"Classmate Xia, why are you sweating so much? Why don't you go to my office, you can blow the air conditioner for a while. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"No, no, no, no...... I mean, what's so embarrassing, we're standing at the school gate...... I am deeply proud to be a student of Binh Gang University, and I am going to stand here and let everyone see that I am a student of Ping Gang University. ”

I was already suspicious of the class guide, but when I heard that the class guide was going to take me to the office, my legs were weak with fright. I have seen Xia Xueyou's skills, these people with supernatural abilities are not at all something that ordinary people like us can fight against. If I go to a place like the office where no one can see it, won't I become plasticine, let her pinch it flat and rub it round?

No way! I'm still so young, I don't want to die, I can continue for a second longer. I'm going to stay at the school gate, and if I have the ability, I can deal with me in public.

"Oh, classmate Xia, don't get excited." Somehow, I just spoke faster, and the class guide began to sweat on his forehead as if he was being held to the heart by a gun: "Everything is easy to say, there are still many good people in this world, you have to be calm...... Take a deep breath, take a deep breath, inhale with me, ah, exhale ......"

"Education in the United States is not very good, what about a master's degree, what are you studying?" I frowned and sneered.

At the same time, I mentally criticized the education in the Western world, and I couldn't help but worry, if the international students all learn like this, wouldn't there be no hope for our relatives? The imperialists of the rice imperialists have corrupted the successors of our Juche ideology with their childish education, and their hearts can be condemned.

I was deeply worried about the future of my country, and my brows were getting tighter and tighter, but the class guide who was a few steps away somehow suddenly went crazy. She took me in her arms, wrapped one hand around me, wouldn't let me break free, and gently stroked my head with the other. The class leader is only 1.6 meters tall, and if he wants to hug me who is 1.78 meters, his head is just leaning on my shoulder...... I felt something soft on my neck......

"Don't be in a hurry, don't be afraid." The class guide was close to me, and her voice sounded softly in my ears, so gentle, I could even feel the moist and warm air she exhaled as she spoke.

"Teacher Gao! What are you doing! "Oh my God, my cerebellum collapsed directly, and now I can only use my bladder to think - a few days ago, Hu Xiang was still talking, what if the class guide pursued him, I was still laughing at him at the time for wishful thinking, is this question to me to answer now?

"Student Xia, you have to listen to the teacher, the teacher is here to help you, not to harm you."

The slightly familiar body is close to it, soft; Gentle words spoke, warm; The fragrance of orchid and musk deer is fumigated, and it penetrates the heart and spleen. My mouth was dry, and two sentences came out of my mind for no reason-like flowers, like jade and fragrant. I regret it now, I should have gone to the office. If I'm in the office at the moment, I'll definitely ignore it, but this is the school gate!

It was now more than seven o'clock, and there were a lot of people coming and going, some of whom were returning from eating out. Let's not talk about classmates, let's just say that there are a lot of people coming and going on the road outside the school gate, and now they are all stopping to watch. And the security guard at the door...... Damn, comrade security is drooling. No, no, I'm thin-skinned and can't stand this. I tried to push the class director away, but with a gentle hand, she hugged her tighter. I want to break free with some force, but I can't do it, such a slightly familiar beauty, it's not appropriate to push her anywhere!

"Uh-huh...... I believe, Mr. Gao, can you let me go first? Now in public, you don't want that! I'll promise you whatever you say, as long as you let go quickly! ”

"Are you promising the teacher to be obedient?"

"Yes, yes, yes, I listen to everything you say, can you let me go now?"

"Then go to my office."

"Huh?"

"What, you're disobedient?"

"I'm obedient! I'm obedient! ”

After saying a lot of undignified words, I finally regained my freedom and ran to the office building in front of everyone's eyes.

"Tea or coffee?" The class guide took out a cup and beckoned. Unlike her pretended calm tone, her cheeks were red as if they were about to drip blood, showing what kind of mood swings the owner of this face had.

"Tea, thank you."

Frankly, from the first second I entered the office, I was looking forward to what was going to happen. However, what is surprising is that the enthusiastic class instructor at the school gate has calmed down at this moment.

"So your sister is an all-round genius?"

"Yes, she can do almost anything."

"Then you should suggest that she take our Ping Da test."

"Thanks, she won't go to such a bad school. When I received the offer, she taunted me severely. ”

"Uh......"

I spent most of the hour in the office and told the class guide everything I could say. And she was like a neighbor's sister, sometimes smiling and listening, sometimes following a few words. Until one point, she looked at her watch and said contentedly, "It's not too early, I'm packing up my things and going home." Mr. Xia, if you are unhappy, you can come to me at any time to talk to me. ”

"Oh, good."

I walked out of the office and stood outside the door in a daze. The hour that has just passed is so unreal, but it does exist.

"What the hell does Mr. Gao mean?" I still had the smell of her perfume on my body, and I leaned in to smell it, and it smelled very faint of orchid. I tilted my head and fell into deep thought.

I stood still for about a minute when a bell rang and pulled me back to reality. This is the text message prompt sound of my mobile phone, but it usually rings a few times "Di Di Di", but this time it rings one after another, and it is connected.

"What's going on?" My brow furrowed, and in general, this would never be a good thing. I took a deep breath and pulled out my beloved Nokia 5530xm, ready for bad news.

I pressed the power button, lit up the screen, and then clicked on the text box, which contained more than 20 unread text messages. I clicked on it in order, and the first one was sent by Hu Xiang-

"Second child, why is your sister so beautiful? You'll be my big brother from now on! ”

What, Xia Xueyou is coming to school? I was shocked, I missed her a lot, but now I was a little afraid to see her, afraid that she would make some kind of moth. I glanced at the other messages, which were sent by Wang Lei and Cao Jinhui, and the content was basically the same, anyway, they were all praise for Xia Xueyou.

"No, I have to stop her!" I don't know what Xia Xueyou wants to do, but I must stop her. Thinking of this, I hurriedly ran to the teaching building, there were a lot of people in our class, and I had to go to the multimedia classroom in the teaching building every time I had a class meeting.

I ran like a drunken rhinoceros, and by the time I found the multimedia classroom where my class was located, I was out of breath. I stood in the doorway, leaned against the wall, took a few deep breaths, and rushed into the classroom.

"You ...... ......"When I burst into the classroom, I saw a scene that I will never forget—can you imagine more than 100 people eating pizza together?" That's it right in front of me.

I gasped and scanned the crowd, spotting Xia Xueyou at a glance. At this moment, she is putting on an innocent appearance, laughing and laughing surrounded by Jiang Chi, Cao Qinyang and several other girls, looking like a fish in water.

"Big breasts and no brains!" I feel sad for these girls, they were deceived by Xia Xueyou so easily.

"Brother!"

I was thinking about how to call Xia Xueyou outside the classroom for a separate conversation between brothers and sisters, Xia Xueyou preemptively struck, pretending to be surprised, got out of the girls' pile, and flew into my arms.

I hugged Xia Xueyou, lowered my voice, and said in her ear, "What are you doing?" ”

"It's nothing, I just came to see you, and by the way, I invited your classmates to a pizza." Xia Xueyou chuckled twice with bad intentions, people who don't know still think that our brother and sister are close, and they are talking and laughing!

"What the hell do you want to do?" I am convinced that the truth is never so simple, even if Xia Xueyou comes to see me, there is no need to invite my classmates to eat pizza. She invited more than a hundred people to eat pizza at once, and she must have other plans.

Xia Xueyou's next sentence gave me the answer: "I hope they choose you as the class leader." ”

"Damn, did I say I want to be a squad leader?" Oh my God, I almost hit the wall. With my personality, I really don't like to get these things, go to the teacher every day to report, and take care of attendance and class fees...... I hate doing this kind of meaningless and tedious bird thing!

After listening to my complaints, Xia Xueyou didn't hear it, and continued to tell her story: "But I came a little late, they have already chosen Sister Jiang Jiang as the squad leader, and Sister Qinyang as the secretary of the Youth League. They are beautiful and very nice, and I am embarrassed to ask them to step aside, so I have to give up. ”

Jiang Chi was originally the liaison, and he passed on a message to the teachers and classmates for a week, and it was natural for him to be elected class president. Cao Qinyang is the one with the highest score in the college entrance examination in our class, with a sweet face and a good temper, and he is naturally sought after and loved in our monk major. There was nothing wrong with the outcome of this election.

"Heaven forbid!" I figured out the key, I was crazy, God still loves me.

However, Xia Xueyou's next words made my heart cold again: "The main positions have been selected, I can only ask the brothers and sisters here to let them leave the deputy positions of squad leader and League branch secretary, and wait for you to come back and choose again." ”

"Damn! You play with yours, I shouldn't always ...... "I made up my mind to refuse, I don't believe that anyone can force me to be a cadre on duty."

"That's not going to work, stupid Ernie sauce, unless you want to go to the Nine Courtyards again." My most cherished sister threatens me at this moment in a cryptic tone.

"You Think I'm ......"

"It's not going to be a day trip."

"Count you ruthless!"

"Then brother, what do you choose to be, the deputy secretary of the regiment or the deputy squad leader?"

I looked at Jiang Chi with a cold face, and then at Cao Qinyang, who was smiling at me, and said in my heart: "If I take refuge in Cao Qinyang, I can do it and let her take on the responsibilities of her position." With her character, she will definitely not force me. Perfect! perfect！ My popularity is really good! ”

After making a decision, a smile returned to my face, and I secretly laughed This magic is one foot high, one foot high, Xia Xueyou, you girl, how can you stump me?

"I choose ......"

But before I could speak, I was robbed by Xia Xueyou: "Brother, I think you should be the deputy squad leader, I think it will be more helpful for your experience." ”

"Didn't you just say ......"

"Yes, but now I say, I won't let you choose the deputy secretary of the league, is there a problem?"

I almost squeezed these words out of my teeth: "No problem! ”

Seeing that I was soft, Xia Xueyou got out of my arms, walked onto the podium, and bowed deeply to my classmates: "Big brothers, big sisters, if you are willing to choose my brother, please raise your hand if Xia Xueyi is the deputy class leader." ”

Damn, full vote...... Except for myself. Especially Hu Xiang and Wang Lei, their dogs, as if they didn't see my gloomy face, were so excited that they seemed to have taken medicine, and kept squeezing their eyebrows at me, showing their support for me. Damn, I'm going to strangle a few of them when I go back, so that they will always error404!

"I don't think there is a need to record votes in such an obvious situation." Xia Xueyou, who succeeded in her trick, hummed a few words of song and said quite proudly.

"You treat your brother like this, you are going to be struck by lightning!" After being manipulated by my own sister, my mood was as bad as I wanted, and I had entered the mode of psychological breakdown and talking nonsense.

didn't expect Xia Xueyou to listen to the evil words, but pursed her lips and smiled: "Hahaha, Lei Gongdian, do they dare?" ”

...... "I have nothing to say, my mood is broken at the moment.

However, one person seemed to be more broken than me, and the sound of "click" footsteps came from far and near, rushing wildly.

"Teacher Gao?" I watched as the class leader rushed into the classroom like a drunken rhinoceros, sweating profusely and seemed to be very emotional.

"Jiang Chi said that you became the deputy squad leader? No way! No way! ”

"Hiss......" I gasped, and the pieces in my mind were pieced together. The "chance encounter" at the school gate, the rather fragrant "procrastination time", a cup of tea and aimless chatter, the wild running at this moment appeared......

"The class leader doesn't want me to be a cadre on duty!" The answer is coming, but why?

"Don't get excited......"

"I'm here to help you, not to hurt you......"

"Take a deep breath ......"

The words of the class guide came to my mind one by one, they seemed familiar, very familiar, and I must have heard them somewhere.

"I remember!" I sighed secretly and glared at Xia Xueyou fiercely, she was all to blame! These damn words were all said by the nurse to a mentally unstable patient when he was in the Ninth Hospital before!

Coffee is right, I don't have a criminal record at the police station, but I have files in a mental hospital!

“fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck！”