Chapter 125.4 The Art of Speech of Leader Quan's Mother
What else? What else could there be?
Li Quan was silent for a while, and then took the opportunity to think about it carefully, thinking that since the mother in front of him had no last resort and knew everything, it would be better to take the fifty yuan that he had stolen from his father or his mother on the coffee table last month, and then use it to charge it into the game in order to make himself stronger. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
"That, mom......"
Li Quan just wanted to speak, but Quan's mother took the lead, "You know it's wrong, right?" ”
"Hmm." Although he didn't know how the other party said such things directly before he confessed, in order to strive for leniency, Li Quan still nodded heavily.
"So, a child like you is just ignorant......" Seeing that her well-behaved son had calmly admitted her mistake, Quan's mother was relieved to boldly continue to carry out her family education, and when it fell into Li Quan's ears, it was naturally a huge annoyance, and she couldn't help but want to figure out the actual effect of the left ear in and the right ear out.
So Li Quan decisively let himself wander out of the world, while still maintaining a serious and serious look on his face, although this kind of double-line operation is very difficult, but the effect is unexpectedly outstanding.
Quan's mother's tirade lasted about 15 minutes, during which she didn't even drink saliva or change her breath, which made Li Quan have to admire in his heart, in the end, it is a leading comrade who is accustomed to "speaking a few simple sentences", and this kind of kung fu to cultivate qi is really beyond the reach of our people.
"Ahem......" Quan's mother cleared her throat, and the sound stimulated Li Quan's nerves like the bell for the end of the last class on Friday afternoon, making him immediately return to his three souls and seven spirits, and then wake up.
Because this cough is also the sequelae of Quan's mother as a habitual leader, this is to be paid attention to by the public servants who are drowsy in the audience, and they can't sleep next, because what they want to say is the right topic.
Li Quan, who is very familiar with this set of theories, naturally immediately comprehends the spirit, and knows that if he doesn't understand the next few sentences, he will not be able to make a difference if his mother wants to make a summary of the work and report the results of another day.
So not only did the spirit return to its place, but Li Quan also cautiously pricked up his ears.
"Ahem......" continued to cough for a while, and Quan's mother summed up the main points of her speech, "So, the ratio of men and women is very unbalanced now, if you don't find a suitable partner in advance, there will be more than 30 million singles in the country when you are in your twenties......"
Li Quan, who listened seriously, was about to nod yes, but suddenly found that the sound coming into his ears was a little ......
Should it be said to be strange?
"The so-called diligence can make up for clumsiness, stupid birds fly first, born in sorrow, die in peace, in order to let your mother and my excellent genes pass on......"
Quan's mother was still talking, but the strange content of her speech made Li Quan, who was only seventeen years old, not only young and thin-skinned, but also shy and introverted and colorless......
"That, Mom?" A soft question interrupted Quan's mother's speech.
Quan's mother, who had never received this kind of treatment in the unit, immediately straightened her face and almost didn't say a word, "Comrade Li Quan, please pay attention to the occasion." ”
"What are you talking about?" Li Quan had the courage to ask this.
"Huh? You didn't listen to all that you said before? Quan's mother's face was even more ugly, and it looked like she was going to go berserk in the next second.
"No, no, no, it's just that I just summarized the statement and didn't quite grasp your spirit." Li Quan, who didn't want to ignite the fuse, hurriedly waved his hand.
But what kind of person is Quan's mother, who has been through a hundred battles, how can she believe it when she sees his hurried and panicked demeanor, first looked at his body with suspicion, and finally her eyes stayed on his face, and she sneered and said, "Then you summarize what I just said?" ”
To sum up the speech? Do you have to write a manuscript later? I'm not your secretary. Besides, the state also has strict orders, and full-time secretaries below the deputy ministerial level are not allowed at all?
Li Quan complained silently, but how could he dare to resist Quan's mother's tyranny on the surface, so he had to open his mouth: "It seems to be talking about the family inheritance?" ”
It would be too shameful to say more directly and frankly, and Li Quan may not have too many scruples four years later, but it is really difficult to say it now at the age of seventeen.
"Hmm." Quan's mother responded, but it could be seen from her tone and demeanor that she was actually not satisfied with such a summary, "Don't hide what you have to say, isn't it just for you to take precautions to help your mother book a daughter-in-law in advance?" Is it so embarrassing that you can't even say it? ”
Yes, of course! For a seventeen-year-old boy, this is even harder than making him commit suicide by jumping off a building!
Li Quan roared so wildly in his heart, but in the face of his mother's forced gaze, he could only shake his head gently.
"So, that's right. Don't be afraid to say it, and don't be afraid to do it! Look at you, you're short, your face looks like your father, your brain is not bright, and your body is not strong! Alas......"
Quan's mother looked at the son in front of her and sighed for a long time, revealing a regretful look called "I may have given birth to a fake son", and then said very lonely: "Finally, there is a girl who has a good impression of you, so don't do it, isn't it good to obey others?" What if you have to make people angry every day, and in the end you scare people away? I have such an excellent gene only in your child, it doesn't matter if you are single for a lifetime, it hinders the inheritance of excellent human genes, can you afford this pot? ”
Oh my God, I must have been a fake mom.
Four years later, Li Quan will definitely be so emotional when he recalls this scene. But seventeen-year-old Li Quan doesn't have such vivid sentence patterns.
Faced with a lot of shocking and incomprehensible words from Quan's mother, there was only one question echoing in his head-
"Huh? There are even girls who have a crush on me? How did Mom know? Who is she? What does she look like? Pretty and cute......"
(Didn't you say that there was only one problem?) But isn't it normal for adolescent boys, especially those who later do artistic work, to have a rich imagination? )
This is the true portrayal of Li Quan at the moment, facing the serious question of "there is still a girl in the world who has a good impression of himself", his first reaction was-
How did my mom know?
I really can't expect too much from Li Quan like this, and the wise and martial mother Quan immediately saw the clue from his bewildered expression.
So she sighed silently in her heart, and decided that for the inheritance of excellent human genes, she still had to do something herself.
"Well, so be it. If you've realized your mistake, give someone ......."