Chapter 881 [This is called cross talk!] 】
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"Hahaha!"
"Zhang Ye sings too badly!"
"It's just not out of tune!"
"But it's funny!"
"Sing one more!"
"Yes, sing one more!"
"It's so rare to want Zhang Ye to sing a song!"
The cross talk works of the CCTV Spring Festival Gala were too ugly, and many viewers who like cross talk and language programs were not happy, and it can even be said to be a deep disappointment, even they have heard the cross talk of several other satellite TV Spring Festival Galas just now, and they are still quite dissatisfied and feel very bored. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info but Zhang Ye's cross talk today really made everyone listen to it, and the pores of the whole body are exploding when I listen to it!
Coupled with the atmosphere of the New Year, everyone is in a great mood!
……
Home.
The third sister was surprised: "My brother can also sing? ”
The second sister lay on the sofa and laughed so hard that she couldn't straighten her waist, "Oops...... Hahaha, my brother...... It's so funny! ”
My mother smiled: "What kind of song will he sing, and hum a few times with the family." ”
Dad said: "It's enough to be able to sing two sentences, and it's not professional, and you don't need to sing seriously." ”
……
The scene of the Beijing Spring Festival Gala, the party is still on the air!
Yao Jiancai asked: "No wonder you went to talk about cross talk later, at your level, you still want to be a singer?" ”
Zhang Ye didn't like to listen to it anymore, "Hey, what's wrong with my level?" ”
Yao Jiancai: "What else will you sing?" ”
Zhang Ye said unashamedly: "As long as it's a song like family affection, I will do it!" ”
Yao Jiancai stepped on and shouted: "You're almost there." When your children go home for the New Year, you don't open the door to others, what do you still have family affection for! ”
Spectator:
"Hahaha!"
"Lao Yao, this is so good!"
"What an old partner. It's so tacit! ”
"Funny! It's a good "Homecoming" to ruin you like this! ”
Zhang Ye immediately said: "Then I'll sing another song for you!" ”
Yao Jiancai asked, "Which one to sing?" ”
Zhang Ye thought about it for a while, and said, "Yes, Grandma Song Hui's "Aging". After that, he said to the audience: "It's still the old rule, listen with your eyes closed, feel with your eyes closed-ah, Song Hui is alive again......"
Yao Jiancai hurriedly grabbed him. "Not dead! This one didn't die! ”
The audience burst into tears!
"Hahahaha!"
"Oops, I'm going hahaha!"
"Don't you want to be so damaged!"
Zhang Ye glared, "Huh? Didn't die? ”
Yao Jiancai wiped his sweat and said: "Good guy, let you say that you are dead for a while!" ”
Audience: "Hahahahaha! ”
Zhang Ye said helplessly: "Okay." Then I started singing. ”
Yao Jiancai: "By the way, I'll stop you again, if I'm not mistaken, "Aging" doesn't seem to be a song about family affection?" ”
Zhang Ye looked at him like an idiot. "How not?"
Yao Jiancai: "Really? ”
Zhang Ye: "This song is sung to grandpa." ”
Yao Jiancai was dumbfounded. "Grandpa? How can there be! ”
"Listen up." Zhang Ye sang: "Like a year flowing like water, the years are ...... in a hurry"
Yao Jiancai nodded, "That's the song." ”
Zhang Ye continued to sing, "Time flies, grandpa misses you......" and said: "Look, grandpa misses you, she misses grandpa!" Isn't this a celebration of family affection? ”
Yao Jiancai fainted and said, "What grandpa misses you?" People miss you every night, night night! ”
"Poofha!"
"Grandpa misses you?"
"Why don't you miss you!"
"Oops, I took Zhang Ye!"
Zhang Ye said embarrassedly: "Really? Then I remember wrong. I'll have another song, and another song of Hong Hua's "Time". Listen with your eyes closed, Hong Hua......"
Yao Jiancai immediately said: "This one is also alive!" ”
Zhang Ye glanced at him, "I know." ”
Yao Jiancai said: "I'm afraid that you will die again." ”
Audience: "Hahahahaha! ”
Zhang Ye raised his hand, and the "music ......" waited for a while, "If you don't, forget it!" ”
Yao Jiancai: "You owe this." ”
Zhang Ye: "I have to say one more thing before singing, I don't like Hong Hua very much, I have to criticize him next time I see him, this song is written about milk-milk-, but he actually scolds people in the song!" ”
Yao Jiancai was stunned: "Scolding? Where is the scolding? ”
The audience was also stunned.
"Listen." Zhang Ye sang loudly: "I suddenly remembered, when I was young, milk!" Milk! Target! The crutches ...... "Grandma's two words bite very hard!"
Yao Jiancai: "......"
Zhang Ye immediately said: "Look, he scolds the street!" What is milk-milk-ah! When people are old, it's normal to walk on crutches, how to scold the street! ”
Spectator:
"Hahaha!"
"Oops, I can't stand it!"
"Teacher Zhang, you're enough, it's enough! Hahahaha! ”
Yao Jiancai was speechless and said: "Hey, you can tell from the inside that this is scolding!" ”
Chief director Chang Xiaoliang couldn't be beaten!
Hu Fei, Da Fei, Brother Hou, Xiao Lu and other old colleagues of Zhang Ye on Beijing TV also laughed, staggering one by one!
Zhang Ye was confused: "What's wrong?" ”
Yao Jiancai shook his hand, "It's not much, you better sing something else!" Don't ruin other people's classic tracks! ”
Zhang Ye waved his hand: "You order, what do you say I sing!" ”
Yao Jiancai: "You are a child, a grandfather, and a grandmother, do you have any singing parents?" ”
Zhang Ye immediately said: "There must be!" Then I'll sing a song to my parents! This is my original song! ”
Yao Jiancai smiled: "I guess it's not much better." ”
Original songs?
The audience's emotions have long been mobilized to the highest point, and at this moment, they are very much looking forward to what Zhang Ye can pull out again, and the coaxing will come up one after another!
"Here's one!"
"Hahahaha!"
"Look at how you sing this time!"
"Oh, he's so funny!"
"Listen to Zhang Ye sing and destroy the three views! Ahaha! ”
The audience in front of the TV was also giggling and waiting to hear how Zhang Ye spoofed!
Standing in front of the microphone, Zhang Ye took a deep breath.
One second......
Two seconds......
Three seconds......
Zhang Ye held the microphone. The not-so-perfect cappella sounded, "Dear Mom and Dad. ”
When the audience heard this, they all coaxed!
"Whoa!"
"Whoa!"
"Haha. Well! ”
They all agreed.
Zhang Ye: "You guys, okay?" ”
"Good!"
"Good!"
"Good!"
Countless responses!
The audience is laughing, it can be regarded as taking advantage of Zhang Ye!
Zhang Ye sang: "Are you busy at work now? ”
"Busy!"
"Busy!"
"Busy!"
Zhang Ye: "Body, okay?" ”
"Good!"
"Good!"
"Good!"
Suddenly, a clear guitar melody floated into the audience.
The audience was stunned, and all fell silent for a while, not knowing what was happening.
Yao Jiancai was also silent.
Zhang Ye pinched the microphone. Slowly closed his eyes and sang softly:
"I'm in Beijing now, it's fine."
"Mom and Dad. Don't worry too much. ”
"Although I'm not very good at talking."
"Actually, I ...... Homesick. ”
At this time, a narration of Zhang Ye's own voice was played on the stage.
[Actually, I'm in Beijing.] It's very average]
[Few friends]
[Few people like me]
Many viewers were stunned. This melody is too abrupt, and the narration is too abrupt, so that everyone is caught off guard, and some people's eyes are already red before they know it.
Home.
The eldest aunt was stunned and said, "This ......"
Grandma's tears were rolling.
Mom and Dad stared at the TV in a daze, and they were also stunned.
Zhang Ye opened his eyes, looked at the live camera, and sang:
"Daddy, does he go to work every day?"
"It's not strictly controlled. Don't go. ”
"I have done revolutionary work all my life."
"It's time to rest."
Dad's lips trembled.
Zhang Ye sang:
"I bought a coat for my mother."
"Don't be reluctant. Put it on. ”
"My son used to be not very obedient."
"Sensible now."
Zhang Ye smiled, "He's grown up." ”
When my mother heard this, she looked at her son on TV, and her tears couldn't hold back anymore, and she fell tick-tock, crying: "Xiao Ye has always been like this, and he carries everything by himself!" Whatever trouble you encounter, you're giggling! Never tell us! It's always a 'I'm fine'! Ask him anything, and he says it's fine! ”
The second aunt also wiped her tears and said, "This child has been like this since he was a child. ”
The voice sounded again.
[Dad, Mom, I'm fine]
[I...... Very good]
[Look, I went to the Spring Festival Gala, haha, I didn't embarrass you, did I? ] ]
Many people in the audience had wet eyes.
There are a few people who have not seen their parents in Beijing for several years, and they can no longer cry.
Chang Xiaoliang's eyes turned red.
Xiao Lu cried.
Brother Hou and Da Fei also cried.
Only these old colleagues know how difficult it has been for Zhang Ye all these years! How much suffering has been suffered!
Zhang Ye sings:
"Mom and Dad, take care of yourself."
"Don't let your son, rest assured."
"This Spring Festival, I will definitely go home."
"Alright."
"That's it."
Aside:
[Mom, Dad]
[I'm all right]
[As long as you are safe, I am really all right]
The guitar was still ringing softly.
Zhang Ye is still singing.
"Sincerely, salute."
"Regards that salute."
"Sincerely, salute."
"Regards that salute."
A lot of people are crying!
No one expected that Zhang Ye, a cross talk that was full of laughter and baggage from beginning to end, would make such a "fan" at the end, and hit everyone's hearts!
It turns out that this is "All Is Good"!
Everyone finally understands the meaning of this cross talk name!
Sing it.
The end of the song.
Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai bowed deeply.
Yao Jiancai seemed to be a little excited when he saw Zhang Ye, and patted him lightly on the back.
When I boarded, many of the audience stood up at once!
You must know that whether it is CCTV or a local station, as long as it is the live broadcast of the Spring Festival Gala, the audience is not allowed to stand up in a large area, which will affect the camera shooting this time, and it will also cause chaos.
But everybody stood up!
Ten people!
One hundred people!
Two hundred!
Everyone is applauding Zhang Ye!
Some people are crying and clapping their hands desperately!
It's so exciting!
Well said, well sung, so wonderful!
This is cross talk!
This is called cross talk!! (To be continued.) )