After watching the excitement of Shangtiao for a long time, Yuejianshan was forced to work in a gloomy underground laboratory for half a night, so that he could get rid of that group of scientific research maniacs. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

It's already past one o'clock, and there are only cleaning robots passing by occasionally on the empty streets.

The warm night breeze didn't make the mushy brain more awake.

Some people may enjoy the feeling of strolling through the streets in the dead of night, but not Tsukimiyama, what she needs most now is not sentimental sadness, but a glass of hot milk and plenty of sleep.

Just as she was seriously considering whether to risk teleporting into the wall and use her ability to get home quickly-

"You, yes, that's you, wait a minute."

Walking on the side of the road where no one was around, Tsukimiyama suddenly heard a woman's voice.

Turning his head, he saw a figure in the distance.

It was a figure standing under a street lamp, and the cold light of the headlamp was like a stage lamp.

She wears a long supple blonde hair that reaches to her calves, a red evening dress that she doesn't feel out of place even when she goes to a ball, thin silk gloves on her hands, and her slender legs are wearing white high heels and black stockings.

The woman has a beautiful face full of asceticism, a pair of bright yellow eyes sparkle in the dark night, and the whole person is filled with an elegant but unreal feeling, as if she is a character who has come out of a stage play.

"Hey, are you calling me?" Tsukimiyama turned his head left and right.

"Yes, I'm calling you."

A foreigner with a strange Japanese tongue full of history nodded.

Whether it is the clothes, the way she talks, or the place where she appears, it shows the undoubted fact that she is a suspicious person.

After affirming Tsukimiyama's rhetorical question, she slowly approached, to a point where it was a little dangerous.

The heels of the heels pounded on the asphalt road, making a crunch in the silence of the night, and the steps were dexterous and brisk, like a cat quietly approaching its prey.

"Don't get so close—wait what you're doing!"

The 'Teng' of the Moon Mountain turned red.

Before Tsukimiyama had time to react, she had already put her face to the side of Tsukimiyama's neck.

There was a strange sensation from her collarbone that made her feel sore, and she couldn't help but stand up and tremble.

It was the touch of the breath on the bare skin.

Some strange doujinshi that she had seen in her previous life and some of the poisonous radio waves she received in the girls' school in this life instantly exploded in her brain, making her a little dizzy, and her cheeks and ears became hot at the same time.

Such a surprise attack is too foul!

However, the woman didn't make any further moves, but looked at Tsukimiyama and nodded, as if she was sure of something.

"So, take me to that person."

"That person? Who's that? Yue Jianshan panicked to protect his neck with his hands, and pulled his collar up with palpitations, "If you are looking for someone, go to the guard." ”

"Since I infiltrated the city, I can't seem to do that kind of thing by going to the town (Note 1)."

"Suddenly openly admitted?"

"So, take me to that guy."

"And directly made unreasonable demands?"

"What are you talking about, it is an honor for the lower to serve the more honorable me, and I do not want to ask for the way in a more 'dangerous' way for the time being." The woman tapped her plump red lips with her slender gloved fingers, "So, can you answer my orders?" ”

"You...... What are you talking about? Don't do strange things......" The girl clearly misunderstood the meaning of the so-called 'danger', and she took a step back with a blushing face.

For some reason, she is almost intolerant of this form of 'attack'.

"In general, in short...... I'll just help you...... The contact details of the person you're looking for? ”

Faced with the question of Tsukimiyama, the woman blinked calmly.

"I don't know."

"So...... In which school? ”

"I don't know."

“…… So, the name? ”

Shake one’s head.

Holding on to the last hope, Yue Jianshan asked tentatively: "At least, you always know what your appearance looks like, right?" ”

Shake your head and shake your head.

“…… So how do you find the person you're looking for? ”

"If you see it, you'll know it."

"Are you looking for a genuine person with three six-character names in them? I'll probably know that in that case. (Note 2)

"No, I'm just looking for someone to do something."

"What's the matter?"

"Suicide."

"Spontaneous?"

"Suicide."

“…… Since your Japanese language seems strange, why don't we clarify the definition of this word-" Tsukimiyama coughed, "'The act of an individual deliberately or voluntarily taking various means to end his or her life under the influence of complex mental activities' - is that what you mean?" ”

"That's right, you're more accurate." The woman nodded, "Well, we've reached a consensus." ”

“……”

Why did it suddenly become a suicide!

Suspense drama or romance drama?

And no matter how you look at this guy, he doesn't look like a person who wants to commit suicide, right?

What's the case with this understatement, 'Ah, I'm going to kill myself,' as if you're saying, 'I'm going to eat sushi at night'?

Actually, you're here to trick me, bastard!

“……？” I didn't see a series of complex mental activities in Yuejian Mountain at all, and the woman in front of me turned her head sideways for no reason.

"What an inexplicable thing consensus is! And don't suddenly use this way to maliciously sell cuteness! You know what suicide means, right? You know, right? You really know??! ”

In the face of Tsukimiyama's questioning, the woman made a natural expression.

"What's the matter, why are you making such a confused expression? Isn't it a lifelong pride for the Japanese? 'Bushido, the word "madness" (note 3) - I have heard such a saying. ”

"That was hundreds of years ago! Where did you find your guide to Japanese culture? And Japan is not a suicide resort, and if you want to kill yourself, you will die in a way that will not cause trouble to others. ”

"Despite what you say, the suicide rate in Japan has always been high."

"It's completely irrefutable! And all of a sudden, it's become a very real topic! ”

"Therefore thou shalt take me to the man. In that case, I can die. ”

"I don't hear any logic at all!"

"All you need to know is this, anyway, take me to her."

After a long silence, Tsukimiyama sighed unbearably.

"I'm sorry, I'm tired, I need to go to bed, so I'd better bother you to find someone else."

With that, she turned and left, but the foreign women quickly followed.

"In that case, I can go to your place and wait for you to rest."

"I'm not going to let weird guys into my room!"

"Then I'll stand at the door and wait."

The other party replied in a natural tone.

"Why me! Can't you go to someone else! ”

"Because it's supposed to be you."

“…… Why does this reason seem to have just been heard the other day...... Well, anyway, I lost! Whatever you want! In the face of this nonsensical answer, the rationality that Tsukimiyama had been barely maintaining finally collapsed, "In short, no matter what you have to say!" Whatever you say! As a poor student who was tossed until the wee hours of the morning during the summer vacation, I am now! Right away! Immediately! I'm going home! Drink a glass of hot milk with a hundred grams of sucrose! Then blow the air conditioner and wrap yourself in a quilt and sleep beautifully! It doesn't matter if you're going to kill yourself! Destroy the world! I'll talk about it when I wake up! ”

Then, Tsukimiyama saw the woman in front of him showing a faint smile under the faint light of the street lamp, and white light flickered faintly between her bright red lips.

"I am an iron-blooded, hot-blooded, cold-blooded vampire, the king of weirdness, Gisthe, Jacé, Laura, Leon, and the heart of the blade." The woman in front of her saluted with the corner of her skirt, and then raised her head proudly like a swan, "Bow down to your heart—you can call me so honorable." ”

Note 1: The ancient name of the Japanese police.

Note 2: East Becomes West (1993), a monument in China's spoof film industry. In addition, Aresta Crowley's magical name has three sixes (beast666).

Note 3: 'Bushido は死に狂いである', "Hagakubunsho", can be understood as the "Analects" of bushido. It probably means to go crazy for the sake of death or to indulge in death. However, because the book was written in 1716, the book had not yet been written when he last came to Japan. In addition, if you want to understand bushido, I think this book is probably much more reliable than the chrysanthemum and sword written by the rice people.

ps: Sure enough, the goal of Xiao Shinobi is too obvious...... Anyone can guess. However, because a certain Hawaiian uncle will not appear, the name Oshino Shinobu will not appear in this book.

PS2: Why is this collection going up so weirdly......

PS3: Originally, the chapter was originally titled Night Interview Vampire.

PS4: So for the time being, the pseudo or the real lily is confirmed.