Chapter 5 Thank you for showing me the films
We, the men who claim to be ace barristers, are currently struggling with a mobile phone. The roommate www.biquge.info was very tolerant of Han Dong, and when he heard that Han Dong didn't have a mobile phone, he enthusiastically asked Han Dong to copy down his number, and when he had something, he called and greeted, and he was always there.
However, what bothered Han Dong was that just one day after applying for a student loan, he became a well-known man in the entire Binhai University Law School.
After Han Dong applied for a student loan, he walked around the campus, still familiar with the recipe or the original taste, and the gray sky made the campus look very bleak.
When I returned to the dorm, I found that my roommates were there. Looking at their sympathetic gazes, Han Dong felt inexplicable. "Han Dong, if you have any difficulties, say it, and the brothers will definitely help if they can." Xiao Lizi was the first to speak, Xiao Lizi was as warm and kind as he remembered, generous and bold, and the mantra was "If I have a stutter, I will have a friend".
"It's not difficult," Han Dongzhang and the second monk were puzzled. "Han Dong, Liu Bin said everything about you, I didn't expect you to be so pitiful, Xiao Lizi is right, if you have any difficulties, you must help." Several of the other roommates also nodded desperately.
Han Dong finally knew what was going on, it was Liu Bin's big mouth again. I really want to smoke it. "It's not difficult, it's been solved, thank you, brother." Han Dong was touched by his roommate's enthusiasm, but still shook his head, and they couldn't help much with his own plans.
"Han Dong, is Han Dong here?" When the brothers were pushing three or four, a disgusting voice came in, and when I heard the voice, I knew that Liu Bin was coming.
"Do you have a problem?" Han Dong hugged his shoulders and stopped at the door of the dormitory. Liu Bin greeted the brothers in the dormitory at the door with a smile, then looked at Han Dong and said, "Han Dong, your family is in trouble, Teacher Zhang has told us." Han Dong couldn't wait to inflict an old punch on the face of the slender donkey in front of him, and his face blossomed.
"Well, I heard that you said in front of your classmates that I was old and difficult," Han Dong said through gritted teeth, his eyes spewing a burning light.
Liu Bin didn't hear Han Dong's voiceover, and waved his hand disappreciatively, "We are all classmates, we should help each other, do you want me to help you start a fundraiser in the class?" ”。 Liu Bin was a little intoxicated after speaking, and it was really fun to help others, and the ancients didn't lie to me.
"Recruit your uncle". Han Dong really wants to spray this shit on his face, if he really does this, he may become famous. "Get out" Liu Bin was just about to say how you dog bite Lu Dongbin doesn't know the hearts of good people, but when he saw the cold light in Han Dong's eyes, and the thick little arms exposed by rolling up his sleeves, he swallowed what he wanted to say.
"Brothers, let's talk about it again" Liu Bin snorted and retreated.
Driving away the annoying flies, in order to divert his roommate's attention, Han Dong took out the English word book and pretended to review it. In 2006, there were 150 students in three classes, and the English courses were taught by different teachers.
And there will be exams soon after admission.,Although I remember that I passed the English special eight at the graduate level.,But I haven't touched English since I work.,Now it's a cram word.,It's a grinding gun.。
Lao Bai is now full of curiosity about Han Dong, "Dongzi, it's just about playing in college, what books are you reading, let's go, brother go to a few Internet cafes DOTA." If it was Han Dong in his memory, he would definitely be pulled into this Dota squad soon. But now, it's a new Han Dong.
"No, I suggest you also review your English, and you will have an English test soon." The freshman year is commonly known as the "senior year of high school", and the brothers who have just been liberated from the college entrance examination have not yet gotten rid of the shadows, and as soon as they heard that they were going to take the exam, they immediately became nervous.
Only Xiao Wenwen doesn't care very much, Xiao Wenwen is a little fat man, from a wealthy area in Jiangsu and Zhejiang, and he doesn't care much about his academic performance.
"Dongzi, is it true? Don't scare a few brothers," Xiao Wenwen said, but his face didn't matter.
This time, Han Dong didn't pretend to be a master anymore, and made up a lie revealed by Teacher Zhang. Sure enough, the brothers looked a little flustered, they all looked like scumbags, exactly the same as in their memories, otherwise they would not have been admitted to this third-rate college.
In my memory, Han Dong's English grades in the undergraduate stage were not good, and he unsurprisingly entered the slow class in the entrance test, and was abused by an English graduate student with a northeast accent who was worse than death, the teacher's appearance was as bad as his spoken language, and few people in the whole class fell in love with this class. Han Dong's English later improved by leaps and bounds, and it was also for the graduate school entrance examination, which made a lot of hard work.
The English class in the fast class is different, not only is there an associate professor of the English department, but also a doctor who graduated from the London School of Economics and Political Science, and he was promoted to associate professor after one year at the school.
It is said that this associate professor is a genius girl, 27 years old has graduated with a doctorate, and is currently 28 years old, the most important thing is that listening to the introduction of the college's masturbation, this genius girl looks sweet, conquered the hearts of every otaku in the fast class, and her class attendance rate is 100%.
In my memory, Han Dong is also a scumbag, his hobby is games, and he has no interest in the genius girl Shenma. This time, Han Dong wants to see and see who the genius beautiful girl is.
The English test has not yet started, and the class meeting is coming as scheduled, and most of the students in the class are scumbags, from all corners of the world. There are also a few students who are not good at quality, reminiscing about their career as a top student, and hating why they were admitted to this third-rate college.
Among them, the most prominent performance is a female classmate named Ran Jing in Yu Province, who almost beat her chest. Han Dong can't help but have some contempt for them, and if they come, they will be safe, understand? The added ten-year memory made Han Dong deeply realize that those who dwell on the past have no future.
However, this classmate named Ran Jing is a full beauty Lori: short hair with ears, petite, 158cm appearance, porcelain doll-like white and tender face, and her appearance is very pure and lovely, but her figure has not opened yet, and it is a pity that she is flat.
Han Dong didn't want to be in the limelight, so he planned to make a hasty move in the self-introduction session. I saw Liu Bin in the audience, laughing and chatting with the classmates sitting on the left and right, and pointing at himself from time to time, I couldn't help but feel a little disgusted. Soon, Han Dong came up with a great idea. He suddenly inserted a paragraph in his self-introduction, "Here, I want to thank a classmate"
Han Dong paused, and looked at Liu Bin in the audience, it was you who disgusted me first, so don't blame me for retribution. Han Dong in his memory doesn't dare to cause trouble and is afraid of things, Han Dong at this moment just wants to have a good life, as for offending a big-mouthed classmate, it's not a matter at all.
"He's Liu Bin, come, Brother Bin, stand up" Han Dong smiled all over his face. Liu Bin was inexplicable, but he couldn't be coaxed when he was ordered, so he stood up directly, what does this kid want to thank me? Liu Bin was confused, but listening to the tone didn't seem to be a bad thing, the embarrassment on his face dissipated, and he calmed down. Finally showed a familiar face in front of his classmates, and he was even a little happy.
The classmates looked at Liu Bin and Han Dong, and they didn't know what stories were between them. Han Dong decided not to sell Guanzi, and said in a sincere tone: "It was Brother Bing who opened a window for me, everyone knows that my hometown is in a ravine and I have never seen anything in the world, and yesterday, Brother Bing took out his computer and took me to watch that kind of film for the first time, and since then I feel that I have grown up."
Before Han Dong finished speaking, there was a lot of laughter below, the boy covered his stomach exaggeratedly, the girl covered her mouth reservedly, and everyone made up the passionate picture when watching the film, and the scene was a sea of joy. Only then did Liu Bin know that he had been fooled, and his face was instantly red and about to drip blood, "Whoever took you to watch that kind of film, you don't want to spew blood."
The little boy who just went to college is still relatively innocent, and he usually watches movies secretly by himself, and he can't afford to be known by others and joke. Han Dong grasped this psychology, and generously admitted that Liu Bin took him to watch that kind of film.
The classmates didn't laugh at Han Dong, but they ridiculed, disdainful, disdainful, and blamed Liu Bin. Even if everyone laughs at Han Dong, Han Dong doesn't care, after a few years of mixing in society, he has long been an old fritter. Even Confucius said that it is also color-eating.
Liu Bin had to continue to argue, he pointed at his classmates, laughed loudly, and his lungs were about to explode. The class meeting was presided over by Mr. Zhang Jie, Secretary of the Youth League Committee of the Law School, who saw that the scene was out of control and had to intervene, "Students, the university is a place of learning, I hope everyone will put their minds on the right path, and individual students will not bring other students badly."
After speaking, he glanced at Liu Bin, who was like a bamboo pole with a pestle, and the accusation was overflowing, Liu Bin's face was pale, and the good impression that he had finally established in Mr. Zhang's heart was ruined, and it seemed that most of the things about running for class president were in vain.
This kind of thing is useless even if it is justified, who hasn't gone to college? It's an open secret that college boys watch movies, and the enlightenment education of college students across the country is done by the Japanese.
After Teacher Zhang finished speaking, he warned Han Dong with his eyes and motioned him to stop talking nonsense. In his five-year career as a judge, who has Han Dong never met? Murderers, high-ranking officials, super-rich, thieves, robbers, poor people, Mr. Zhang's murderous aura is just a drizzle.
Han Dong pressed with one hand, and the classmates quickly quieted down, wanting to hear what else Han Dong had to expose.