Valentine's Day is a day to show affection, and it is also a day to witness miracles and deaths. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info chocolates and roses have become the bestsellers that merchants make the most money, romance movies in the cinema occupy the top of the major recommendation lists, huge promotional posters are full of love, and the inconspicuous corners in the screening hall have become the best position for mafia pickle girls, and of course, the desolate figure of lonely ghosts and wild ghosts is indispensable.

On February 14th, like most handsome men and beautiful women, we also silently contributed movie tickets to a popular movie, and we bought a total of five movie tickets, why five? Because Tian Sisi's parents also went, don't say that the elderly ran to join in the fun, there is no article in the law that clearly stipulates that Valentine's Day must be a festival for young people, haven't you heard of the most beautiful but the sunset is red? Can't the elderly live a romantic life except for dancing and exercising? I thought it was understandable to flirt and talk about love in public, so they just followed.

The theater was full, mixed men and women, and I sat alone in a remote position near the aisle with two buckets of popcorn and a glass of Coke, and the reason why I deliberately chose that position was not that I was squinted or bean-eyed, one of the reasons was that I could escape quickly and effectively in case of emergency, and the second reason was that I had to stay away from those obscure radiation disaster areas.

What is in the movie, I don't have much interest in caring, the country love story itself is not a series that can attract me, I regret it a little, why waste nearly two hours of precious time for a free ticket, it is better to pay out of my own pocket for a zombie more thriller and horror movie, although I have always been very timid, but it is better than not even remembering the names of the heroes and heroines until the end of the screening, but Tian Sisi's old father and mother are different, The naked marriage and love in the 60s made them burst into tears, or old tears, whatever! The meaning is pretty much the same anyway. Brother Dong didn't make any small moves like other groping pig hands, he sat next to Tian Sisi and stared at the screen at a regular distance throughout the movie, his eyes didn't blink, he didn't move his ass easily from beginning to end, and he didn't even know that the 3D effect glasses fell to the ground, I have to admire his concentration.

I was bored and stacked the two flavors of popcorn on the armrests on either side of the chair, so that I could start work at the same time, but I still had a glass of Coke in my hand, so I could only free up my left hand, okay! Settle a bucket first. The neighbor on the right hand side is a lady about thirty years old, the whole audience has been wiping her eyes with a napkin, throwing a lot of them on the ground, and holding a roll on her body, it seems that she is prepared, thinking that she will take the opportunity to cry out the grievances that have been accumulated for decades, in short, she is very engaged and sensational, and she is not affected by my chewing popcorn at all, I can't bear to see her sad look, so I twisted my head to the left side and turned my back to her, In that case, I can only see the black walls on the side and an emergency evacuation guide sign with a faint green light, so for most of the plot in the movie for me to come, it is basically equivalent to being artificially dragged the progress bar, so Brother Dong spent the movie ticket that his wife bought for me to be ruined, if he sat next to me, he would definitely have an urge to smoke me, but fortunately, the popcorn bought by his wife Ben could only be destroyed in my belly, so in the case of no one interfering, Like a jagged mouse, I quickly wiped out the creamy popcorn on the left, and it was time to switch to caramel, so I took a strong sip of Coke, adjusted my gustatory nerves, and prepared for a new round of jujube swallowing.

However, a surprise made me break out in a cold sweat.

"! Whose hands are so smooth and tender, what's the matter? "I was a little frightened, I thought I had made a mistake, and I quickly looked down and saw that it was terrible, I had been stolen for the first time in my history.

"Hey, what are you doing here?" I asked my neighbor in surprise.

"Concentrate, don't make ......trouble," the woman on the right stared at the screen indifferently.

"......" I was a little embarrassed, and I thought forget it.

However...... However...... The hand reached out again, and he grabbed a few popcorn grains and stuffed them into his mouth very skillfully, and this time he stole food with great fanfare right under my nose, which is too blatant!

"Hey, you're still here." I looked sideways at her and asked.

"Don't bother me."

...... I continued to be embarrassed, thinking that it should be enough to stop.

The hand of regret marched towards my caramel flavor for the third time, or maybe it was not the third time, I didn't notice at all, the caramel-flavored popcorn was decreasing one by one, I finally couldn't bear it anymore, and decided to grab a show first, so I held down the paw that was only a little fat, and yelled: "Have you eaten enough?" ”

At this time, everyone's eyes in the screening room converged in my direction, which means that everyone else is watching the movie quietly, why are you so unqualified.

At this time, the woman next to her came back to her senses, and said inexplicably: "What's wrong?" ”

"What? I want to ask you! Where is your hand reached? "I'm not polite.

"Ahh I'm sorry, I was so fascinated by it, I thought I bought it! The woman panicked and quickly broke free of her fingers and retracted them.

"Less, did you buy popcorn? I still want to get by. "I yelled.

"Why are you a big man so stingy, didn't you just eat a few grains, is it necessary to make everyone know?" The woman scoffed.

"Am I stingy? Just a few grains? See for yourself, it's almost bottoming out. "I puffed through my nostrils.

"Oh, I'll go out and buy a bucket and give it back to you in a while, really." The woman seemed to think I was going to forgive her, and not only did she take the last bit of popcorn from the bucket, but she didn't show the slightest guilt.

"Hey, why are you like this!" I'm not happy, I'm unhappy, I'm very unhappy, and I'm forced to settle down.

"How do you become such a virtuous man! Is it interesting to bite a woman? I was touched by your hand for a long time just now, did the old lady say anything? Besides, they all admit to returning you a bucket, what do you want me to do! The woman also showed impatience.

Oops, it seems that this time not only will you not get justice, but you will also be labeled as a big pervert. It's really a big world, and there are a lot of talents! Do I dare to chop a hornet's nest again? The answer can only be NO, because this mob damage value is too high. So I could only drink Coke obediently with the same virtue in her eyes, and watch her wipe out the bucket of caramel-flavored popcorn until the end of the screening.