019 What's the situation
The days of military training are not worth wasting pen and ink, in short, standing in a military posture, walking in a positive step, walking in a positive step, standing in a military posture, the amount of exercise is not much, but the sun is fierce, which makes people a little stuffy. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 During the info break, it was several classes that played military songs with each other and yelled at each other.
The instructors were proficient in this one by one, and taught us a number of words, such as "one, two, three, four, five, we waited so hard", "one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, we waited so anxiously", and so on, to mock the other side.
Of course, I thought that the most reasonable thing the instructor said was this-hurry, walk in unison, and set off for the cafeteria. Damn, not eating actively, there is something wrong with the brain. This sentence won my heart, and if it weren't for the pain, I would even want to tattoo it on my heart.
But overall, it's still the same sentence, there is really nothing to write about the days of military training. Some tabloid writers submitted a few articles in the school newspaper, saying that since the military training, they have barbarized their physique, civilized their spirit, tempered their will, and are willing to be the vanguard of the four modernizations...... Those who knew said that this was military training, but those who didn't know thought that they had fought another eight years of the War of Resistance.
If I have to say what is the use of military training, I can only thank the instructors for their encouragement, the summer fat I have cultivated in more than two months during the summer vacation has been exhausted, and the abdominal muscle line tends to be clear again.
In addition, the relationship between the four dogs in our dormitory heated up rapidly, and they trained together during the day, and went to the Internet café together after dinner. There is an Internet café opposite our school, which is in response to the start of the new school year, and there is also a Dota freshman competition, which needs to be participated in as a team, and you can get free boarding time according to the ranking.
This kind of opportunity will naturally not be missed in our dormitory, the four of us are so strong, even if we find a lame shell lang to be a teammate, we can still take it super god to fly with it. Hu Xiang, who is always obsessed with self-confidence, is a staunch supporter of this concept.
"Teammates, wouldn't it be nice to find a random one in the class?" Hu Xiang collapsed on the bed and said nonchalantly: "Anyway, it's all about winning." ”
Wang Lei was calmer, laughed dryly, and said: "That's not what I said, we are not professional players after all, and we don't necessarily win steadily." If you really find a weak chicken as a teammate, you can get started and send it to an ATM, and this game will be boring. Besides, just Hu Xiang's mouth, you can't say a good word when you add it together twenty-four hours a day. If you really want to find a random teammate, maybe you can do it on the first day. ”
"I'm such a beautiful boy, will there be people who don't like it? Then he must be blind. ”
Later, Wang Lei and Hu Xiang broke a few more words, and finally I made a summary: "In short, it is necessary to find someone who fights well and has a good temper." Right? ”
"Yes."
Anything, as long as there are clear standards, it will not be too difficult to operate. I yelled directly in the class group: "In order to cope with the Dota Arena in the Potato Internet Cafe, we are specially recruiting a macho man who is good at supporting positions, and the number of places is limited, first come, first served." ”
The principle of what I say is very simple, I think that people who often play auxiliary positions must have a relatively better temper, at least they will not strangle Hu Xiang. As for whether they will fight...... I will resist the urge to clap my hands. Although he is a good brother, I have to admit that Hu Xiang is a little underwhelmed.
The four beds in the dormitory were side by side, and I was next to Hu Xiang's bed. Yesterday, Hu Xiang was wailing and screaming all night, and kept asking me if the head teacher really pursued him, if he wanted to accept it. If he accepts it, what level should he let love stop, whether it is platonic spiritual love or fifty shades of gray madness.
I don't know how Hu Xiang's brain grows, if he comes to a daydreaming Huashan sword, I estimate that he will definitely win the championship in one fell swoop. I have thought of the title for him after winning the championship, and he will be called "Little **** Zhou Botong". I admired his parents very much, and they actually raised him to adulthood without the help of the police, and sent him to college. Oh my God, that's amazing!
"My college career has just begun, and I don't do anything else, so I just call my classmates to play games?!"
When I lamented the degree of Hu Xiang's obscenity, someone had already replied to me. I looked at his ID, and it was called "Sound Suppression". But it's a pity that he didn't come to play with Mao Sui on his own initiative, but instead put on the appearance of a messenger of justice and criticized me.
"Yo, the young man is really lenient, it seems that you really want to be the squad leader." I've seen a lot of this kind of righteous rhetoric, and I bet this young man wants to use me to contrast his greatness and righteousness.
"Do you know who I am?"
"Who are you? Director of the Pingjiang Provincial Multi-Management Bureau? ”
"Oh, my group notes haven't changed."
was ridiculed by me, but the other side was not angry, but quickly changed his group remarks - Gao Ge. Well, why do these two words sound so familiar? Wait, what's the name of our class teacher?
"Uh...... Are you a class teacher? I gasped and asked cautiously.
"yes, which classmate are you? The school won't let you bring your computer, so you go to the Internet café. It doesn't matter if you go by yourself, you have to greet your classmates, and you still speak impulsively, and your performance is too bad. "A line of words was typed out on the other side, like an awl piercing my heart. I can't wait to wake up Hu Xiang now, tell him to go to fifty shades of gray quickly, and use all the leather whips, wax drippings, and bindings...... It's best to drop a few kilograms of wax on the class guide's brain, so that she is so intoxicated that she loses her memory.
However, my fantasy was obviously unrealizable, and I was stunned for about a few seconds, and finally could only obediently reply: "I am Xia Xueyi." "When I typed these words, every time I typed on the keyboard, it was like a step on the execution ground, slow and heavy.
"I was registered as soon as school started, and I really got home."
I feel nostalgic for my life experience, and my mood is like Meng Jiangnu crying on the Great Wall, and the sadness flows backwards into a river, and the Great Wall has collapsed. As a result, I didn't expect that after I typed my name in a nervous mood, the class guide didn't blame me.
"Oh...... It turned out to be Xia Xueyi's classmate......"
"yes, it's me."
"Ah, forget it. Xia, you have to relax, don't get too excited when you play games, and if you have any problems with your classmates, you can come to me. ”
"Is that all?"
"Yes, that's all."
I was stunned, I took the lead in organizing my classmates to play games, and I also damaged the class guide, and the matter passed like this? Could it be that the master's degree in the United States really has any American experience, so that he is not angry? No, she was angry at first, but why did she shrink when she saw my name?
I can't figure it out, and everyone else can't figure it out.
"Damn, what's the situation, there won't be anyone in your family, second, right?" Hu Xiang was obviously brushing TT and saw the conversation between me and the class teacher.
"Nope."
Wait a minute...... Could it be......
The image of a pretty girl came to my mind, with her ponytail tied up, her smile like a flower, and the yellow sand dancing around her......