Chapter 123: Django Rescued

The 2007 Penal Code does not provide for the offence of theft. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Thieves stealing more than 2,000 yuan may constitute a crime, and they must be sent to prison to undergo chrysanthemum reform. And the pickpockets who steal less than 2,000 each time will be administratively detained for 15 days at most.

This is also the reason why many thieves are caught by the police and let go. Ten years later, the criminal law closed this loophole, and multiple thefts could also be criminalized. This phenomenon is much less common.

Xiao Liu listened to Sun Suo's instructions and took out his mobile phone again and called Tie Guan Li.

In less than half an hour, Han Dong saw two police officers walking towards them again. They also had two ladies' purses in their hands. Yu Shan and the two girls cheered when they saw it, and it seemed that it was indeed their wallets.

"Mr. Abuza, we have finally lived up to our mission. After our vigorous investigation, your wallet has finally been recovered. ”

Sun Suo is an old oilman, and when he looks at the expressions of the two girls, he knows that things are right. He graciously handed it to Yu Shan and the two. The second daughter looked through her wallet, and after finding that there were a lot of documents and money, she nodded at Han Dong.

Seeing this, Han Dong muttered an alien language to Lao Hei again. The old black face nodded expressionlessly, and responded with the same grunt. The conversation between the two of them, even the most knowledgeable translator in the world, could not decipher the contents.

Han Dong pretended to be the two public security interpreters and said, "Mr. Abza is satisfied with your efficiency. He said that the matter ended here and that he would not report it to the embassy. But he said he couldn't let go of the thief who stole the bag. ”

"He said that if he caught a thief in their tribe, he would strip the thief naked and hang him up and play his little brother 200 times."

Han Dong's expression was very ambiguous when he said this, and the two policemen were very distressed when they heard this, they were afraid that this old black man would make some kind of moth. Shameless, Yu Shan and the two daughters couldn't help but be ashamed, and scolded Han Dong in their hearts.

Playing the little brother of the old man? Sun Suo and Xiao Liu are disgusted when they think about it. Han Dong saw that the two public security officers had strange faces, and his heart was about to bloom. Lao Tzu is really a tricky expert!

"Well, though, I explained to Mr. Abuza that we are a modern country governed by the rule of law and that corporal punishment is not allowed. Fifteen days of detention for such a thief is almost enough. Mr. Abuza expressed his admiration for the rule of law and civilization in our country, and he said that it would be done! ”

Han Dong came as soon as he opened his mouth. Nima, who stole Lao Tzu's future wife's wallet, how can it be so easy to uncover? You have to give her bald skin.

Sun Suo breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, the foreigner's request was not too much, otherwise it would be really difficult to step down. "Detention, detention!" Sun Suo immediately became ruthless, and someone had to report to the bureau today.

Only then did Han Dong leave with Lao Hei and the two daughters satisfied. It wasn't until the old black and sturdy figure disappeared that Xiao Liu scolded indignantly: "This Nima foreigner is really lenient!" ”

Sun Suo's mind is relatively clear, "This old black is quite interesting, and he didn't make a big deal out of it." Otherwise, you and I won't be able to eat and walk around. ”

"To tell the truth, today we were able to escape, thanks to this patriotic young man!" Xiao Liu nodded sympathetically, this is true!

If it weren't for Han Dong's translation and mediation, the theft of Lao Hei would most likely have caused a diplomatic incident. The two of them are estimated to have separated from each other. Sun felt scared when he thought about it, and the back of his neck was covered with fine cold sweat.

Therefore, he became more and more angry with Tie Guan Li, and someone must be reporting to the bureau today!

Han Dong took the three of them to a convenience store, and when he saw that the two police officers couldn't see the four of them, he took out 500 yuan and threw it to Lao Hei Jim.

“Jim,youareafuckinggenius!” (Jim, you're a fucking genius!) )

Jim was very happy and said that he had indeed acted in Hengdian Film and Television City, and he aspired to be a superstar like Will Smith. He spat and counted five Grandpa Mao, and enthusiastically had a black-style shoulder bump and fist bump with Han Dong.

Jim said that he could still be found in the future if he had such a good job. Han Dong rolled his eyes, thinking to himself, fuck your eggs, your family is losing their wallets every day.

He waved his hand impatiently at Lao Hei and flickered him, "I'm planning a blockbuster movie to rescue black people, I've thought of a name, it's called "Django Rescued", and I invite you to audition when the time comes." ”

Jim said that the movie was cool and that he would come to visit Han Dong during the casting. Han Dong finally drove him away like a fly~

Hua Shizuka looked at Han Dongmei's eyes with ripples, this guy is really resourceful. If it weren't for him, their wallets wouldn't have been retrieved so quickly.

"What is resourceful, is a big fool." This is Yu Shan's true feelings about Han Dong.

"Thank you, Han Dong!" Shizuka Hana's gratitude is palpable. Han Dong smiled and waved his hand to show that he was welcome.

Yu Shan looked at the two of them suspiciously, Han Dong was obviously ill-intentioned, otherwise he wouldn't have paid out of his own pocket to help them. Jing Jing is obviously a stupid white sweet, don't fall for Han Dong's job.

Yu Shan counted out 600 yuan from the small purse and handed it over, "Na, 500 yuan is for you, and 100 yuan is for hard work." ”

Han Dong is now a small master, and he doesn't look down on these hundreds of dollars at all. Besides, how can I help my future wife and collect money, how can I talk when we meet in the future?

Han Dong didn't entangle with them too much, and left after a few words. Yu Shan saw Han Dong's ill-intentioned eyes when he left, and his heart became even more vigilant.

Jingjing is a pure little flower, but you can't let the big flicker run away. How did she know that Han Dong was looking at her.

The current Yu Shan does not conform to Han Dong's aesthetics, and according to her own words, she has no intention of falling in love now. Han Dong is not in a hurry, he will go to tease when he has time, and when the tomboy flowers bloom, he will come back and pick them up.

"Jingjing, I think this kid Han Dong is interesting to you! You see, he helped us get our wallets back, and he didn't want any money, not even a phone, just to get away with it! ”

Hua Shizuka's face was flushed when Yu Shan said it, and she pinched Yu Shan, "You want to die!" ”

She looked at the direction of Han Dong's departure, feeling a little shy and a little sweet in her heart. Han Dong is good-looking, resourceful, and looks even worse, which is quite lethal to an innocent little beauty like her. Not to mention, today I also heroically saved the United States. He's the perfect lover for girls!

Yu Shan slapped her forehead, forehead, quietly committed a nymphomaniac, dangerous! You can't let this fragrant flower be picked by Han Dong's little ruffian.

If Han Dong hears her heart, he will have a dead heart, he doesn't mean anything to Hua Shizuka, his target is Yu Shan~ This misunderstanding is a bit big, so big that it will not be easy to explain clearly for a long time in the future.

I didn't leave a phone because it was not necessary, and he remembered Yu Shan's phone when he was an undergraduate. Who made this Nizi like to use her phone number as a bank card password? So much so that Han Dong became familiar with all the mobile phone numbers used by Yu Shan after marriage.

Two flowers bloom, one on each side, and then look at the cold side. After he got the black materials provided by Han Dong, he immediately organized experts to verify them.

Yuan Zhouzi and his wife Wang Lihua plagiarized plagiarism, and it seems to be well-founded. The allegations of misappropriation of anti-counterfeiting funds are not well substantiated. But that's enough for the cold.

Early the next morning after getting Yuan Zhouzi's black materials, Han Han launched a direct and fierce attack on Yuan Zhouzi.

He published a 10,000-word long article on his blog - "Fighting Fake Saints or Gold Rascals? 》。 In this blog, Han Han used his usual humorous and caustic methods to bombard Yuan Zhouzi as a big hooligan who committed fraud and personal vendetta in the name of fighting counterfeits.

The article listed Yuan Zhouzi's plagiarism of the physics thesis of Professor Bitbatra of the Department of Physics of the University of Liverpool, his alma mater, Yuan Zhouzi's wife's graduation thesis plagiarized the thesis of Professor Liu Cixi of Eastern Guangdong University, and Yuan Zhouzi's misappropriation of anti-counterfeiting funds for extravagant consumption.

In less than an hour after its posting, the blog has been read more than 3 million times and retweeted more than 400,000 times. The weapon created by Han Dong exerted the greatest power in Han Han's hands.

Netizens who are very Yuan and Ting Han launched a fierce battle under Hanhan's blog, and people from all walks of life have come on the field.

"I like to watch the second season of the Han Yuan War, and the small bench is ready. Do not sell melon seed mineral water~" This is the passing melon-eating masses are talking nonsense.

"I rubbed, I didn't expect him to be such an elbow. I've given him 32 likes before! This is the awakening of netizens who don't know the truth.

"Pay back my hard-earned money. I was going to use the money to go to a doctor or a lawyer! This is the confession of a veteran deceived.

"Spreading rumors and slandering my family's elbows will not be a good death!!" This is Yuan Zhouzi's true love fan swearing for him.