As soon as he heard about one or two thousand, Jiang Cheng on the stage touched his nose in embarrassment and said, "What's that!" Is there a situation where you finish eating today and come to settle the bill tomorrow? ”

"Hit the white stripe?" Chen Mo looked at it in surprise, and the speechlessness with capital letters hung on his face. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Jiang Cheng said weakly: "No, it's not a white strip, it's not bad money, it's rich." ”

As he spoke, he took out four hundred yuan from his pocket and took out one and put it in Chen Mo's hand: "Na! ”

"What do you mean?" Chen Mo was shocked.

"Tip."

I saw that Chen Mo, who was originally a little unhappy, suddenly smiled: "Oh, uncle, you are so bright, you are so handsome." ”

Chen Mo put a hundred yuan in his pocket as he spoke, and Jiang Cheng said a little proudly: "Is it handsome to give a hundred yuan?" I'll tell you! This 100 yuan is not for nothing! When the guests arrive, you must give me enough face, understand? You'll have to carry it around for me when I get to order. ”

"What's going on?"

"Even if you give face again, but you can't spend too hard, I'll order expensive dishes." Jiang Cheng's emphasis on what he said was a little unconfident.

Chen Mo said tentatively: "I'll just say no?" ”

I saw that Jiang Cheng was suddenly ecstatic, and took the initiative to high-five Chen Mo: "Oh mom, you're too powerful, come on, bring some." ”

Xiao Hong took out some change from his pocket and said, "It's all for you." ”

"Here, I'll give you another thirty."

Chen Mo was even more excited: "I'll give you a clear idea!" ”

"Flutter ......" saw this, and the audience laughed again.

I saw that the live broadcast platform was full of: "666! ”

Many people on the forum are talking about it.

"Wow, it's so awesome, Uncle Jiangcheng solved the problem of no money at once."

"You, this is too immoral, isn't it? Don't take people like this. ”

"That's right! But what, in the future, I will invite important guests to dinner and give a hundred tips, Chen Mo, can you carry some for me? ”

Such an opening remark immediately aroused the curiosity of the audience.

Home.

Miao Xiaomiao pursed her lips and said, "Why is Chen Mo so lacking in virtue?" Collect a benefit fee. ”

Chen Xuan also frowned and said, "Why did this bear child accept it?" ”

Susan said angrily: "This is a sketch, a sketch, will Xiao Mo charge people in reality?" ”

The plot continued to develop on the stage, Xiao Hong, who played the girl, said that she was hungry, and the plot about the halo and no money amused everyone again, and sent Chen Mo away, Jiang Cheng looked at Xiao Hong with a ponytail and said, "I'll tell you!" After a while, Mr. Zhang from "Dream Avenue" is here, you must fight for some face for me, okay? It's the best chance of a lifetime, you know? Grandpa has been nurturing you for over forty years. ”

I saw Xiao Hong's face full of confusion and said, "Grandpa, how old am I?" ”

Audience: Hahahahaha......

More than forty years? How old is Xiao Hong, the queen of heaven? I'm only in my early twenties at most, right? Even play a character that is only in his teens, right? Uncle Jiangcheng, you're here to be funny, right?

Jiang Cheng said seriously: "I still trained your father for more than 30 years? ”

Audience: "Poof! ”

Laughing, what does nurturing her dad have to do with nurturing her? This old man.

At this time, the audience has already entered the play, because the sense of substitution is really good, and the whole process is a laugh.

"Your dad is a half-finished product, and I have trained him to become the head of the cultural station, you must surpass him, are you confident?"

"Yes!"

"Show your determination."

Xiao Hong said to the audience: "I designated the waves of Honghu Lake to fight the waves, and the back waves of the Yangtze River pushed the front waves, one wave is stronger than the other, and I slapped my father on the beach." ”

"Aspiring!" Both men clenched their fists to show their determination.

At this time, the audience burst into laughter again.

The form in which the grandfather and grandson expressed their determination is really amazing.

The live channel is full of it: 666.

"Bunker, this plot is too awesome."

"Haha! I won't accept anyone, but my uncle will obey you. ”

"Xiao Hong's father: The baby is bitter, but the baby doesn't say it."

Saying that, Chen Mo, who played Xiao Shenyang in the plot, brought the marinade, Xiao Hong said that it was salty, and Jiang Cheng asked Chen Mo to go to the whole cup of free boiled water.

At this time, Zhang Yimou, the chief director of the Spring Festival Gala, appeared on the scene wearing a black cotton jacket and carrying a bag, and the whole person looked capable and amiable.

"Good!" At this time, the whole scene was full of cheers.

Zhang Yimou's fame is too great, first of all, the entire on-site layout of the Heavenly Olympics last year was planned by Zhang Yimou.

Secondly, the movies directed by Zhang Yimou are quite classics, many of which have been well received at home and abroad, and have won gold awards many times.

After all, there are less than 30 actors and actresses in China combined!

Three people represent more than one-third of the number, and Zhang Yimou invisibly has the title of the strongest director in the kingdom of heaven.

Even General Ma, who was killed by Chen Mo, could not shake Zhang Yimou's status in China.

Zhang Yimou has not appeared on the screen many times, but he is the host of the famous "People's Avenue" in Heaven.

This is equivalent to the "Avenue of Stars" in Earth China, rooted in the people, and excavating people with potential and dreams.

Therefore, Zhang Yimou was quite loved by the people, and when Zhang Yimou appeared, the audience applauded.

Chen Mo saw Zhang Yimou excitedly stepped forward and exclaimed, "Don't move, oops, aren't you that person?" ”

"Who?" Zhang Yimou was a little surprised by Chen Mo's blockade.

Chen Molan pointed out and said thoughtfully: "It's not that, I'm stunned!" Don't make noise, don't make noise. ”

The audience who saw this scene all laughed, Chen Mo was really funny.

"Zhu Jun? It's not Zhu Jun! White rock pine? No. Chen Mo said.

At this time, the picture was cut very well, and the host Zhu Jun was full of depression, as if I was lying down and was shot?

Bai Yansong at the scene was full of laughter, and the audience in front of the TV was also happy.

"Lao Zhang? Are you Teacher Zhang? ”

Zhang Yimou looked at the hungry Chen Mo's body and involuntarily took a few steps back: "My surname is Zhang." ”

"Oh mom, Teacher Zhang is here? Why did you get out? Come on, come on! It's time to run in a moment, Mr. Zhang! Chen Mo hugged Zhang Yimou's arm excitedly.

"Poof!" The audience burst into laughter again.

Do you mean that co-authors should live on TV? People are not allowed to come out, huh?

At this time, Jiang Cheng hurriedly stood up: "What are you doing?" It's noisy, let the wolf get rid of it, what's this? ”

Chen Mo pointed at Zhang Yimou a little hurriedly: "Teacher Zhang." ”

Jiang Cheng said with a look of understanding that I understood: "I know, this is the guest I want to invite." ”

"Hahaha......" The audience was happy again.

Countless netizens on the barrage said, "Uncle Jiangcheng is pretending to be forced!" ”