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However, I haven't wanted to do anything lately, and I've become so weird.

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Reimu took a sip of tea and nodded in satisfaction.

"The weather is clear, and Gensokyo is still peaceful today......"

"100 times - big bang - turtle school qigong!!"

[boom!]

A huge pillar of blue light that pierced the sky completely evaporated the Hakurei Shrine.

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Hakurei Shrine has a special enchantment built-in, and the shrine will be restored in a short time.

"Marisa's today is the beginning of a hundredfold Turtle Sect Qigong." Reimu filtered the boiling water through the tea leaves and simply brewed two cups of weak tea.

Marisa, who had combed her strange hairstyle and styled it with a lot of hairspray (*1), grabbed the freshly brewed tea and poured it down, "It's a hundred-fold Big Bang Turtle School Qigong (*2)!" Reimu, why are you staring at me like this? ”

Reimu stared at Marisa expressionlessly, then pointed to the teacup in Marisa's hand and said, "Boiling water." ”

"Wow, a

"Are you a dinosaur (*3) youkai! How rudimentary the structure of the reflex nerve is! ”

After sticking out her tongue and struggling frantically for a while, Marisa's eyes turned white and she fell straight to the ground.

"Red deer... Marisa の... 我が头に死賶星が!! （*4）”

"Don't think I can't hear Rao's words! Let's say something about Dragon Ball's famous lines! Reimu complained loudly, and although the focus was completely wrong, the reaction was unexpectedly fast.

"Hey, Marisa stop playing, get up!" Reimu pushed Marisa who had collapsed to the ground with a little impatience, "Marisa, hey...... Marisa? ”

Marisa didn't respond.

“…… It's not really dead, is it? Reimu swallowed, and some cold sweat flowed down.

Regardless, Marisa really doesn't seem to be lifeless right now. Reimu, a little frightened, put her finger on Marisa's nose and probed it slightly.

Didn't breathe.

"Hey, hey, Magic, Marisa-chan...... Don't hold your breath......" Reimu, who was getting more and more frightened, turned Marisa's body over, and Marisa's eyes had begun to white.

"Ma, Marisa, don't roll your eyes......" Reimu saw that Marisa's face was not quite right, so she closed her eyes and trembled and put her hand on Marisa's chest.

"Boobs are so soft...... Wrong!! There is no heartbeat!!, ahh ”

Reimu cried out loudly as she lay on Marisa's body, clutching Marisa's chest with both hands and shaking. If Marisa were still alive, she would have died of pain in no time.

"No, it's not. How could this guy die because of a glass of boiling water? What kind of god is this! Obviously, I just used 100 times the Turtle School Qigong to blast down the Hakurei Shrine!! ”

It's 100 times big bang turtle pie qigong!!

"Goo...... Speaking of Gensokyo, it seems that there is no common sense...... Marisa is really dead. What should I do now......" Reimu nervously bit her fingernails (*5) and kept thinking, "It would be bad if someone found out that a human was dead in the Hakurei Shrine, and if I didn't do it, rumors like 'Hakurei Shrine Maiden was a criminal' would spread, and it would be inconvenient for me to continue the crime at that time......"

After saying something terrible, Reimu's expression as she looked at Marisa's body changed a little, "Sure enough, it's better to dispose of the corpse...... If you dissect the corpse and dispose of it, the blood stains will be very difficult. If you bury it, you might turn into a zombie and come back to life...... If you smash it with Yin-Yang Jade, it will be discovered by the old woman (*6) again, tsk. ”

It looks like Reimu has completely put herself in the role of a prisoner.

"I'll have to hide it first, and then I'll entrust that hellcat to take it away......" Reimu vigilantly looked around as she dragged Marisa's feet into the shrine, "Now, Marisa, we're good friends, aren't we?" Good friends shouldn't cause trouble to each other, right? I'll take care of your corpse. ”

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"Alright, that's pretty much it." Reimu wiped the sweat off her head and smiled with satisfaction: "As the saying goes, 'the most dangerous place is the safest place', even the old woman can't guess it if it's hidden under the coffee table!" ”

Reimu clapped his palms, sat on the tatami mat and continued to sip his tea: "The tea is just a little cold...... Gollum, Gensokyo is still very friendly today......"

"Reimu, I'm here to play!"

"Poof!"

Cuixiang looked at Reimu with a puzzled look and was so frightened that she squirted out all the tea in her mouth, puzzled, "What's wrong?" Is there something going on? ”

"No, no, no, Marisa is completely fine, I also feel that Gensokyo is very peaceful today, it's a good day with a dark moon and a high wind, hahahahaha!"

"So I said, Reimu, your brain is really broken, right?" Suika glanced at Reimu with a slight suspicion: "Or is there something hidden from me?" ”

"Mr. Zhou Shuren once said: 'Science and technology are the primary productive forces' (*7)."

"It seems to make a lot of sense, but I always feel that something is wrong." Cui Xiang still looked at Reimu with a little suspicion: "Usually, Reimu, you won't forcibly create a stalk, it's more about the existence of the Tucao service." ”

The focus is still wrong.

"Just a spit service?" Reimu looked at Suika with a strange expression.

"Hmm...... A very capable spit service? Suika touched her chin and thought.

Reimu grabbed the two horns of Suixiang and shook it frantically: "It's the witch who has retreated from the ghost! Speaking of which, aren't you a ghost! What's the matter with walking in so casually! ”

"Don't worry about the details...... Usually Reimu you wouldn't be so excited, right, sure enough, there is something to hide from me. ”

"Nope." Reimu swallowed subconsciously.

"Still lying to me, I watched you grow up. I can see at a glance that something is wrong. Suika quipped, "Could it be that she accidentally killed Marisa?" ”

[ENDS. Whole. Correct. Indeed!!, ahh 】

"Reimu, you're okay, your face became so bad at that moment."

Reimu stiffened and replied, "No, it's okay, is there something wrong with you here?" ”

"Come and play, I don't mind sitting here, do I?" Cui Xiang patted the ash on her clothes and sat directly next to the coffee table.

【Mind it very much!】 】

"Ahaha, I don't have anything to play here, it's boring." Reimu smiled dryly, but cold sweat quietly flowed down.

[If Marisa's body is discovered, it will be difficult for me to deal with Suika's ability to manipulate the dense...... That's it! 】

"The ......"

"Huh?"

"That coffee table, you can't get close."

"This coffee table?" Cui Xiang knocked on the coffee table a few times and scratched her head: "Nothing special." ”

"It doesn't look like anything special, it's actually the result of the seal I put down." Reimu's eyes fluttered around, and his mouth began to talk constantly: "Na, you know Cuixiang." As a Hakurei shrine maiden, I will have some special missions in addition to retiring from the mutation. ”

"Special mission?" Suika frowned and chewed on this unfamiliar word: "Usually I only see Reimu sitting here like an old woman drinking tea constantly, while sighing about Gensokyo and peace and the like. I don't see you have any special missions? ”

"That's the appearance! Idea! Reimu retorted loudly, "You know what? This coffee table is actually sealed with incredible monsters! ”

"Awesome youkai?" Cuixiang's eyes lit up: "Tell me about it!" ”

"Uh...... In short, the first generation of Hakurei Shrine Maiden defeated the castle lord Alucardor (*9) when she broke into the Red Devil City (*8) and fell into Chaos (*10), solved the big bald super blue cat (*11), and sealed it into this seemingly ordinary coffee table with the Demon Seal Wave (*12)! Reimu blushed and talked breathlessly.

"Hmm...... In other words, this coffee table is sealed with a powerful monster called the 'Big Bald Super Blue Cat'? ”

"Yes! Get out of there, please! Reimu sat down at the incense soil: "Thank you very much! ”

"Such an interesting monster, naturally it's going to be a good fight!" Suika laughed and smashed the coffee table with a punch.

"Thank you so much...... Hey? Reimu's smile froze.

Marisa's corpse underneath the coffee table is exposed.

"Hey, Reimu." Suika's expression became very strange, "In other words, Marisa is the monster of the 'super bald head big blue cat'?" ”

"Ahaha, Marisa is so naughty, she actually got under the coffee table to take a nap!"

"Why can't you feel Marisa's breathing?"

"Actually, she's playing with me, deliberately holding her breath."

"Why can't I feel my heart beating?"

"Maybe I used a stand-in to pinch my heart, right? （*13）”

Suika nodded, "yes, that's the case." ”

As she spoke, Cuixiang took out her mobile phone from her body: "Hey? Is it the Human Garrison? I have a case of intentional homicide of a heinous nature here. The address is at Hakurei Shrine, and the criminals who committed the crime are very cunning and murderous, so please be careful......"

"Wow, spare me!" Reimu hugged Suika's thigh and cried, "I didn't do it!" Please don't call the police! I'm going to go to jail if I go on like this! Don't, ahhhh ”

"Hmm...... Have you really repented? ”

"Leave me alone!"

"Even if we trick you?"

"Of course...... Huh? ”

Reimu, who looked up again, looked at the resurrected Marisa and the snickering Suika in astonishment, and gave up thinking.

"Hahaha The way she cries so much that she really wants people to bully her! ”

"Reimu's panicked way of talking is so funny, hahahahaha!"

Reimu Brain is still crashing: "You ......"

"There's a mushroom in the Enchanted Forest that can make people fake their deaths, so I grinded some powder to make a potion. It scared Reimu," Marisa laughed and pulled out a small black bottle.

"What if you eat all of them?"

"Then you're really going to die...... Hey, Reimu, why are you asking that? ”

"Do you need to say it? Hey, of course. You. Eat. It's here. Reimu's eyes were obscured by the shadow of her bangs, and her smile gradually became a little strange.

"Hey, Reimu, we're still good friends, aren't we?" Marisa stepped back a little nervously, "You're not going to kill us, ......are you?" Hey? ”

"The latest issue of "Girl Jump" (*14) is on sale!! I had to go beforehand!! ”

Marisa watched as Suika flew away quickly, leaning up subconsciously.

However, Marisa's shoulder was held down by a white palm, and she couldn't move even half a step anyway.

"I'll visit you in Hell once in a while." Reimu whispered in Marisa's ear, the breath she exhaled that made Marisa's ears tickle a little.

But at this moment, Marisa could only feel a biting chill crawling down her back and up her brain.

"Wait for Reimu to explain!"

"Death."

Gensokyo is still peaceful today.

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(*1: Saiyans' hairstyles are always a little weird.)

(*2: From Dragon Ball GT Super 4 Gogeta's ultimate ultimate, that is, Big Bang + Turtle Qigong + 100 times)

(*3: The dinosaur's reflex arc is said to be tens of meters long, that is, ooxx a day later, the next day, the head is hot)

(*4: "Red deer な... Marisa の... 我が头に死賶星が!! That is, "Impossible... I'm Marisa... There will be a death omen star on the head? A comes from Uncle Rao's famous line in the Hokuto God Fist game: "Red deer... このラオウの… 我が头に死賶星が!! (Impossible...) I'm Rao... There will be a death omen star on the head? ）”

(*5: A is from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure 4 boss Kira Yoshikage, when Kira Yoshikage is nervous, he will subconsciously bite his fingernails)

(*6: Yakumo Murasaki)

(*7: Zhou Shuren is Mr. Lu Xun, "science is the primary productive force" from our beloved grandfather Deng ○ping)

(*8: From the Touhou poject fangame "Legend of the Red Devil City")

(*9: From the "Castlevania" series of games, Alucardo, the half-blood son of the vampire Dracula, the half-blood must be strong + the lone (high) testicular warrior.) By the way, it is said that Alucardor is gay + paternal control)

(*10: A is from "Castlevania Dawn Moon Waltz", one of the prerequisites for entering the true ending is to open the Chaos Hidden Level)

(*11: Wu Ke)

(*12: From the manga "Dragon Ball", using this skill can seal the Piccolo Demon King into the rice cooker, as for why the rice cooker is still an unsolved mystery)

(*13: A is from the final battle between Selling Yuqiang and Dio at the end of the third part of "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure", where Dio once felt his breathing and listened to his heartbeat when he confirmed whether Selling Yuqiang had cheated to death, and later Selling Yuqiang pinched his heart with a stand-in.) This paragraph is also a spoof of the corresponding plot)

(*14: A from "Shonen Jump")