"What do you ask, haven't you ever seen anyone lose their wallet?"

The girl next to her just covered her face and cried, and Yu Shan was upset by her. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info coupled with Han Dong, a stranger, being nosy and asking questions, Yu Shan replied quietly.

When Han Dong heard this, he was scorched by thunder. Yu Shan's fierce personality is really too Nima for him... Kind! Yu Shan later changed from a tomboy to a little goddess, but her fierce character has not changed.

Yu Shan didn't have time to talk to Han Dong, so she asked the girl next to her again, "Jingjing, did you go out in the morning and put away our wallets?" ”

The girl who called Jingjing choked up and replied, "Put it away~"

As soon as Han Dong heard her name Jingjing, he knew who this crying girl was.

In Yu Shan's undergraduate dormitory, there is a girl named Shizuka Hana. Han Dong has also seen the photo of Yu Shan and Hua Shizuka, but he didn't match the number when they met for the first time.

In the dormitory, Yu Shan and Hua Shizuka are the best, and the two are always mixed together. Hua Shizuka looks petite and exquisite, but her face is charming and abnormal. Compared with Yu Shan, a tomboy, Hua Shizuka is like a delicate flower with an attractive fragrance, which is very attractive to bees and butterflies.

The boys' pursuit of Hana Shizuka is endless, and the boys lining up to confess under their dorm room are in groups. On the contrary, the tomboy Yu Shan is not cared for.

After Han Dong got married, he smiled and said that thanks to Hua Shizuka's excellent cover, otherwise the wolves would have discovered Yu Shan's potential stock sooner or later, and he would not have been able to get Yu Shan's first love.

Han Dong knew that Yu Shan had a strong temperament, so he deliberately stabbed her in a weird way, "I've seen a lot of people who lost their wallets, but I haven't seen anyone who blames their roommates for losing their wallets at the train station." ”

The train station is crowded with snakes, and how many three hands are working diligently. Han Dong guessed that most of the wallets of the two were stolen by them.

Yu Shan glared at Han Dong, "How do you know she's my roommate?" ”

Hua Shizuka stopped crying, and pulled Yu Shan's sleeve to signal her not to do much. The first time they came to the capital to play, they were not familiar with the place, and more things were better than less. The man in front of him doesn't look like a good person!

"You'd better care about how to get your wallet back first, okay?" Han Dong rolled his eyes at this middle two girl who didn't know the point.

"You have to take care of it!" Yu Shan crossed her hands on her hips and saluted Han Dong in return.

Han Dong touched his nose, thinking that if it wasn't for the fate of the two of us, the ghost would be willing to meddle with your affairs. You think Lao Tzu is so idle.

Yu Shan was a little proud when she saw that Han Dong was choked speechless by herself. She didn't care about Han Dong's onlookers, and squatted down again and rummaged through her duffel bag.

"Hey, don't flip it. At the train station, I found that I had lost my wallet, most likely by a thief. You don't even know this little bit of common sense, do you? ”

Han Dong said a word. Yu Shan and Hua Shizuka both stood up and looked at Han Dong with unkind expressions. If Han Dong hadn't just appeared, they would all suspect that Han Dong was the thief.

"Shanshan, let's call the police!" Shizuka Hana suggested in a coquettish voice. Yu Jian was a little moved, and now he can only turn to the police for help.

Unexpectedly, Han Dong's kid became noisy again, "What's the use of calling the police?" This kind of small case, the railway station has not a thousand but eight hundred a day. I dare to pack the ticket, after you call the police, the police will only make a record for you, and then let you go back and wait for news, and then... Then, there is no then~"

Han Dong poured a scoop of cold water on the two girls. He is telling the truth, this kind of small case does not use some means, and he will not be able to get his wallet back for ten lifetimes.

"You don't have to worry about our affairs, please leave!" Yu Shan fearlessly scolded Han Dong. The boy in front of him is trying to mix his own affairs, and it seems that most of them have some intentions.

I can't complain that Yu Shan thinks too much, anyone who encounters a self-acquaintance like Han Dong will be suspicious in his heart.

"Cut, if it weren't for the fact that everyone is both a fellow countryman and an alumnus, I wouldn't have bothered to take care of your stubble."

Han Dong half-truthed nonsense, in his memory, he and Yu Shan were in the same school until three years later.

Hua Shizuka's sister-in-law Liang didn't have any scheming, and asked in surprise: "You are also from Nancai?" "The so-called Nancai is Southern University of Finance and Economics, which is one of the best universities in finance and economics.

Han Dong nodded, "If it's fake, Han Dong, a first-year student at Nancai Law School." ”

Han Dong speaks Mandarin of Hunan Province, and he doesn't doubt that he is a fellow countryman, Yu Shan. It's just that how did Han Dong know that they were students of Nancai? They don't seem to know Han Dong!

Nancai Law School is also quite famous, Yu Shan couldn't distinguish between truth and falsehood for a while, so she could only say something to verify, "How do you know that we are Nancai?" ”

Han Dong pointed at her and rummaged through her bag, "Your student ID is on the ground." ”

When the two girls first came out of the campus, where was Han Dong's big opponent, but in just a few words, Han Dong won their trust. In their opinion, Han Dong is both an alumnus and a fellow countryman, and he will not lie to them if he wants to.

"If you want to get your wallet back quickly, you can only listen to me." As an old driver, Han Dong mastered the rhythm of driving at once.

The two women nodded. The tears on Hua Jingxiang's face have not dried, and there is a kind of pear blossom with rain, and I see the taste of pity. Han Dong couldn't help but look at her twice. Yu Shanhu stared suspiciously at Han Dong's every move. Could it be that this kid fell in love with our family quietly, so he took action?

The more she thought about it, the more likely it was that Jingjing was a fragrant flower, and few of the boys could walk when they saw Jingjing.

"You're waiting for me here."

Han Dong threw down a sentence and looked around for the figure of the foreigner. The key to whether the wallet can be found is in this trick.

“Hello，couldyoudomeafavor？ (Harrow, can you do me a favor?) Han Dong even asked a few foreigners, but they were ruthlessly refused. Nima, this foreigner is not authentic, doesn't it mean that foreigners are all foreign Lei Feng?

Han Dong was busy for a long time before he found an old black Jim who was tall and tall. Jim was as black as the bottom of the pot, and he was willing to help, but he opened his mouth and asked for a tip of 500 yuan.

Nima, a tip of 500 yuan for half an hour's trick, why don't you grab it? It seems that Lao Mei is racist against you for a reason! Han Dong couldn't find other foreigners who were willing to cooperate for a while, so he could only pinch his nose and be slaughtered by Lao Hei Jim.

Han Dong walked towards the second daughter with Jim, whose heart was darker than his face. Jim's presence startled the second daughter.

Hua Shizuka asked Yu Shan in a trembling voice, "Shanshan, he won't sell us to, will he?" ”

Yu Shan calmly patted Hua Shizuka's hand and signaled that she was fine. She didn't believe that Han Dong dared to be so arrogant in broad daylight. However, she held Hua Shizuka's little hand tightly, and she was too nervous in her heart. After all, Jim, who is as strong as an ox and black as charcoal, has too much visual impact on them.

"Let me introduce you to you, Nicholas. Jim, my good friend. These two are Hua Shizuka and Yu Shan. ”

Old Black Jim greeted him in a friendly manner, revealing two rows of large white teeth. These two rows of white teeth are very white against the background of the skin tone. It was as if there was a "ding" sound, and a flash of white light quickly swept through his white teeth.

Hua Shizuka's gums are shaking, and she can't use her strength to run away as hard as noodles.

Han Dong couldn't help but laugh when he saw the scared expressions of the two girls, "Mr. Nicholas Jim was invited by me to report the case for you." With his help, you should be able to get your wallets back in less than an afternoon. ”

"Can't we call the police ourselves? Why are you looking for an old black? Yu Shan asked boldly.

"Find an international friend, the police will pay more attention." Han Dong replied briefly.

Ten years later, telephone poles in the capital were plastered with small advertisements such as "foreigners report crimes on their behalf". It's 2007, and you're not familiar with this trick. In order to quickly retrieve their wallets for them, Han Dong said that he had to use some despicable small means.

This move seems to damage the national dignity, but in fact it is also a helpless move. It is a well-known fact that foreigners are superior to others in our country. In order to retrieve the wallet for his future wife, Han Dong used the power of the wilderness.

The police not only pay more attention to it, it is simply a divine soldier! Within two minutes of Han Dong's phone call to report the case, two uniformed police officers had already come over to inquire about the situation.

"Hello Mr. Officer, I'm the tour guide Han Dong. This is my client, Mr. Mobutu Abu Dhabia, the second son of the Chieftain of Abu Dhabi in the Republic of the Congo, who had just come to the capital for a trip and encountered a thief. His friends, two beautiful ladies, had their wallets stolen. ”

Old black Jim has good acting skills, and roared twice cooperatively. The two public security officers looked at each other, I wipe, this is a stall! It's a big deal!

They couldn't understand what Lao Hei said. Fortunately, with Han Dong's translator, they learned that there was an international lawsuit on their territory.

"Mr. Abuza is furious and is ready to protest to our Ministry of Foreign Affairs through the Congolese Embassy! He said that his father was a very powerful big chief in the Congo and that it was an insult to his and his father's reputation that this happened! ”

After hearing this, the two public security officers had another pain in the egg, these foreigners can really toss. It's just a loss of wallets, protests and insults. They are also a little at a loss, and if this matter continues, they will definitely eat and hang.

Han Dong pretended to appease the angry "Abuza", and the old black Jim barely quieted down, but his expression was still very unhappy.

Han Dong quietly gave him a thumbs up, don't look at Lao Hei who looks as he likes, his acting skills are indeed not bad. No wonder the asking price is 500, it seems that most of him has studied in Hengdian Film and Television School.

"Mr. Officer, through my patient and meticulous reassurance, Mr. Abuza finally relented, and he said that as long as his friend's wallet can be recovered, this matter will not be to blame!"

Yu Shan and her little friends were stunned by Han Dong's shamelessness! You can still play like this?! They completely witnessed the whole scene, Han Dong is also a producer, director, dramatist, starring, and supporting role, and he actually fooled the wise and martial police uncle!

What's even funnier is that Han Dong's acting skills are actually not bad. It's almost a Golden Horse Award, but what kind of Golden Rooster, Hundred Flowers and Golden Eagles, Han Dong is definitely qualified!

Yu Shan has just watched a film called "Love Saint (1991)", Han Dong is like Cheng Sheng starring Zhou Xingxing! However, Han Dong was obviously helping them, but they didn't say anything to expose this liar.

The two police officers breathed a sigh of relief when they heard this, as long as this foreigner with a background didn't make trouble. They smiled and expressed their gratitude to Han Dong, a patriotic young man. Han Dong's face was righteous and awe-inspiring, "Mr. Police Officer, you don't have to be polite, this is what I should do." ”

Shameless! Big flicker! This is Yu Shan's evaluation of Han Dong. What Han Dong didn't expect was that he was kind enough to help Yu Shan, but he had a bad impression.

The two police officers are familiar with the thieves in the area. Pickpockets, big and small, they have been caught, released, and caught, and they have dealt with each other.

After the two asked about the style of the wallet, they promised Han Dong to help them find the wallet as soon as possible, and asked him to calm Mr. Abuza first. Han Dong said that he did his best not to embarrass the country. The two public security officers nodded appreciatively, and they almost presented a pennant to commend Han Dong's patriotism.

"Xiao Liu, call Tie Guan Li, if his people steal something, let him hand it over quickly." The two policemen walked into the distance, and the older policeman lit a cigarette and instructed the other.

The public security officer who called Xiao Liu answered and started calling. After a while, Xiao Liu reported, "Sun Suo, Tie Guan Li said that their people did touch a similar bag, but I don't know if it's Lao Hei." ”

"What so much nonsense, let them send it over in ten minutes, if there is less stuff in it, all the will be in the bureau."

The man who called Sun Suo threw the half-smoked cigarette on the ground and stomped on it twice. These fucking eggs, all the troubles for Lao Tzu, will serve you sooner or later.

(The plot of the foreigner's report is purely made up, please don't sit down with reality!) If you want to spray, spray gently. Twist does not produce jokes, twist is just a porter of jokes. ）