After watching the video, under Emily's eyes that wanted to kill people, Chu Nanxiong laughed and left. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

It's not early, and he has to go home for lunch.

At about eleven o'clock, at the door of the central apartment, a person squatted on the side of the door, and a small antelope brand electric car was parked next to him.

The security guard thought he was crazy and didn't dare to step forward, so he had to call the police and call the police to solve it.

Before the police arrived, Chu Nanxiong had already come back on crutches, and when he saw the lazy cat squatting by the door, he was surprised: "New Year's Day, you are still pretending to be a beggar?" ”

The lazy cat turned his head sharply and said with great joy: "Brother Nan, you have to help me." ”

Chu Nanxiong has a very bossy demeanor: "No problem, you can say anything about it." ”

"Anti-lottery winning organizations, which are a bunch of brutes who go out and grab the winning tickets. I've been skeptical of their existence since before. This time I won five million in the lottery, and that undisguised gaze made me sure that those guys were watching me all the time. ”

The lazy cat looked extremely nervous and spoke quickly.

Chu Nanxiong was shocked: "Lazy cat, be sober, it's okay if you don't win the lottery, don't make people crazy." ”

The lazy cat retorted: "Brother Nan, I really won the lottery, five million." ”

Chu Nanxiong's eyes were suspicious, the lazy cat was anxious, he got up and said, "Brother Nan, if you don't believe it, sit down, I'll take you to claim the prize, and let you see if what I said is true or false." ”

Chu Nanxiong nodded in agreement, he wanted to see if the lazy cat was crazy.

He agreed so happily that the lazy cat couldn't help but doubt, thinking that this could not be a fake Brother Nan, right? The more he looked at it, the more he felt that the person in front of him was a fake.

"Liar! Dare Brother Nan lie to me, see if I don't kill you! The lazy cat jumped over the electric car excitedly and swung his fists wildly, trying to punch him.

Chu Nan was furious, picked up his crutches and beat the lazy cat, beating him with a blue nose and swollen face, and repeatedly begged for mercy.

"Oh, Brother Nan, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, I just want to see if you're a real person or a fake, please don't fight."

Chu Nanxiong stopped his hand and said indignantly: "You stinky boy, I think you really have something wrong with your brain, and you are suspicious." ”

The lazy cat said aggrievedly: "No way, that's five million, enough for me to eat for the rest of my life." ”

Chu Nanxiong sneered: "You get in the car, if winning the lottery is your fantasy, I have to wake you up." ”

The lazy cat got up from the ground, got on the electric car, let Chu Nanxiong sit in the back seat, and drove towards the place where the lottery ticket was bought.

Halfway through, a child lit a firecracker on the side of the road and threw it across the road. The lazy cat happened to arrive on a bicycle, and the firecracker exploded under the car, and he was so frightened that he jumped out of the car: "Bastard! Want to assassinate me and steal the lottery ticket, damn anti-lottery center! ”

Chu Nanxiong grabbed the handbrake with one hand, and supported the ground with a cane with the other hand so that the electric car would not fall to the ground.

Over there, the lazy cat had already grabbed the child, pulled it down with a big ear scraper, and repeated it twice, directly knocking the child unconscious.

When the adults in the store saw it, they picked up a stool and ran: "Paralyzed, dare to beat my son." ”

When the lazy cat saw it, he sneered: "Finally showed a sinister face." ”

With his skills, it was no accident that the adult was beaten down, and Chu Nanxiong roared angrily: "Lazy cat! You bastard get over here, take a slower step, I'll break your legs. ”

The lazy cat grabbed the adult's collar with one hand, turned around and said, "Brother Nan, this guy may be the leader of the enemy." ”

Chu Nanxiong said angrily: "You are a big-headed ghost, the anti-lottery center does not exist at all, and there are no things to imagine there." ”

The lazy cat was stunned, let go of the man's collar, and obediently ran back to the electric car. Ignoring the woman's scolding behind him, he twisted the handlebars and continued to drive forward.

I drove up to the front of a store specializing in sports lottery tickets, and there was a flood around it.

The lazy cat exclaimed: "Brother Nan, these guys are all hateful, they must be the soldiers sent by the enemy to block us from redeeming the prize." ”

Chu Nanxiong rolled his eyes and said, "Don't talk nonsense, they all have their backs to you, where did they come from." ”

The lazy cat smirked, he had just made up the scene in his head.

The two got out of the car and squeezed into the store with all their strength, finally understanding why there were so many onlookers, and there was a man in his thirties sitting on the ground and crying.

The boss who sold the lottery ticket was persuaded hard, he didn't listen, and cried vigorously: "Ten years, I bought lottery tickets for ten years, and I haven't won a prize." This time I spent a year's salary, I don't have the face to go back to see my wife and son, boss, you can do it, refund me half of the money to buy lottery tickets. ”

The boss hurriedly shook his head: "Big brother, I have long advised you not to buy 100,000 at once, but you don't listen to yourself." Now I didn't win the lottery, you can't blame me, it's impossible to get the money back. ”

When the man heard this, he immediately became angry, he pulled open the padded jacket with one hand, and took out the lighter with the other: "Lao Tzu doesn't care, you guys are a bunch of liars." What buys a lottery ticket to win, what changes fate, is a lie. ”

When the boss saw that he was tied with homemade explosives, his face suddenly changed: "Big brother, calm down, don't do stupid things." ”

The man roared angrily: "There is no hope for Lao Tzu's life, let's die together." ”

When the lazy cat heard this, he was anxious: "Don't worry, when I finish redeeming the prize, you can die whenever you want." ”

The man looked back: "Impossible, you kid will win the lottery?" ”

The lazy cat looked proud, carefully took out a crumpled lottery ticket, he seemed to hold a rare treasure, and stepped forward step by step: "Boss, look at the number of this lottery ticket." ”

The boss took the lottery ticket and looked at it, the numbers were correct, and then looked at the date, he swallowed: "That...... Your lottery ticket, the day you bought it is the 26th. ”

The lazy cat's face froze instantly, and immediately, he roared: "You kid must be greedy for my bonus, yes, you bastard is not honest at all...... Brother Nan, let go of me, I'm not crazy, I'm going to clean up this bastard. ”

Where did Chu Nanxiong dare to let go, he shouted: "Calm down, lazy cat, even if you don't win the lottery, you can live a good life, and it's just as easy to be a beggar under the overpass." ”

The lazy cat cried: "It's not easy at all, I have to dress up as a flower child every day to go out, eat at noon, and dress up as a normal person, otherwise the restaurant won't let me in, and the beggar is also very hard, not to sit there and get money." ”

"Uncle, you can kill yourself, light the explosives, and let's go to the Buddha together." The lazy cat said to himself.

The man took back the lighter and said very calmly: "No, looking at you like this, my heart is much better, little brother, you can mourn and change." ”

When the lazy cat heard this, he was saddened, and he cried: "Don't live, this cruel world, I want to die here headlong, and be a pet in the next life." (To be continued.) )