"This is embarrassing......" Nezha said helplessly, "The organs are exhausted, and the plot design is in place, but Tianjin rice is also a GAY, which is really unexpected." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"What's going on?" Tianjin Fan saw that all the candles in the temple were lit, the walls were hung with white garlands, and there were black curtains, and there was a huge word "Lay" written on the front of the main hall, and a crystal coffin was placed on the ground, and there were small yellow flowers next to it, and there was no doubt about the mourning hall.

This scene is changing too quickly, isn't it? After doing it for a long time, it turned out to be a mourning hall K song.

"Nezha, you ...... What exactly do you want to do? Dumplings, ignore him, let's go! Tianjin Fan took the hand of the dumplings and wanted to leave.

The dumplings shook off the Tianjin rice, suddenly changed his attitude, and said with a very cold expression: "The last dragon ball, in your hands, you can hand it over obediently." ”

"Dumplings...... What are you talking about?! This sudden change made Tianjin Rice confused.

"I'm not a dumpling!"

Tianjin Fan was surprised to see that the dumplings in front of him actually tore open the skin that was attached to his face......

Hiss......

"This ...... You're not a dumpling! Who? ”

Peeling off the skin, a big-faced blue cat stood there, compared to a scissorhands, sold a cute, embarrassed said:

"I'm the director of the Dragon Ball movie, Doraemon!"

"Lie to me?"

"yes, I've been lying to you." Doraemon stuck out his tongue and said a little helplessly: "I originally wanted to make a cameo, but I was addicted to being an actor, but the script was designed, and I used all kinds of sensational methods to trick you into eating that bowl of dumplings." I didn't expect you to eat so much, you actually sang with my mourning hall, and revealed that you are a GAY, speechless...... The original plot was the pinnacle showdown between you and Nezha, and in order to save time for fighting, I thought I was smart and wanted to trick you into eating that bowl of poisonous dumplings, killing you, and then easily getting your Dragon Ball. It seems that my plan has failed, this duel between you and Nezha is inevitable, please go to war, I want to watch Nezha defeat you. ”

"Dead fat cat, I said this method won't work, you have to design this plot, you don't know how to act at all, let's be your director obediently. I never talk when I can fight. Nezha pulled out the Xuanyuan sword and said to Tianjin Fan: "It's a man, let's fight." ”

"Humph! Who's afraid of whom. Tianjin Fan also set up a fighting posture, and asked again: "The corpse in the crystal coffin can't be my junior brother, right?" ”

"You think too much, lying in this coffin is Teacher Bodo, who is dedicated to art," Doraemon looked gloomy and trembled, his emotions suddenly became excited, and the sadness in his heart was like waves, "I met her and fell in love at first sight." She trained me to be an action film director and encouraged me to give up my love of telephone poles and establish the right sexual orientation...... Originally, my wife Harata was the star of Dragon Ball, but because she was pregnant with my child, she gave up the show, so I didn't expect it...... Last night, when I was in labor, I died of hemorrhage...... The child was saved, but my wife, Bodo, left this world. I only got married to her for a few days, and I was going to go on my honeymoon after filming Dragon Ball, but I didn't expect it...... She had a difficult birth and was bleeding profusely...... According to the principle of human anatomy, it should be easy for her to give birth to a child, hey, I can't imagine that she can still have a difficult birth...... She is both virtuous and artistic, and she will definitely have the day of resurrection! Life is like a play, so I designed her to be the heroine of another work I directed, "Saint Seiya", the goddess Athena, waiting for the Saint Seiya to break through the zodiac and get the moonlight treasure box to save the life of my wife Bodo. ”

"What kind of giant baby can make her difficult to give birth and can't give birth? I'm curious. Tianjin Fan said suspiciously.

"It's okay for you to see, our kids are cute......" Doraemon said, pulling out a red toy car from his pocket, "This is the crystallization of our love." ”

"Holy! How is it a toy? Are you teasing me? ”

"Hehe, this is what you Tianjin Hanguang knows about martial arts, abandoned his studies, and is lonely." Doraemon said, "According to the principle of genetics, what is born after the breeding of humans and robot cats is a robot that can transform, also known as a transformer. ”

"But it's obviously a toy car, okay?!" Tianjin Fan yelled.

"Oh, didn't I tell you you you you could transform." Doraemon patted the car and said, "Baby, wake up, let those three eyes see your true face." ”

Click...... Click...... Rumble......

I saw that the red car gradually deformed, getting bigger and bigger, and thirty seconds later, the huge transformer flashed with dazzling lights, broke through the roof of the temple, and stood there, very domineering and majestic.

"This is my son Optimus Prime," Doraemon laughed, "he's still young, he can't speak, he can't fight, and he's a little shy. Alright, little pillar, come back to sleep. My pocket is your sleeping bag, hehe! As long as my son sleeps, he will turn into such a cute little car. ”

Optimus Prime shrunk back into a car, which Doraemon pocketed.

"Okay, I kind of understand," Tianjin Fan said with sweat on his forehead, "When your son was born, he was definitely not in a state of deep sleep............

"Well, the entire maternity hospital building has collapsed." Doraemon sighed and said, "Don't mention this sad thing." ”

"Well, your wife's hemorrhage is completely common-sense. So, do you want my dragon balls, do you want to get together seven dragon balls and resurrect your wife? Tianjin Fan said thoughtfully.

"No, no, no." Doraemon explained, "Even if I collect all the dragon balls and summon the dragon to resurrect my wife, her body is already mutilated, to be exact, the lower half of her body is no longer there. I need to resurrect her as a whole! Only with the Moonlight Treasure Box, let the time go back, preferably to the day we spent the night for the first time, and I will definitely take measures to prevent her from getting pregnant. - Now that they have found six dragon balls, I know they want to get the seventh dragon ball, which is your one. I teamed up with Nezha to design the plot of tricking you into eating poisonous dumplings, just to get your dragon ball first, and then use the dragon ball as bait to coerce Wang Xiaohammer and them to go to the Zodiac Palace to find the moonlight treasure box and exchange it with me. ”

"Dead cat, the city is deep enough." Tianjin Fan said coldly: "My Dragon Ball, I won't let you get it easily." ”

"Then let's go to war, I can't wait!" Nezha's five-meter-long Xuanyuan sword radiated a bewitching light, and the hot wheels under his feet sped up and flames.

"I don't understand, Nezha, what benefits can you get from cooperating with Doraemon?" Tianjin Fan also set up his horse and was ready to attack at any time.

"First of all, I am the deputy leader of the team to find the Dragon Balls, and it is my task to defeat you to get the Dragon Balls; Secondly, I promised to give the Dragon Ball to the fat cat after defeating you, because the fat cat promised to exchange the astral gates with me. The fat cat has this treasure in his pocket. After obtaining the Astral Gate, I can travel through space, space, and planets at will to develop interstellar colonies. Actually, my initial plan is to establish an Earth Dynasty, then conquer space, wake up to the Milky Way, get drunk and lie in Zhumadian, and become the king of the universe! So the Astral Gate is something I have to get. ”

"Huh! What a lofty ambition to unify the universe?! Tianjin Fan squinted at Nezha, who was wearing a leather jacket, wearing sunglasses, holding a Xuanyuan sword and stepping on Hot Wheels, and said mockingly: "You pass my level first." If you still want to dominate the universe, you can really blow it, there are still many masters on the earth who can second you, so you don't have to daydream. It's okay to have ideals, but it's mentally retarded to be unrealistic. ”

"You two stop talking nonsense, let's fight! Action！ Doraemon gave an order, took a small bench and sat next to the coffin, put on three sticks of incense, ate gong cakes, and began to enjoy this peak duel.