The meager fried!

"It's so pretty!"

"It's so beautiful to cry!"

"Zhang Ye is awesome!"

"Go and listen to Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai's cross talk!"

"Recommend the Beijing Spring Festival Gala!

"Don't look at Liaoning TV, go to Beijing Satellite TV! Zhang Ye is a big cross talk!"

"It's a bad time, it's great to be played by Zhang Ye!"

"And I didn't curse the whole time!, but it's still so good-looking!"

"Zhang Ye is Zhang Ye!"

"I'm looking forward to the following! I'm just halfway through it, I heard that Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai have been given extra time after a rehearsal at the Spring Festival Gala in the capital, and I can finally enjoy listening to it today!"

"This is the real art of cross talk!"

"That's right, look at how your mother plays irony with Teacher Zhang? Where are those so-called mainstream cross talk actors, they know how to shout slogans when they go to the Spring Festival Gala! Who said that you can't have both comedy and art? Let's go and see Zhang Ye's cross talk! I'll teach you a lesson!"

Zhang Ye's cross talk has a good reputation!

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"I'll take a look!"

"Beijing Satellite TV, right?"

"I'm here, is it that good?"

"I've never liked Zhang Ye's scolding cross talk, so I won't scold today? ”

……

Scene.

Chang Xiaoliang and several assistant directors were also very excited, they glanced at each other, they both saw the light in each other's eyes, they didn't expect Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai to be in such a good state today!

Yao Jiancai: "And then what happened?"

Zhang Ye: "What else can I do?" ”

Yao Jiancai: "Huh?"

Zhang Ye said helplessly: "After I go back, my section chief will be double-regulated!"

Yao Jiancai said happily: "Hey. This kind of person should have been shuanggui a long time ago!"

Zhang Ye: "Later, the people from our department still took things to see him. ”

Yao Jiancai: "Why do you still see him?"

Zhang Ye said: "Condolences to the old cadres of Shuang-Gui. ”

Audience: "Poof!"

"Oh, Mr. Zhang, can you stop being so funny?"

"Condolences to the old cadres of Shuang-Gui? ha!"

Yao Jiancai also fainted: "It's all double-regulated, where are you going to go to condole!"

Zhang Ye: "As a result, I was also unlucky, and the organization found out about my gift-giving." I was also fired. ”

Yao Jiancai: "You did it yourself." ”

Zhang Ye: "I was very disappointed after losing my job, Beijing is so big, where is my place to settle down? I suddenly want to buy a suite." ”

Yao Jiancai sighed, "Beijing's housing prices are precious!"

Zhang Ye: "Yes, later I heard that a real estate expert held a large lecture to tell when it is most appropriate to buy a house, and I said I have to go." After paying the registration fee, a group of us listened below, and the expert on the stage chirped from 6 o'clock in the morning to 8 o'clock in the evening. Analyze house price trends. ”

Yao Jiancai nodded, "People are professional." ”

Zhang Ye: "Finally, I came to a conclusion, when is the best time to buy a house?"

Yao Jiancai also looked forward to it: "When?"

Zhang Ye: "...... The year before last!"

Yao Jiancai squirted, "Huh? I still used you to say it the year before last!?"

The audience laughed!

"Hahahaha!"

"The year before last?"

"Hahaha!"

Yao Jiancai: "That's it for more than ten hours?"

Zhang Ye said angrily: "That's right!"

Yao Jiancai: "What kind of experts are these!"

The audience listened refreshedly. Nowadays, anyone in society dares to put on the name of an expert. Talking nonsense, dare to say anything, Zhang Ye is obviously sarcastic about these people!

……

Parents' house.

Grandma looked at the TV and said happily: "Look at my grandson, how awesome!"

Grandpa said: "That's a good point, I let an expert give a lecture last time!"

The eldest sister exclaimed: "My brother is really amazing!"

The third aunt said enviously to Zhang Ye's mother: "Sister, Xiao Ye will definitely become more and more famous in the future!"

My son was not there, and my mother shook her head this time, "I always urged him when he didn't have a job before." I always wish he could get ahead, now. I don't want him to be famous, it's not good to work too much, and he doesn't go home every day. Alas, he can spend the New Year at home this year, and I will burn high incense. ”

The second uncle said: "Xiao Ye is a person who does big things, there must be a lot of things, when will the New Year not work?"

The uncle also said: "Yes, the child is working hard outside, we have to be considerate." ”

……

Netizens are almost tired of laughing.

"Hahahaha!"

"That's amazing!"

"yes, that's amazing!"

"I feel that Zhang Ye has been ahead of the cross talk industry for too many years!"

"Well, it's not a horizontal line at all!"

But at this time, there were also some cross talk actors who couldn't listen to it anymore and stood up.

One of Tang Dazhang's apprentices said angrily: "Where did Zhang Ye invite so many sailors, how much does it cost?"

One of Tang Dazhang's junior disciples said: "How do you hear that it's good? The name of this cross talk is "Everything is Good", but what about the current content? Everything is bad from beginning to end, and the work is not going well, this is not right at all!"

There are also some peers or netizens who don't like Zhang Ye who come out.

"That's right!"

"What's so good about everything?"

"It's all bad!"

Zhang Ye's fans countered: "It's good to listen to, what is the name of the cross talk, it's called "Everything is Good", what's the matter?"

However, after watching it, many people also wondered in their hearts.

That's right.

Why is it called "All Is Well"?

Can't find a job?

Expelled?

Can't buy a house?

Is this all right??

……

on stage.

Yao Jiancai asked: "Then you will be the host and say that cross talk is coming?"

Zhang Ye: "That was later. ”

Yao Jiancai: "Oh, have you done anything else in the middle?"

Zhang Ye: "I said that cross talk was the last job before hosting. It's singing. ”

Yao Jiancai was surprised: "Hey, you can still sing?"

Zhang Ye looked at him, "What do you mean?" You question me?"

Yao Jiancai: "No, I've known you for so many years, and I haven't seen you sing?"

The audience's eyes widened.

"What do you mean?"

"Zhang Ye wants to sing?"

"Hey, you have to listen to this!"

"Will Zhang Ye do it?"

Zhang Ye said: "That's what you haven't seen, I sing at that level, I really didn't blow it." ”

Yao Jiancai was curious: "Then what kind of songs do you usually sing?"

Zhang Ye smiled: "I love to sing songs like family affection, such as Zhang Xia's "Homecoming". ”

Yao Jiancai: "Oh, this song is very famous." It's a classic old song!"

Zhang Ye: "That's right. ”

Yao Jiancai: "Can you sing?"

Zhang Ye: "Shall I simply sing two sentences?"

The audience burst into laughter.

"Good!"

"Good!"

"Haha!"

The applause was overwhelming!

Zhang Ye pressed his hand and said, "But you have to cooperate, you have to listen to my song with your eyes closed." Only with my eyes closed can I feel how good and similar I sing. ”

Yao Jiancai was surprised: "Huh, can you still imitate Zhang Xia's voice?"

Zhang Ye swore an oath: "Yes, you will definitely be amazed when you hear it-" He looked intoxicated, "Ah." It's so good. It's too similar, Zhang Xia is alive again!"

Yao Jiancai hurriedly stopped him, "I'm not dead!

The audience didn't expect Leng Buding to come with such a burden, and they all laughed and spurted blood when they were stunned!

"Hahahaha!"

"Zhang Ye is too bad!"

"Poof!"

"Oops, I'm laughing to death!"

Zhang Ye wiped his sweat, "Huh?"

Yao Jiancai corrected: "It's still alive!"

Zhang Ye: "Really?"

Yao Jiancai rolled his eyelids, "Nonsense, you two did a show together last year!"

The audience couldn't stop laughing, "Hahahaha!"

Zhang Xia in front of the TV listened to it with his family. That little bit of water in my mouth almost squirted out!

Zhang Xia's son couldn't cry or laugh, "This Teacher Zhang!"

Zhang Xia was also there laughing uncontrollably. "Make fun of me, I'll settle accounts with him when I go back!"

"Homecoming" is a song from this world.

Zhang Ye cleared his throat, "Okay, then I'll sing two sentences." ”

Yao Jiancai: "Sing it, wait to hear it." ”

Zhang Ye raised his hand upward, "Music!"

A second.

Two seconds.

There was no movement.

Zhang Ye put his hand down again, "If you don't, forget it." ”

Audience: "Poof!"

Yao Jiancai: "Hey, then what are you talking about!"

Zhang Ye brewed his emotions for a while, opened his mouth and sang, "Ah...... It's the New Year, the children are coming home, there is a knock on the door...... There was a knock on the door...... There was a knock on the door...... There was a knock on the door...... Knock knock, knock ......"

Yao Jiancai was anxious, slapped him and shouted, "You open the door!"

There was a live audience who slapped their thighs and laughed!

"Hahaha!"

This song was not originally sung like this, the lyrics of "Dong Dong Dong" were originally like that, but Zhang Ye kept repeating it four or five times!

Yao Jiancai fainted: "People's children have gone home, and they have knocked on the door for a long time!

Zhang Ye blinked, "I can't open it, aren't I singing." ”

Yao Jiancai: "Hey, that's it?"

Zhang Ye's singing voice is generally average, just not out of tune, as for other singing skills, ventilation, etc., he can't do it, he can only say that he is an amateur, and the audience's requirements for Zhang Ye will not be so high, they are all listening to a joy, but Zhang Ye skillfully integrated several hilarious burdens into this singing content, making the audience and the audience in front of the TV leaning forward and backward, not letting the audience have a little respite at all, after one laugh is over, the second laugh will be picked up immediately, the rhythm is too good!

There are funny.

There are disadvantages of needles.

There is a traditional crossing.

Still singing?

This cross talk work looks very scattered, but it is shown by Zhang Ye in a very contextual way, which is strung together by a series of events after he graduated from college and worked. It's just that the cross talk name of "Everything is Okay", everyone still can't understand it, and no one understands why it was given such a name? )