After the invincible propeller was used for half a year, in the winter, when the goose feather snow covered Tokyo, all the zombies in the city were cleaned up. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

On the roof of the building, there is a pot of fire and a barbecue grill on it.

Wang Xiaohammer and Yuting are having a barbecue.

Because in the past six months, Bai Suzhen and Nezha have gone to kill zombies, so Fahai has become their source of food.

At each meal, Wang Xiaohammer and Yuting pulled the tied Fahai over and asked him to collect some animals in a porcelain bowl.

If you don't comply, you will be beaten violently.

Fahai had no choice but to recite the mantra, and the porcelain bowl hung in the air, absorbing all kinds of animals within a radius of thousands of kilometers.

Once the animals are collected, it becomes a barbecue feast.

Until this day, Bai Suzhen and Nezha finished killing the zombies and came to find Fahai.

Mother and son came to the top of the building.

A cold wind blew.

The baby in Bai Suzhen's arms was crying from the cold.

Where did the children come from?

Fahai asked in surprise, "Who is this child?" Picked up? ”

Nezha lowered his head and admitted his mistake: "Our..."

"Iniquity."

Fahai spit out a mouthful of old blood angrily, and said angrily: "In the past six months, I have endured humiliation, just waiting for you to come back to save me, but I didn't think that you gave birth to evil seeds and made me humiliated." ”

"Don't be angry, husband," Bai Suzhen said while breastfeeding the baby in her arms, "I was just born yesterday, and I was really a mentally retarded child, and I was about to pinch it to death."

"Don't! He's still a baby......" Nezha cried.

"Get out of here!"

Bai Suzhen shook off the umbilical cord and threw Nezha not far away.

I picked up another umbilical cord and attached it to the baby.

"Zhenzhen, what are you going to do?" Fahai also said suspiciously.

"Righteous annihilation!"

After Bai Suzhen finished speaking, she shook the umbilical cord and tripped the baby on the ground.

Syllable!

Syllable!

Syllable!

The miserable cries of babies echoed in the air.

"It's cruel!" Wang Xiaohammer sighed.

"The most poisonous woman's heart." Yu Ting shook her head.

Suddenly, the bloody mass of babies turned from crying to high-pitched laughter, like the laughter of babies in horror movies, which was terrifying.

"Hahaha! Thank you mom for the killing! The baby laughed, "Actually, I'm Marshal Tianpeng!" Just because he peeked at Chang'e taking a bath, he was demoted to the mortal world by the Jade Emperor and was given the nickname of 'pig-headed imbecile'. I was reincarnated into Bai Suzhen's belly, my mind was chaotic, if it wasn't for the violent beating just now, I wouldn't have had an epiphany. Now, I have the mind of an adult, hahahaha! ”

The blood baby opened the plastic wrap and stood up.

Everyone exclaimed at the same time.

Hell, this baby is obviously a monster with a pig's head and a human body!

"It really looks like Zhu Bajie!" Wang Xiaohammer said involuntarily.

"That's a nice name! Haha, Lao Tzu is in the mortal world, and he will be called Zhu Bajie in the future. The pig-haired baby laughed and happily shook its curvy little pigtail happily.

Eh, is it really the new version of Journey to the West?

Wang Xiaozhu was surprised to think that he was the reincarnation of Tang Seng, Yuting was the transgender Monkey King, and now there is a baby pig Bajie. , another sand monk, it's enough!

Just as I was thinking this, there was a high-pitched, ugly pig howl from my eardrums!

"Paralyzed, what kind of umbilical cord is this, how is it as hard as a railroad track." Zhu Bajie's three teeth were broken.

He wanted to bite off the umbilical cord, but he didn't expect it to be so strong.

"Hahahaha! Do you still want to get out of your mother? How can it be that simple? Bai Suzhen looked up to the sky and smiled, took out a hardcover version of the book, showed it in front of everyone, and said, "I am in the third grade, and I bought this book from Xinhua Bookstore, which has benefited me a lot. ”

When everyone looked at it, they saw the title of the book:

How the umbilical cord is made

"Only this Xuanyuan sword that comes with the book can cut the umbilical cord!" Bai Suzhen said, pulling out a red big sword from behind him.

The sword body emitted a terrifying red light, and it looked like a Huaxia artifact.

"Mom, you can't treat our child like this, even though he is a pig, he also has the right to freedom." Nezha came over and persuaded, "Besides, it's been more than half a year, can't you cut my umbilical cord?" I'm so old and still rely on the umbilical cord to survive, is it interesting? ”

After speaking, Bai Suzhen urinated, and a yellow nutrient solution was passed into the umbilical cord and entered Nezha's body.

"Fuck off! I raised you so big, you have such a tone to me? O unfilial son! After Bai Suzhen finished speaking angrily, she slapped her backhand and slapped Nezha with nutrient solution.

"Between our mother and son, it seems that today we are going to break off our love!" Nezha wiped off the liquid, pointed at Bai Suzhen and said angrily, "This Xuanyuan Sword, in fact, I stole it!" After Nezha finished speaking, he pulled out a six-meter-long red sword from the chrysanthemum.

This is the real artifact - Xuanyuan Sword!

"That one in your hand is a fake! It's a children's toy bought for six dollars in the eastern market! ”

"What?!"

Bai Suzhen was startled and touched the button of the toy sword in her hand, only to hear a burst of electric sound, and the sword flashed colorful.

"Damn, it's really fake. You unfilial son! Bai Suzhen threw the sword and said to Fahai, "Your son is going to fight against me, as a father, hurry up and help me teach him a lesson." ”

Fahai pretended to be forced: "I'm tied up, and I can't clean him up." Besides, he wasn't my seed in the first place, and his biological father was in France. ”

"Hahaha!" Nezha lifted the Xuanyuan Sword and said with a smile: "Mom, you and I have been strangers since then!" ”

After speaking, a sword swung down, and with a "clang", sparks flew and cut the umbilical cord!

Zhu Bajie looked at Nezha, sold a cute, and said weakly: "No matter what, you are also my father." Cut my umbilical cord also. ”

"You look like a pig, so I don't recognize you as a son." Nezha scolded angrily, "Moreover, according to the theory of genetics, the birth of me and the White Snake will definitely not be a pig, it should be a monkey!" ”

Yu Ting sweated on her forehead, and said softly: "Nyima, lie down again." Again, my sister jumped out of the stone. ”

"Nezha, you don't recognize your six relatives, what do you want to do?" Bai Suzhen asked angrily.

"I have now obtained the artifact Xuanyuan Sword, God blocks and kills God, I want to go against the sky!" After Nezha finished speaking, with the help of the spiritual power brought by the Xuanyuan Sword, he suddenly floated in mid-air.

The hot wheels under his feet rotated more violently, the wind was fierce, and the snow was fluttering.

"Hahaha! I want to unify the earth! Nezha shouted arrogantly, "I want this day, I can't cover my eyes anymore, I want this land, I can't bury my heart anymore, I want all living beings to understand my intentions, and I want all the Buddhas to disappear!" ”

Yu Ting shook her head and said helplessly: "Nyima, isn't this the line of the sister in "The Legend of Wukong"? Pirate your sister. ”

"Who ———————— —————————— —————————— me? ————————”

Nezha looked up to the sky and asked.

Immediately after, a few swords were chopped indiscriminately!

Each sword, the huge red blade, slashed at the ground with a "boom", splitting the entire land!

An artifact is an artifact, unmatched.

Suddenly, the wind and snow filled the air, and Mount Fuji spewed out magma tens of thousands of meters high, black clouds, lightning and thunder, as if the world had ended.

The breath of death envelops Tokyo.