The daily life of the four seasons of Yinghime
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Speaking of hell, it's a strange place.
Although it is very terrifying to be misrepresented among the living, it is actually not as terrifying as the living think.
As early as more than 600 years ago, Hell had already abolished the criminal laws of [Near Border Prison] and [Lonely Prison], and as for the abolition proposal of [Eight Cold Prisons] and [Eight Hot Prisons], it was also recently submitted to the hands of the Thirteen Great Enma, and it is expected that if it goes well, it will be implemented in the next 100 years.
Now, as the new Great Enma - Shikiki Yinghime? Amasana (Amasana is the official name) was anxious about the mountain of copywriting in front of him.
ββ¦β¦ A proposal from 'Moludo' Xijin to improve the green environment and rebuild the corresponding green belt...... Ghost Six. This is the 'Hall of Merits', not the 'Office of Seniority'! We don't care about that! β
The chief referee, who looked like a young girl (actually ******* years old), picked up a proposal and glanced at it again, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching: "Do you have to hand over such a thing as a road to disrepair to the chief referee?" β
The tall and white-robed green ghost bowed his waist respectfully, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching: "Judge of the Four Seasons, Hell has been quite short of manpower recently, and it is just the time to catch up with the 'loopholes and instability', and now the Department of Ministers is too busy, and there may be more proposals than usual, please forgive me......"
"Ghost Six, don't call me that. I've only recently become a Great Enma, so it's best to call me 'Shiki-sama' like I used to." Four Seasons Yingji shook her head and said, "I'll take care of the affairs, so there's no need to worry about that." β
"That's so good, I thought Shiki-sama would be too busy." Oni Liu nodded and smiled, "This is a document from the 'Yin Flu', and there are a lot of them. With that, Oniroku picked up the two-person-high document and placed it beside Shijiyinghime, who was silent for a while before replying, "...... Ghost Six, you're really ruthless at all. β
"Yes, if you work in the Hall of Merits, it's not a good thing to have personal feelings." Oniroku bowed solemnly to Shikihime and said, "I still remember the teachings of Lord Shiki. β
[This is definitely intentional! γ
"By the way, His Royal Highness the Great Yama Demon of the Five Senses King sent someone to pass on a message. Now the standard equipment of the Enma in the underworld needs to be replaced. As he spoke, Oni Six presented a plastic penitential stick, and introduced, "Recently, there has been a serious waste of hell resources, and the paper penitential sticks equipped by the Enma should be replaced with plastic products that can be rewritten. In the future, after writing on the back of the penitential stick, you just need to wipe it off with your hand. Although it will take at least twenty years or so to become widespread, the Shiki-sama, who is the Great Enma, should also take the lead. β
Shiki Yingji played with the slightly small repentance stick in her hand, and involuntarily praised: "It's very light." Ghost six, burn my old one. Sure enough, the big stick that was taller than me didn't suit me well. β
Speaking of which, Shiki Yingji felt that something was wrong with Oni-Six's expression, and she didn't know how she could see the problem from Oni-Six's blue face.
ββ¦β¦ Ghost Six, you still have something to hide, right? Don't try to lie. Shiki Yingji smiled and wrote the sin of "concealment" on the back of the new penitential stick, preparing to test the effect of the new penitential stick on the spot: "After I have confirmed your sin, all your secrets will be hidden in front of the pure glass mirror." β
Oni-roku struggled for a moment, and finally decided to say it.
ββ¦β¦ Lord Shiki, you must not hit me when I say it? β
"In the name of the Great Enma, I promise you."
"That...... In fact, His Royal Highness the Great Yama, the King of the Five Senses, is concerned that your figure is not suitable for the old type of repentance stick, and Hell has recently advocated 'environmental protection and energy saving', so ......"
"Alright, Oni Six." Shikihime was still smiling, but the green tendons that kept beating on her temples had already revealed her true thoughts.
[Damn! The bastard of the King of Facial Features is mocking my body again! The Thirteen Halls of Great Enma are all giants more than ten meters tall except for me! Guilty! The high-ranking guys are all guilty! γ
Thinking like this, Shiki-eihime, whose smile became stiff, looked at Oni-Roku (two meters five) with a somewhat 'kind' look, and the repentance stick that she had just put down was raised again.
"Oh, this new penitential stick is so good, but repetition has helped a lot......"
"Lord Siji, please don't grit your teeth and say such things, you just said that you won't beat me." Even the sweat came out of the ghost six's forehead.
"Aha, the promise of the Great Enma is true to its word." Shikihime laughed dryly as she quietly wrote behind the penitential stick.
"Please don't secretly set some strange charges for your subordinates, such as [height crimes] and the like......"
Shiki Yingji waved the stick of repentance and smiled: "Please don't try to interfere with the trial work of a great Enma, Ghost Six Monarch~"
"Ah, I suddenly remembered that my subordinates still have something important to report." Ghost Liuyi slapped his head and suddenly realized: "Lord Four Seasons, let's talk about work first......
"Tell me about it." After Shiki Yingji heard the word work, she instantly changed back to the supreme referee.
[Saved......] Ghost Six quietly wiped a cold sweat, and then said solemnly: "This report is about the ...... of 'above'"
Shiki Yingji's expression became a little strange, and then she confirmed solemnly, "The ...... 'above'? β
"Well, Lord Jizo attaches great importance to this incident, and it is said that the other twelve halls of the Great Enma have already had a short meeting in private." Oni Six looked extremely serious at this moment: "Lord Shiki, as the initiator of 'that plan', is also the Great Enma with the most special ability. Jizo King decided to explain some things to Shiki-sama alone......"
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Shikihime leaned back in her seat, pulled down the crown of her head to cover her face, and fell silent.
Seeing that the atmosphere was wrong, Ghost Six didn't dare to speak out casually.
This kind of event with great impact, Shiki Yingji will take it very seriously, and at this moment, as the [Supreme Judge of Hell], her every move will bring a suffocating aura.
The terrifying sense of coercion, this is the difference between the Great Enma and the ordinary Enma.
After a long time, after the four seasons Yingji spoke again, there was no trace of emotion: "I understand." Oni-6, when will King Jizo receive me? β
"A hundred years from now." Oniroku replied respectfully.
"A hundred years......? It's not too long, it's not too short. Shiki Yingji muttered to herself: "If it's the buffer period of 'that', it should be reasonable." I just didn't expect it to ...... so soon."
Oni-roku, as the confidant of Shikikihime, how could he not know what what she said represented?
"'Loopholes' are already very unstable, Oni Six. You should know what it represents. Four seasons Yingji clasped her palms together to support her chin: "If there is a first time, there will be a second time." We, or the world, can no longer afford such a huge cost. If [that guy] escapes again, we will face total destruction. β
"Yes, yes, Shiki-sama." Oni Six nodded nervously.
Shiki Yingji thought for a while, and then asked Oni Liu: "How is the Nine Sky Smoke?" β
"The ability is still growing, and now I can't beat it." Oni Roku confirmed: "It's very powerful. β
After hearing Oni Liu's evaluation, Shiki Yingji frowned: "That's it?" β
"Maybe even the big devils who are more powerful than me can't defeat it."
"Not enough." Shiki Yingji slammed the repentance stick on the table, holding his face and squinting at Oniroku: "It's not enough at all." β
Oniroku replied with a grim face, "Forgive your subordinates for being reckless, Lord Shiki. As a demon who has been born for less than 10 years, it is unbelievable that he can reach the current level. A hundred years is enough time for it to grow to the level of the [Ghost of Benge Temple] in the past......"
"Don't you understand? Ghost Six. We need more help than just the Ghost of Benge Temple. Shiki Yingji sighed and said, "To deal with [that guy], in addition to the ghost of Benge Temple, there is also a more powerful monster. β
Oni-roku couldn't control his emotions anymore at this moment, and shouted in panic out of control: "Lord Shiji, could it be......!?? β
Shiki Yingji nodded and sighed, "I am guilty, an unforgivable sin." β
"If it's just [that guy], even if you add the harm of the 'Human-Ghost Blood War' itself, it can't compete with the fiercest, strongest and most vicious monster." Shiji Yingji closed her eyes, and the repentance stick in her hand seemed to weigh 10,000 catties: "Once I fail, I will be the biggest 'villain' in this world." β
"And then, what are we going to do with that monster?" Ghost Six asked very seriously: "I always thought that you paid attention to the Nine Void Smoke because of his [Ghost Disciple of Benge Temple], but now it seems that there is something else hidden?" β
"Because of the 'strange spirits.'" Shiki Yinghime confirmed: "Oni Liu, do you know what 'Strange Spirit' is? β
"My subordinates know, what's the point of just being a 'strange spirit'?"
"The current 'strange spirit' of Jiukong Xun is the same as Yan Taro's." Four Seasons Yingji said: In other words, the future of Jiukong Xun is also a [ghost]? β
"W-what!?"
"Gambling is a big sin, Ghost Six." Four Seasons Yingji smiled bitterly: "It's just that the current situation is too late, so I have to gamble once, even if the price is heavy." Once we get the help of the ghosts, whether it's a bloody battle between humans and ghosts, or [that guy], it won't be a problem. β
After speaking, ignoring Ghost Six's reaction, Four Seasons Yingji waved his sleeves and drove people away: "Ghost Six, you shouldn't stay here now, go out." β
ββ¦β¦ The subordinate took his leave. Oni-roku exited the door with a complicated expression.
After Dingoni Six left completely, Shikihime fell on the table as if she was paralyzed, ripped off the crown on her head and threw it out.
ββ¦β¦ I ......"
The somewhat decadent Shiki-eihime sighed, quietly wrote a few words on the back of the penitential stick, and then gently knocked on her head.
ββIt hurts.