Chapter 4 Are You Wukong?
Hao Lang is more or less a man who has experienced wind and frost, and even the Nine Heavens Xuannu standing in front of him who made the thunder split into a flower curl, he didn't seem to be very surprised, but after hearing this suspicious water word count 'Heavenly Court lives in the third Zhou Black Duck Office in the East of the Eight Great Hutongs', Hao Lang was still shocked by this name, and inevitably froze for a few seconds. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
After reacting, he just wanted to discuss his specific work scope and welfare standards with his Xuannu for a detailed explanation of the regulations. Xuannu suddenly said "oops": "I won't talk to you yet, someone has come to buy duck necks, I'll go back to the store and get busy, let's get together another day." ”
Just like the scene reported on the news when a class reunion ended with too much drinking, while talking, Xuannu walked to the window, and when she got closer, she turned around and smiled at Hao Lang, and then she jumped out of the ground.
Hao Lang's house is on the seventh floor, so frightened that Hao Lang's little heart jumped out, and he hurriedly ran to the window. Looking down, sure enough, the person was gone, and there was no pool of human-shaped blood on the ground.
In this way, it seems that there is at least one good news, that is, this fairy sister is not fake, and the fake seventh floor will fall to death, and she can't fight so hard.
Just when Hao Lang was secretly slandering in his heart, suddenly, a voice fluttered into his ears: "The mana emanated from your body is a great attraction for other reincarnated immortals and demons, your superpowers have appeared for so many years, presumably many of them should have been unconsciously attracted to you by now, but you haven't discovered it yet, and they haven't awakened yet, try to find them out." ”
The voice was naturally that of Sister Xuannu, and the words ended here, but it also made Hao Lang probably understand his next task.
The first time he encountered this kind of thing, Rao is a person with relatively big nerves like Hao Lang, and after the Xuannu left, he also sat on the sofa for more than a while, and finally took several times the time to digest everything that happened in just a few minutes, and to be honest, the digestion was not very thorough, and many things were not understood.
Fortunately, Hao Lang has a characteristic, which is called a big heart to put it well, but to put it bluntly, he has no heart and no lungs. If he didn't understand, he simply didn't want to, seeing that it was almost time to go to work in the afternoon, Hao Lang sat up from the sofa and went straight to the Hongqi Police Station where he worked.
It's so close, and it doesn't take five minutes to get to the police station. It is said that Hao Lang came late enough, it was past two o'clock in the afternoon to go to work, but as soon as he entered the office, he found that he was still early, and most of the people were still there. This is also one of the few advantages of the police in the police station, you never have to worry about arriving late and leaving early, and you can explain and cover up all the problems after walking around in a sentence.
It's been a Friday today, and there is no work in the office, Hao Lang was bored sitting at the desk, and suddenly remembered what Xuannu said before leaving, it is likely that there are already fairies and demons around him, but neither side has noticed it.
As the saying goes, the speaker has no intention, the listener has a heart, his hands are on the table, holding his chin, Hao Lang can't help but start thinking in his mind, is it possible that the group of goods in his house is hidden in the fairy and demon that Xuannu said? This is the person closest to him, and the more he thinks about Hao Lang, the more he feels that it is very likely.
For example, it is very likely that Lao Wu, who is standing in front of the water dispenser and making tea at this time. Lao Wu's nickname is Qingcai Wu, he is in his forties this year, and he is a sheriff in the office, although he is not very capable, but Lao Wu's reputation is loud, not only the people of the Red Flag Institute, but all the policemen who have done this in Sijiu City, there are few who don't know him.
Maybe few people may know about his big Wu Ziwei, but you only need to mention the nickname of Qingcai Wu, that's it! Everyone has to give a thumbs up and call the name of a long-admired man.
Qingcai Wu's nickname has to start with a regulation, the police station is on duty all day, so the police must eat in the station, two meals a day, and some have three meals a day when they are on night shift. I used to order food outside, but after the state began to investigate and punish civil servants for eating and drinking, it was difficult to make an appointment with the hotel, so I had to do it myself in the office.
The rules in the institute are three people per group, fifty yuan for a meal, and no matter what breakfast. Two meals a day is 100 yuan, and every month the money is handed over to each group of sheriffs, which is why the green vegetables are famous all over the world. When the sheriffs of other groups went to buy vegetables, they didn't talk about big fish and meat, they had to bring a little meat, and from time to time they would buy some delicious food for the police officers.
Only this green vegetable Wu, the police officers under him can't eat meat 365 days a year, fried bean sprouts in spring and summer, hot cabbage, vinegared shredded potatoes, saying that green vegetables supplement VC is good for the body. Autumn is even more absolute, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, scrambled eggs with toons, and scrambled eggs with eggs, because his father has a plot of land on the outskirts of the city, in which he raises many hens, grows a few wild toon trees, and builds a shed to grow some tomatoes. In winter, it is even more bullish, potato soup, cabbage soup, radish soup, sauerkraut soup, and it is called a warm soup.
Whenever their group sees the meat, don't think about it, it must be the leftover broth eaten by other groups, so that Lao Wu can soak in the rice.
Hao Lang pondered, this grandson is a vegetarian when he sees Tian'er, is it possible that a vegetarian fairy or monster has become, such as the Jade Rabbit Essence? ……
In addition to Lao Luo, there is also Da Liu, who is playing with the computer at this time, and he is also a strange man. Da Liu's nickname is Brother Wei'er, just because this name is more hurtful, so few people will call him that. As the name suggests, Brother Wei'er gave this nickname, naturally because he had a smell on him.
It's not very good, Brother Wei'er has a smell of cumin and cumin all the year round, and if you open a barbecue stall, you don't need to match the seasoning. If you want to say that it really smells like a fox, or you don't take a bath, it's okay, but the problem is that this guy has repeatedly emphasized that he really doesn't have this problem, but he is born with a smell on his body.
Everyone used to laugh at him for being the reincarnation of a barbecue seller in his previous life, but now Hao Lang suddenly had another idea, isn't there a weasel spirit in Journey to the West? Is it possible that this guy is?
In addition to these two, there is also the deputy elder Luo, who is also not simple, he is only in his forties, his hair and beard are all gray, and he went to the hospital for several examinations, but he also failed to find out that he is ugly, and he is nicknamed the white-eyed eagle king. Now that I think about it, is it possible that he is the reincarnation of Tai Bai Xing?
The more I pondered, the more I felt infiltrating, and the more infiltrating I was, the more I wanted to ponder, so that for more than three hours this afternoon, Hao Lang didn't do anything, just sat at the table, looking at these colleagues in the office in a daze. Colleagues let him look at the straight hair, looked at each other, and said in their hearts What happened to this kid today, who offended him, Lao Wu stewed cabbage again at noon? No, I didn't eat with the house at noon!
In the midst of this speculation on both sides, finally, the time to get off work has arrived. At the first time, he didn't bother to say hello to his colleagues in the institute, Hao Lang ran out of the door and went straight to the 'Zhou Heiya Office, the third office in the east of Tianting Bada Hutong'.
I was also enchanted in my heart, and I didn't feel like a good person when I saw anyone along the way. The unit has a hunchback on Uncle Liu, who bought baked cakes, not like a good person, he must be a monster. Sister Zhao has never seen her talk to others, so cold, fairy! By the way, there is also Zhao Ming's girl, who is endlessly plotting against herself, must be the beam formed when everyone was a god in the previous life.
Suspicious all the way, Hao Lang finally came to the door of Xuannu's store, and when he entered the door, he found that Xuannu was not there, but there was a man standing in the middle of the room. The man is in his thirties, very thin, not tall, about 1.6 meters, with yellow hair. But don't look at it, although he is much shorter than Hao Lang, he looks at Hao Lang with horizontal eyebrows, and there is a chaotic momentum in his eyes.
What caught Hao Lang's attention even more was a wooden stick in his hand, which was thick at the top and thin at the bottom, and was more than a meter long.
This screen image is so prominent that Hao Lang's body couldn't help but shake after seeing him, and he thought of this person appearing in Xuannu's shop. Hao Lang couldn't help but sigh in his heart, this Xuannu's work efficiency is also high, and she found this master in an afternoon!
This reputation is too negative, which makes people a little panicked, so after standing at the door and hesitating for half a minute, Hao Lang slowly leaned over and asked cautiously: "I take the liberty of asking, are you Wukong?" The Monkey King, the Great Sage! ”
Hearing his words, he saw that this person squinted at Liu La, and said in the tone of the three eastern provinces: "What's the matter?" Are you Zixiabei? ”
"Huh?" Hao Lang was stunned for a moment, and he didn't understand what he meant.
At this time, the Xuannu finally appeared, she carried a plastic bag in her hand, walked out of the back room and handed the bag to the man: "Your duck neck, add spice to you, a total of 31, you give 30." ”
"Yes, thank you." The man handed over thirty yuan in one hand, took the plastic bag in the other, and after thanking him, he held the stick in his hand, turned around and limped out, and before going out, he didn't forget to say hello to Hao Lang: "Zixia, let's see you back." ”
Hao Lang......
After the man disappeared from view, Hao Lang looked at Xuannu with a complicated expression: "Sister, let me ask you something, why do you have to open this duck neck shop?" ”
"Nonsense!" The Xuannu replied while wiping the table: "I won't do anything if I don't open a store, who will eat?" Before the next session, the dog-day Tai Bai Xing gave me a pair of babies and said that it was travel expenses, and selling one casually was enough for me to live with the mortal world for three hundred years, and I found out that I was fooled after I got out of the realm, and it was not worth any money at all! “
"What baby?" Hao Lang was puzzled.
"That's it." Xuannu threw the big glass bowl with change on the table to Hao Lang: "Before the next session, he told me that this thing is called Liuli, and the emperor of mortals likes it the most, and it is called Xiangrui when it is enshrined." As a result, when I went to the pawnshop, I found that you are now called glass! ”
…… Hao Lang was speechless. But at least there is good news, at least now it seems that Deputy Elder Luo and Tai Bai Xing should not be related......
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