Chapter 49
What to do after the screening? Of course, there are aftershows, Valentine's Day can't be so simply over, you have to strike while the iron is hot, and the rare opportunity to confess must try to get rid of the old couple who are in the way, obviously Brother Dong did that, he just found an excuse to press the road, that is, to wander on the street, of course, Tian Sisi's parents were not bored enough to accompany us from east to west, from south to north, so they went home in a hurry. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
After supporting the elderly, it came to a more old-fashioned link, vulgar roses, pragmatic acrylic, everything progressed according to the routine, and there was no new tricks and new heights at all. In the era of lack of capital, Brother Dong is not allowed to do as he likes, 5 yuan a rose can not afford to buy too much, and only one box of chocolate has been prepared, this is not his fault, roses can't be eaten after all, and eating too much chocolate will make you fat, so what is worth remembering is just a heart, just a day full of meaning, and there are many days worth remembering in life. That day was no exception, or even more extraordinary. That day was the most important day in Brother Dong's life, and that day was extraordinary because of Brother Dong's courage when he finally mustered up. Everything was so sudden, so natural, there was no draft prepared in advance, and there was no rehearsal repeatedly, the language of the confession was very simple, very simple, so simple that there was only a short sentence: "Tian Sisi, marry me!" I will make you happy. "It's in the crowded square, it's in the dim streetlights, it's in the ...... At that moment, Brother Dong confessed, and his mother actually succeeded. Should I be glad for him, or ....... Could it be that a rose can touch Tian Sisi's heart? It's not necessarily too simple! Maybe the dim environment is the factor in the success of the courtship, because then you can't see a person's makeup clearly, okay! I want to say that Brother Dong didn't even wear no makeup, in short, his courtship was successful, a veritable Beauty and the Beast, and the cost was only a box of cheap chocolates. If I could, I'd give out a box of chocolates and just exchange it for ten beauties.
Brother Dong's spring is coming, under the dim street lamp, less than a meter away, I have become a red line implicated at both ends in the middle.
On the day of the wedding, I started to be the best man without any suspense, in fact, I didn't want to, I heard that being a best man for a lifetime will be a singleton, [Yama Butterfly, I don't want it] So, I was definitely forced, and the bridesmaid was finally decided Xia Li. [Is there any mistake, director, can you change the role] There were two rows of relatives and friends standing in front of the hotel, half of them were friends invited by Tian Sisi, all of them were very beautiful and dressed up in a fancy way. Brother Dong doesn't have any friends in the city, and I'm the only hole card available to Brother Dong, the stakes are very high, I deliberately issued a Jianghu order in the thief circle, so there are a lot of fox friends and dog friends to support the scene. That day, Sisi's sister-in-law Tang Qi also came, with her little daughter, the child is more than 1 year old, much longer than the first time I met, no longer stay in the stroller all day, still smiling at me when passing by me, she probably remembers that I helped her change diapers!
The wedding is very simple, the groom does not have a decent suit, the bride does not put on a beautiful wedding dress, there is no wedding company to make a speech, there is no line of luxury convoys, there is no kneeling and five bows of the thief, there is no handover ceremony of selling women with a lot of money, everything is simple, this is a good phenomenon, the bad thing is that I don't even have a red envelope.
The groom took the bride and gave his parents tea, and then began to salute the guests, and the wheel battle was until the end of the feast, of course, the bride and groom drank only white water, and the guests drank white wine.
Although the wedding is very simple, but the marriage trouble is not less, it is a pastime that has been passed down for thousands of years, the marriage trouble of the older generation is very superficial, it is nothing more than a hole in the cave room, hiding a few thumbtacks and other pranks on the marriage bed, which are very common practices. So what kind of trouble is it at the wedding of Brother Dong and Tian Sisi? Roar ...... Of course, Tian Sisi's parents were tied to a tree with five flowers and couldn't move, why weren't they Brother Dong's parents, because they were too old and afraid of a mistake, so they survived. If you think this kind of trouble is vulgar enough, then let me tell you, the more vulgar is still to come, Brother Dong was forced by a group of beauties to wear a pair of red underwear outside, and an oversized bra on his chest. [Are you sure it wasn't taken from someone?] All right! I'll admit that even Superman hasn't used this kind of series, it's really a city that can play] It's a world of things! Even if the atmosphere is like this, it is difficult to guarantee that mortals will not go with the flow, so bear with it! It is not only the bride and groom who suffer, but also the best man and bridesmaid, and the guests who are especially unfulfilled are regardless of whether three-seven is equal to twenty-one, and whoever is caught will get whom, you can't get angry. So the next indecent picture soon came into view, and it must be me who was pulled naked by a group of beauties and pants with belts, definitely me, how can I feel like driving a donkey to the shelf! [Okay! You want to say that it's some kind of abuse is some kind of abuse, I don't want to argue with you] It's not too much to leave me a pair of quadrangular underwear, otherwise the next day's news headlines will definitely be "A certain lewd man openly stripped naked and harassed passers-by in the xx area, and then was subdued by a group of righteous and brave women, after investigation, the man is a neurotic who escaped from a certain psychiatric hospital, and is currently being escorted to the relevant local institutions" and other articles.
So in this case, the general script will stage a good show of heroes saving beauty, but the script of that day has been tampered with into a scene of a beautiful woman saving a rotten boy! So I was rescued by being played with in the palm of my hand, and it was no one else who rescued me, it was Tian Sisi's sister-in-law Tang Qi.
"Have you had enough?" Seeing that I was being teased, Tang Qi stepped forward and stopped in front of everyone with her petite body, as if she wanted to escort me.
"Who are you?" One of the women said with a smile. was ruined by Yaxing, in fact, she didn't want to laugh very much, because it was a good day, so she still pretended to smile on her face.
"I'm not him, I just think it's boring for you guys to do this." Tang Qi's face was disdainful, and she couldn't see that her dull personality was very straightforward when she spoke, not beating around the bush at all, although this character is the type I like, but it is also extremely easy to offend people.
Of course, the other women didn't grow up as vegetarians, so they turned their guns around and attacked Qi together.
"Cut, I thought it was his wife!" One of the women was dismissive.
"Sisters, some people are distressed, so let's stop playing!" There was a demonic aura in this voice.
"Ugh...... You see she's angry. Another voice was delicate.
"No, that's jealousy."
"Forget it, let's go repair the groom! At least Sisi won't be so stingy! ”
Several women sang and drank to insult Tang Qi in every way, if it was a woman with a fragile heart, she would have been so aggrieved that she couldn't cry, but who is she? Tang Qi! A woman who has been abandoned by someone and abandoned her wife and children can survive, a woman who has experienced ups and downs, winds and waves, has long planted a strong seed in her heart, although she is not good at words, but she is so calm and calm, standing there without being surprised, I read it from her eyes, "If you have a fart, just rush to let it go!" The old lady doesn't care if it's fragrant and smelly. ”
Several women turned around to leave, but were stopped by Tang Qi, "Wait." Tang Qi hurriedly stepped forward to block the way.
"The best man has been given to you, what else are you going to do? Do you have to get along with us? One of the squeamish women said.
"Whoever has time to get along with you will let you go when they return the clothes in your hand." Tang Qi said.
"Hey...... I'm afraid of you, here you go. The woman handed my clothes and pants to Tang Qi. [Hey, my clothes! Why give it to her? 】
Tang Qi took his clothes and walked towards me. [What do you want to do?] You're not going to untie my clothes! Oh, it's the other way around, it's the dressing ties]
"Put it on! Don't catch a cold. [Oh...... She just threw it away]
I quickly put on my long-lost clothes and pants and became vibrant, "Haha, the most handsome guy in the world is resurrected with full blood." ”
"You're having a good day, huh?!" Tang Qi smiled at me. What do you mean? Is that sentence a question or an exclamation, I'm a little confused.
"It's alright! Today is the day of great joy for Brother Dong and Sisi, it's good to be high! It's nice to be a little hi! "I was completely immersed in entertainment and couldn't help myself.
"Give." Tang Qi handed out a wet wipe.
"What?" I wondered.
"Your face." Tang Qi pointed.
"Is my face dirty?" I asked.
"See for yourself!" Tang Qi took out another mirror.
"Wow, good fellow......" I was startled, my face densely covered in lipstick marks.
"Do you want to wipe it?" Tang Qi asked calmly.
I thought for a moment, "Oh, by the way, what about Xiaobao?" "I don't know her daughter's name yet.
"Xiaobao is at my godmother's." Tang Qi replied.
"Oh! That's good, I thought there were too many people to get lost! I said, looking at the doorway where the women had entered.
"I'll help you dry your face!" Tang Qi said.
"Oh! No, go play by yourself! Be happy. As I spoke, I sprinted at the back of the group of women as fast as I could, shouting, "Demon, Hugh go!" One hundred more rounds. ”
There was Tang Qi's figure in the glass on the door, and she had been standing in place, staring in my direction, dumbfounded, and shaking her head. All right! I guess maybe Tang Qi had only one thought in his heart at this time: "This person is hopeless." ”