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Wang Xiaohammer and Yuting returned to the cold headquarters in Tokyo and took Bai Suzhen and Zhu Bajie to the twentieth floor. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

This is the filming location of Dragon Ball.

There's an iron door ahead, called the 'Teleportation Gate', and there's a security guard taking a nap at the door.

Behind the door, there is the world of Dragon Ball.

Today's film production uses a high-tech virtual system, and the actors are already in the world of Dragon Ball, driving the development of the plot.

There is no director or camera in this filming technique.

Pinhole cameras are installed in very secluded places. Sometimes, in a piece of grass, there is a camera.

"Let's get in quickly." Wang Xiaohammer said, "There are only seven hundred and forty-nine days. If you can't find the seven dragon balls, the world will be destroyed by the remnants of the militaristic state, the Demon Eye. ”

Zhu Bajie said reluctantly: "Then it's good to destroy." I want to play with beautiful women every day in the bath and die under the peony flowers! ”

Syllable!

A resounding slap in the face.

As Zhu Bajie's mother, Bai Suzhen does not allow her son to have such decadent hedonistic thoughts since he was a child.

"It's okay to look like a pig, but it's as lazy as a pig, and I don't want to make progress, I pull you up with a handful of and urine every day, what's the use of raising you?!" Bai Suzhen scolded angrily.

"I'll wipe it," Zhu Bajie covered his face and said depressedly, "If it weren't for the umbilical cord, would I have survived on a handful of your and urine?" I'm an omnivore, I can't starve. ”

"Brute, dare to talk back." Bai Suzhen was angry, stepped forward to lift the pig's tail, and hung Zhu Bajie upside down.

"Thou unfilial son, eat me, drink me, and speak like this to me. See if I don't clean you up. ”

Bai Suzhen scolded and scolded, and threw Zhu Bajie round and fell to the ground, making a muffled sound and a pig howl.

"Don't fight," Yu Ting reluctantly persuaded, "Zhu Bajie is still a child, it's normal to make mistakes, you can't abuse children." ”

Only then did Bai Suzhen stop her hand, and used her umbilical cord to drag the beaten pig tongue, covered in blood, and paralyzed Zhu Bajie, and walked towards the portal of teleportation.

"Stop!"

The security guard saw that these people wanted to enter the portal without permission, and sharply stopped, "Who are you? Don't mess into the world of movies. Without the pass issued by the director, no one should want to enter. ”

Wang Xiaohammer explained seriously: "Brother security, just let it go, we are the ones who go to save the earth." ”

The security guard laughed and said, "Save Nima Gebiah, is it a madhouse escape?" Get out of here! ”

"Humph! A little security guard, so arrogant. Yu Ting sneered, pulled out the golden hoop stick from the chrysanthemum, put it against the security guard's neck, and said angrily, "Hurry up and open the door!" Let's go inside. ”

"Is what you're holding in your hand the legendary '-stirring stick'?" The security guard pinched his nose, "It stinks weird!" ”

As soon as the security guard finished speaking, a red sword qi struck! Precisely cut the artery in the security guard's neck.

"For people who don't matter, there's no need to waste time."

A cold and cold word came.

When everyone looked back, it turned out to be Nezha!

Nezha held the Xuanyuan sword, changed into a leather jacket, wore sunglasses, and took half a cigar in his mouth, pretending to be very bright.

"Aren't you going to unify the earth? How did you get back? Wang Xiaozhu asked suspiciously.

"I have united North and South America, and now everyone there calls me Emperor." Nezha said in a rebellious tone, took a puff of his cigar, spit out the smoke ring, and said with a smile, "This authentic cigar is the trophy of my killing in Cuba." ――I wanted to go to Europe, but suddenly I felt the strongest black aura in the world, so I followed the source, but it was the devil's eye on the ruins of the Yasukuni Shrine! I want to unify the earth, and I will never tolerate the existence of the demonic eye. But with my personal strength, I am not its opponent for the time being. There was a bald middle-aged man who told me that summoning a dragon was the best way to defeat the Demon Eye. ”

"That bald man is my uncle." Yuting said, "Where has he gone now?" ”

"He didn't have any hope that you would find the seven dragon balls, and he had already returned to the ancestral grave in Ivory Mountain and dug a pit for himself." Nezha shook his head and said, "Your uncle is so pessimistic. ”

"Alas, I can't imagine that the number one cultivator in the world will dig his own grave, it seems that our search for Dragon Ball is a very difficult task." Wang Xiaohammer analyzed, "However, we must not back down and give up. Hope lies ahead! From now on, a leading group for the search for Dragon Ball will be established, with Wang Xiaohammer, that is, myself, as the team leader, Nezha as the deputy leader, and Yuting, Bai Suzhen, and Zhu Bajie as the staff. The leading group has an office, and Zhu Bajie concurrently serves as the director of the office......"

Nezha interrupted impatiently: "Don't compare, set up your sister." I don't want to go with you bunch of shit to find Dragon Balls. ”

At this time, Bai Suzhen came over, took Nezha into her arms, and whispered:

"My son, since you cut the umbilical cord and separated from the mother's body, the mother-son relationship between me and you has gradually faded. Remember, it took us half a year to kill all the zombies in Tokyo City? Remember, in the cherry blossom forest at the foot of Mt. Fuji, we made a vow of love? Do you still remember, our lingering tenderness, and the crystallization of love - Zhu Bajie? ”

Bai Suzhen said very emotionally, pulled the umbilical cord, dragged Zhu Bajie over, and continued: "As my son, and at the same time, you are the father of this pig, and you should be more responsible for your dual identity. ”

"Yes, yes," Yu Ting said lightly, "Nezha, you are old and young, you can't just think about yourself, you have to protect them." ”

"This ......" Nezha was speechless for a while, and began to struggle whether to join the leading group and embark on the road of finding Dragon Ball together.

"By the way, my son, you have been gone for so long, and your mother is very concerned about you, I just want to ask, are you hungry? Don't forget that my mother is still breastfeeding......" Bai Suzhen said gently, in order to hug Nezha's thigh, this family card was played very successfully.

"I'm really hungry...... Nezha muttered to himself. Hungry growl.

"Come on, drink your milk........."

Bai Suzhen lifted the thread and stuffed Nezha's head into it. As a mother, breastfeeding her child is such a normal and warm picture.

"Mom, I'm going to drink it too." Zhu Bajie walked over, pulled Bai Suzhen's clothes, and said dissatisfiedly, "I am also your child, and I am not raised by my stepmother." ”

"Get out!" Bai Suzhen scolded angrily and said, "A pig is a pig, always greedy!" It's not like I didn't feed you. After finishing speaking, Bai Suzhen frowned, her large intestine shook, and poof-fresh feces poured into Bajie's body in large quantities through the umbilical cord.

"Hmm......"

Zhu Bajie's reaction was not timely, and the pig's mouth sprayed feces, and the smell was quite sour.

"Holy!" "Pigs are pigs, it's disgusting!" Wang Xiaohammer and Yu Ting retched at the same time, and turned their faces away at the same time.

This picture is so beautiful that they dare not look at it!!