"Saved...... "Uejo wiped his sweat and watched the silver-haired nun wrestle with three glasses of smoothies. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

I bought a reference book but was told that the half-price discount ended yesterday, and I was suddenly attacked by my weird friend who used to be a stranger on the street, and I had to invite the silver-haired nun next to me to eat a smoothie.

If it weren't for the fact that I found an empty corner in this almost full room, and Tsukimiyama, who was sitting here looking out the window at dessert and exuding an inexplicable sense of oppression called 'I'm Miss Tokiwadai', I might have to endure Intix's head-biting attack.

As for the modifier 'Weird friend before Kamijo Dangma', it's not that I broke up with the guy with the blue hair earrings, but because-

I can't remember what happened half a month ago.

Of course, it's not that everything is forgotten. He has not forgotten the meaning of the traffic light, nor has he forgotten how to use the mobile phone.

What is lost is "memory", but "knowledge" remains.

This means that although I still remember how to use my phone, I will say, "Huh? Where did I leave my phone? Wait, when did I get my phone? and so on.

The so-called "knowledge" is like a dictionary.

For example, in "Knowledge", it is found that "apple" is "a deciduous tree of the Rosaceae family that blooms in spring and bears spherical fruits". But whether apples are "good or not" is not known until they have actually been eaten. Because there is no "memory" like a drawing diary in my mind, "I ate a delicious apple on the xth day of the O month".

This is the secret that the current Shangjo Dangma wants to keep desperately.

As a jojo dangma, play the role of 'jojo dangma'.

And the Tsukimiyama in front of him is the only friend who shares this secret with Kamijo Dangma.

…… Probably.

Although Mr. Uejo doesn't know anything other than knowing that her name is Tsukimi Sanfumi and that she works as a nurse at the hospital.

She also kept her email address on her phone, but I don't know why the business card on it was marked 'Bilibili's friend'.

So here's the problem...... Who is Bilibili?

Kamijo Danma felt that he needed to find a time to communicate with Tsukimiyama, and learn more about the setting of the character 'Kamijo Danma'.

At least you can't just know that you're a perverted Lolita, right?

By the way, after making sure that he had secretly kept the petite silver-haired nun Intex in the boys' dormitory, Kamijo Dangma was completely unable to refute the title.

"Mr. Uejo, how are you doing? It must still be unlucky, right? Sitting opposite, Yuejianshan put down the fork in his hand and greeted himself with flawless etiquette - no matter how it looks, it is completely different from the big grin before it, but the words in his mouth are merciless.

"Why do you have that look of expectation, are you the kind of person who gloates when you see someone else unlucky?"

"No, how could it be." Tsukimiyama said solemnly, and at the same time stuffed the cake that looked like it was greasy, "As the ancient Roman philosopher said: It is sweet and interesting to witness an unfortunate sailor fighting death in the waves from the shore, not because we gloat at others, but because we are free from the calamity, and we can't help but feel happy." (Note 1) This is also human nature. Anyway, tell me quickly, and in exchange, I'll treat you to dessert. ”

"I'm not going to let you listen to Mr. Uejo's tragic story with your meal! Even if you slapped me in the face with a wad of Fukuzawa Yukichi (Note 2), you would never say it! Kamijo Danma flatly refused.

"Hey, in that case, it's okay for me to tell you about the hemp thing, right? Just invite me to eat three ...... No, five pieces of cake like yours will do, right? ”

The silver-haired nun, who had been buried in the smoothie, suddenly raised her head and stared at Tsukimi Mountain with shining eyes.

"Shut up, too! Don't betray me! ”

"Woo - when Ma is! I can't get enough to eat every day......" The silver-haired nun replied with tears in her eyes.

And the fake Kansai blue-haired earrings on the side suddenly made a sudden realization, and said 'quietly' in Shangjo Dangma's ear with a volume that could be heard by half of the store:

"Ah Shang, this eldest lady looks super s, huh? What's your relationship? And the last time you went home with her, you were suddenly hospitalized, did you say-"

Then this corner became the focal point of the entire store in an instant.

"It's up to you, it's just an ordinary friend." Shangjo Dangma responded with a look of 'I'll shut you up if you don't shut up', and then quickly changed the topic in a cold sweat, "Speaking of which, who is this?" Your classmates? ”

He gestured to another girl lying on the table.

Dressed in a white and red shrine maiden costume, her long black hair spread out on the table like a jellyfish's tentacles, obscuring the girl's face, and she can be seen from under the table and even wearing a pair of retro straw sandals.

In a city like School City, which focuses on 'science',The profession of 'witch' can even be said to be rarer than the prime minister.。

"No, no, no, Tokiwadai wouldn't allow this kind of fancy dress anyway, right? In fact, I didn't know her. Tsukimiyama waved his hand as if he had nothing to do with him, "She was already here when I came just now, huh?" It was thanks to her that she was able to find a vacant seat. Because it's so weird, no one dares to sit here. ”

"Huh?"

The misfortune radar in the mind of the upper article sounded a terrible siren in his own mind.

Next, something unfortunate will happen.

If he could, Mr. Uejo would have run away, but in that case he might have her skull crushed by Intix.

When Ma secretly considered the importance of his skull and escaping from misfortune......

He watched as the shrine maiden slowly raised her head, revealing a face that lacked energy, was super beautiful, but did not make people feel stressed—in this regard, it was in stark contrast to the 'eldest lady form' of Tsukimiyama next to her.

It's over, and the best time to escape has passed.

The beautiful girl shrine maiden looked back and forth with a blank face that seemed to have just woken up from a big dream.

Under the trembling gaze of Uejo Dangma, this super beautiful girl said the first sentence.

"--Kill me."

Note 1: The words of the ancient Roman philosopher Titus Lucretius Calus () are often quoted by sadomasochistic psychologists, so there is speculation about blue-haired earrings later.

Note 2: The person printed on the Japanese 10,000 yen bill.

ps: The old rule, skip the original part of the text later.