"I said local tyrants, don't be sad, it's not worth it for a money worshipper. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info What's that, I'll introduce my cousin to you another day. It's not me blowing with you, my cousin, it's definitely a big beauty, even if it looks like a fairy, it's never an exaggeration. ”

Xing Xing hugged Tu Hao's shoulders and said comfortingly.

Tu Hao turned his head sideways, squinted his eyes with a little hangover and looked at Xing Xing carefully, and then shook his head, "I said gorilla, I'm out of love here, so don't fall into the trap." ”

Xing Xing, tall and fat, with dark skin, is the same as his name, a gorilla who has returned to his ancestors. That's why it got the nickname 'orangutan'.

Tu Hao and he are college classmates, an iron buddy in the dormitory. After graduating, the two were in the same company again.

People often say that there are none other than the four true feelings in the world: they have been through the window together, they have carried guns together, they have been dirty together, and they have floated through prostitutes together.

If they also carried guns together during military training, Tu Hao and Xing Xing can definitely be regarded as the best of the dead.

"Hey, I said Tuhao, what do you mean by that? As the saying goes, 'fertilizer and water don't flow into outsiders' fields', I am willing to introduce my cousin who is beautiful and fragrant, and who is captivating to the city, what's the matter, you don't say I'm good, and scold me for falling into the well? ”

Xing Xing leaned back, staring at Tu Hao with a pair of huge eyes that were about to pop out of his sockets.

Tu Hao stretched out his hand and patted Xing Xing's shoulder, and sighed helplessly: "Alas, I said orangutans, can we stop talking nonsense with our eyes open?" ”

"Why am I talking nonsense with my eyes open?" Xing Xing pushed Tu Hao's hand away and asked with an angry face.

Tu Hao pointed at Xing Xing with his finger, "Look at your size, it's almost one meter nine, right?" Of course that's not the point, you weigh your weight again, it's almost 250, I'm talking about kilograms. But that's not the point, the point is that you take a careful look in the mirror, take a good look at your dignity, look like this, don't say it's worthy of the people, are you worthy of your parents and your parents? ”

"Roll the calves!" Xing Xing pushed away Tu Hao's hand pointing at him, "Even if I don't look good, this has something to do with my cousin?" ”

"It's terrible to be uneducated!" Tu Hao looked at Xing Xing with disdain and said, "Didn't you study biology in high school? Do you know what genetics are, just look at your appearance, you will know how good your family's genes are, and your cousin is still like a fairy? Or the country and the city? Is it still fragrant? If you don't grow into miserable, you will be very worthy of the audience. ”

"I'm rubbing! Kindness is regarded as a donkey's liver and lungs, and it is a person like you. Also mention culture to me, without brother, you can graduate smoothly that year? It's still high school biology, what genes are there, since you know this, do you know that there is also a term called gene mutation? ”

Tu Hao looked at the excited Xing Xing, wiped his face, and said, "Gotta get it, I said can you not be so excited?" ”

"I'm excited, what's wrong?"

"It's okay to be excited, can we stop spitting stars all over the world?" Tu Hao wiped his face again and said.

"The dog bites Lu Dongbin, and he doesn't know the hearts of good people. Too lazy to tell you. Xing Xing snorted, grabbed the wine glass on the table, and drank it all.

"I said orangutans, wouldn't I be really upset? Gotta accept your kindness, okay? ”

Hearing Tu Hao say this, Xing Xing's slightly stiff face immediately bloomed, and he said with a smile: "It's almost the same, what, in a few days, when the university starts, my old sister will come to our Shuimu University for graduate school, and when the time comes, brother, I will introduce you to you." ”

Tu Hao patted Xing Xing's shoulder, "Orangutan, your kind-hearted brother really understands it, but the relationship between the two of us, your cousin is my cousin, how can I do it, do you say no?" So, you might as well take your cousin cheaper than someone else! ”

Xing Xing nodded seriously, "There is some truth to this, but ......"

Tu Hao didn't give Xing Xing time to think, and put his arm around his shoulder, "Come on, come on, drink with your buddies, and get drunk to relieve a thousand sorrows." ”

After drinking a glass of beer, Xing Xing looked at Tu Hao a little puzzled, "No, no." ”

"What's wrong?" Tu Hao asked.

"Do you still think my cousin isn't pretty? Still fooling me with crooked reasoning? What my cousin, your cousin's? Don't think I don't know, you can lie to me if I don't have a good brain after drinking. I can see it, you kid is the kind of person who doesn't cry when he doesn't see the coffin, you wait, wait for my cousin to come, and let you see what you say, and make sure you are blind. ”

"Okay, let's talk about this later, let's drink?" Tu Hao said.

"Okay, drink!"

"!"

“cheers！”

"Blow one?"

"A mouthful?"

……

Tu Hao and Xing Xing drank a little bit, and beer bottles were rolling all over the floor.

"I said you kid, why don't you see you sad when you fall out of love?" Xing Xing asked inarticulately.

"Why am I not sad that I can call you for a drink?" Tu Hao also stammered.

"No, you kid isn't sad at all."

"Okay, you've seen through it, aren't you falling out of love? How could my brother be sad because of this little thing? You must know that hurting your heart and kidneys can affect your future sexual well-being. ”

"Your crooked reasoning is always a set. Brother can't talk about you. ”

"Hiccup" Tu Hao burped and said: "But it's a little bit false to say that it's not sad, as the saying goes, 'a husband and wife for a hundred days' Brother and that cheap woman have been in love for more than a year, and they have been more than a hundred times, how can it not be worth the one-day grace that people use money to smash?" ”

"Don't understand?"

Tu Hao shook his head, "I don't understand." ”

"That's right, you've her so many times, and you haven't figured it out yet, so don't complain about people sharing up with you."

"! Orangutan, you have a point. Let's go, don't drink, let's sing and go. ”

"Okay, sing and go."

Just as the brothers hooked their shoulders and staggered to get up and leave, a girl who looked to be twenty-one or twelve years old and dressed in sportswear walked over.

"Two gentlemen, you haven't paid your bills yet."

Coming to Tu Hao and Xing Xing, the girl said with a smile on her face.

Tu Hao and Xing Xing were stunned, glanced at each other, and then looked at the girl.

"Well, the chick looks good, it's about to catch up with my cousin." Xing Xing squinted his eyes and said with garlic under his feet.

The girl was not happy when she heard this, but she had been doing odd jobs at this food stall for a month, and she was a little used to these foul words, so she didn't say anything.

"Come, the chick will give the uncle a smile, and the smile will give you a checkout." Tu Hao said, stretched out his hand trembling, and stretched out towards the girl's chin slowly.

The owner of the food stall who happened to see this scene, the face of the smiling greeting customers, immediately became as difficult to look as a stomachache, and a pair of hands holding rags covered his eyes, not daring to look down again.

He thought about the next picture.

Sure enough, while he covered his eyes, there was a noise.

"Crackling!"

"It's a mess!"