was much more comfortable and took a sip of the estrogen that came with her.

"How? Do you know the cuckoo's call? ”

Wang Xiaozhu blushed and said embarrassedly: "Eh, I'm sorry, I didn't hear ......"

"Huh? Why? ”

"Because...... Because your fart is so loud that I can't hear your cuckoo call......"

……

The first blind date, it was a success.

Wang Xiaohammer fell in love with this woman named Yuting (transsexual).

Yuting went to Thailand three years ago, first transformed into a shemale, and then drank hormones last year, and after some parts degenerated, she became a woman.

After half a month, Wang Xiaohammer and Yuting fell in love.

Yuting took Wang Xiaohammer to the house she rented on the outskirts of Tokyo.

Oh, and forgot to mention, they're international students.

Well, why is there People's Square?

Well, go ahead.

"This is the house you rented, it's so beautiful."

Looking at the fresh cabin, Wang Xiaohammer said with emotion.

The door was unlocked, and when I entered the house, I found a three-meter-tall cactus tree right in front of me.

"It's supposed to be a Mexican variety." Yuting introduced, "My uncle gave it to me last year. ”

"Huh? Why is there a long wooden box next to it? Wang Xiaohammer walked over and asked suspiciously.

"That's my uncle's coffin."

"Dead?" Wang Xiaohammer jumped up in shock and took two steps back.

"Well, he's not really dead. Retreat in the coffin. It's almost infancy. Yuting patiently explained.

"Oh, I see. What's your uncle's name? ”

"Xie Guangkun."

"Oh."

Two people sat on tatami mats.

In Japan, every home has a tatami mat, which is a bed made of square glutinous rice balls that have been dried in the sun.

Yu Ting took a bottle of milk from the refrigerator and said, "Drink some milk and make up for it." ”

Wang Xiaohammer waved his hand and said, "I don't like to drink pure milk, do you have calcium milk?" ”

Yu Ting laughed and said, "Yes." She handed Wahaha AD calcium milk to Wang Xiaohammer, and took a box of Master Kong's instant noodles and ate it.

At this time, suddenly on the cactus behind her, a woman's sharp cry sounded:

"Ahh Whining!! It hurts my sister to death! ”

Wang Xiaohammer threw away the yogurt in shock, turned his head to look, and gasped.

What the hell, how can there be a white snake?

She screamed as she was pricked by a cactus.

Yu Ting finished eating instant noodles and explained: "Don't be afraid of Little Hammer, this is a Pokemon I raised, and my name is Bai Suzhen." ”

"Holy, why is it talking?!" Looking at this fat silkworm, Wang Xiaohammer said angrily.

"I was dubbing just now." Yu Ting smiled, "Don't you make my profession, it's a voice actor, specializing in dubbing anime." ”

"Your Japanese is not good, and you can still be a voice actor, but you are also drunk."

"I'm Tokyo Rei. Specializing in Chinese dubbing. Sometimes I also voice birds..."

"Uh-oh."

"This Bai Suzhen has been raised by me in a cactus pot for fifteen years."

"Not yet perfect?" Wang Xiaohammer said jokingly.

"How is that possible, please! It's a snake, and you're talking about it on the wall. ”

"Uh-oh."

"Cloth ...... Gu ......"

“……”

Suddenly, Bai Suzhen spewed out a white gas, and the cactus shattered with a "bang".

Fortunately, Wang Xiaohammer dodged in time, and when he turned his face, a cactus was firmly pierced into Yu Ting's face.

"Ah!!h

Yu Ting screamed in pain.

"What's going on?!"

Wang Xiaohammer was so frightened that he sat on the floor.

"I can finally transform into a human form! That's great! Hahahaha! ”

Bai Suzhen laughed, a purple light flashed, and she turned into a nurse in white clothes.

Why Nurses!!

The temptation of uniforms?

This is Japan, don't you understand the seriousness of the problem?

Wang Xiaohammer actually had some impulses to rise in hormones.

"I, Bai Suzhen, have been trapped for fifteen years, been abused, and my body is completely stabbed by cacti every day, and today, I have finally cultivated to the realm of transformation, and I can take revenge!" Bai Suzhen's face was full of injuries, and her whole pockmarked face was nine cakes.

The lower body is snake-shaped, covered with pink stockings, and still mesh.

"Uh...... Monster! ”

Wang Xiaohammer pulled Yuting behind him, wanting to protect her. After all, he is a man.

"Leave me alone, you run." Yu Ting finally pulled out the cactus on her face, but that face changed from Ruhua to Chi Ling.

"Wow, what a blessing in disguise, the cactus helped you with plastic surgery." Wang Xiaohammer said excitedly.

"Really?" Yuting wanted to find a mirror to take a look, but accidentally took out a demon mirror, and when she took a look, she found that it was Sun Wukong.

Forehead.

"I don't believe it! I don't believe it! I don't believe it! ”

Yu Ting threw the demon mirror on the ground and stepped on it.

"I don't want to be a monkey! I don't want to be a monkey! ”

Seeing that Yuting fell into a state of madness, Wang Xiaozhu, who didn't know the truth, hurriedly pulled her, calmed her down, and comforted: "You have become so beautiful, why are you angry?" ”

"I don't want to escort Tang Seng to the West Heaven to learn scriptures." Yu Ting cried bitterly, "I finally went on a blind date with a favorite object, why can't the Jade Emperor give me a peaceful life as an international student?" ”

What?! What does it have to do with the Jade Emperor?

Wang Xiaohammer looked confused.

At this time, Bai Suzhen said angrily: "Dog man and woman! When is it, still show affection, take the call! ”

Swish............

Bai Suzhen's sleeves waved, emitting a white ball of light, coming towards this side.

Unexpectedly, Yuting's voice of occupational disease said: "Ah, it's all given~~~~"

"Holy! Get out of the way. ”

Wang Xiaohammer pushed Yu Ting away and dodged the white ball of light.

Rumble!

There was a loud bang and the house was blown up.

A large pit formed in the ground, and countless pieces of furniture were shattered and flew all over the sky.

"Want to run? No way! ”

Bai Suzhen immediately sent out a white ball of light, and Yu Ting continued to dub: "Ah, give it all!" ~~~”

"I'm in the way!"

In order to protect his beloved blind date, Wang Xiaozhu resolutely stood up.

Picked up a disc that fell in the air, and used the principle of light reflection to catapult the ball of light back.

This is a disc distributed free of charge by Yuting's unit, Tokyo Cold.

"!!Shh

The ball of light bounced back!

Science has once again triumphed over fantasy!

"Hmm!" Bai Suzhen couldn't dodge, was hit by her own ball of light, fell to the ground, clutched her chest, and spit out a snake letter. Well, he spat out a few mouthfuls of blood, and then fainted.

The scene calmed down.

The house is gone.

At this time, Wang Xiaozhu breathed a sigh of relief and looked at the weapon in his hand that turned defeat into victory - the disc.

On the disc, the name of the leading actor is printed:

Look at the word fill in the blank: wave () () () ().

Hey?

How is there only one word for the prompt? Want to fill in 4 words?

This question is so difficult, does anyone know the answer?