I was already shocked by what was happening in the dean's office, and with a shocked expression, I followed Xia Xueyou and walked out the door with my mouth open. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"What did you do during my absence, and what else did I not know?" I can't forget Xia Xueyou's expression and body language when she threw money on the dean's table just now.

You know, the last time I saw a similar expression was in the movie "Crazy Boy". In that movie, Chen Xiaochun played the pheasant hanger, leaning over and tilting his head, introducing himself with "My name is pheasant, what kind of chicken".

It's hard to imagine that a similar expression would appear on my sister. I don't bother to find out if I'm sick or the world is sick. But anyway, as an older brother, I don't allow my sister to talk and act like that, like a thug.

In the face of my questioning, Xia Xueyou did not answer directly, but pursed her lips and smiled lightly: "I think it's better to go home and discuss this kind of topic." lest you just leave the dean's office and be arrested again. ”

This kind of remark is a clear mockery, and it makes me angry. But I thought again: "My sister is a sword, my brother is a fish, and it is the best policy to keep it useful for the time being." "No, I had to suppress the fire, gritted my teeth, and squeezed out a "good" word from between my teeth. Then silently followed Xia Xueyou and followed her out of the hospital.

After leaving the hospital, I didn't have time to breathe a few more breaths of free air, and I was shocked again when I felt that in a free world, the sky was so blue, the ground was so wide, the sun was shining warmly, and the happy people returned home.

"Come up, what are you doing?" Xia Xueyou had already gotten into the car first, sat in the driver's seat, and waved at me.

I swallowed and stood still. I'm sure my expression now is the same as in "Transformers" when Witwich first saw the robot transform.

It's hard to imagine that my sister, a fifteen-year-old yellow-haired girl who has not fully developed, actually drives a Corvette C7!

There are many people who are fascinated by Porsche's rounded curves, and there are many people who love the future design of Lamborghini from the bottom of their hearts. But for me, for me, a "young man with a head held high" who hates the mundane, hates over-design and packaging, Corvette is undoubtedly my favorite.

Whether it's its black-and-white checkered flags and trophies on the track, or its shark mouth air intakes, or its simple, powerful and unsuperfluous design.

Needless to say, the Corvette C7 is my dish, but I can't afford it. This damn Mi-imperialist national treasure sports car has a damn V8 engine. This means that when you press the accelerator hard, the 6.2L displacement can scare the grocery cart next to you, which is also waiting for a red light, to the point of bursting out.

Of course, this also means that this civilian sports car, which costs less than 600,000 yuan in Midi, needs to pay quite high import taxes and fees. After taking into account the taxes and fees and the profits that the importer wants to make, well, in fact, it is not expensive, about 1.5 million can be bought.

So so so, I really can't afford it. Although the conditions in my family are not bad, as I said before, it is impossible for my parents to pay this money for me, and I can only dream about it.

However, however, it was ...... It's just that I haven't seen each other for a day, and my sister actually drove a latest-model C7 to pick me up?

Oh my God, on the day I was admitted to the hospital, Jack Ma finally revealed his true colors as an alien invader, and launched the weapon of the law of cause and effect, blowing the earth from an ellipsoid into the shape of a thong, causing time and space to be confused and the world to collapse. As a result, the original plane and the parallel universe are intertwined, and in the parallel universe, the C7 driven by my sister was pulled into this world?

Or did God reach out his all-powerful hand of creation and play a little joke on me, trying to tell me that there are no wonders in this world?

Maybe I should kneel down to Mr. Cang and admit my mistakes, after all, there are so many wonderful and incredible things in this world, the last time she posted on Weibo to declare that she was still a virgin, I shouldn't have laughed out loud with a "poof", and then masturbated on her film again.

Anyway, oh my! My sister actually drove a Corvette!

"Time is money, my friend." Xia Xueyou saw that I hadn't moved for a long time, so she urged me to get in the car.

After standing there for so long, I finally came back to my senses. Damn, what's one more car than a big fireball popping up in front of you?

I bent down, sat in the passenger seat, fastened my seat belt, and suddenly remembered something that I shouldn't have forgotten: "You are not yet an adult, which driving school dares to accept you?" "A bad premonition crept up in my heart.

"Self-taught." Xia Xueyou said four words unabashedly, and then stepped on the accelerator before I unbuckled my seat belt and escaped from the car. I watched the tachometer soar into the red zone, where "20,000" was written in large letters.

"Boom!" Almost as soon as the V8 engine roared, the C7 completed the ejection start, and I was like a sandbag, and I was thrown to the back of the chair by inertia.

"Whew!" It's all the sound of the wind.

In this way, after I followed Xia Xueyou "passively" to the car, when I finally got home, my legs were a little disobedient. I boured myself together to make myself look less frightened and depressed, and I told myself: "The tiger will not fall to the end, and the person will live for a breath, I must maintain my dignity as a brother!" ”

But I can't deny that Xia Xueyi ended my sports car dream in an almost crazy way. I can totally swear to God, I'll never like Corvette again.

As for why......

"I'll never like a toy that scares the pee out of the gas pedal." Anyway, I'm going to go to the toilet quickly.

I rushed into the toilet in a hurry, and when I stepped out of the toilet, the living room had become a world of joy in such a short period of time - damn Yao Daming and Yi Space came out of nowhere, facing the TV, playing just-dance.

"Who is allowing you to touch my Xbox?" I hate it when someone touches my stuff the most, so much so that I actually got the point wrong: "No,, why are you two in my house?" ”

Rotate...... Caper...... I closed my eyes and ......" Yao Daming explained to me while dancing to the rhythm: "It was Miss Xia who asked us to come, and she said that you always like to put your brother's stinky shelf in front of her, and some things are still convenient for outsiders to say, so we came." ”

Can anyone imagine what it would be like for a 2.28-meter-tall, 300-pound retired NBA athlete to dance "Dancer" with his waist twisted? I finally resisted the urge to vomit, swallowed several mouthfuls of saliva, and then said, "What words? ”

"That's it!" Yao Daming's originally writhing body suddenly stopped moving, and then ...... It becomes black and thick, black and thick, black and thick, black and thick, in short, it keeps getting black, longer and thicker.

"Damn, Yao Daming, are you made of bamboo?"

"Have you ever read a book? I'm sugarcane! ”

"What about Yi Space?"

"I'm Sesame."

"Why don't you stay in shape?"

"Every time I transform into Yao Daming, I have to take advantage of me."

"They are all teammates of the national team, good brothers who play together, what's wrong with me eating some sesame seeds from you? Let me tell you, you're just too introverted and can't get into relationships, so you can't stay in the NBA, do you know? ”

"Don't make noise! So what Xia Xueyou wants you to say to me is......"

"That's right, she wants us to tell you, don't doubt it anymore, we're monsters, and she's ......"

"Great Demon King!" Xia Xueyou's voice came from behind me, immature and sweet, but also ruthless.