In the 2007 Binhai University Law School Art Show, a total of 20 programs were collected for the four grades, of which 6 were from the third class of the 2006 class. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Teacher Zhang of the Youth League Committee was full of praise for the third class, Han Dong, a student, deserved to be the strongest freshman, and his leadership was also outstanding, and this class leader was very competent.

Zhang Ziyi, director of the Literature and Art Department of the Law School Student Union, knew that these 6 programs were still produced after audition, and were carefully selected from more than 30 registered programs, and his jaw almost fell in surprise. What are the virtues of law school students, she has organized two or three years of shows. It's an exaggeration to say that all of them are soft eggs, but it's not an exaggeration to say that 80% of them are soft foot shrimp.

Every year, the student union and tutors are mobilized and mobilized again, and there are still very few people who respond to the art show. The squad leader of Class 3 seems to have some magical power. How did she know that it was all the magic of money. Zhang Ziyi was full of interest in Han Dong, and even had some expectations for the program of the third class.

Hearing that even Han Dong performed on stage in person, Zhang Ziyi faintly felt that this party should bring everyone a little surprise.

However, the rehearsal of the show in Class 3 disappointed her a little. The erhu puller deliberately dressed up as a blind man for fun, wearing a long shirt and sunglasses, looking very old-fashioned. Besides, this erhu is miserable and miserable, and it is very remarkable. Zhang Ziyi gave a bad review in his heart. Please, the New Year is jubilant, you look like you are crying and mourning, in addition to adding blockage to teachers and students, who will you show to watch?

The Allegro of the third class is festive, and the allegro plays very smoothly, but the actor has some stage fright and a little low voice, and the audience in the back row can't hear what he is saying at all. Only the crackling sound of bamboo planks was heard. The storytelling accent is too heavy and vague, and it is a virtue to sing with Jay Chou. Cross talk, the audience didn't laugh, but the actors on the field laughed twice...

There is no harm without contrast. Han Dong originally thought that the program that had been auditioned by him himself was once again at the middle and upper level of the whole hospital. Unexpectedly, after watching the rehearsal of all the shows, Han Dong had to admit that the show of the third class was the most watery.

"Next, I invite Han Dong, a student from the class of 2006, to sing the original song "My Skateboarding Shoes", with the host's announcement, Han Dong walked on the stage and started his solo show generously, "Some things I have forgotten, but I still remember..."

Han Dong just sang the beginning, and there were boos below, and the audience burst into laughter. The slightly self-contained didn't make a fuss, just frowned. I rub, is this singing? It's terrible! What's more, if you don't know how to create, please don't flaunt being original and embarrassing, okay? The five tones are incomplete, so is it good to have a good tone?

Zhang Ziyi originally had full expectations for Han Dong, but now he is very disappointed. This student, who is known as the strongest freshman, seems to be unworthy of his name, and he doesn't say anything about singing, but this language is taught by the physical education teacher. Why do you remember some things that you have forgotten? Bullshit!

Han Dong's face was thicker than the city wall, and he just didn't hear him when he was booed below, and he sang the chorus twice before waving his hand and giving a speech of thanks, "Thank you, thank you for your warm applause~" The audience below is petrified, this classmate is either brazen or blind, the audience is obviously booing, okay?! Where's the applause?

Minister Zhang slapped his forehead, forehead, I thought that the show would be unbearable enough, but I didn't expect this master to be even more wonderful. A sister-in-law from the Ministry of Literature and Art quietly asked in Minister Zhang's ear, do you want to cut this show? It's so speechless, where is this singing? Isn't that funny?!

Minister Zhang thought about it, let's keep it. Anyway, Han Dong contributed six programs, and he has no credit for the art show. What's more, he doesn't sing well, but the laughter is still more prominent. Let's just watch it as a funny show, maybe you can get an unexpected effect at the party.

Han Dong thought he was proud of his best show, but he was almost wiped out by the student union. Fortunately, his life is big, otherwise most of this porcelain touching plan will die before he can get out of the school. New Year's Day 2007 is fast approaching. The law school auditorium was full, with more than 400 seats filled, and more than 100 people standing in the gaps.

It is only on this occasion that so many teachers and students of the law school can be gathered, and it seems that even the old guys in their senior year have come back to watch the party. The black head of the audience made Han Dong Chrysanthemum tighten, and the matter became bigger. He had a feeling that he was going to become an internet celebrity after tonight. He has long been prepared for this party. He rented a high-definition video camera and let his roommate Lao Bai record it offstage.

For this show, Han Dong also deliberately made a heavy metal rock suit. I saw him with an explosive head, his hairstyle seemed to be messy and orderly, and his bangs stood up high, revealing a beautiful face. The red leather jacket is a T-shirt with the word rock on the inside, tight black leather pants underneath, and shiny black leather shoes, the tips of which are slender enough to poke people to death. It cost more than 1,000 for this outfit alone, and he still cut the price with the small vendor for half a day to get it.

As soon as he came out, the audience applauded thunderously. After watching so many shows, the audience thinks that he is the most dick. Han Dong's appearance is already middle-class, and this punk dress adds a bit of evil charm. There were two dinosaur girls in the audience, who couldn't hold back the excitement in their hearts and screamed loudly.

Little Lori Ran Jing muttered to her roommate, but she didn't expect this guy to be quite handsome when she dressed up. Shang Qian was a little confused, Han Dong usually looked like an office uncle in a suit and leather shoes, but he didn't expect him to have such a punk side.

Han Dong saw that the screams and whistles in the audience were extremely lively, and he was a little complacent, his brother was such a stylish man. He pressed down the stage, and there was silence below. With such a punk dress, it seems that most of them have to amplify their moves. The singing and dancing programs in front of me are also very exciting. But they all lack some personality, and they are not very attractive to young people who are dancing with teeth and claws. Han Dong's appearance filled them with a sense of anticipation. Only a few people such as Zhang Ziyi knew that Han Dong was going to see the light die.

Han Dong held the microphone obliquely, looking very hanging, "Next, I will sing you my own original song." "My Skateboarding Shoes" is for everyone, I hope you enjoy it. Can you sing with me? ”

The audience responded. There is a girl who is crazy directly, such a stylish handsome guy, and he will sing originally, no, the old lady must hook it. She opened her hands into a trumpet shape, put it to her mouth and screamed loudly: "Handsome guy, I can't bear you~". Brain-dead! Zhang Ziyi rolled his eyes, and the ghost will sing your song. What she didn't expect was that after tonight, everyone basically learned the song.

Han Dong released a charming smile to the audience, "Wan, spit, wet rui, let me see your hands, okay?" "I haven't started singing yet, but I've whetted my appetite first. At a glance from the audience, Han Dong's brain-dead fans raised more than a hundred hands. The effect is good, "I have forgotten some things~" Han Dong opened his mouth, the crazy person just now was dumbfounded, what the is this?

The five hundred noisy ducks under the stage seemed to have been suddenly pinched by their throats and became silent. The girl who was crazy and shouted that she loved Han Dong raised her bag in front of her, for fear that others would say that she was brainless. The contrast between the front and back is too great, and the audience is all blinded. A moment later, the boo almost toppled the roof.

Han Dong didn't care about the movement in the audience, he had already sung "friction friction".

There were many laughs, mockery, and jokes from the audience. Several classmates have already taken out the DV and filmed it at Han Dong. How did the tall and tall people become so rustic? This is too dirty, no, you can't blind me alone, you have to let everyone feel it together. Only a few people, following Han Dong's beat, hummed and chirped together, and they didn't know where the tune went. Shang Qian covered her mouth and laughed, this guy started playing treasure again.

Han Dong insisted on singing the chorus twice before bowing to the audience, "Thank you, thank you for enjoying my agricultural heavy metal songs." ”

Many people gave Han Dong a middle finger. You're quite self-aware, agricultural heavy metals, well, summed up very accurately, and it sounds very rustic. After Han Dong stepped down, the audience's chatter never stopped. The host had to ask everyone many times to be quiet and continue to enjoy the next show. With Han Dong's ruining program in front, the audience was not interested in the later programs, and the whole theatrical evening ended hastily.

After the art show, Han Dong has already uploaded the video of his singing to Youku after post-production such as removing noise and adding subtitles. He gave this video a thunderous name - "Agricultural Heavy Metal Brainwashing Masterpiece - My Skateboarding Shoes Premiere in the Universe".

Only hype can make more people see it and attract the attention of big names. In 2014, this song first became popular on the Internet, and then became a popular divine comedy after being covered by dung boys, Hua Chenyu, Shen Mengchen and others. What Han Dong has to do now is to let it ferment on the Internet, until it is picked up and covered by celebrities, and then yin them.

Han Dong reprinted this video on the campus network again, and people who had been poisoned by him for a while left messages on Youku. In just two hours, the number of views has reached 100,000, and there are more than 4,000 messages on the post, all of which are complaining about Han Dong's ruinous views.

"Hold the grass, I'm deaf~"

"I feel like my brain is washed, my brain is full of friction and friction, help~"

"Find a romance movie upstairs to watch, to ensure that there is no friction, it's all one library and one library~"

"Rub rub rub ~ I'm rubbing with my girlfriend and rubbing on this smooth ground ~ oh oh oh"

"Upstairs sure this song has an aphrodisiac effect?"

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Dongzi, you're on fire! By the time his roommate reminded Han Dong, the video had reached 1 million views on Youku and more than 20,000 comments on the post. After reading the comments at the bottom of the video, Han Dongjie fell to the ground. Your comments are even worse than my songs?!

Youku saw that the video quickly became popular, and immediately gave a recommendation on the homepage. Han Dong stared at the soaring number of clicks and messages, and his heart skipped a beat. I'm rubbing, with this shareholder wind, someone is going to take the bait. He is not interested in taking the opportunity to enter the entertainment industry, and is bent on touching a TV station and a popular fried chicken star. In fact, even the original author Josehan, after becoming popular, it was just a flash in the pan, and Han Dong thought that he was not as good as this wonderful brother in music.

Ten years ago, the entertainment industry was not very particular about copyright. Many singers sing other people's songs on stage without asking the copyright owner if they agree. Even a decade later, such violations are still widespread. For example, in 2017, Vitas sent a lawyer's letter condemning the "I Am a Singer" program produced by Mango Satellite TV for singing his opera without his permission2.

Even superstars like Vesta have been infringed, let alone small people like Han Dong. Han Dong is 100% sure that if a star wants to sing his song, he will not ask for his opinion at all. But this is also in his arms, otherwise how can he touch porcelain?

After "My Skateboarding Shoes" was fired by TV stations and celebrities, it was Han Dong's harvest season. Han Dong can sue them in court with a complaint, and invite the gossip media to hype, and win fame and fortune.

Now it's up to you to see who is the big boss!