If the woman who has been with him for eighteen years is calling herself, it is better to pretend that she didn't hear and hurry forward. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Seventeen-year-old Li Quan thought so, looked up at the traffic light at the intersection in the direction of his home, and quickened his pace without looking back.

According to his calculations, as long as he walks fast enough, he will be able to quickly cross the road in the last few seconds before the red light is turned on, just like Chen Huiran, so as to get rid of the dangerous person behind him.

"Li Quan! Li Quan? ”

As his pace slowly increased, the shouting behind him slowly became louder.

So Li Quan's pace became faster.

Finally, about a minute later, about a hundred meters away, Li Quan, who was trotting all the way, gasped and slowed down, and finally rested on the curb with his hands on his knees.

Taking advantage of the break to look back, there were no familiar figures in his line of sight, and this sense of security that he didn't know whether it was real or false made him feel at ease.

"It's okay, it's okay......"

He patted his chest gently, slowly straightened up with his waist, and began to continue his journey home.

Because he successfully got rid of the tail line of the dangerous person, his face was also filled with a little youthful smile.

But before he could reach the next intersection, the smile on Li Quan's face suddenly froze.

"Run, why don't you run?"

With this sudden burst of drinking in front of Li Quan, a vigorous and powerful palm slapped straight to the back of his head, "My mother has been on this street for twenty years before you were born, and you told me that you want to get rid of me at the red light?" ”

At that time, Quan's mother, who was under the age of forty and was still in the prime of her cardamom years (this is her own original words), was young and vigorous, and directly gave her own good son (this is also her own original words) Pia a slap on the street, which shocked the surrounding pedestrians.

"Mom-!"

Because Quan's strength is well controlled, although it sounds like loud applause, the actual output damage value is not very high. Therefore, Li Quan's cry of pain was not so miserable, but only a little grudge.

"You're really good at it." Under Li Quan's resentful reminder, Quan's mother seemed to realize that her behavior of violence in public seemed inappropriate, and her tone became lower and lower, and at the same time she dragged Li Quan's arm forward for a while.

"You, why are you avoiding me?" After turning two more streets, and seeing that no one was looking around, Quan's mother grabbed her son's shoulder, put her mouth to his ear, and said to him in a threatening voice.

By the way, seventeen-year-old Li Quan has not yet ushered in the last wave of adolescence, and his current height is almost the same as Chen Huiran, two or three centimeters taller than Quan's mother.

Faced with the slightest carelessness in this answer, Li Quan pondered for a while and did not dare to speak.

This non-violent and non-cooperative coping strategy, if applied to Chen Huiran, should have achieved remarkable results. But if the opponent is the terrible woman who has been with him for eighteen years......

Instead of using the inappropriate analogy of "she is a roundworm in Li Quan's belly", it is better to directly state a fact-

Li Quan fell to the ground from her belly.

This blood-related relationship has made Quan's mother the person who knows Li Quan's temperament in the world, since her own son is unwilling to confess......

There must be a ghost in his heart, so it's better to slap him on the X (if_x is greater than or equal to 8, x = head, if_x less than 8, x = ass).

So three seconds later--

"Ahh

This time it was a much more tragic cry of pain, and it can be inferred that because there was no one around, Quan Ma once again controlled her strength well.

"Mom, what mother, did you hear your own mother calling you on the street, turned your head and ran away? This kind of unfilial son is more simply killed directly. ”

"That's not because you called me by my name, so I'm scared!" In the face of such a harsh trial by Quan's mother, Li Quan craned his neck and tried his best to defend himself, wanting to prove the legitimacy and rationality of his actions.

In fact, he is right, most of the mothers in the world have this habit, if they want to find fault, they generally have to distance themselves from their children first, decisively give up their usual nicknames and nicknames, and shout their names with righteous words, so as to show that their next unilateral ruling is absolutely fair and serious.

"Or else? Tell you to kiss your son obediently? I'm going to yell three times now, can you? ”

Seeing that Li Quan's solid argument could not be easily refuted, Quan's mother decided that it would be better to use a little trick and lead the trouble.

Faced with this kind of trick that will be seen in a troublesome guy in four years, the young Li Quan had no way to deal with it, so he had to hang his head and stop arguing, but silently lowered his head and said, "Then let's go home first, Mom." ”

This sensible, cute, well-behaved and obedient attitude makes people not wonder whether the origin of the "kiss good son" is true and reliable at first sight.

Quan's mother, who was victorious and contented in the battle, nodded, and then gently touched the back of her son's head, which had just been beaten, and said warmly: "Okay, then I'll settle accounts with you when I get home." ”

The expression on her face is like a spring breeze and autumn water, a motherly attitude of "only mother is good in the world".

And then, about fifteen minutes later-

Quan's mother sat on the sofa in the living room with her arms crossed, squinting her eyes and contemptuous at Li Quan, "Say, do you know where you are wrong?" ”

Li Quan also stood in front of Quan's mother with his hands bowed respectfully, first shook his head, and then immediately reacted that if this kind of action was to die, he quickly nodded, and replied to her in a low but sincere voice: "Got it." ”

"Hmm." It should have been from his tone that he heard the sincerity, Quan's mother gently responded to express her satisfaction, and then asked, "Then, what are you doing wrong?" ”

"You shouldn't forcibly ignore your own mother in a big way, make your young and beautiful mother angry, and let her take a few more ...... from the corners of her eyes"

The first half of this confessional statement is very good, especially when it comes to "young and beautiful mother", which makes Quan's mother can't help but be slightly moved and nodding her head, but the subtle style of the second half of the sentence is ......

Sure enough, Li Quan slowly stopped in an increasingly cold and terrifying atmosphere.

Seeing that her son was no longer talking nonsense, the generous mother decided not to worry about the child, but frowned slightly, and then said coldly: "Almost, what else?" ”

Still...... Yes?

This question made Li Quan a little confused.