"It's so comfortable, I haven't slept so well in a long time. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info "I stretched and tried to get up, it was already three days old, the sun pierced through the thin sand curtains, the faint light shone on the sandalwood floor, pushed open the half-hidden bay window, a cool breeze hit me,

Accompanied by the fragrance of forest plants, this feeling, away from the city catharsis, sleep until natural wake-up, only the sound of birds in the jungle.

I don't usually like birds, especially crows, which can make people unlucky for a day.

Today is an exception, at least I seem to be in a good mood.

"It seems that I will come to this kind of place more often in the future, and people will be more energetic." I looked at the blue sky, and then turned my gaze to the white clouds, the ginkgo biloba floating in the forest, and all the way down...... All the way down......

Suddenly, a swimming pool in the back pavilion caught my attention, "His grandma's, when did this come out." I scratched my head, wondering why I hadn't noticed it yesterday, otherwise I would have had to swim two round-trips.

"I guess I came too late yesterday and didn't have time to wander around," I thought.

"Hey! Anyway, it's not too late to go, and it's really not easy to build a swimming pool in the middle of the mountain, so I have to go in and leave some necrotic skin tissue. "I'm going to wake up Brother Dong and invite him to play in the water with Double Dragons.

Brother Dong is still sleeping, so he sleeps on the bed next to me, snoring like a pig, arching his mouth high, and there is a puddle of dream saliva on the headrest, there is a smell of thick soup, I suspect that this guy is still having gluttonous dreams of binge eating,

So I patted Brother Dong on the head, "Hey, get up, still sleep, the sun is up to your buttocks." "[I swear that the sun really has half of Brother Dong's buttocks, and it is definitely not a lie like when our parents coaxed us to get up when we were children. 】

After filming for a long time, Brother Dong didn't react, it seems that I have a trick, I thought of the most vicious stinky socks, and it is Brother Dong's, I'm afraid there is no second stinky thing in this world that can be compared with Brother Dong's stinky socks,

The socks he wore were basically not washed, and there was a bucket in the rental apartment that Brother Dong specially used to hold smelly socks, and when he wore dirty, he threw it into the bucket, and when he didn't wear socks, he rummaged through the bucket, and when he wore dirty, he wore it the other way around.

In short, how smelly it is, once I heard the apartment building manager say that the cleaning grandmother found a bag of things in the corridor, thinking that she had picked up a baby, but when she opened it, she almost didn't faint on the spot, and she was alarmed by 120.

I bet it was definitely a sock that Brother Dong packed and threw away.

However, according to him, there is an advantage to doing so, it can smoke away cockroaches and green-headed flies, but in my opinion, Dong Ge is much more harmful than these so-called pests, at least I suffer from them.

I buckled my fingertips and carefully carried the stinky socks that Brother Dong didn't know how many months had been wearing and swayed them to the tip of his nose, twisted my head to the side, and did not forget to make a protective barrier with my other hand. Brother Dong exhaled, his socks floating slightly; inhale

The socks pressed against his nose and eyes, leaving two shallow grooves. He wrinkled his face and looked a little uncomfortable, he must have eaten food worse than poop in his dream, and it seemed that I had successfully injected the smell of stinky socks into his sweet dream.

I continued to mischievous, and I didn't fix him well when I had the opportunity, and whoever let him get the death-free gold medal when he drew a little bit yesterday didn't save me, so that I was poured into a pile of mud, and I almost vomited my stomach, I admit that I have a strong sense of revenge,

That's right, I'm such a man.

After experiencing my torture, Brother Dong finally woke up, and sneezed several times in a row, probably because the fibers on the socks tickled his nostrils, because Brother Dong's first reaction after waking up was to rub his nose wildly.

I hid my socks behind my back with a thunderbolt and forced a smile as I sat down on the edge of the bed.

"Zhuang Sheng, you don't sleep much early in the morning, why do you sit on my bed if you have nothing to do!" Brother Dong rubbed his hazy sleepy eyes, and there was eye feces at the corners of his eyes.

"I didn't ...... Didn't do anything! "I'm a little stammering.

"Something must be wrong with you kid." Brother Dong noticed something strange about me.

"Nothing." I quibble.

"And what are you doing with your hands behind your back? Take it out and show me. "Brother Dong stared at me like a thief.

Oops, to be discovered, I quickly hid my socks deep under the covers, and I must not let him find out about my prank.

"Na...... Nothing. "I stretched out my hands and dangled in front of Brother Dong, as if I was letting the audience test before performing a magic trick.

"Cut, mysterious, I thought you were doing something!" Brother Dong used his middle finger to buckle the dry and hard eye feces, kneaded it into powder, and smeared it on the sheets.

[Damn!] I can only shake my head, Brother Dong's morality is too noble, whoever takes over his bed is simply a bad luck for eight lifetimes. Fortunately, the bed I slept on was pure white and flawless, with a faint fragrance, and the last customer who came must have been a pure natural young girl]

"No, there are no ghosts." I was stupid, and my eyes were rolling. I pretended to be stupid, and even I thought I was a fool with a head and a tail.

"What time is it?" Brother Dong asked.

"It's ten o'clock!" I replied.

"Oh...... It's still so early, so I'll sleep a little longer. Brother Dong was still yawning when he spoke, and the standard flatbread face was stretched into a rectangle, as if he had been spoofed by PS. After saying that, he pulled up the quilt again and buried his head in it.

"You're early! Breakfast was missed. "I lifted the quilt.

"Oops! Isn't it just breakfast, what's the big deal, you can't die if you eat less, you can't die. Brother Dong slept with his head covered again.

[What kind of airplane, it is your old man who says that people live all their lives to save face, and it is your old man who says that it is for three meals a day, and now he actually told me that it doesn't matter if you eat one less meal. 】

"Get up...... "I didn't follow, put my fingers in my mouth and sighed, pretending to tickle Brother Dong. [Not good, I forgot that Brother Dong's armpit is blessed by the fox fairy]

"Ancestors, little ancestors, please don't come to me again! Let me sleep a little longer! Brother Dong shrunk his body into a ball, like an English letter "Z".

"Then I'm going out alone! Don't blame me for not calling you. I said, and I was wearing shoes.

"Hmm...... There you go! Have fun and remember to come up at lunchtime to wake me up. "[Damn, Lao Tzu is not your dog's leg, do your spring and autumn dreams! When I'm crazy, the ghost will come up and call you. 】

"Okay." I answered. He closed the door casually and hurried downstairs in flip-flops. Light style is cool, the morning sun is infinitely good, the pool, the blue waves, the clear stream, embrace me to your heart's content! Brother Zhuang, I'm here.

"Plop ......" a dolphin-style jump, and I plunged into the water......