One-night-in-hospital, don't drink too much, love it or not...... I didn't sleep well anyway. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"The people inside, you're already surrounded."

"You have to believe in the government, you have to believe in the party. As long as you are willing to surrender, the party and the government will be lenient with you! ”

"If you don't surrender, we're going to send out the Flying Tigers!"

Faced with this hopeless situation, I didn't even bother to open my eyes. It's hard to describe my mood at the moment, life, it's really a sea of bitterness: "Okay, good, I surrender I surrender ......" This kind of thing is really a tragedy.

"You have the right to remain silent until the lawyer arrives, but everything you say will be used as evidence in court."

I don't even have to open my eyes to know who is coming, yesterday's Liu Guanzhang, today's Interpol Detective. Damn, these three bastards are really a new script a day, after performing yesterday's Romance of the Three Kingdoms, they took a shower at night and washed off their faces, and they became detectives today, annoying!

While I was thinking wildly, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei rushed over and lifted my quilt, lifted me up from the bed, and controlled my hands. Liu Bei was preaching the policy while pointing at my head with something I don't know.

Seeing that I had surrendered and didn't sleep, I was furious, opened my eyes suddenly, glared at Liu Bei, who was doing political work for me, and scared him: "My lawyer will be here soon, you point at my head with a fritter like this again, be careful that I sue you for trampling on human rights." ”

"Save it, this is the mainland, don't talk about that."

"Damn, then you still send the Flying Tigers?" My head is about to explode: "Is there a Flying Tigers on the mainland?" ”

"Illiteracy is terrible, there were Flying Tigers on the mainland a few decades ago!"

"That's a pilot sent by the United States to support the Anti-Japanese War, isn't it a special forces?" I'm almost defeated by this group.

"You dare to doubt Interpol?"

"!" I rarely swear, but that doesn't mean I can't.

"How dare you swear at Interpol?" Liu Bei was obviously annoyed by my "damn", and began to poke my face with fritters constantly, making my face full of oil.

"Nurse, nurse, help!" I had no choice but to shout outside the ward, hoping that the nurse would come and help me.

My shouting worked, and after a few footsteps, the "leaf lintel" came to the door of the ward and asked in an unkind tone, "What happened?" ”

"He's plugging me!" My hands were controlled by Guan Yu and Zhang Fei behind me, so I could only snort and signal that Liu Bei, who was holding the fritters, was the criminal.

"Ye Zilin" glanced at the four of us helplessly and contemptuously, and asked me angrily: "What did he use to insert you?" ”

"Churros!"

"Are you in pain?"

"It doesn't hurt ...... pain"

"Isn't it good if it doesn't hurt, can you not shout for help when you encounter such a trivial matter, what kind of man are you like this?" It seems that "Ye Zilin" is still quite nostalgic for yesterday's events.

"Ye Zilin" complained, and then pointed to the group of people squatting in the corner, and said: "Look at them, how well-behaved, as soon as they heard that they were surrounded, they immediately held their heads in their hands and squatted in the corner." Wouldn't it be nice for you to do the same? ”

I rolled my eyes, let out a long sigh, and explained, "Last night they got something 'Zhang Yide angrily whipped the post' and put the old man next door in the corridor, saying that he was the superintendent of the post, and they wanted to whip him. That old man is seventy years old, how can a person like a dry corpse stand them so neatly? I can't see it, so I'll let them rest early. As a result, the three of them changed their hexagram again, saying that they were going to play 'Baiyunlou Lu Bu's death', but they tossed me until more than two o'clock in the morning. Now that you're doing this early in the morning, what do you still care about in your hospital? ”

"As far as you know, it's not that you're too troublesome, otherwise how could it get on you?"

I had only been in the hospital for one night, and I was not very familiar with the "leaf frieze". I don't know if she's always cold, or if she has an opinion about me, so it's especially targeted. In short, she is very cold, very cold.

She said with some annoyance: "You also know that they are all mentally ill, and it doesn't make sense to reason with them, so you can cooperate...... I forgot that you are also mentally ill, and you are the sickest one, and I have told you so much. ”

I also wanted to argue and explain to her that I wasn't mentally ill, that I had been framed and wrongly imprisoned. But in a psychiatric hospital, not everyone is so reasonable.

And thanks to the shameless framing of Xia Xueyou, a little bastard, now my reputation in the hospital is very bad. Almost everyone knows that yesterday there was a lovely girl who cried in public about how perverted her brother was and how bad he was to her......

Now the whole hospital, whether it is medical workers or patients' families, thinks that Xia Xueyou is a sensible unlucky child, and I am the mold she has poured for eight lifetimes.

"What, you dare to say that we Interpol are mentally ill?" Liu Bei copied the fritters, screamed twice when singing, and said to Guan and Zhang: "Go, arrest her!" ”

Thanks to the self-suicide of the "leaf frieze", I have regained my freedom.

Seeing that the situation was not good, "Ye Zilin" hurriedly turned around and wanted to run, but where could she run? When people sing Peking Opera, they have to practice since they were young, and their physical fitness is much stronger than that of ordinary people. I saw that I didn't run two or three steps, and the "leaf lintel" was just like me just now, and I was held with my hands and accepted the "party-state trial".

"Who instructed it?" Liu Bei copied the fritters, pressed them against the temples of the "leaf lintel", and said sharply: "Say it quickly, if you don't say it, I will shoot you on behalf of the party and the people." ”

"Ye Zilintel" just spoke lightly, what "cooperate", what "behave...... That's because I'm the one who was being rectified! Now that it was her turn to be punished, she was not as easy as she had said.

The two big men who were locked up crossed their arms, and Liu Bei poked their faces with fritters, and the voice of "Ye Zilin" trembled. She was afraid that she would say the wrong thing and suffer hardship, so she cautiously asked, "Commanding what?" ”

The thin man slapped her in the face with a fritter, and said viciously: "Don't pretend to be garlic, say, who sent you to slander the people's police, is it Jiang Guangtou or Roosevelt?" Is it Liu Gongthief or Hesuxiu? I know that no matter what doctrine it is, my heart will not die! ”

"No one instructed me, I'm a nurse, I'm here to help you! I don't want to call the security guards, you're going to have to suffer when they're coming. "Liu Bei, they have mental problems, and they are definitely unwilling to cooperate with the security guards. If "Ye Zilin" is ruthless and calls the security guards directly, Liu Bei and they will definitely eat batons, and they will be locked up if they don't do well.

"What, help us?" When Liu Bei heard this, his face was full of disdain: "There has never been a savior, and it does not depend on the immortal emperor, it is all up to us to create the happiness of mankind." What are you a sugar-coated bomb with a clever tongue, how can you help me? ”

In fact, according to my urgency, when I see a girl being bullied, I will definitely go up to help as soon as possible. But Liu Bei and the others were locked up in this saffirmation room, which has already proved that they have no violent tendencies, at least they have no history of violently hurting people, so it is not a big deal.

Besides, "Ye Zilintel" himself is not in a hurry to call the security guard, what is there to worry about? The security guard is a hundred meters away from the iron gate, can Liu Guanzhang still hurt her?

Therefore, I was also happy to watch the play, laughing at the dilemma of "leaf frieze", and even gloating, thinking: "Let you just say cool words." ”

But the development of things seems to be a little beyond my imagination, after all, the harm of men to women, in addition to "organic", there is also "spiritual".

"Say, where did you hide the transmitter? How many confidential documents did you pass on to Mi Di and Su Xiu? Say! "Liu Bei is not divided into dramas, just like a red general who attacks and defends the military, and his mouth is full of lines that may be 404.

"I don't have a transmitter, I'm a nurse, you let me go, or I'll call security."

"Humph! If you don't say, won't I look for it myself? Liu Bei looked the nurse up and down, left and right with a pair of small eyes, and finally his eyes stayed on the proud twin peaks on her chest, and he said quite proudly: "Spare you all kinds of changes, how can you beat my fiery eyes, but didn't let me find it?" With that, he was going to untie the nurse's uniform of the "leaf frieze".

"Help!"

"Stop!" Watching the play is watching the play, things have developed to this point, I can't watch the "leaf lintel" be humiliated.

As soon as I thought of this, I took two big strides forward, grabbed Liu Bei's shoulders, pulled him back, and dragged him aside. But I didn't think that Liu Bei was born in martial arts, and he had been practicing since he was a child, and on the Peking Opera stage, he was the master who didn't sweat even after a dozen somersaults. I only took half a step away from him, but he took his right arm and locked it behind his back.

"Alas, it hurts!" With my arms locked, I was sweating profusely and couldn't resist at all.

Liu Bei smiled sadly: "It hurts? This is just a problem, and the article is still to come! ”

"Problem-solving? Essay? I read these two words, and before I could think of what they meant, I was pushed forward by Liu Bei and slammed into the chest of the "leaf lintel", which was stuck between her tall twin peaks.

"If you dare to attack Interpol, I will suffocate you counter-revolutionary!"

The next moment, the cries and screams of the "leaf lintel" sounded like an air raid siren. Then there was the sound of footsteps and the shouts of the security guards.

As for me......

"It's so stuffy...... I was almost suffocating, I tried to open my mouth, but I still couldn't breathe a little air.

Fortunately, although the security guards came slowly, there were quite a few of them, and they finally managed to get Liu Guanzhang before I was suffocated to death.

"Ahh I was a little hypoxic, my brain was mushy, and I greedily took a big breath of air, and I felt like I was reincarnated.

But the wonderful feeling didn't last long.

"Smack!" It was probably the heaviest slap in the face I've ever received in my life. After being slapped in the face, I looked at the "leaf lintel" with some shock and said, "Why did you hit me?" I'm here to help you! ”

"Brute! Perverted! Make an embryo! The tearful "leaf lintel" escaped from the room crying after scolding me. I was left behind with an unresponsive look and a room full of unkind security guards.