Feed...... Feed...... Yes...... Yes...... Feed...... Feed...... Yes...... Yes...... Well...... Hmm" At a quarter past eight o'clock in the evening, Xiao Gangcang repeatedly adjusted the sound quality of the microphone in the expert lecture area, as if he had been **. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

The hall was very noisy, the grandparents didn't listen to the greetings at all, chatting and chatting, shouting and shouting, and a few loudspeakers became more and more excited, completely overshadowing the lullaby played in the stereo.

Loud and noisy, with the sound of slapping tables reverberating back and forth in the closed hall, my eardrums were tested like never before, and my head was about to burst.

"Everyone, please be quiet, be quiet." Xiao Gangpao deliberately emphasized the word quiet into the microphone.

"Our health special lecture is about to start, please have not yet arrived, are about to arrive, and have not yet found their own place uncles, aunts and uncles and aunts to quickly adjust their state, our party will start on time at half past eight."

Xiao Gangpao said a lot of rambling nonsense, and then swung his left and right hands up and down to the rhythm of the music, bowed his body and twisted his ass to dance a small dance step, enjoying it very intoxicated.

At half past eight in the evening, the health lecture officially began, hosted by a small steel cannon, and as a prize presenter and handyman, it seems that this guy is trying to save money and save home.

Xiao Gang Cannon lifted the microphone and started talking, his mouth touched very closely, and the upper hemisphere of the microphone was almost eaten by him, "Before we invite special experts, I would like to ask you a few questions, if any uncle and aunt can answer, we have a prize to give,

So please get involved, okay? As Xiao Gangpao threw out the opening sentence with a question, I knew that the show had officially begun.

"Okay."

"Yes."

"Hurry up, don't talk nonsense." The following responses are also varied, live out of a vegetable market.

Brother Dong whispered next to my ear: "Zhuang Sheng, what the hell do you guess Xiao Gangcang is going to do." ”

"I don't know." I replied very coldly, I don't care about this issue at all, at the moment I just want to know how much Brother Dong will share more than me when the dividend is paid after the party. That's right, I'm still haunted.

"So, first of all, I want to ask the uncles and aunts who are here, are you all healthy?" Xiao Ganggun weaves the first trap and points the microphone at the front row.

"It's fine." An old man who couldn't be older was the first to answer, revealing his two remaining dental stakes.

"Oops! People grow up eating whole grains, and who doesn't have a minor illness or pain, there is no big problem, and they grit their teeth and pass. A grandmother who was over seventy years old next to her grabbed the words.

"When people are old, they are sick! The body is not good, the sicker you are, the weaker you are, the more sick you are, you are hospitalized at both ends for three days, you spend money like running water, not to mention, and drag down your family, there is no comparison with you young people. "The one in the front row wears black-rimmed reading glasses,

The skinny old man always had a severe cough when he spoke, giving people the feeling that he would not stop coughing up his lungs.

"Okay, let's encourage the active participation of these three uncles and aunts with warm applause, this is your reward, little meaning." The little steel cannon took out three boxes of four eggs from the boxes stacked next to him and served them separately.

"As this aunt said, if people eat whole grains, no one can guarantee that they will not have a small illness or a small pain or something, but if we don't pay attention to my minor illness, it will be difficult to treat it when it becomes a major illness, just like this uncle who runs to the hospital twice in three days.

Which of you is willing to give away all the money you have earned in your life to the hospital. Therefore, our health training course today is completely based on the starting point of caring, caring and caring for the health of the elderly. "The little steel cannon spoke with passion,

It's so damn that it's going to be ridiculous, and not going to participate in the super speaker is completely burying the talent.

"So, I'm going to ask the second question now, our gifts are limited, so please be active on site." Xiao Gang Cannon deliberately mentions gifts, this guy is too cunning, and completely takes advantage of the psychology of the elderly who love to take advantage.

"May I ask all the uncles and aunts here, have you all bought pension insurance?" The little cannon throws the second trap.

"That's definitely going to buy thia! Which Ha'er doesn't buy it, each of you wants to ha, the second time you get old, you don't have a guarantee to make evil! The aunt in the first row held the microphone and spoke with a thick ZQ accent.

"Fight is, fight is." The man next to him also drank, obviously an authentic ZQ old man.

"This is the prize for the two of you, please take it." The small steel cannon sent out two more boxes.

"The people who answered the questions seemed to be all uncles and aunts in the front row. Uncles and aunts in the back, where are you? Stretch out your hands and let me see you, okay? Let go of your throats and let me hear you scream, okay? ”

Xiao Gangcang stepped off the stage and walked around the periphery of the hall to the middle, deliberately provoking the atmosphere of the audience.

"I bought it, I bought it, I definitely bought it, I have received it for many years." An old lady with a pockmarked face in the crowd held her hands high, for fear that the free eggs would fall into the pockets of others.

"Well, yes, I noticed you, this aunt is very cooperative, I hope you can learn more from her. Come, special reward for you two boxes per person. The old lady Mazi picked up the bargain as she wished, and smiled so hard that she couldn't close her mouth.

"I believe that the uncles and aunts here should have bought old-age insurance, and even many of them have received it for many years, which we should thank the party and the government for its good policies, so that our elderly groups can rely on and be secure.

However, according to our survey, we found that the vast majority of the elderly died prematurely due to unhealthy reasons, not only did they not enjoy good benefits in their old age, but also paid a sum of insurance in vain, which is very unfortunate.

But fortunately, all of you here today have the honor to participate in our free, open health lecture, and then we have invited today's special health lecturer to bring you a wonderful lesson on how human beings can live longer.

Please applaud and welcome. The little steel cannon finished speaking and retreated behind the screen.

Slightly, a gray-haired old man came out from behind the screen, his expression was a little familiar, but he couldn't remember where he had seen this person for a while.

?“ Well...... Hmm......" The old man cleared his throat.

"Ladies and gentlemen, good evening, contemptible Jinshan, is a special lecturer of this free public health lecture, it is a pleasure to meet you." The old man bowed.

"Caring for health, caring for life, anti-cancer and anti-cancer, early examination, early detection, early health large-scale public welfare lectures welcome your participation." The old man bowed again.

"Fuck, fooled, fooled, what a master!" It dawned on me that I could fool my fiery eyes.

"What are you talking about? Johnson. "Brother Dong is a little incomprehensible.

I quickly covered my mouth, fortunately the wall has no ears, no one notices me except Brother Dong, otherwise the little steel cannon that stabbed the leak would definitely not spare me. The flaws that I finally saw would be unhappy if I kept holding it back, so I decided to whisper to Brother Dong.

"Brother Dong, do you think that lecturer is suspicious?" I spoke very quietly.

"What's suspicious?" Brother Dong asked, obviously unaware of it at all.

"Don't you think he's like a person?" I reminded Brother Dong.

"It's kind of like that." Brother Dong scratched his head, and the ground was full of dandruff flowers [this is the consequence of washing your hair without being requisitive], I thought Brother Dong really saw the clues.

"But it shouldn't be possible! I haven't heard the widowed mother-in-law say that she has brothers and sisters! Brother Dong picked his nostrils with his index finger, stared at the ceiling with his eyes rolled up, and wiped the noodle cut out on the edge of the door at will, disgusting, disgusting.

I'm speechless, super speechless, I can actually contact the widowed mother-in-law, it seems that the brain made of tofu is always messier than normal people.

"I won't go around the bush with you, I'll tell you! That lecturer was actually pretending to be Xiao Cannon.

"Where? How could it be, how I didn't see it. Brother Dong didn't believe it.

"Oops! You're stupid enough, it's obvious that you just went to the screen and changed your clothes. I said.

"Really? Everything has changed. Brother Dong is still skeptical.

"It's like a person who has changed his appearance and clothes, and it is difficult to hide his habits, and habits can't be changed for a while, don't you see the body language he speaks? It's completely carved out of a mold like a small gun,

And that signature move that loves to raise eyebrows. He's definitely right! "I'm right at the point.

"Why did he deliberately package himself like this?" Brother Dong asked.

It's true that even I can't understand why Xiaogang Cannon has to play so many roles alone, being a host and pretending to be a senior professor, how rebellious is this person's self-confidence! It's no wonder that he has been able to achieve the position of an industry giant in just a few years.

"Maybe he wants to give people the illusion of being senior and educated!" I was perfunctory, in fact, how do I know what kind of wishful thinking the little steel cannon is playing.

"Don't say that the little steel cannon dressed as a professor is really human-like and dog-like." Brother Dong is very funny.

"Human-like dogs?" I almost didn't laugh out loud, "Brother Dong, you are too level, the cultural connotation is not ordinarily high, others are clearly called erudite and talented, but when it comes to your mouth, you become like a human dog." "I made fun of Brother Dong, it's terrible to be uneducated.

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Xiao Gangcang was dressed in a white-gray suit, with a tie, a fake beard, and a pair of gold-wire glasses without lenses, and obviously his hair was also fake.

He has become a big liar lecturer with full of culture. This person's skills are deep and unfathomable, although I can't spy on how many roles he can play alone, but what I know is that his ability value is seriously explosive.

The little steel cannon bowed twice in a row and began to get down to business.

"First of all, I would like to share a story with you. Once, someone asked the wise man how to have health. The wise man told him that health is very shy, and if you don't take the initiative to find it, health won't come to hug you on its own.

The man asked the wise man again, can he always have it as long as he finds health? And the wise man replied, "Health is very delicate, and if you don't take good care of it, it will eventually leave you." That person is in a hurry, is there a way to make people immortal,

The wise man was silent...... After thinking for a while, I said that although there is no way to live forever in the world, there is a way to maintain health. What does this story tell us? This story tells us that there is a way for a person to achieve long-term health.

So, to put it bluntly, our lecture today is to realize this ideal and bring healthy methods to all of you. After speaking, Xiao Gangpao bowed again, and the audience applauded.

As people in modern society pay more and more attention to the issue of health preservation, especially some elderly people who retire from their posts and stay at home, they have nothing to do all day long, and they receive a considerable amount of pension.

In addition to enjoying the joy of leisure and entertainment, he is eager to prolong his life and strengthen his body, but he has not found an effective method of cultivation and health.

Even the old ladies who had the intention of picking up the toilet at the beginning listened very carefully, and the hall was unusually quiet, and everyone pricked up their ears to listen to the so-called senior professor in the industry to explain the scriptures.

Frankly speaking, I also plan to listen carefully to the witty words of the little steel cannon, but Brother Dong has been digging his nostrils hard next to me, so that I can't help but not be distracted, I'm not but Brother Dong will dig his nostrils one time,

Instead, I suspect that he is very likely to sneak the ball-shaped boogers on my fingers behind my back when I am not paying attention, Brother Dong can definitely do this kind of thing, I firmly believe it.

"You two, don't be idle here, the boss told you all to go to the back hall to get ready, you'll be busy soon." At this time, a little Luo swaggered past us and dropped a sentence.

"Hey, a little shrimp, you're pretty spirited." Being called loudly by a fart bug, Brother Dong was very unhappy.

To be honest, I'm not happy either, although I'm also a follower, but I'm also a follower with a head and a face, I looked at Brother Dong and waited for him to decide.

"Let's go! Scooping rice in someone else's pot and eating it without looking at your face. "Brother Dong's words are very profound and philosophical, and I will not understand them for a while.

But the only thing I can understand is how the spherical boogers ran to the head of the little shrimp, which is the unique stunt "Playing Divine Skill" that Brother Dong has practiced hard for a year.