After breakfast.

"Old Wu, I'm full."

"How's the food?"

"It's so delicious, it's not buddy praising you, your cooking skills are really amazing, the chef I've seen since I was a child, you are the best at cooking, I've never eaten such a delicious meal, I made a millet porridge and let me drink two or three bowls, and if I drink it again, my stomach is about to burst, and now I can't hold anything."

"Just like it."

"That's a must."

"Feel free to do so, eldest sister washed the dishes."

"Hey, do you have a notebook?"

"Computers? Yes, upstairs, in my bedroom drawer. ”

"Well, I'll use it."

"Use it, you can go upstairs and get it yourself."

Zhang Ye didn't have anything to be polite, went upstairs and went straight to Lao Wu's boudoir to find the computer, took it downstairs, and saw that there was a rocking chair and a shady place in the front yard of the villa, next to the place where Lao Wu planted flowers, it looked like it was good, he went to the courtyard, half-lay down on the rocking chair, comfortably put the notebook on his lap, turned on the computer, surfed the Internet, and put a piece of music to listen to by the way.

Lao Wu brushed the dishes, Zhang Ye watched her brush, and the atmosphere was very harmonious. Sometimes boyfriends and girlfriends are like this, there are not so many earth-shattering ghosts crying wolves, even if the two of them do their own things, no one talks, as long as they stay together and can see each other, they are better than anything else, and they can be very pleasant.

Lao Wu is wearing a very neat short-sleeved white shirt today, no pattern, very simple, the pants are a pair of coffee-colored slacks, the shirt is tucked into the pants and tied by the belt, very capable, and it is not in the way to work, brushing the bowl, not a drop of water has splashed on the clothes, and it looks like a person who often works.

Look at the buttocks.

Aim for the legs.

Look at your chest.

It's really outstanding and pleasing to the eye.

Especially Lao Wu's chest, it may seem like a chest to others, but in Zhang Ye's eyes, it is not, what he sees is the world, the universe, and the sea of stars.

Well, just say how big!

After admiring it for a long time, Zhang Ye's mood is getting better and better, thinking that such a big-breasted beauty who is so beautiful that she has become his girlfriend, every cell in his body seems to be happy, how beautiful he thinks, how comfortable he looks. The so-called mood determines behavior, people are happy, and many things are not called troubles, Zhang Ye hummed a little song along with the music on the computer, and landed on the meager land.

Write down: Good news! Good news! Zhang Ye's class, it's started!

Originally, Zhang Ye decided to avoid the limelight in the past few days, and he didn't plan to come out for ten days and half a month, but he couldn't stand this guy in a good mood today, so he jumped out again.

As soon as he appeared, the meager suddenly became lively.

"The surname Zhang is here!"

"You still dare to come out?"

"Catch a wild Zhang Ye!"

"Scold him!"

"Everyone, come and beat this guy! Zhang Ye is going to ask the question again! ”

"It's Zhang Ye's class again? Last time, I almost vomited blood from those elementary school math problems, what is the problem this time? The point is, what's the reward? ”

"If the reward is low, I won't participate!"

"I'd like to see what other weird questions you can come up with this time!"

Many netizens came to watch, including this year's candidates, Zhang Ye's fans, and onlookers, who suddenly increased the popularity of Weibo.

Zhang Ye saw that it was almost over, so he typed with a smile: "It's still the old rule, I have a few questions, and all the correct answers will be rewarded, in view of the difficulty of the Chinese and math papers in this high school examination, everyone has a lot of opinions about me, so I decided to increase the reward, all the correct answers can not only get my handwritten calligraphy works, but also point their noses and scold me for half an hour face to face, there is no upper limit on the number of rewards, first come, first served, come and participate Wow!" ”

As soon as this remark came out, netizens were excited!

"Really?"

"Are you sure, Mr. Zhang?"

"Hahahaha! I have to attend! ”

"Can I really scold you face to face? Great! ”

"Count me in! Let's answer the questions together! ”

"Come on, there are many people and great power, if you win, you can scold Zhang Ye to your face!"

"Come on, come out!"

"Zhang Ye underestimated us too much! After the last elementary school math problem, I have figured out Zhang Ye's routine, and this time, I will definitely answer it correctly! ”

"Everyone, don't miss the opportunity and come again!"

"I've been waiting for this day for a long time!"

"It's written in black and white, all netizens testify, saving Zhang Ye from playing tricks after he loses!"

"Hey, hey, I've already taken a screenshot for evidence, this time I have to let Zhang Ye eat a deflated!"

One passed on ten to hundreds, and in a blink of an eye, countless people came, especially the candidates in the capital this year, all of them gritted their teeth with hatred for Zhang Ye, and when they saw such a good thing, they all put down the things at hand and killed them, one was more enthusiastic than the other, and one was more screaming than the other!

Looking at the excited netizens, Zhang Ye also smiled, "This time there are no primary school questions, this time the scope of the questions is the college entrance examination questions, regardless of discipline." ”

"Come on!"

"Whatever you want!"

"I can answer any question!"

"Come out, I can't wait!"

"I'm not afraid of college entrance examination questions, we have a bunch of candidates, and we can't do it, there are college students, college students can't do it, we still have master's students and doctoral students, everyone unite to defeat Zhang Ye!"

Many netizens gathered on Weibo, all staring wide-eyed and waiting for the answer.

At this time, Wu Zeqing washed the dishes and walked out of the villa, "What about chatting online?" ”

Zhang Ye raised his head and smiled: "I'm doing an activity, and there are prizes for answering questions." ”

"I'll see." Lao Wu walked to.

Zhang Ye's buttocks moved to the side, "Let's sit together?" ”

The chair is actually not big, how wide can the rocking chair be?

Lao Wu looked down, but he didn't refuse, and sat down next to him.

Immediately, Zhang Ye felt a ball of flesh whirring buttocks squeezing on his left thigh, and he could feel Lao Wu's plumpness and delicacy through his pants, making him feel like he had a little claw scratching in his heart.

Lao Wu has already finished reading his meager face, "Are you really worried about making an appointment for netizens to scold you in person?" ”

Zhang Ye said: "How is it possible. ”

"Then you let it go?" Lao Wu said with a smile.

Zhang Ye was happy, "The premise is that they can answer the questions I asked." ”

Lao Wu leaned back in the rocking chair, very interested, "I'll also see what questions you are going to make." ”

There are already many people urging on Weibo.

"Hurry up!"

"Man?"

"Did Mr. Zhang scare away?"

"Hurry up and get out of the question, I'm dying, you can scold you to your face if you say that you can answer all the questions correctly, we all testify, it's useless for you to run away."

"Teacher Zhang, you are determined to lose this time!"

The crowd was excited.

The next moment, Zhang Ye's meager moved, and I saw him post a few very interesting questions on his earth that he had read line by line.