"The sky is above!"

I looked forward to the stars, the moon, and finally a newcomer who was barely mentally normal, but I still didn't have any cards to play...... I really want to have a "psychotic episode" right away and stab these four bastards who are playing cards and having fun. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"I should have thought a long time ago that the charm of Mr. De, a ghost, is useful for both men and women. But can't I do it? "I was bored, so I started my ancestral brain, using my ancestral IQ to think about the current situation.

I tapped my temples and thought, "Three brain-broken plays, and a ghostly guy with discolored eyes...... "I'm not a racist, but after Mr. De scared me, his code name in my mind changed from "Mr. De" to "Ghost".

"The ghost guy doesn't have any position at all, and it's wishful thinking to let him rebel against anyone. But the drama ...... "I don't know the three newcomers yet, and I don't know what they like and what they taboo." It's a bit difficult to get them to change their attitude, to support me, to get me to the table. For a moment, I was at a loss, so I could only silently read: "Liu Guanzhang...... Liu Guanzhang ......"

After some hard thinking and meditation, I really came up with a plan!

I didn't delay when I was blessed with a soul, I turned around with a "whoosh", and a sword finger almost poked Liu Xuande's face, shouting: "Bah! Okay, you are a member of the Han family, now that the country is in turmoil, what have you done? Confused! Confused! ”

"Prepare ...... Bei ...... "This Liu Bei in front of me is an actor after all, not the real Liu Xuande, where will there be a change in the Three Kingdoms?" I was bluffed like this, like a printer with jammed paper, making noise all the time, but I couldn't speak.

On the other side, Guan Yu was squinting at me with his long beard; Zhang Fei screamed again: "You are a house slave with three surnames, and you dare to teach my brother a lesson?" ”

I glanced at him and said in my heart: "If you are really Zhang Fei, of course I don't dare." "But naturally you can't say that, the security guard specially instructed that when these three people are role-playing, they can't expose it, otherwise they may go crazy.

"Hehe, the cloth doesn't dare." I dare to start this talk, naturally I have been prepared for a long time, where will I be short of words? He also pretended to be Lu Bu and blurted out an explanation: "It's just that I know that Xuande Hongya has faithfulness, and he is not a person under the people, so he made some blunt words, so as not to be deceived by others, but he suffered the world." ”

"You ......" Zhang Fei wanted to say more, but was stopped by Liu Bei waving his hand: "Yide, don't make a mistake." ”

Liu Bei shook his hand to the ground and asked, "Please also ask my brother to teach me." ”

"In the past, there were Zhuhu in the Western Regions, and the Han Dynasty was smooth, and the Han Dynasty was weak; Later, Wuhuan moved south, but he violated his oath and repeatedly went to the border. It can be seen that the theory that 'if it is not of my race, its heart will be different' is a golden and jade good saying. ”

"Yes, yes."

"Since Xuande understands this principle, he should understand that 'Yi will not change the summer, and will not mess with China'." I pointed to Mr. De, who was stunned, and shouted: "In that case, why did Xuande mess with this Hu man and indulge in the Hu people's card games?" Isn't this a summer of razing? ”

"Prepare ...... Prepare ...... "This fake and shoddy Liu Bei will only play the role of a repeater every time he arrives at such a time."

"Xuande intends to Kuang Han Xing Liu, since he should keep in mind the shame of Gaozu Baideng, and be a gentleman and a barbarian. These words, not the top is not Chinese. ”

Liu Bei was too deep into the play, and after listening to my words, he sweated profusely, and saluted me again: "Serve me." ”

I was secretly smug in my heart: "The mental hospital is a mess, who will believe these words just now?" ”

In contrast to my pride, Mr. De's trepidation.

"Didn't you just vote for democracy?" Mr. De's face was panic and trance, he didn't know if he was Chinese, and what it had to do with whether he played cards or not.

But there are still many things that he doesn't understand, I laughed, laughing and watching him being set up by Guan Yu and Zhang Fei and thrown in front of the TV.

"The barbarians have been eliminated, I don't know what else to do?" Liu Bei still looked like a well-behaved student and asked me for advice.

I laughed again, sat down at the table, and said, "Now that the barbarians are gone, shouldn't we celebrate by playing cards?" ”

"But sir, didn't you just say that cards are barbarian things, and we should ...... them."

With a wave of my hand, I interrupted Liu Bei's words, and said in an unquestionable tone: "For example, a poor young man among us got a big mansion because of his ancestor's Yin Gong, and he didn't ask if he was cheated, robbed, or legally inherited, or became a son-in-law in exchange. So, what to do? I think, first of all, regardless of three, seven, twenty-one, take it! ”

"But if the old owner of the house is against it, and fears that what has been given to him will be stained, and he does not dare to enter the door, it is a shame; Furious, set a fire to burn it out, even if it preserves its innocence, it is a faint. But because I was envious of the old owner of this house, and this time I accepted everything, gladly crept into the bedroom, and sucked the remaining opium, which was of course even more waste. Nothing is like this. ”

"He possesses, picks. When you see shark fin, you don't just throw it on the road to show its "civilianization", as long as you have nourishment, you and your friends eat it like radish and cabbage, but you don't need it to feast on guests; When they saw opium, they did not fall into the latrine in public, so as to see that it was completely revolutionary, and only sent it to the pharmacy for the purpose of curing diseases, but did not engage in the mystery of "selling the ointment, while the sale lasts". ”

"Anyway, we're going to bring it. We are to use, store, or destroy. Then, the owner is the new owner, and the house will become the new house. However, first of all, this person must be calm, courageous, discerning, and not selfish. If there is no one, people cannot become new people, and without what they take, literature and art cannot become new literature and art. ”

After a tirade, I slapped my hand on the table, followed the spiritual teachers on TV, sighed, and said meaningfully: "Xuande, have you understood?" ”

"......" Liu Bei didn't speak, and from the frozen expression on his face, I couldn't be sure if he had understood. But I'm pretty sure he's gone. He was stunned, and my goal was achieved.

"Okay, now can we play cards?" I put on the high-ranking sitting posture in "God of Gamblers", and invited Liu Guanzhang and the three to sit down with a smile: "I want the landlord!" ”

Liu Guanzhang was confused by me, so he didn't grab the landlord with me. I reached out and hugged the card in front of me, and oh, this is a great card, and I can already see the goddess of victory beckoning to me.

I didn't think about it, God didn't seem to want me to play cards well. Before I could even play a card, I heard someone shout at me, "Why are you bullying honest people?" ”

I rolled my eyes, and when I looked back, it turned out to be a nurse who had come out of the glass room to hold Mr. De up.

"Why am I bullying honest people? It takes four people to play cards, Liu Guanzhang refused to play with Mr. De, and drove him away, what does it matter to me? "Naturally, I won't admit that I cheated Mr. De.

"What kind of man are you who dare to do it?" The nurse had nothing to do with me, and I was so angry that I trembled.

The nurse was angry, and I was even angrier than she was. Think about what my life experience has been like on this day.

I was beaten by a child playing ball in the morning, and when I went home, I was put together by my sister and idol, and I was sent to a mental hospital without eating. When I went to a psychiatric hospital, I met a neurologist who diagnosed me with mental illness.

Hungry is hungry, mental illness is mental illness, I've been locked in, can I have a little spiritual life? was first rectified by the second generation of the official Qian Quan, and then driven out of the game by the crazy play. That's all I have today, I don't care about anything, I just want to play cards. Whoever stops me from playing cards is my worst enemy!

I was angry anyway, and I didn't choose to speak: "You don't care if I'm kicked out of the table, you will stand up for Mr. De, what kind of sense of justice do you have?" And if you dare to do something, don't talk nonsense, if you are heard by others, you will think that I have an improper relationship with you. You know, just by virtue of your appearance, I am misunderstood by others that I have a leg with you, wouldn't I be very faceless? ”

In fact, these words of mine are all angry words, that is, things that are said casually, in order to have a good time. As a nearsighted, my glasses were lost by a police comrade during the twisting process, and now I am far away, and I can't see people's faces clearly. As for what posture is not posture, I can't see the face clearly, how can I say accurately?

Unexpectedly, as soon as my voice fell, the audience was shocked...... All the living people in the entire nursing room, Liu Guanzhang, Mr. De, the security guards outside the iron gate, the nurses in the glass room, and even the patients who were originally like dead people, never spoke or responded, all gasped, turned their heads, and looked at me with the eyes of a mentally ill person.

"What...... What's the problem? "The sudden change startled me.

Liu Bei was closest to me, and when he saw me asking questions, he said in an ambiguous tone that only a man can understand: "Ah, Brother Lu is worthy of being a man who has slept with Diao Chan, and your spirit of treating beauty like dung is really touching." You are simply the only gurgling spring in this vulgar world of face-seeking. When I have my own base one day, I must let all the residents learn from Brother Lu's spirit! "It seems that because of the excessive fright, Liu Bei's problem of dragging the ancient text was scared by me.

When Liu Bei said this, I probably understood what was going on, so I hurriedly squinted my eyes and leaned forward to see the nurse's face.

"Premature life!"

No wonder even the group of zombie-like patients have reacted, damn it, this faceless nurse in my mouth is a rare beauty!

I saw that although she frowned and was full of anger, she naturally exuded a coquettish atmosphere, obviously glaring, but somehow, she had a "seductive" taste.

In addition to her face, her figure is also extremely graceful, especially her "broad mind", she can't even restrain her loose nurse's uniform, and every time she inhales, there is a danger of cracking the silk.

My God, this nurse is simply a leaf lintel at her peak, and she is a high-end leaf frieze. As a generation of stars, Ye Zilin is crazy sought after by men, and her eyebrows and eyes are naturally beautiful, but they are still inferior to the nurse in front of me.

"What a premature life!" I now have a feeling that it's like borrowing a good brother's Bentley to pick up girls, and the girl I want to pursue is my good brother's girlfriend. In short, it is the wonderful feeling of wanting to pretend to be forced, but being struck by lightning, and it is still in public.

"I ...... I ......, "I seem to have been infected by Liu Bei, like a printer with jammed paper, making noise for a while, and I can't even say a word of."

"You're doing it for yourself. I promised your sister that I would take good care of you. But I really can't say much to a shameless scum like you, and I can only break my promise. The nurse said, taking several large steps back. This time, there was not only anger on her face, but also a look of disdain.

Watching her retreat, I came back to my senses. Damn, I was trying to organize my language, but I was so engrossed that I didn't realize that my body had been leaning forward.

I was sitting, the nurse was standing, and I came closer...... So I was very close to her "big heart", and I kept it like that for about a few tens of seconds. To everyone but me, there was no doubt that I was playing hooligan on the nurses.

"Oh my God, even the mentally ill look down on me, what should I do in the future?" Looking at the undisguised contempt of Liu Guanzhang and others, I really wanted to cry without tears.

But all this is not over, when the nurse was about to walk into the glass room, she suddenly turned around and shouted at me: "I have such a good sister, who washes your clothes every day, cooks for you, and beats you on the back, but you still beat her all the time, and she is covered in injuries, you are not human!" You are hopeless! ”

God, I'm shocked! This is a story that happened on Mars, right?

"Xia Xueyou, I should have covered you in the cradle with a diaper back then!"