Chapter 2: Aunt Landlord
When Tu Hao woke up, it was already bright, and although it was close to the summer season, the weather in Yanjing was still hot and dry. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
The bright sunlight in the early morning shone in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows, and Tu Hao's sleepy eyes that Tu Hao had just opened closed again. Then, there was a pain all over my body.
Tu Hao opened his eyes again, struggling slightly to sit up, but as soon as he raised his upper body, there was a huge pain in his buttocks.
"Whew"
With a miserable scream, Tu Hao lay on the bed in a daze.
Then there was another howl.
Because the moment he lay down, there was a huge pain in his back.
What's wrong with you? Isn't it just a drink with an orangutan? Why is it as if you have been beaten up and scattered?
Could it be that he got into a fight with someone after he got drunk?
rummaging through the memories of last night's drunkenness, Tu Hao only remembered that he and the orangutan said that he was going to karaoke, and then it was chaotic.
Doing it carefully, Tu Hao looked at himself and found that he was still wearing the same body as last night, but the pain in his body made him know that there must be a lot of places that would be bruised, especially his buttocks.
Damn, I don't know which grandson did it, but it's quite ruthless.
Just when Tu Hao was thinking about letting himself know who did it, he would definitely give him a butt to bloom, there was a rapid and powerful knock on the door.
"Open the door!"
The familiar roar made Tu Hao feel smart, and the pain around his body was also frightened by this sound.
I went, why didn't I find the roar of the landlord and aunt before, and there is a pain-relieving effect!
However, fear is fear, sigh is sigh, Tu Hao did not slack off for a minute, got out of bed quickly, and ran to the door.
When he opened the door, Tu Hao saw the landlord aunt with an unkind face.
Tu Hao's heart was even more trembling, looking at the posture of the landlord and aunt, he was not good today, and his little life was about to be explained.
So, Tu Hao showed a smile that he thought he was fascinated by death, and said, "Aunt landlord, what are you always looking for?" As long as you keep talking, the sword mountain and the sea of fire, the small one will never frown. ”
With cold eyes, the landlord broke her hands and made a creaking sound.
"There is no need for the sword mountain and the sea of fire, you only need to hand over the rent for nearly three months to me, and everything will be fine, otherwise, hum!"
While the landlord's aunt was humming, the sound of breaking hands became louder.
And Tu Hao was suddenly in his heart.
There is a reason why Tu Hao is so afraid of the landlord's aunt.
Tu Hao remembered very well that it was an infinitely beautiful dusk, Yanjing, which would be shrouded in haze most of the time, and it was a rare good weather in that afternoon.
After the rain, there was a rare fire cloud.
The entire sky southwest of Yanjing was burned red. And the shape of the burning cloud also made Tu Hao remember it vividly. The entire burning cloud unexpectedly outlined a beautiful picture of a phoenix's nirvana.
Just in such a beautiful dusk, I shouldn't know how many "people make appointments after dusk" to go to the beautiful scenery together, Tu Hao didn't go home after work, but went to the landlord's aunt's house on the other side.
Of course, although the landlord aunt is beautiful and has a hot body. But Tu Hao also has self-knowledge, such a beauty, especially Bai Fumei, can't climb high.
Because although he looks passable, his face is not white enough, and he does not have the capital to be a successful little white face.
He went to the landlord's aunt's house first because it was the day he paid his salary, and on the way home he got the money and wanted to pay the rent.
Tu Hao has the key to the landlord's aunt's house, because the landlord's aunt occasionally goes out, and the length of time she goes out varies, so the landlord's aunt gave Tu Hao the key and asked him to take care of the lazy Persian cat she raised when he went out.
Therefore, Tu Hao did not knock on the door when he arrived at the door of the landlord and aunt, but took the key to open the door as if he was going back to his own home.
Then, that day, Tu Hao was cleaned up by the landlord's aunt, and after that, Tu Hao took a pair of panda eyes to work for nearly a week.
Of course, Tu Hao himself entered without telling him, not because the landlord aunt beat him, because Tu Hao used to knock on the door when he entered the door, and the landlord aunt was too lazy to open it for him, so he asked him to take the key to open it himself.
Therefore, over time, Tu Hao developed the habit of opening the door directly.
However, who knows if Tu Hao is lucky or a little back, the moment he entered the door, he happened to see the landlord aunt who had just come out of the bathroom.
Of course, if the landlord aunt was wrapped in a bath towel or something, he would definitely not be beaten. The key is the landlord aunt......
So Tu Hao's treatment that day can be imagined.
That day, Tu Hao felt that it was just a little bit, and he was beaten to the point that he couldn't take care of himself.
Tu Hao didn't know whether the landlord's aunt had practiced martial arts or taekwondo in the country of sticks, Rao was a man who had been fighting since he was a child, and he was beaten without the power to fight back.
Of course, Tu Hao was the first to lose that day, and he was facing a woman, so he didn't resist. But in retrospect, fortunately there was no resistance that day, and if he resisted, it would not be that he could not take care of himself at all, but that he really couldn't take care of himself.
"Aunt landlord, do you see if you can give it a few more days?" Tu Hao asked cautiously tentatively.
"Huh?"
Looking at the landlord aunt with a bad face, Tu Hao said again more carefully: "That landlord aunt, I really don't have so much money now, you see it's Wednesday today, and I will pay my salary next Monday, can you be accommodating for a few more days?" ”
"Have the money to go out and drink and fool around, but don't have the money to pay me rent? Do you think I'm a liar, or do you think I'm a bully? ”
Tu Haoxin said that if you are easy to deceive, dogs can go up trees. Moreover, with your skills, I don't dare to bully you if I have a hundred dares!
Of course, these words Tu Hao also dared to complain and complain in his heart.
"Don't believe it, look at my wallet, it's just a little bit of money." Tu Hao said, took out a black wallet with a copycat crocodile brand from his trouser pocket, opened it, and there was nothing in it.
Tu Hao looked at the empty wallet and wondered a little, no, yesterday's drinking was settled by an orangutan! I obviously have 444 oceans in my wallet?
Kindness? How is there an extra lottery ticket?
Just when Tu Hao was puzzled, the landlord aunt snatched the wallet in his hand, flipped through it, and finally took the lottery ticket in her hand, looked at it, and said: "Yo he, you are still crying poor with me, you bought a lottery ticket and bought 222 notes, and you also bought seven consecutive numbers, how many two you have, how rich to burn!" Nonsense, hurry up and pay the rent. ”
"Huh?"
Tu Hao screamed in surprise and snatched the lottery ticket from the landlord's aunt.
“01,02,03,04,05,06,07”
"it!" Tu Hao couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth. At this time, he finally knew why his 444 yuan was gone, and it turned out that he had bought this strange lottery ticket with 222 notes.
"Aunt landlord, I want to say that this is the lottery ticket I bought after I got drunk yesterday and didn't know how to buy it, do you believe it?" Tu Hao said with a bitter face, looking at the landlord's aunt.
"I believe it!"
When Tu Hao heard the landlord and aunt say this, his hanging heart let go a lot.
But before he could completely put it down, he heard the landlord and aunt continue: "I believe that you are a ghost, don't think that I don't read enough to lie to me!" ”
"Aunt landlord, I really didn't lie to you. The 444 yuan to buy a lottery ticket is the only money I have, and I will have a problem eating for the next few days. ”
The landlord's aunt stared at Tu Hao with cold eyes for a while, and then said, "Okay, next Monday, if you don't pay the rent again, you will roll me up and get out!" ”
After saying that, the landlord and aunt turned around and left.
Tu Hao finally took a breath, closed the door, and walked to the bathroom.
After washing, as soon as he came out of the bathroom, he heard a knock on the door again, opened it, and the moment he saw the landlord's aunt, Tu Hao's face instantly became bitter.
Auntie, are you still finished?
Of course, Tu Hao didn't dare to ask this sentence.
"Here you go!" The landlord said coldly and handed over a bag of buns.
"Eat the leftovers, love to eat or not!" When Tu Hao took the bun, the landlord and aunt left a cold word and turned around and entered her own house.
Tu Hao touched the steaming buns, obviously this was not leftovers, it should have just been bought from the Qingfeng bun shop downstairs.