Chapter 21 A small manor with a banquet in the mountains

There is a winding wooded path outside the mountain manor, and the road is lined with dense plants of unknown plants, thorny branches are intricately intertwined, and the dark green pseudo-triangular leaves grow luxuriantly, and some scattered white and reddish yellow flowers loom in the background. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

The trunk of this plant is not strong enough, at most it can only grow to a height of more than two meters, and the tops of the two rows of plants are deliberately tied together by the owner with ropes, which looks like an arched tunnel.

The originally spacious road was made to a clear height of less than 1.5 meters, and I really don't know what this owner thinks. I'm willing to bet the owner of this manor is a short man, and the height of this aisle must have been tailored to his own height.

The canopy is completely blocked by dense green leaves, looking up and not seeing the sky, and there are a lot of thorns hanging on it, like a sharp knife, very piercing, I don't even dare to look up for a while, but my heart is not good to go, the dog is dead luck and is blinded by the thorns that fell from above.

According to Xiao Gangcang, this is used to shelter from the wind and rain, no matter how he knows it so clearly, but in my opinion, this is completely the standard of anti-robbery, anti-theft, and anti-banditry, even if the Airborne Corps is fully armed, it may be difficult to open a breakthrough from above.

But to be honest, it can be a summer resort in the hot summer.

The small steel cannon led our group to move forward with difficulty, he walked in the front, very skillfully hunched over, Brother Dong and I followed, there was a model, the ferrochrome head was large, placed in the middle, Wang Tsai was the highest, sweeping the tail.

"Ouch!" Wang Tsai was stabbed N times along the way, and the height of 1.9 meters is too difficult for him, who has not had a time to stretch after bending his waist for a long time.

I deliberately lowered my body, almost crawling forward, I shrunk my legs when I stretched my waist, and stretched my legs straight when I bent over, and relieved the super-intense work in one part of my body through local balance, because I really didn't want to be tied into a hornet's nest like Wangzai.

It took a great deal of effort for our group to pass through the terrifying thorn forest to a manor surrounded by four three-story wooden buildings, where two men were slaughtering sheep, and we were not empty. That's right, the dinner was roasted whole lamb with haggis soup.

The owner is an old man who is more than half a hundred years old, really only one meter high, completely a copy of Wu Dalang, he is installing the grill, and when he sees us coming, he immediately stops the work in his hands, nods and leads up to distribute cigarettes, like a crawling dog.

His wife, who is much younger, is the de facto ruler of the estate, commonly known as the "boss lady". Looks like it's in its early twenties, a typical old cow eating tender grass.

The proprietress stood alone at the threshold with the door frame, very lazy, she was dressed very charmingly, a tulle see-through top, a pair of ultra-short black stockings with charm, seeing so many men coming, she kept flattering her eyes, she was simply full of sass, and the smell of was like the sheepskin hanging on the stake.

Eleven p.m.

The whole sheep smeared the condiments on the shelves, and the people formed a round bowl around the carbon pit to celebrate. [Don't ask me why it's so late for dinner?] I can only sue you, you don't understand the world of night owls. That's right, we're a bunch of crazy night owls. 】

"Brother Dong, I respect you." After a few rounds of group clinking glasses, I began to ask Brother Dong to drink alone, taking this opportunity to thank him for his cultivation.

"Oops! Don't ask me to drink, I can't drink. Brother Dong shook his hand, a little upfaced.

"Just one drink." I insist.

"Okay, let's have a good drink!" Brother Dong raised his glass, "Dry." ”

"." I blow the bottle.

"Uh......" I burped, a little bitter, and just looked at the unroasted lamb dryly, feeling like I was hungry with a cake.

There are three major things in life that you can't afford to provoke, "drink and don't eat vegetables, wear a bare shirt and tie, and wear underwear over trousers." "Now we are suffering from the first kind of inadequacy.

"It's so boring to just drink beer like this, why don't we have some fun?" Brother Dong sa molded a playing card with interest.

[The so-called lottery game is a poker card to remove J, Q, K, twelve cards, the remaining cards in the 10 points for the maximum, A for 1 point is the smallest, the same game to draw the same point than the suit, the size of the suit is spades, hearts, clubs, squares, which means that spades 10 largest, square A is the smallest, the same game to draw the point of the big main, the point of small for the slave, the master can punish the slave, can also choose to exempt from punishment. Of course, there are two ghosts representing the gold medal of exoneration, if someone draws a ghost in the same game, you can exercise the power once to invalidate the master's punishment, so as to save the person who does not want him to be punished once, and the upper limit of each game is 42 people, 1 master, 2 slaves. This is a game of cheating, who has a good relationship with whom, and it will be clear at a glance after playing a few games. 】

"Come on, whoever is afraid of whom." The chrome iron head roared through the wine, and it seemed that he deliberately wanted to raise the bar with Brother Dong, it seems that the beam is too deep and the knot in his heart can't be untied!

"What's the rule?" The mound fish was in high spirits.

"The old rule, if you lose, you will be punished for a drink." Brother Dong buried himself in shuffling.

"A cup? Not enough to moisten the throat. "The ferrochrome head is pretended to be B, and the drinking depends on not the big belly, so it is more pretended, and the B is shown to whom, and the deer dies is not necessarily.

"Come, come, come? It's time to start! Pressing the small to pay the small, pressing the big to pay the big, pressing the wife to pay the young woman. Brother Dong shouted. Damn, it's not a dice.

"I'll join one too." Wang Zai scratched his head, it must have been poisonous and made his scalp itchy.

"Oops! You guys have a little bit of fun! I can't join one. "The proprietress is thicker than the city wall, and she is shameless and arches into the pile of men, and I don't know who she is looking at, it seems that she must be fortified tonight.

In the first game, I opened the cards, I got a 3 of hearts, such a small point, "Dead, dead," I silently thought in my heart, looking forward to the explosion of Brother Dong's character, so as to let me go. The mound fish point is smaller than me, plum blossom 2, I have a weird smile on my face, and I'll get out of the fucking back of my hand.

Then open the cards, soldering iron square 7, which is a relatively large point. Little Gang Cannon Red Heart 4, there is no danger. The proprietress cube 9, my day, the character exploded. Wang Tsai got Peach Blossom 5, I went, even Wang Tsai was older than me.

In the end, it was Brother Dong's turn to open the cards, and it was up to him to come back to life, Brother Dong slowly lifted the cards, put them in the palm of his hand and rubbed them again, almost didn't rub out two, hurry up! My eyes are piercing.

The moment to witness the miracle came, Brother Dong "clicked" and slapped the cards on the table, "Is there a mistake!" Spades 3 ...... Only a little older than me. "I'm so disappointed, so disappointed.

"You two, drink!" The proprietress proudly acted as a master, and pushed two full and bubbling beers in front of me and the two slaves.

In the second game, the cards were opened, "Diamond 3, oops, I'm short-tempered, with two small dots in a row, the world is going down!" "I grumbled.

Then Qiu Yu opened the cards, "Mistaken, who dealt the cards, how is it still club 2, don't play, there is fraud!" Qiu Yu had a bitter gourd face, and the soles of his feet were oiled, and he wanted to slip away.

"Hahaha...... I couldn't laugh, "there must be a fraud." "I'm fanning the flames.

The proprietress looked innocent.

"Hey, hey, hey, just play two and run away, it's not as good as a woman, you're too boring! Are you a man? If it's a man, sit it down for me and continue. "Qiu Yu was pulled back by the small steel cannon.

"That's right, I'm willing to gamble and lose, I'm willing to gamble and lose, it's a man who can afford to lose," Brother Dong seized the opportunity to make fun of Qiu Yu, he knew that this Qiu Yu was lost, of course he would say so.

Then the cards are drawn, and the chrome iron hearts are 8, and the small victory is small. Small steel cannon block 6, steady. The proprietress 9 of hearts, her character has exploded, and she is completely reincarnated! Wang Tsai Red Hearts 7. Brother Dong opened, I had no hope for him, and sure enough, the plum 5.

Qiu Yu and I were punished by the proprietress for drinking again.

The third game, the card, club 3, oh my! What kind of fate do I have with 3 today, is it destined to die on 3, it must be that the ancestral grave is not buried, I shrugged my head, pouted, and had no interest.

"You're unlucky today!" Brother Dong giggled on the side, "Look at my death-free gold medal to save you." "Brother Dong gave me a determined look.

Forget it, you'd better take care of yourself first! Actually, I'm expecting Brother Dong to be a little smaller than me.

Then open the cards, wow! Qiu Yu actually got the 10 of spades, the 10 of spades! The biggest card, the salted fish has turned over! The mound smiled treacherously, and I seemed to see a ring of golden light on the head of the mound fish, and I could not escape the spell of 3.

Proceed with the deal, 7 of chrome hearts, TBD. Small Steel Cannon 4 of Hearts, Danger, Ferrochrome Advanced. The proprietress is still 9, I don't bother to see what suit she has, Wangzi cube 5, slightly better than the small steel cannon.

Brother Dong opens the cards, big ghost. "Wow, I love you to death, I really came out with a gold medal for avoiding death. There is salvation, there is salvation, there is escape. "I'm cloudy.

This time it was Qiu Yu's turn to call the shots, and he thought about it for a long time,

"Hmm...... Chief, no punishment. ”

"What? Impunity? You're a sycophant, you're too obvious! "I'm not happy, I don't even take revenge.

"Zhuang Sheng, punish you for a drink."

"You ......" I was angry.

"Bastard, I actually played portal prejudice, I just shared the weal and woe with you for two games, you villain." The roots of my ears were hot, and I felt Qiu Yu hear me cursing him in my heart that he would not die.

Forget it, the gauge is the gauge distance. Lest I be told that I can't afford to lose, but I don't need to be afraid, this will put me and Brother Dong as a backer, he will definitely use the immunity of the gold medal to help me, at most no one will have to be punished, everyone will have a good time.

"Drink, drink, don't ink." The mound urged me like a plague god.

"Don't panic, this game is not dead." I offered it.

"Brother Dong, save me." I'm in love.

"I'll think about it." Brother Dong touched his forehead.

"Think about it! Help me. I glared and didn't say that.

"That...... I abstain. ”

"What? What the? What the? What the? "My eyes were dark, I was so bastard, I actually abstained.

"Drink! Just come out and have fun, come on, shake them over. "Brother Dong patted me on the back.

"Damn, don't say you know me, it's just an animal! It's too inhumane, and you can't save it when you die. "I gurgled and was so upright.

Then I played a lot of games, and I won and lost, and I lost more and won less. I didn't get a big point until I finally vomited and didn't get a big point, there was no hope of revenge, I didn't even have a bite of mutton and I was unconscious, and I didn't know how to get to the room in the end.