018 I'll eat you if you look at it again

It's different from the "Thank you roommates for not killing" series on the Internet, at least temporarily. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info the four dogs in our dormitory chatted for a long time, and found that everyone's interests and hobbies were similar, and they could get along well.

First of all, we all love to play basketball.

Secondly, we all like to play the dota.

Again, we all love women.

In the end, none of us like men.

"What a coincidence."

"It's a match made in heaven."

We sighed at the favor of fate and actually let the four straight men get together, thank God. With such similar interests and hobbies, we cleaned up the remaining garbage in the dormitory, and happily ran outside the school to find a small restaurant to eat.

After being full of wine and food, we had nothing to do anyway, and the four of us came to the Internet café together. To be reasonable, my Dota level is quite okay, not to say that it is the king of passers-by on VS, at least it is also a high-end player. However, after only playing two games, I was shocked to find that my three roommates were actually stronger than me.

"Across the street is a flock of rookies." Wang Lei tilted his head, sitting like he was paralyzed, and he still blew up the opposite side, which was terrifying.

"Our dormitory should be the strongest in the entire Pingjiang University." Hu Xiang obviously forgot the pain caused by the "Fight for Big Brother" incident, and once again showed an extremely confident smile: "Maybe there is no other place in domestic universities." ”

But this time what he said did make sense, and we nodded frequently when we heard it, and watched the opponent play gg in laughter. We're really strong!

After hitting a few turrets, the four of us got off the plane, hurriedly ate dinner and rushed to the multimedia classroom. Someone came to inform me before, there was a small meeting at six o'clock in the evening, and the class guide was going to talk about military training and life.

Naturally, the four of us in the dormitory sat together, and because the dota came late, we sat in the last row. But there is also a benefit, at least not afraid of being heard.

"How about going back to the dorm to play cards later?" Wang Lei proposed.

"I'm going to read a novel, and Tomato's novel is so good." Cao Jinhui is a fan of novels and a die-hard fan of tomatoes, but all he reads are pirated copies, and I'm not sure if tomato recognizes this kind of fan.

"Speaking of which, Tomato is still our senior." Hu Xiang was a little dazzling, and when he saw that he knew something, he immediately took over the conversation and played with it.

"What? How I don't know. "Cao Jinhui's style of playing games is very strong and fast, but he is very soft and doesn't pay much attention to gossip, which is the most boring of our dormitory foursome.

"Go back and look in the mirror, and you'll know why you don't." Hu Xiang's mouth is not a good time, either he is boasting, or he is hacking others.

"You're hurting me again." said so, but Cao Jinhui didn't mean to be angry.

This is not to say that Hu Xiang is a scumbag and Cao Jinhui is a good person, but the university men's dormitory is like this. In college, if you meet and greet each other and say "hello, hello, hello, everyone", then the relationship is general, but that's it.

This is how the real good brothers talk to each other.

"Grandson, help me bring some food back."

"Tell Daddy and I'll bring it to you."

"Okay, grandpa."

That's what makes a good brother in college.

When we were bragging about each other, the head teacher finally came, 5:59, yes, very accurate.

"It's good-looking." Hu Xiang is always the one who talks the most, as soon as he saw the class guide, he lowered his head and said to us: "Give ten points, and if you don't give three points." ”

"Three points, a little low." Wang Lei also gave his own evaluation.

"What do you know, Chen Fala is only three points in my heart."

"Okay, you can do it."

I have to say that Hu Xiang himself looks a little stumbling, and his vision is still a little high. Although the class guide is not a big beauty, her body and face are medium to high, and her bookish atmosphere is also strong, and she is still quite eye-catching overall. It's just that I'm too young and have little experience, and I wear an ol-like professional outfit, but I don't wear that kind of mature temperament, and I look a little weak.

"Hello students, I am your class guide, my name is Gao Ge, I hope to get along with everyone in harmony." The class director pushed her large round-framed glasses and wrote the word "high song" neatly on the blackboard.

"Military training will start tomorrow, I hope you will abide by the school discipline and rules, obey the instructions of the instructor, hone your body and will in the military training, and make a good start for your upcoming academic career." The class guide claimed to be a master's degree in the United States, and she only returned to China last year, and we were the first batch of disciples in her career: "My starting point is also your starting point, and I hope that when we finish this journey, everyone can have no regrets." ”

"Some classes had class officer elections today, but I don't think that's fair. Because everyone is not familiar with each other, and they don't know each other, how can they be elected? I have decided to temporarily use student number 1 Jiang Chi as the liaison of the class, and in the past week, I will inform everyone what to do. And a week later, the class cadre election will be held. ”

After the class guide finished speaking, he asked that classmate Jiang Chi to stand up and say hello to everyone.

Jiang Chi sat in the first row, and when she stood up to say hello, she didn't turn around very much, so I didn't see her face very clearly. But I was already impressed with her - high, really high. This girl with a big ponytail is 175 centimeters tall, to say the least. I can't see it when I sit, but when I stand up, my body is slender and symmetrical, and it is very eye-catching.

"I can give five points for this figure." Hu Xiang gave his rating again.

"Do you give five points, or don't you give five points? You have to make this clear. Wang Lei laughed in a low voice and teased.

"Do you need to ask? As long as it is given, Hu Xiang will give ten points. I was also bored, so I also interjected and teased Hu Xiang.

"Second brother, why do you think about such dirty things?"

"You call him the second child, what else can he think?" Wang Lei didn't even let me go, seized the opportunity, and criticized me with a smile.

While we were having a small meeting, the class instructor's assembly was still going on.

"I hope that those who are willing to serve their classmates will be able to show their qualities and earn everyone's trust during this week. Don't expect me to call your name, and don't expect to sit quietly and someone will choose you. If you want to achieve something, there is no fluke, only hard work. This is the first thing I want to teach you as your class leader. ”

"At the same time, I also hope that students will get out of the mode of silent acceptance in elementary school, junior high school, and high school, and make a decision that they see, listen, and want. And this ability and courage to make decisions will be further developed to be a complete person. Because the time of college is very rushed, maybe one day, before you have time to look back, you will find that four years have passed. Learning to speak up for yourself and learn to make decisions in college is much better than going to society to suffer. ”

This makes a lot of sense, after all, class cadres often have to run around the dormitory, informing this and that. It's not good to choose a dead face who just wants to gild his resume with gold, or a lazy worm who doesn't want to do it himself. The head teacher made it clear that if he wanted his classmates to vote, he would work hard and show his posture and ability.

On the other hand, the previous class leaders were decided by the teacher, and it really had nothing to do with the wishes of the students. As adults, we may indeed need to learn to make choices and decisions. Although the class guide is young, his words are very reasonable. In the end, I have been to Western countries, and I have seen a lot. I don't know how high it is compared to the classes in the next classroom that have already started the vote election.

In view of this, although it was only the first time we met, I already felt that this class leader was quite reliable. But I don't know if it's my delusion, I always feel like the head teacher is looking at me all the time when he speaks.

At first, I thought that she noticed what we were saying, but then it didn't look like it, and she didn't look at me with a hint of blame or warning, but was very hesitant and worried. Especially when it comes to the selection of cadres, she says a word, and her eyes will turn to me three times, which makes me a little inexplicable.

"Why does the head teacher keep looking at me, do you think she likes me? But she only has three points, and the impact of teacher-student love is not good. You say, if she really confesses to me, should I accept it? It's not a good thing for people to be handsome. "Hu Xiang's narcissism has reached a certain level, and I have never seen such a brazen person as him.

I looked at the head teacher again and saw that she was also looking beyond me. The two of us looked at each other, and the class guide was as if he had been caught as a thief, so he immediately turned his head away.

"Look, look, I looked at the head teacher, and she immediately turned her head shyly." Hu Xiang was a little excited this time, and his voice was slightly louder, which made the classmates in the first two rows noisy, and they all sneered and looked at the four of us.

"retarded." The taste of being watched by people was uncomfortable, I scolded secretly, immediately lowered my head, and pretended that everything had nothing to do with me. But what I thought to myself was, "Why? ”

The class guide is still looking at me.