Chapter 3 Heavenly Court's Office in Bada Hutong

The girl said that she was a fairy, and she was a very famous fairy, Hao Lang said that she was skeptical. www.biquge.infoNeedless to say, I believe that it is not only because she teleported home with her in the blink of an eye, but more importantly, because if it were not for the goddess, who would dare to wear this head flower roll on her head, this hairstyle has never been permed by a second person except Yu Qian.

The goddess's eyes are also quite thief, and when she found that Hao Lang had been staring at her hairstyle, she couldn't help rubbing her hair with her fingers, and sighed: "Alas, it's not very good-looking, right?" There's no way, I let the thunder split during the early annual tribulation, and I haven't been able to recover from it all these years. ”

Hao Lang didn't know how to answer this, so he had to sigh too: "Huh! It's not easy to love your fairy life, it's dangerous. ”

The goddess touched her hair again, revealing a look of memory: "Hey, there is naked hatred between peers, and there is no bad guy in any industry......"

Next, the fairy sister told Hao Lang a story seriously.

It is said that there are a total of 800 worlds and 3,000 small worlds in this world, all of which are under the management and control of the Heavenly Court. However, there are 3,800 worlds, which are a lot of them, but there is only one heavenly court, and it is difficult to achieve perfection, so the underworld, which is in charge of the cycle of life and death, also manages 800 more wild and fierce worlds of all sizes, such as rakshasas, Shura, and so on.

And the Western Heaven Elysium World, because of its wide influence, many Buddhas also have profound magic power, and there are countless believers, so they also manage the ninety-nine eighty-one Buddha land worlds on behalf of the heavenly court.

And we are not unfamiliar with these large and small worlds, many of the film and television works we have seen, especially myths and legends, are actually inadvertently passed out from the mouths of mortal immortals, all of which are the real history that happened in those worlds, and then they were changed into novels by some literati, and even regarded as classics.

For example, the world of "Journey to the West".

In the mouth of the fairy sister, Master Xuanzang of our world is actually a monk who cultivates immortals in the Buddha land world, and he has gone through tribulations and finally reincarnated into our world, the purpose is to emulate the predecessors who became immortals, and learn scriptures from the west to prove his position as a Buddha.

In fact, in another world, there are really people who subdue demons and subdue demons, and who have gone through nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties. It was a wild world, civilization had just begun to appear, and the people there cultivated immortals, cultivated demons, killed and bloodthirsty, in order to add more civilized fire to this new world, so the Emperor of Heaven sent a few immortals who had made mistakes to help the power of reincarnation in the new world, go to the West Heaven to worship the Buddha and seek scriptures, and obtain Mahayana Buddhism, in order to wash away the turbidity, wash away the killing, and bring new order and laws to this world.

After that, we all know the story, the Monkey King who made trouble in the sky, the marshal who was demoted to the mortal world but mistakenly voted for the pig's fetus, and the general who broke the glass cup, the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea who escaped to death on the dragon scraping platform, several people together to keep the reincarnated golden cicada, after nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties, and finally retrieved the true scriptures.

But the story after learning from the scriptures, presumably few people know. It is said that the five-person group of scriptures obtained the true scriptures, and after becoming famous, they began to promote Mahayana Buddhism in this wild world, however, things are not as simple as imagined, this is a world where demons are rampant, of course, the ghosts and ghosts do not want to see the world become peaceful, they naturally have to resist, so the immortals and demons in this world had an earth-shattering battle, the result of the battle is that the world was completely shattered, and all the gods and demons who participated in the war were reduced to pieces.

However, although the body was broken, the soul was immortal, and the souls of countless immortals and demons drifted out of the broken world, and finally fell to another big world, that is, the earth we are on. However, it is impossible to survive alone for a long time without losing their body and soul alone, and these immortals and demons will inevitably find a way to reincarnate, and after reincarnation, most of them will forget the past.

However, this kind of forgetting is not long-lasting, it is only temporary, and it should not be far from their memory awakening, so this Nine Heavens Xuannu was sent down by the Emperor of Heaven to find those reincarnated immortals and demons, and the immortals naturally want to lead them to re-cultivate immortals and come back, and the demons had better simply find a place to bury them!

The story of the Xuannu came to an end for the time being, and she stared at Hao Lang with big eyes, waiting for Hao Lang's reaction. However, Hao Lang didn't think about it so quickly, and after being stunned for thirty or forty seconds, he sighed "hiss": "The background of your story is also a little big, the question is what does it have to do with me?" Don't tell me you're dragging me to say such old things, you're actually talking about storytelling! ”

At first glance, this story was actually quite difficult to accept, and Hao Lang's tone was somewhat angry. However, Xuannu was not annoyed, and looked at him with a smile: "Why am I looking for you, don't you know yourself?" Don't you know what happened to you? ”

With a "boom" in his mind, Hao Lang had an intuition that what this sister was talking about should be about her superpowers. The question has always been a secret in Hao Lang's heart, and she has never told anyone about it, how did she know about it? However, when he thought of the identity of the other party's immortals, and teleported home with him a few minutes ago, Hao Lang was a little relieved.

Sure enough, just as Hao Lang thought, he only heard Xuannu speak again: "You never thought about how your superpowers came from?" ”

This topic successfully aroused Hao Lang's interest, and he frowned: "You know? ”

However, Xuannu didn't answer him, but changed the topic and asked Hao Lang: "Do you know why I suddenly found you?" Then, without waiting for Hao Lang to answer, she said to herself: "Just when I went down to earth, I noticed that there was a faint trace of immortal qi in this area, which was probably from the awakening of the mana of those reincarnated immortals, so I came to this place for the purpose of finding this immortal." ”

"Wait a minute!" Hao Lang was not a fool, he instantly understood what she meant, and couldn't help but widen his eyes and pointed at himself: "You don't mean to tell me that I am the reincarnated immortal, right?" ”

Xuannu didn't speak, but nodded slightly, and the answer was self-evident.

"Damn!" Hao Lang accepted it when he teleported before, and then the girl said that she was the Nine Heavens Xuannu Hao Lang also accepted it, even if she said that Tang Sanzang on our side was a copycat, and the real five-person group had been turned into pieces along with other immortals and monsters, Hao Lang still believed it. But when he heard her say that she was actually a reincarnated immortal, Hao Lang finally couldn't help but curse, this world is too crazy.

In the end, they are immortals, Sister Xuannu had already expected Hao Lang's reaction, and she preemptively said without waiting for Hao Lang to speak: "That's right, you are a reincarnated immortal, otherwise how can you explain how your superpowers came about?" ”

This answer was full of marks, and Hao Lang was speechless all of a sudden. But after thinking about it, Hao Lang suddenly felt that it seemed to be a good thing to be a fairy, at least he was old, and he would never have to give up his seat to the uncle on the bus in the future, after all, from the perspective of the survival era, who cares who calls the uncle is really a matter of two words......

For the time being, he didn't bother about reincarnation anymore, and he asked Sister Xuannu again: "Cheng, even if I am really an immortal, then can you always tell me, what kind of reincarnation am I?" ”

I thought that this question would be answered very easily, but I never expected that after hearing it, Xuannu looked embarrassed and a little embarrassed. said vaguely: "Well, it's really hard to say, it stands to reason that I know most of these fallen immortals, even if they are reincarnated, they will have a familiar feeling, but I don't know why, you didn't give me this feeling, if I wasn't sure that you did have mana on your body, I would have to suspect that I recognized the wrong person." ”

"Why is that?" Hao Lang was puzzled.

Xuannu thought for a while: "I suspect it, you may not have fallen on that battlefield, after all, there are many immortals who die every day in this heaven for various reasons, and I don't necessarily know everyone, I really don't know how you didn't." One thing is certain, and that is that you have mana in you. ”

"So... In order to... This? You're not asking me to ascend to heaven, are you? I haven't lived yet! Hao Lang looked at Xuannu cautiously, he firmly believed that this sister was not simply looking for herself to catch up with the old days, or to go to the countryside to see poor relatives.

Sure enough, hearing Hao Lang's words, Xuannu smiled again: "Don't be nervous, can I still pit you?" You see, this Xuannu is alone in the lower realm, how difficult it is to find so many reincarnated immortals and monsters, do I have to find a helper for myself? If you look at the world, who else is more suitable than you with mana? After all, it's not easy for us to find outsiders to help in the fairy circle. ”

"You mean you want me to help you?" Hao Lang's expression was strange.

Xuannu nodded: "To be precise, you should be my assistant." ”

"Can you refuse? It's not easy for me to find an iron job, do you know how difficult it is for the police to get tested now! As soon as he heard the purpose of the Xuannu, Hao Lang's expression suddenly became mournful.

"It's okay, I'm just a part-time job, and it won't affect your normal work." As she spoke, Sister Xuannu took out a black stick-like object with a blue light and a pair of sunglasses from her pocket. She first put on her sunglasses, then raised the stick in front of Hao Lang and said: "Of course, our immortals also talk about democracy, if you really don't want to agree, I won't embarrass you, you come and see here, nothing has happened to the two of us today." ”

Looking at the appearance and characteristics of this stick, Hao Lang was already powerless to complain: "You are clearly the amnesiac stick in "Men in Black", right?" You're bullying me for watching too few Hollywood blockbusters! ”

"Oops, you've recognized it." Sister Xuannu pretended to be surprised and covered her mouth: "But it doesn't matter if you recognize it, I won't hide it from you, it's just an amnesia stick, you see that everyone is very busy, do you hurry up and give an answer?" Don't be afraid, it's just an ordinary amnesia stick, the side effects are very small, there is only a 90% chance of becoming an idiot, your face looks auspicious, it must be 10% without side effects, let's get started! ”

Hao Lang was already ready to refuse, but as soon as the words came to his lips, he was frightened back by the content revealed by Sister Xuannu, as well as her impatient and eager to try.

Hao Lang found that he couldn't reason with the gods at all, so his face drooped deeper, ready to be a little practical, looking at Sister Xuannu and sneering: "Your stick is too dangerous, you better put it away first!" Let's talk about something else, the emperor is not a hungry soldier, you are also a goddess immortal, what good is it for me to help you? For example, you give me a random pocket money of 1800 million yuan first, and I will deal with the flowers first? ”

"One hundred and eight billion?" Xuannu's voice raised the tone of the two, and she sneered at Hao Lang: "If I take advantage of one hundred and eight billion, I will still sell duck necks with this?" ”

Hao Lang......

But I don't know if I have lived for thousands of years, and Xuannu also understands the truth of beating a stick to give a sweet date to eat, and smiled at Hao Lang: "Although there is really no money, I can compensate you in other aspects, for example, I can give you a spell, I can add a few hundred years of longevity to you, if you really do it, maybe you can also be given a god position, so that you can also be ranked again in the immortal class or something." You must know that if this reincarnated immortal wants to return to the immortal position, it is not an easy thing. ”

"Spells! Shou Yuan! Ranked in the immortal class! Although it was still out of reach, Hao Lang's eyes were still straight when he heard these three words, so that he didn't respond immediately.

And seeing that he didn't answer for a long time, Sister Xuannu was a little impatient, and took out the amnesia stick and gestured twice: "Do you agree or not?" Why don't you look here, so we both can save our energy, and I'll find someone else quickly." I've used this thing more than a dozen times, and I hope to make it once. ”

Hao Lang was really afraid that she would give him a moment, so he was startled, so he hurriedly agreed: "Don't, I promise, I can't promise yet!" ”

"Promised?" Hearing that Hao Lang finally agreed, Sister Xuannu put away the stick again, stretched out her hand towards Liu La, and showed an incomparably bright smile: "It's good to agree, welcome to join our Heavenly Court in the third Zhou Heiya office in the east of Bada Hutong......"

ps: This is a big chapter, I didn't hold it when I wrote it, and a chapter is nearly 4,000 words.