The lecture was in full swing, and the little steel cannon held the microphone and talked endlessly. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

The lecture starts with the most basic health knowledge, from how to maintain health, from how to prevent various geriatric diseases, and finally involves the introduction of products and various high-tech equipment that can cure all diseases. The old man in the audience listened with relish,

Some of them kept clamandering aloud. [I dare to say that those old people who echoed were all dragged by the little steel cannon, and I used to be Brother Dong's trust, but that time it failed miserably. 】

The old people who came to listen to the class were holding a leaflet we distributed, because there were seven big words on it that read: "Get eggs for free with coupons", and all participants in the training can exchange two catties of eggs in the exchange area with that leaflet.

In fact, the activity hosted by Xiaogang Cannon this time is quite large, not only to send eggs, but also to rice, shampoo and other small items that can be used in life, which can be said to be a lot of money.

When I went to the back hall, I saw that the full goods occupied half of the room, basically some massagers, air purifiers, water purifiers and other household items, no trademarks, no inspection marks, and even some did not even have packaging.

Directly covered with a layer of film plastic stacked there, it is completely a three-no product produced by the black workshop.

I instantly understood that this so-called health training meeting is to take advantage of the psychology of the elderly who love to take advantage of and are afraid of death to sell these inferior goods at a high price. It's free!

Free check-ups and the like are just a foreshadowing for the last crucial step.

However, most of the elderly people who came to the lecture initially came for the freebies. If you want to get a freebie, you have to receive a free examination first, and once you receive the examination, you will be 100% told that you have coronary heart disease.

Sow madness and other strange diseases that make eggs hurt, and then a few fake doctors next to them will recommend the health products and instruments that can cure all diseases.

[Of course, the fake doctor is also an extras invited by Xiao Gangcang, and it is more likely that they are all his minions, and it is entirely possible for Xiaogang Cannon to do so in order to save expenses. 】

Of course, there is an important link in the middle, that is, the lecturer's incendiary speech, whether these old people can be successfully brainwashed is the most critical step, so when Xiao Gang Cannon speaks, he will set up from time to time.

Grandpa and grandma shouted very affectionately, and occasionally interspersed with some stories of unfilial piety and small videos of children, what children abuse the elderly, children abuse the elderly,

The children drove the old people away, etc...... Through these means, the elderly are told to spend their money on themselves, anyway, they have to hype up a consumption concept of "children are unreliable, the elderly are all over, and they are healthy".

In short, it's all a trap, and it's a set of traps, and there's no way to hide it.

Those inferior goods were touted by the small steel cannon, and under the effect of the gods, the electrical appliances of hundreds and ten yuan were sold at a high price of seven or eight thousand, and there was also a rush to buy on the scene, which made a group of us very happy.

Some old people watched others rush to buy it, and they still jumped even though they knew it was a pit.

The training will end at almost ten o'clock, the on-site goods are all sold out, and the small steel cannon of the dog day makes a lot of money, of course, our dividends are also indispensable.

A middle-aged man who claimed to be the vice president of the company actually knelt down to recognize his parents on the spot in order to express his gratitude, making him very sensational.

Finally, the audience sounded music, and with the cheerful tune, the little steel cannon made a familiar impromptu speech to the beat:

"Live well, drag it slowly, there are more than tens of thousands a year; Don't climb, don't compare, don't be angry with yourself; Eat less salt, eat more jealousy, play less mahjong and walk more; Sleep on time, get up on time, box, dance and keep fit;

Live happily, be happy, complain less and sing more; As long as you can eat, the money will not be broken; Don't be afraid to leave early. ……”

At the end of the sound, the audience dispersed, and Xiao Pao Gang temporarily decided to set up a celebration banquet in Hutou Mountain to count the remuneration by the way, so everyone packed up and went straight to Hutou Mountain.

As for Brother Dong's inexplicable premonition before, it seems that it was another false shot, at least when we reached the foot of Hutou Mountain, we didn't meet his widow and aunt with a big mouth, in short, everything went well.

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Hutou Mountain is a place with good mountains and good waters, the air is clear and full of the fragrance of herbs, a team of more than 20 people passes through the dense forest woven by banyan trees, wades through the mountain stream and streams, and crosses the flat bridge made of bluestone,

The plane of the stream is covered with layers of golden ripples, and the junction between the outline of the mountain and the sky is reflected by the silver moon, and even at night, I can feel the infinite charm of nature.

【Oh...... No, it's not called the pectoral muscles at all, it can only be called the chest] so that the air can penetrate every inch of the skin.

Along the way, in addition to the smell of dampness and decay exuded from the rhizome of the banyan tree, there was also the noisy sound of the dead "mound fish", the mound fish is a classic word box, so the name is that there are so many, you can't stop when you start, if you want how many units to measure his daily throughput,

Then I dare say that it may not be able to fit in a bucket, yes! He's the kind of person who brags to the point where he forgets to eat. When he was still in the training and sitting, he came to me to talk to me, Brother Dong didn't want to deal with him, I naturally had the intention to be cold, he sang a single horn and felt bored and walked away,

I didn't think that I had no fun at that time, and now I have to make up for it, and I listened to him alone endlessly along the way, either complaining, or whining, and occasionally asking some more brain-dead questions, in short, I haven't been idle, obviously it looks like a young man in his twenties is like an old mother who has reached menopause.

"Boss, why do we have to go all the way to this deep mountain and old forest to suffer? How nice it would be to have a party in town! Seeing that no one was nagging him, Qiu Yu began to provoke Xiao Gang Cannon again.

"Because you're so stupid, I'm going to bring you here to inhale aura." Little Steel Cannon said with a smile. Depend on! Even if you insult Qiu Yu's IQ, you actually dragged us in together, and you can't turn your face with him if you are pinched by someone.

"Boss, you're a little wrong about what you said, if our brains are so effective, do you still have to mess around?" Qiu Yu worked hard to show his natural lack of dry humor, which was completely out of tune, and the humor did not match him.

It's not because his words aren't funny enough, it's because he naturally has a sycophant face.

"Actually, it's the same everywhere! The most important thing is to be happy, right? "The little steel cannon plays the round, the way he is best at.

Wrong! It's definitely not right, although Qiu Yu is a sycophant, I don't have a cold interest in him, but he asked a reasonable question, the little steel cannon will not take us to such a remote place for no reason, there must be something to hide from us, I have doubts,

With dissatisfaction with the influence of the mound fish on my intimate contact with nature, we finally arrived at the Companion Mountain Villa, which is located halfway up the mountain. By the way, I forgot about Brother Tidon in this paragraph, he didn't speak on the road.