Xia Xueyou, who once again claimed to be the Demon King, pushed me from behind a few times, pushed me to the edge of the sofa, and asked me to sit down. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 She said that she wanted to talk to me about the current situation, as well as the causes and consequences, but the first sentence she said made me feel a little confused: "Brother, do you remember those souvenirs sent back by your mother?" ”

I naturally knew what Xia Xueyou said about the souvenirs, and I even played with them, but they were quickly thrown aside. Even now when she mentions it, I don't think there's anything strange about it, and it seems to me that it's nothing more than a tatte that my innocent mother had collected from a stall in Germany.

"A broken trident, a black bracelet, half a tattered B......ible," I thought with my eyes closed, and reported my mother's memorabilia one by one.

"This is Hitler's treasure!" In the wooden box containing the souvenir was a note with my mother's nonsense written on it.

It is said that family ugliness should not be publicized, but I really don't vomit or be unhappy. My mother, who never dropped her childlike heart and had a long standby of puberty, had nothing to rely on outside of her own job. When she arrived in Germany, she didn't know who she had been bewitched by - Hitler himself was a fanatical believer in supernatural powers, and he had a collection of countless artifacts with supernatural powers, which were no longer seen after the curtain fell on Nazi Germany.

Of course, none of the above is the most important, the most important thing is - dear lady, I tell you, the Third Reich collapsed, and the bastard Führer Hitler owes 350 million for eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling, and runs away with Eva. We have no choice but to use the artifact to offset the salary, the original price is a 100 million, 200 million, 300 million artifact, and now it is all 20 euros.

Doesn't that sound particularly stupid? What is the same stupidity as "I am Jiang Guangtou's granddaughter, I have more than 100 billion funds frozen, and you need to transfer xxxx yuan to me first, and the party-state will not forget you in the future"?

This is a lie so stupid that even a shell man who can't learn to push a dung ball can't be fooled!

However...... My mother bought a large box of "artifacts" and sent them back to China from Germany.

I don't even want to argue about why Hitler didn't use it himself, if there really was an artifact, and watched the Third Reich fall.

From the point of view of the market economy, what "artifact" can be bought for twenty euros? The last time a story about buying a magic wand for 50 gold coins and getting a five-clawed golden dragon egg happened was in 2004 BC! It was a time long ago, so long ago that tomatoes and potatoes did not know where to grow alone, and they had not yet been introduced to our country.

Of course, there's no use in saying that, after all, my mom has already spent the money. All I can do is pick and choose one or two nice ones to keep and throw the rest in the trash. As for why I didn't throw them all in the trash - for the sake of living expenses, I didn't dare to lose my mother's face.

In such a situation, I took a serious look at those "artifacts". Excitingly, there are a few things that still look quite stylish, at least they could be used as desk ornaments. And the most interesting of these things is a pile of trivial parts in sheepskin bags.

In addition to the parts, there is also a piece of worn-out hemp paper in the sheepskin bag, on which are densely drawn structural diagrams, teaching people how to assemble and shape the parts.

There was a time when I spent a lot of time and effort assembling these parts. Of course, I didn't do it to gain any supernatural powers, I just wanted to challenge myself.

As I once said, from outer space to the inner womb, as long as something I find interesting, I will try to pursue its mystery. This pyramid model, which is made up of more than 3,000 tiny parts and is said to have never been assembled, is naturally in the category of "interesting".

But I soon gave up on this stupidity, and although there was hemp paper as a guide, each part was the size of a grain of rice, and it was of different shapes, and it was really laborious to assemble; Second, there are more than 3,000 parts in this pile, and if some of them are missing, then no matter how much effort I put in, I can't assemble them successfully, right?

It's really not fun to spend energy on things that may not be able to be done at all, and in the end, I didn't hesitate to hand over the pile of parts to Xia Xueyou. As for what happened later, I don't know whether Xia Xueyou succeeded in spelling the pyramid. I've always been dismissive of what I've voluntarily discarded.

Regret will make people look extra stupid - Xia Xueyi.

That's my motto.

"I've put that pyramid together." When I couldn't help but reminisce about the past, Xia Xueyou suddenly stared into my eyes and said such a sentence.

"Oh, that's pretty good." I don't feel a little emotional, but also a little envious. Contrary to me, who inherited my mother's character, Xia Xueyou inherited my father's character almost entirely, and is the kind of person who can "sit in dry meditation" in the laboratory until he is old. What I lack the most is this resilience.

"I mean, I've put that pyramid together." Seeing that my reaction was flat, Xia Xueyou said it again, and her tone became more and more meaningful.

"There's something wrong with that pyramid?" I've seen a lot of weird things in the mental hospital, and now I don't think there's anything strange about Yao Daming's transformation, rubbing fireballs with his bare hands. From this point of view, when you think about the things surrounding the pyramid, you find it very suspicious.

At that time, I was committed to building the pyramid, but I could only hold on for a few minutes at a time, and then I had to rest for a while before I had the energy to continue. This was true even early in the morning, when I had just woken up and was at my most energetic.

At that time, I only thought that the pyramid was difficult to build, but now that I think about it, it may not be all my own problem.

Soon, my doubts were answered, after all, the person who had finished the pyramid was right in front of me.

"That's right, there is a problem with the pyramids." Xia Xueyou sighed lightly, her face was still immature, but the expression on it was amazingly mature: "After fighting the pyramid, my soul was sucked into it. In the pyramid, I got a soul fragment, and the original owner of the soul fragment was called Seth. ”

"Seth?" I silently read the two words, but I couldn't remember a similar name.

"Seth is one of the Nine Pillars of Ancient Egypt, the Lord of Power in Ancient Egyptian mythology, and the god of the desert." Xia Xueyou explained.

"What does he want you to do?" After listening to Xia Xueyou's words, I didn't have any lofty associations because of the word "ancient Egypt", and my first reaction was the common "bring an old grandfather series with you" in the starting point novel.

"Huh." Xia Xueyou first sneered twice, and then slowly spoke: "Seth wants me to sacrifice my soul and body to be a container for his rebirth, so that he can return from the underworld and return to the world. ”

I couldn't help but be a little nervous and asked, "You didn't say yes, did you?" ”

"Of course not, I'm not Egyptian." Xia Xueyou's answer made me hang down, but her next sentence made me break out in a cold sweat: "But he didn't seem to expect me to agree, after I rejected him, he tried to forcibly devour my soul." ”

"And the result?" At the moment, my body is trembling a little, for fear of some horror movie plot - thinking that everything is finally over, the male and female protagonists are going to have a candlelight dinner to celebrate, and the female protagonist says something like "Ah, great, finally drove the devil away". Suddenly, the male protagonist smiled weirdly, showing his original form, and laughed "Yes", and then the scream sounded, giving the heroine's frightened face a full-screen close-up, and the whole film ended.

I was suddenly a little scared, and I didn't dare to blink my eyes to stare at Xia Xueyou, for fear that she would suddenly show her original form with a strange smile and end the whole play.

Xia Xueyou seemed to sense my fear, so she giggled twice, revealing a vitality and eccentricity commensurate with her age, and said, "He wants to devour my soul, but the soul fragment of a fallen god doesn't seem to be much stronger." You saw me faint, and that was when I fought him, and in the end I won a great victory, and I gained the spark of power that he left behind. ”

"It sounds like a story after the merger of Yu-Gi-Oh and Breaking the Sky." I pursed my lips and blurted out a word of nonsense. I don't know what I'm thinking, whether I regret not finishing the pyramid by myself, or blame myself for not believing it sooner and going to a mental hospital for nothing.

In the end, all kinds of cranky thoughts were suppressed by me, and I finally figured out what I should say at this moment: "What do you have to say about me after you say so much?" ”