"Oops laughing stomach aches, Tainyima is funny. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"Now Chen Mo is dumbfounded, right? Don't dare to underestimate the uncle anymore, right? ”

"It's so good!"

"This show is the finale, there is nothing wrong."

"Where is this? At the beginning, I guess the good things are behind! ”

At this moment.

Background.

Quite a few people who are responsible for data statistics.

Director's team.

Leadership of the Working Group.

All of them looked at the big screen on which they were playing, and some people seemed to have a big stone hanging out of their hearts, and even their tempting hearts were raised to their throats.

I have to say that the finale is too important.

Whether or not the ratings can be raised to the finale is crucial.

Whether the ratings of this year's Spring Festival Gala can set a new record again depends on you, Director Zhang, Teacher Jiang Cheng, Teacher Xiao Hong, and Teacher Chen Mo will depend on you.

Of course, the biggest impact in my heart at this moment is the famous sketch masters Wang Li and Xia He.

The faces of cross talk master Cao Shuang and Xiao Xianrou Wu Feng are quite exciting.

Originally, they modified their post-setting very well, but unexpectedly, Chen Mo's combination was even more awesome and almost went to the sky.

At the beginning, they were quite confident in their scripts, and even the heat wave of praise would surpass Chen Mo's group.

never thought that the lethality of this "Not Bad Money" was too great, and even they laughed.

I have to say that the previous "Not Bad Money" still has reservations, otherwise all the hole cards will be revealed, and you will play a yarn?

The revised "Not Bad Money" is really the real script.

on stage.

Jiang Cheng kindly held Zhang Yimou's hands and said, "Here, I've been waiting here for a long time." ”

"Hello hello, may I ask who you are?" Zhang Yimou asked a little blankly.

Jiang Cheng Zheng'er asked, "Who are you looking for?" ”

Zhang Yimou took off the backpack on his shoulder and said, "I'm looking for the Yangtze River Iron Pillar of the Lotus Township Cultural Station." ”

"Find the right one, this is Jiang Tiezhu's father." Jiang Cheng looked at Xiao Hong with a deep look.

"Poof!"

The audience laughed, Nima, can this be fingered?

Xiao Hong explained with a confused face: "No, this Jiang Tiezhu is my father." ”

"I'm Jiang Tiezhu's father, hey! Aren't you looking for your father? ”

"it!" This time, the audience couldn't sit still anymore, and the smiles on their faces didn't stop.

Who the hell is looking for a father with a sick brain? Uncle Jiangcheng, you are making it bad!

Jiang Cheng looked at the dumbfounded Zhang Yimou and said, "No, it's right." ”

Zhang Yimou's dazed appearance didn't seem to be turned around, and he said directly: "Dad!" ”

"Flutter ......" The entire audience laughed.

The audience in front of the TV also laughed and leaned back.

"Hahaha!"

"Oh, I'm laughing dead."

"This one is too capable!"

"Not really! The performance is so good, I really praise them. ”

on stage.

Zhang Yimou, who came back to his senses, said: "I'm looking for your son." ”

Jiang Cheng: "He's waiting for you in the township!" The township is grandly arranged, and the township chief and secretary are waiting for you there! Cloth a hall, finish, make a big room, get a big photo for you to hang in the middle, all around is flowers. ”

"Hahaha......" The audience can already imagine how wonderful the picture is, the photo of Uncle Jiangcheng is still gray and white, right?

At this moment, Zhang Yimou asked dumbfounded: "Brother, what color are the flowers?" ”

"White and yellow, there's everything!"

"Oh~" Zhang Yimou looked awake.

"Really, it's pretty. Everyone, they are waiting for you with their notebooks! Those who waited cried. Waiting for you. ”

Zhang Yimou's eyes almost popped out suddenly, and his expression was really confused.

"Flutter ......" the audience laughed again.

This Nima, all crying? There are still yellow and white ones, what about this funeral?

"Hey, who designed the sketch? It's too lacking in morality. ”

"Not really! I really know how to play, uncle, obey you. ”

The plot continues to develop on stage.

"Teacher Zhang, take a picture of me!" Chen Mo stepped forward and said.

Zhang Yimou looked at Chen Mo in surprise: "You're a waiter, right?" Looks quite tactful. ”

"Hahaha......."

"Chen Mo, you were hacked, scold him."

"Trouble, Zhang Yimou said that you look very tactful, this is unbearable!"

Jiang Cheng pulled Zhang Yimou to sit down and greet him, Zhang Yimou was also full of smiles, Jiang Cheng said excitedly and said to Xiao Hong: "Oh mom, look at this smile, it looks like the photo of your grandfather when he left." ”

Zhang Yimou stiffened, his face was full of fire, and he was more confused, as if he said, this person is sick in the brain, right? Isn't that hurting me?

Who knew that Xiao Hong hurriedly said at this moment: "Hey! Grandpa, look at it, it's more like not laughing. ”

Zhang Yimou was dumbfounded, and almost slipped off the sofa.

"Poof!"

"Oh, I'm laughing to death, it's too bad for this grandfather and grandson to sing and harmonize."

"When the lack of virtue arrives at home, it's not okay to laugh together, and it's not okay not to laugh."

"In this wave of 666, Zhang Yimou fell into the pit again."

started to order, what do you want is no different from the original version of "Not Bad Money", Zhang Yimou said don't order shark fin, Jiang Cheng responded to the fish bone, of course he didn't order it, the last time he ate fish bone, he was stuck This plot detonated the audience again, especially when he said some home-cooked food, everyone laughed when Jiang Cheng hung the pheasant eggs he brought on Chen Mo's body.

The audience was all shocked, I'll it, is this okay?

At the beginning, I brought pheasants or something to pave the way for the following!

After finishing it, Jiang Cheng said, "How many dishes are there?" It's two, so be it! I'll give you a chance, this teacher is coming back, your hotel says no? ”

Chen Mo was quite unhappy and responded directly: "Give one away?" Oh, my mother, uncle, why are you so picky? You said you didn't order one, and we're going to have to take one in when we're done, right? “

Looking at Chen Mo's aggrieved and speechless little eyes and look, the audience laughed again.

Many people are talking about 666 on the barrage, and some people say that the uncle is inflated.

"I said, young man, you are like this, we are not a no-order, after I order, you don't have lobster and abalone." Jiang Cheng said indignantly.

Chen Mo couldn't sit still and retorted directly: "Is there anything you haven't counted in your heart?" ”

"Hahahaha......" the audience laughed.

"What do I have? Don't you say no? Jiang Cheng blinked innocently, looking like he didn't understand you.

Seeing that Jiang Cheng wanted to say something again, Chen Mo cut off and said, "Don't talk, what if there is?" ”

.....

"Not Bad Money" has a total of 21 minutes and 7 seconds, but the effect on the audience is different.

Many viewers don't know what to say except for saying "666".

The next day, the praise of "Not Bad Money" was overwhelming, not bad money became popular, and Chen Mo was also popular.

Especially those classic quotations have been forwarded and sorted out.

"What's the most painful thing in a person's life, you know? It's that people die, and the money is gone! ”

"What is the more painful thing in this life, you know? It's just that people don't die, and money is gone! ”

"You can't pick too hard, you know? How short is this life? As soon as the eyes are closed, the day passes; As soon as you close your eyes and don't open them, your whole life will pass......"

On the first day of the Lunar New Year, the data of the domestic star list is constantly updated.

Many outdated stars went to the Spring Festival Gala and became popular again, and those hot stars became even hotter.

But on the morning of the first day of the Lunar New Year, the popularity lists of many celebrities were updated, but Chen Mo's was not updated, and it was still that.

Many people are depressed, according to Chen Mo's standards, it shouldn't be a problem to be at the forefront of the second line, right?

After all, disfigurement has been in the limelight for a while, and this comeback will be on the Spring Festival Gala, it should be very popular, right?

Even Chen Mo was depressed, what's the matter? Still not moving?

It wasn't until the early morning of the second day of the Lunar New Year that the star list finally came out.

See Chen Mo's ranking.

"Hiss......"

"Gollum ......."

"Hold the grass!"

"How is that possible?"

I saw that Chen Mo's ranking was impressive......