14. The senior brother does not play cards according to the routine

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The snow on the top of the mountain does not melt all year round, and it is white and frozen for thousands of miles. On top of the highest mountain, in the midst of the falling snow, stands a classical temple.

In the main hall, thousands of candles flickered, and several white doves took off in a panic and scattered their fluttering feathers.

A young man with Hot Wheels on his feet and a Xuanyuan sword in his hand stood proudly in the center of the hall, staring at the door with resolute eyes.

Who is he waiting for?

He is Bai Suzhen's son and Zhu Bajie's biological father - Nezha!

At the beginning, his dream was just to be admitted to Peking University.

However, fate is impermanent......

Nezha's life is destined to be a life of turbulence and rebellious battles. From birth, he followed Bai Suzhen to kill all the zombies in Tokyo, and later conquered the American continent, unified North and South America, established the American Dynasty, and proclaimed himself the first emperor.

A Xuanyuan sword, how much blood was soaked, there was not a day in his life that was not a life of slaughter.

If it weren't for the dream of unifying the Earth and establishing an Earth Dynasty, he would not have entered the world of Dragon Ball and dueled with people in order to get a Dragon Ball.

He doesn't laugh or cry, just to complete the hegemony, and forever fight, kill, and run rampant in the world!

At this time, standing in the temple on the top of the snow-capped mountain, under the illumination of ten thousand candles, Nezha looked at the electronic watch and whispered to himself:

"Trash! Are you afraid of me? Why haven't you come yet? ”

About half an hour later, a panting, cold, shivering man appeared at the door of the main hall.

"You're finally here." Nezha said coldly.

Tianjin Rice, the master disciple of the Crane Immortals, came to fight Nezha.

This man with three eyes and a naked upper body finally climbed to the top of the mountain, and he was already shivering with cold and tears.

"Tianjin rice, you're late, could it be ...... Are you afraid I'll kill you? Nezha said coldly.

Obviously, this sentence angered Tianjin Rice.

Tianjin Fan clenched his fists and said angrily:

"I'm afraid of your sister, the decisive battle will be the decisive battle, why did you choose such a cold place? You have a hot wheel, all the way up the mountain is effortless, there is a heating system below, of course not afraid of being tired or afraid of cold, I am bare-chested, climbing thousands of meters of snowy mountains, and now it is so cold that even my parents can't recognize it, how can I fight with you? ”

"Trash, it's all an excuse." Nezha said disdainfully, "If you don't want to fight, you're afraid of being killed, or if you obediently hand over the Dragon Ball, I won't kill your junior brother - dumplings." ”

After speaking, Nezha pointed to the hanging beam of the main hall behind him, on which a white line was used, and a sauerkraut dumpling was suspended......

", I really thought that my junior brother was held hostage by you," Tianjin Fan almost fainted, and scolded, "Do you have a problem with your brain, although my junior brother is called dumplings, but not dumplings!" He's a boy named Dumpling, boy, boy, and says important things three times! ”

"Huh!" Nezha shook his head, his expression was still so contemptuous, and sneered: "The boy's child you are talking about, is it the child's child, or the same classmate?" ”

"Of course it's a child's child, are you really sick in the head?" Tianjin Fan shouted helplessly.

"It seems that you don't understand him." Nezha shook his head again, "You and Dumpling have always been commensurate with brothers, but you never understand his love for you..."

"Holy, are you a big SB?" Tianjin Fan scolded angrily, "Trick me into coming to this mountain, just to listen to your fart?" What the hell are you doing? Don't make a fool of yourself, if my junior brother isn't here, I don't have to talk to you. ”

"Okay, dumplings, I'm not wrong, Tianjin Rice doesn't understand your good intentions at all." Nezha said softly, "Come out." ”

At this moment, a red-faced child wearing a camisole, walked out of the small wooden door next to him.

Dumpling held a bowl of steaming sour soup dumplings in his hand, with tears in his eyes, looking at the direction of Tianjin rice, pursed his mouth, choked and said:

"Senior brother, this is a bowl of dumplings I made for you with my own hands, sour, your favorite taste. I knew that you were very tired and cold when you climbed the mountain, so I made a bowl of hot dumplings and wanted to warm your body with food...... Senior Brother...... I...... I ......" As he spoke, the dumplings shed two lines of tears, and cried sadly: "The dumpling hanging on the hanging beam is also made for you, I want to hang it high and remind you, I am here waiting for your appearance......"

"Senior brother! You ......" Tianjin Fan didn't know what to say, muttered for a few seconds, and asked with concern, "Good junior brother, don't cry first, tell me, whether Nezha hurt you, senior brother will avenge you!" ”

"He didn't hurt me." Dumpling shook his head, blinked his tear-rippling eyes, and said, "Actually...... I took the initiative to let Nezha kidnap me, and then let you save me. ”

"What?! This...... What's the situation? Tianjin Fan was confused and asked with a frown.

Dumpling coughed and said weakly, "Can I put down this bowl of dumplings first, and then answer your question?" …… Damn, it's burning me! Dumpling put the dumplings on the ground and cursed in a low voice: Rub, according to the script, shouldn't Tianjin rice be moved to tears, and then eat my boiled dumplings?

"Senior brother, are you alright?"

"It's okay, I'll continue......" Dumpling wiped away his tears, pointed to Nezha and said: "Nezha is my WeChat friend, we are about to meet netizens, we hit it off at first sight, I drank too much that day, and I told Nezha the secret that had been hidden in my heart for many years." Then, the two of us designed this script, just to let my brother know the secret in my heart. ”

"Secret?"

"That's right! It's a secret! And it's about me and you...... Senior brother, for many years, the two of us have practiced boxing and qigong together under the guidance of the crane immortal teacher, and have established a deep friendship. Gradually, one day, this friendship went beyond brotherhood, and I found ...... I'm in love with you...... I don't dare to say to you, I have been suppressed in the bottom of my heart, and every lonely night is inevitable, my mind is full of your face and smile...... That's my ...... Secrets that can't be told...... COME… ON… BABY! Put on music! ”

Suddenly, the subwoofers and stereos in the four corners of the temple play music, which is Jay's song 'The Secret That Can't Be Said'

The candles were all extinguished, and in the darkness, a searchlight hit the position of the dumpling station, which really looked like he was holding a solo concert.

Dumpling picked up a silver microphone and sang emotionally with the accompaniment of music:

"You said that if you let go of your love gradually, you will go further

And why bother to change, the time that has been missed......"

At the end of the song, seeing that Tianjin rice was still stunned below, there was no response, and the dumpling said: "The following song is still given to my senior brother Tianjin rice, all these years, I haven't said the fact that I am GAY, and my love for you, is true love......"

When the music sounded, it turned out to be Li Ronghao's 'don't say'

"It's not that I'm not hurt, I don't feel pain, I don't feel sad

I'm just not beautiful or good......"

At the end of the song, according to the script, it should be the Tianjin rice in the audience who was moved to cry bitterly, and then rushed to the stage, holding the dumplings and choking up, and roared loudly, "Senior brother, I'm sorry, I've wronged you all these years...... and then the dumplings handed him the bowl of dumplings......

However, it backfired.

Tianjin Fan walked up to the stage, snapped his fingers, and said, "Sound teacher, please play my specialty track, "Pink Memories". ”

"Summer passes quietly and leaves little secrets

Pressing the bottom of the heart, pressing the bottom of the heart can't tell you

I can't forget you and write you down in my diary

I can't forget you, and I still think about you ......"

At the end of the song, Tianjin Fan looked at the dumplings' red face affectionately, and announced into the microphone:

"Senior brother, over the years, like you, I have endured not piercing this layer of paper, since you have the courage, then I won't hide it, in fact...... I'm also a GAY...... It's also a little secret that I keep in my heart............"

"Uh............ Senior brother, you ...... You don't play according to the routine......"