Under the leadership system with Wang Xiaozhu as the team leader, closely around the policy of "finding Dragon Ball and liberating all mankind", unite as one, overcome difficulties, and strive to implement ideals and beliefs in action. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Wang Xiaohammer pushed open the portal of teleportation.

A powerful attraction sucked them into the whirlpool.

It was like being on the waves, and everyone screamed.

Wang Xiaohammer shouted, "It seems that we are going to be scattered in the world of Dragon Ball...... Everyone must try their best to find the Dragon Ball ......"

Soon, the crowd was dispersed.

In the chaos, a strange electronic sound sounded in Wang Xiaozhu's head:

"Ding! The host has entered the world of Dragon Ball. ”

"The main mission of this world: get seven dragon balls and summon the dragon!"

"First side quest: worship the turtle immortal as a teacher."

"Mission Duration: Within one day."

"Mission Accomplished: Reward a Dragon Ball and increase 300 evolution points; Mission Failed: Immediately force quit this world. ”

"Holy, system flow?" Wang Xiaohammer said to himself, "Don't you have to find the Dragon Ball yourself?" Do tasks and get them? That's too easy, isn't it? What the hell is the 'evolution point'? ”

"Ding! System Q&A: Evolution points, so that the host's constitution, agility, strength, force value and other indicators are improved, so as to evolve. Accumulate 1000 evolution points, and you can change classes once. ”

"Changing jobs?" Wang Xiaohammer said suspiciously, "What is my profession now?" What is it going to turn into? ”

"Ding! Calculating...... The host's current occupation is: Waste Human. Next level: Bronze Saint Seiya. ”

“……”

Bang!

With a muffled sound, Wang Xiaohammer was thrown to the ground.

Rubbing your ass and standing up, look around, a vast ocean!

There is also an inexplicable ring on his right hand, painted with a dragon-shaped pattern, which looks very domineering.

"Ahem, who are you?"

Suddenly, an old man's voice came from behind him.

Wang Xiaohammer turned around suspiciously, and saw a white-bearded old man standing in front of a villa behind him, wearing a pair of sunglasses, a colored shirt and big pants, and the most amazing thing was that he was still carrying a turtle shell.

Wang Xiaohammer was stunned for a moment, and then rejoiced. It doesn't take much effort to get it, isn't the old man in front of him the turtle immortal who is known as the "god of martial arts" by the world!

It seems that the first task of worshipping him as a teacher will be easily completed soon.

"You should be Teacher Wutian, right?" Wang Xiaohammer bowed, and a good plan had already come up in his mind.

"It's me." Seeing that the young man was very polite, the turtle immortal nodded.

"Great!" Wang Xiaozhu showed a very excited look, and said excitedly, "Teacher Wutian, it's really a pleasure to meet you!" My name is Wang Xiaohammer, I came from far away, and I want to worship you as a teacher! ”

"I'm sorry, I don't take apprentices easily." The turtle immortal touched his beard and said coldly.

Wang Xiaohammer had expected this answer for a long time.

If you want him to agree, the only way is to do what he likes.

"Teacher Wu Tian, the first time I met, it was a little meaning, please smile." Wang Xiaohammer smiled evilly at the corner of his mouth, took out his Huawei phone from his pocket, opened the hidden folder in the album, and handed it to the turtle immortal.

All kinds of blushing and heart-pounding JPGs were displayed in the eyes of the turtle immortal, and the turtle immortal swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said:

"Ahem...... It's not inevitable that you can't apprentice to a teacher......"

Seeing the obsessive expression of the turtle immortal, Wang Xiaozhu felt that he had already achieved half the battle. So he continued: "Teacher Wu Tian, if you take me as an apprentice, there will be more wonderful little movies on my mobile phone." ”

While speaking, Wang Xiaohammer opened another hidden folder and clicked on a small video, and a picture of inappropriate children appeared on the screen.

"Yo Xi ......"

The turtle fairy almost put his eyes on the screen to watch, saliva flowed out, and a restless hand slid deep into the crotch of his pants.

At this moment, Wang Xiaohammer took back his mobile phone and said with a sneer: "Hehe! It seems that these little movies can only be kept for my own enjoyment. Alas, it's a pity, I came from thousands of miles away, and I originally wanted to give it to the teacher......"

"Ahem......" The turtle immortal said in a dignified manner, "Okay, seeing that you are sincere, I will make an exception and accept you as an apprentice!" ”

"Great!" Wang Xiaozhu shouted happily, "This is for you." Wang Xiaozhu hurriedly handed the phone to the turtle immortal.

The turtle immortal took the phone, clicked on a video in a hurry, and watched it for dozens of seconds, and the nosebleed spurted out......

"Ding! Congratulations to the host, complete the side quest, get a Dragon Ball, and increase your evolution points by 300. ”

"The Dragon Balls have entered your storage ring."

"So this ring is for storing things." Wang Xiaohammer said softly.

At this time, the turtle fairy stood in front, watching the small video and getting fascinated, rubbing one hand wildly in the crotch of his pants......

Wang Xiaozhu was also drunk, so he had to cough lightly twice and reminded: "Teacher Wutian, are you okay..."

Only then did the turtle immortal come back to his senses from his obsession, pulled out his hand, patted Wang Xiaozhu's shoulder, and said seriously:

"I didn't take you as an apprentice because of this phone. During your martial arts studies, you have to concentrate and can't use your mobile phone. ”

"Hmm...... The teacher is also for my good. Wang Xiaohammer nodded again and again, thinking: Obviously he is a perverted old man, what are you pretending to ......

Under the leadership of the turtle immortal, Wang Xiaohammer followed him into the villa. The turtle fairy cut a watermelon and used it to entertain him.

Wang Xiaohammer was eating melons, and the electronic voice in his head began to speak again:

"Ask the host to complete the second side quest: be the big brother of Little Wukong and Klin."

"Mission duration: 10 days."

"Mission Accomplished: Reward a Dragon Ball and increase 300 evolution points; Mission Failed: Immediately force quit this world. ”

Let me be their big brother?

Is this also called a task?

Obviously, I'm older than them!

Wang Xiaohammer thought so, and not long after, the door opened with a "bang", and Little Wukong and Kling walked in with a smile.

"Let's eat melons!" The turtle immortal greeted.

"Who is this man?" Little Wukong pointed to Wang Xiaohammer on the sofa and asked suspiciously.

"This is my newly accepted apprentice, named Wang Xiaozhu. In the future, you can practice together. The Turtle Immortal explained.

"Hello two junior brothers!" Wang Xiaohammer stretched out his hand very politely.

"Idiot!" Little Wukong looked disdainful.

"Waste, who is your junior brother?" Kling took two steps forward and scolded angrily, "You're new here, you have to recognize us as senior brothers." I want to be our senior brother and speak with seniority or fists! ”

After saying that, Klin picked up a piece of watermelon angrily, gnawed on it, and spit the watermelon seeds on Wang Xiaohammer very naughtily.

Watching Wang Xiaohammer dodge the funny appearance of watermelon seeds, Kling and Little Wukong laughed.

Wang Xiaohammer wondered in his heart, it seems that it is not so easy to be the eldest brother of these two little rabbit cubs.