New Year's Day. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Morning.

Netizens are still having fun.

"Laughed all night!"

"I've gone back and watched it all over again!"

"Me too, I re-read Teacher Zhang Ye's meager feelings! Hahaha! ”

"Holy, what happened yesterday?"

"What's wrong? Southerners who don't watch the Spring Festival Gala float by. ”

"You're late, just go and see Zhang Ye's meager meager to understand! CCTV Spring Festival Gala lasted for several hours from beginning to end, and Zhang Ye complained more than 100 paragraphs alone! It's so exciting! ”

"More than a hundred paragraphs, what kind of spirit is this!?"

"yes, let's go and see! We were all on our knees yesterday! ”

"I just like Zhang Ye's temper! Not pretending at all! Say whatever you want! ”

"That's right, generally a second-tier top-level star like him, who doesn't speak carefully? It's different from Zhang Ye, this guy is really not afraid of heaven and earth! ”

"Top Zhang Ye!"

"I like him so much!"

Zhang Ye's more than 100 pieces of complaints have been spread on the Internet, and each joke is the crystallization of the wisdom of his netizens and jokers in the Spring Festival Gala over the years, not only has it been verified by time, but many jokes are even well-known on that earth, and they can naturally shine in this world!

Comic group.

That is, in Zhang Ye's new celebrity chat group, many celebrities are also haunting at this time.

Dong Dong, one of the members of the popular group in China, spoke: "Teacher Zhang, you really dare to say anything!" Yesterday I watched you complain all night. I'm so convinced! ”

Zhang Ye typed: "Why don't I dare to say it?" ”

Dongdong: "...... All right. ”

A-list star Ning Lan: "Dude, you are so bold." ”

Fan Wenli interjected, "Hehe." It's like he wasn't bold before. ”

Fan Wenli's husband Chen Guang also made a smiling expression, "This guy is so virtuous, we will never dare to say or say things that are inappropriate, people say it every day, and I didn't see anything in the end." ”

Ning Lan said: "Don't say more than a hundred paragraphs, I just complained about the Spring Festival Gala, and it is estimated that many people will come to me." Next year's work schedule will definitely be a fifth less, and maybe even lose fans! ”

Huo Dongfang said: "So you are not Zhang Ye." ”

Dongdong said with a hippie smile: "This is the temperament of a star, each star speaks and does things differently." If Teacher Zhang Ye can say, we will definitely not be able to say it, unless Sister Ning also wants to become a female-hooligan in the entertainment industry, and everyone will shout and beat her wherever she goes in the future? ”

Ning Lan smiled: "Then I'd better forget it." ”

Zhang Ye made a blinking expression. "Who is the scoundrel?" ”

"Poof!"

"You say it!"

The crowd was overjoyed.

Suddenly. A name popped up.

Zhang Yuanqi: "Yo, Zhang Ye also joined the group?" ”

Ning Lan smiled: "You can be regarded as online." ”

Zhang Yuanqi: "This time is too busy, and the Spring Festival Gala has tormented me." ”

Dongdong said: "Teacher Zhang has been in the group for a while, Sister Zhang, do you know?" ”

Huo Dongfang: "Sister Zhang, long time no see." ”

A first-line actor said: "Sister Zhang is good." ”

A second-tier director male singer, "Sister Zhang is good." ”

A lot of stars who haven't bubbled just now have come out a lot.

Zhang Ye also pretended to follow, "Sister Zhang is good." ”

Zhang Yuanqi greeted his friends one by one, and then said to Zhang Ye: "You went to the Spring Festival Gala in Beijing this year?" Say it well. I'm waiting to see your cross talk. ”

Zhang Ye smiled: "Yes." ”

Dongdong also said: "Come on, Teacher Zhang!" ”

Huo Dongfang smiled and said, "Why didn't anyone cheer me on?" ”

Chen Guang asked, "Lao Huo also has a show at night?" ”

Huo Dongfang said: "The Liaoning Spring Festival Gala also invited me." ”

Fan Wenli smiled. "I'm the Hunan Spring Festival Gala, and I'm on the TV station now."

Another big-name star came, "Dragon TV Spring Festival Gala has a skit in which I made a cameo appearance. ”

This is a group where almost all the big names in the entertainment industry gather, except for some semi-retired big names, everyone else is the most popular big name stars today, naturally, the Spring Festival Gala is definitely indispensable on this occasion, some people with high positions and good luck can be on the CCTV Spring Festival Gala, and those who can't be on the CCTV Spring Festival Gala can also find a place in the local TV Spring Festival Gala.

Zhang Yuanqi blessed: "Come on, the New Year is off to a good start!" ”

"Okay!"

"Thank you, Sister Zhang."

"Tonight is the most intense time for the shopping!"

"More than 20 satellite TV Spring Festival Galas, can it not be intense!"

"Let's see which one can be better this year."

"Liaoning and Hunan still have big hopes and many big names."

"Beijing Satellite TV is not bad."

"I'm more optimistic about Dragon TV, because I'm here, haha!"

……

Home.

Zhang Ye is not familiar with many of the stars in the comic group, and it can even be said that he doesn't know each other at all, and he hasn't crossed paths at all, so he didn't go to chat with them, seeing how energetic they were, Zhang Ye silently turned off the chat software, muted the phone, and threw it on the bed.

Let's practice again!

Say it well this time!

took out a piece of A4 paper, Zhang Ye read it on it, then closed his eyes, and began to memorize it with a croak, the faster he memorized it, the faster he memorized it, sometimes there was a knock in the middle, Zhang Ye frowned, shook his head dissatisfied, and continued to start over.

Again.

Five times.

Ten times.

I got up at seven o'clock and tossed until ten o'clock in the morning.

Zhang Ye is still very hard-working, he has been practicing this part for several days, in fact, there is no problem in saying it, but he has high requirements for himself, since he promised Wu Zeqing to say a good cross talk to those people, then he has to keep improving, and he can't discount it at all! This time, he is ready to say a cross talk, and use the place where others have been questioning him, and slap his face back!

Three-vulgar?

Will you curse?

Can't get on the table?

Okay, buddy, I'll tell you about the traditional cross talk that you guys are best at this time! Do you really think I can't come to your set? I'm going to follow the routine of traditional cross talk today. Just follow the pattern of cross talk in the Spring Festival Gala, and I can also say it better than you!

……

Daytime.

The publicity competition of the Spring Festival Gala of various satellite TV has entered the white heat!

Some satellite TV Spring Festival Gala follows the mode of online publicity, and Weibo is overwhelmingly full of news about their Spring Festival Gala. There is even some hype, such as which king is going to withdraw from their Spring Festival Gala again, but after a while, the king does not quit again, then withdraws, and then does not withdraw, tossing and turning. Eye-catching. There are also satellite TV Spring Festival Gala that directly spend money, buying advertising space everywhere on major forums and video websites, and that advertisement is simply overwhelming. In short, each has its own magical powers. Everyone wants to have a good start on the first day of the new year, which is also related to the life and death of the TV station, and no one will retreat!

The propaganda battle began, and netizens also joined in.

"Must see Liaoning Terrace!"

"Which station is Sect Master Huo going to. I'll watch which station's Spring Festival Gala! ”

"This year's CCTV Spring Festival Gala is too nonsense. I'm looking forward to the Satellite TV Spring Festival Gala more and more! ”

"I haven't figured out which one to look at!"

"Look at Dragon TV, last year they had several cross talk sketch shows that were good!"

"If you want to talk about cross talk sketches, then the first choice is the Beijing Spring Festival Gala."

"That's right, the Beijing Spring Festival Gala has Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai this year."

"Come on, the cross talk of these two people is famous for scolding, and the whole article is full of fights and scolding, you have to scold from beginning to end to enjoy it, and I also admit that Zhang Ye's cross talk is very exciting. But how to broadcast the Spring Festival Gala? ”

"Well, really. Zhang Ye's cross talk can't be broadcast, right? ”

"Well, there is still a difference between the cross talk of the party and other cross talk."

"But Zhang Ye can choose traditional cross talk."

"Where can he say traditional cross talk, he is all scolding cross talk!"

"That's right! I just remembered! ”

"What then?"

"What can I do, the Spring Festival Gala is all this routine, your whole cross talk is scolding this and that, people can't let you go, you can't pass the review, but Zhang Ye's cross talk style is famous for small theater cross talk, what everyone loves to watch is that he scolds and slaps his face, he suddenly stops scolding, who watches? I guess Zhang Ye won't say it himself, anyway, I've never heard Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai say anything about traditional and standard cross talk works! ”

"Isn't that the end of it?"

"When you say that, my heart is empty!"

"Yes, I was also looking forward to it, does Zhang Ye's cross talk at the Spring Festival Gala in Beijing have to be behaved? is the same as the cross talk of more than 60 people shouting slogans at Tang Dazhang's CCTV Spring Festival Gala? Then who looks! ”

"It could be so!"

"Then Zhang Ye might as well not be able to attend the Spring Festival Gala!"

"Agree, it's not so boring traditional cross talk, it's better not to be like Tang Dazhang's "Family Reunion"! Teacher Zhang and Teacher Yao have a very high status in my heart! Don't ruin the perfect image in my mind because of the last Spring Festival Gala! ”

"Yes, it's better not to do it!"

"Traditional cross talk has already entered a downturn, and it is impossible to get out, even if Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai say it, the result is the same!"

"We'll see it in the evening."

"Alas, everything will be known at night!"

Comments are flying all over the sky, especially for Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai's cross talk works at the Spring Festival Gala in Beijing this year, everyone's attention is extraordinarily high, even almost harsh! They are not newcomers who have just become famous, but artists who have been famous for a long time, who are famous in the field of cross talk, and even single-handedly saved the sluggish cross talk industry back then, so the people's expectations for Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai are very high, so they are all worried!

Zhang Ye's fans are like this.

The same is true of Zhang Ye's friends.

Even Zhang Ye's enemies are quite concerned.

……

Cctv.

There is a summary meeting today, and as soon as the meeting is dispersed, everyone will chat in twos and threes.

The gang of people in the Spring Festival Gala program group have long been eager to scold their mothers, and they don't have a good impression of Zhang Ye, the more than 100 complaints pierce the heart, and they hit the nail on the head, and they can't bear it!

"This surnamed Zhang, let's see what he says tonight!"

"Yes, I'll just listen to his cross talk, let's complain about him too!"

"This one has the thickest skin I've ever seen! His appearance statement is clearly scolding and scolding, and he still has the face to complain about other people's programs? I'm dizzy! ”

"I'll see how he's cursing tonight!"

"I can't scold it, there's a review level."

"If you can't scold people, then who will watch his cross talk? Hehe. ”

Chen Ye.

Xu Yipeng.

Tang Dazhang.

CCTV, cross talk, all walks of life, many people are waiting to see Zhang Ye's jokes today! (To be continued.) )