The lazy cat cried to death and live, Chu Nanxiong didn't persuade a few words, it was already on fire, he picked up his crutches and hit the lazy cat's buttocks: "Something that is not productive, isn't it just that the lottery expires, so if you want to die, I, the boss, will give you a ride." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

The lazy cat sobbed: "That's five million, enough for me to eat and die for the rest of my life." ”

The owner who sold the lottery ticket persuaded: "Little brother, you are too naïve to think about it, marry a daughter-in-law, buy a suite, where is five million enough to spend." ”

The lazy cat was stunned, so he couldn't even earn money for a house and a daughter-in-law, could he still live this life?

"I decided that I wanted to go abroad. Brother Nan, you go abroad with me! With the ability of the two of us, we can find a small country to overthrow their regime, you will be the king, I will be the general, money and women, status and house, anything can be easily obtained. ”

The lazy cat suddenly rose with a sense of pride that he didn't have a place to stay here, and Chu Nanxiong said angrily: "I'm not interested in symmetrical king, I want to go to you yourself." ”

The lazy cat scratched his head: "No way, after I become king, I will call the boss to come for sightseeing." ”

"Let's talk about it when I have time," Chu Nanxiong didn't dare to say that he would definitely go.

The conversation between the two, in the ears of others, is completely a dialogue between the second and second middle patients, and it is not convincing at all.

The lazy cat was not crying, and took Chu Nanxiong home, he went home and searched the Internet to find which small country was in war, so he could smuggle it over.

When Chu Nanxiong returned home, Feng Ling had already prepared a table of dishes, but because he came back a little late, the dishes were a little cold.

Feng Ling didn't say anything, for the New Year, everything must be celebrated.

After the New Year, Feng Ling couldn't rest assured that Chutian was in the end, so she set off to catch up, leaving her sister and brother at home.

In the next time, Chu Nanxiong was busy writing his winter vacation homework and had no time to go out.

On February 6, Nantai High School opened.

Under the blue sky, the morning breeze that invades the bone marrow blows on the streets and alleys, and on the gentle ramp outside Nantai High School, the deserted season has passed, and the students who have arrived add a bit of vitality to the place.

A row of weeping willows, with emerald green willow branches swaying in the morning breeze, forms a peaceful picture. The students who broke into this picture did not bring the slightest abruptness, but merged with the scene.

Chu Nanxiong is just one of many students.

He parked his car and hurried leisurely to the classroom.

Back at the door of Class C, he heard an exclamation coming from inside. When I entered the door, a strange person was performing on the podium, and his hands turned into axes, muzzles, and broadswords, causing the students who had arrived early to exclaim.

Chu Nanxiong wiped his eyes to confirm that he was not mistaken, and he exclaimed, ", who are you kid?" ”

The person performing is 1.75 meters tall, with a well-defined appearance, a strong body, and at least eight-pack abs. The worst thing is that the man is wearing a blue and white school uniform.

He jumped off the podium and said energetically: "Boss, I'm Ye Liang, can't you see it?" ”

Chu Nanxiong was shocked: "Are you going to the battlefield or to the human body transformation room?" ”

Ye Liang laughed and said: "What do you say, after a winter vacation, of course people will change a little." It's true that I've changed a bit, but you're exaggerating. ”

"When I stepped on the battlefield, I accidentally lost my limbs and lower body by a shell, and it happened that Fei helped me find the world's number one doctor and helped me perform an operation, and since then I have seventy-two skills."

Chu Nanxiong said suddenly: "You are not a human body transformation, you are a whole human body and the parts have been replaced." ”

Ye Liang took out a foreign cigarette from his coat pocket, turned his right hand into a lighter, lit the cigarette, he took a puff, and then spit out the cigarette: "In terms of it, the previous Ye Liang is dead, and today I am already a new me." ”

As soon as the conversation changed, he looked at Chu Nanxiong and said, "Boss, after the winter vacation, you haven't changed much, it's still the same as before." ”

When Chu Nanxiong heard this, he said lightly: "No way, the bomb can't blow up my limbs." ”

Ye Liang smiled and continued to show his seventy-two changes to others.

Chu Nanxiong walked back to his place, the desks and chairs were wiped clean, he sat on it, stuffed his schoolbag into the drawer, and lay on the table, enjoying the peace he had not seen for a long time.

Not long after, Emily and the others arrived, causing another exclamation. Boys think they're beautiful, and girls think the ornaments they wear on their heads are gorgeous.

The colorful hair accessories are sandwiched on top of the black hair and blonde hair, and the beautiful face makes the six girls the center of the class in an instant.

Ye Liang stopped performing and ran over to show off his seventy-two changes, which made him coquettish.

Wu Xiao said with curiosity on his face: "Can the little brother with the crotch become bigger and thicker?" ”

Ye Liang's smug face froze, and he prevaricated: "No, I haven't tried." ”

Tang Tang, who was injured, touched his chin and guessed: "Could it be that there is a lack of money, so there is a faucet instead?" ”

Ye Liang exclaimed: "Why do you know?!" As soon as the words came out, he knew that something was wrong, and when he caught a glimpse of Wu Xiao's pitiful eyes, he burst into tears and ran out.

There was a lot of laughter in the class, and Lin Daiyu came to Chu Nanxiong's desk in the midst of laughter, and plucked up the courage to say, "Ah Xiong, long time no see." ”

Chu Nanxiong raised his eyelids, saw her dress, and said in surprise: "You look like you have changed a lot." ”

Lin Daiyu stroked her hair: "After all, after the winter vacation, I have to change my image a little." ”

"Yes, your chubby ......" Chu Nanxiong wanted to say that the chubby cat hair ornament is quite cute.

Who knows, as soon as Lin Daiyu heard the word fat, she immediately interrupted him with an exaggerated laugh: "I hate Ah Xiong, I'm not fat at all, I just wear more." ”

After she finished speaking, she ran back to Emily very weakly, crying with a little face: "What should I do?" Ah Xiong saw that I had gained weight. ”

Tang Tang was surprised: "He can actually see that he is so fat, it seems that he usually pays great attention to your body." ”

Lin Daiyu's face blushed: "Now is not the time to talk about this." ”

Emily, who was listening to the side, always felt that something was wrong, and usually paid attention to Daiyu's body, isn't that a pervert.

But when you think about it, he's not that kind of person. Emily was left alone in a tangle.

Tang Tang is to specify a weight loss plan for everyone, and after the winter vacation, the weight of students will increase more or less. Yesterday, at a banquet to celebrate the discharge of the two women, they stepped on the scales for the first time in a long time, and then found that they had a few extra pounds of meat.

But the chest has not been weighted, eleven catties are still eleven catties, and sixteen catties are still sixteen catties, which means that the meat has grown to other parts.

Thighs, abdomen, arms, these parts are all possible, in order to hide the fact of getting fat, they deliberately made so many hair accessories in their hair, the purpose is to make others not pay attention to their figure, but because of a misunderstanding, they set foot in the battle that humans have been fighting since ancient times, fighting against fat.

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