Chapter 91: Happy Ending
"Walking all over the Qinglou, people are not old, please use a silver throat treasure!"
"Don't let the man grasp it with one hand - the 'Jiangshan' brand cover!"
"Why be smart, I choose to be soft when washing my hair!"
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The three teachers corrected the color again.
"I declare,"
"The first 'Piaosoft' "Super Boy", the champion winner, is-"
"Leifeng !!"
Wow~~!
With the three voices falling in unison, the "audience" behind was cheering, and "Superman" finally came to an end here.
The three instructors applauded;
Wang Xitian cried;
On the stage, the host Wang Xijun and the champion Lei Feng were lying on the ground, motionless......
"it!"
"It's over?"
"This ad ......"
"This song ......"
"This ......"
Seeing this scene, countless people woke up like a dream!
All kinds of thunderous people - such as the left hand and right hand singing, mute to compete, tragic duels, corpses singing, sudden solemnity, microphone dust, advertising in...... The scene has passed, but because of this voice, it seems that the picture scroll has reappeared, and I am a little reluctant for a while!
Countless people left messages on the barrage.
There is laughter,
There are complaints,
There is a swipe...
In the end, a thousand words hide a bit of expectation.
Maybe it's because of the novelty;
Maybe it's fun;
Maybe it's because it's too spoof at first...
So in the end, listening to the soft singing of "Lonely Singing" in the video, many people suddenly felt inexplicably sentimental! -- This emotion is inexplicable!
Many people click to share and want to watch it again, but they don't know where to start.
"Superman" is different from "Supergirl".
The latter is like a bottle of Sprite, drinking it in one gulp, even if you choke, you feel refreshed; The former is like a glass of liquor, drunk violently, and may choke out tears.
Wei Si sat with a confused expression.
He also clicked on the video for the first time, and from the beginning to the end, he was full of thoughts.
"It's a spoof, but the ideas are wild and talented;"
"If ......"
Weiss was silent.
He listened to the voice in the video, "You listen to the lonely singing~", his heart seemed to be scratched by a cat's claw to the soft place, and some thoughts that had flashed once appeared again-
"If, if he would write a song for me......"
Wei Si tightened his knuckles.
He was amazed by "Lonely Singing", shocked by Lei Feng's seemingly inexhaustible talent, and feared that he would not be able to get to the third line......
"My name is Wang Xitian..."
Wei Sizheng was thinking that in the video, the list of music and production personnel was broken, and Wang Xitian appeared.
"it!"
"Easter eggs!"
Countless people exclaimed!
Wei Si was also stunned.
In the picture, Wang Xitian is facing the camera, very close-
"My name is Wang Xitian, a poor young man. In order to get a box of 'Unified' instant noodles, I signed up for the first 'Piaosoft' "Super Boy". After all the hardships, I made it to the finals, but unfortunately I finished second...... But I never expected to end up with instant noodles! ”
Lens Switching――
"Tian Tian, this is a benefit for you to join our judging team!"
In the picture, Yang Feifei pushed over a box of instant noodles, as well as ......
A hood!
Wang Xitian took the instant noodles and glared at the hood: "Haha.. I don't need this, do I? ”
Shi Rou: "Take it, my brother also came here like this back then." ”
Wang Xitian: "Brother?? ”
Lin Chan: "Alas, everyone is a man who has lost his life, although we call ourselves Taoist outside, but in private, let's call each other sisters." This 'Jiangshan' brand cover has a soft texture, like a lover's hand, you deserve it! ”
“......”
“......”
“......”
Weis: Poof!!
This is...... Long in Heisu Road?
Wei Si looked confused-
"It's ...... to do"
"It's so beautiful!!"
As if anticipating someone's thunderstorm, Wei Si laughed heartily. laughed as he laughed, in the video, the picture switched, and the "dead" Lei Feng was sitting on the swivel chair, pushed by Lu Qiang, who looked like an assistant; In front of me is a pile of microphones, as if there were a bunch of reporters; One of them seemed to be in front of these microphones.
It's Chen Chao!
Reporter: "May I ask Brother Corpse, are you still a virgin?" ”
Chen Chao: "I'm sorry, let me go!" There is no comment on this matter! ”
Reporter: "May I ask Brother Corpse, is the recent scandal between you and Cleopatra true?" ”
Chen Chao: "Nonsense! Nonsense!! ”
Reporter: "May I ask what do you think of this year's Olympic Games?" ”
Chen Chao: "Regarding this, Brother Corpse once gave me a dream. Brother Corpse believes that in this Athens Olympics, the Chinese team must have a very good performance! It is likely to finish in the top three in the number of gold medals! Sorry to let it go! ...”
“......”
“......”
“......”
Countless people are dumbfounded, confused, and spraying rice, and the noisy picture has finally disappeared!
In the video, a line of English appears-
“happy-ending”
Burst!
Burst!
Burst!
Countless people laughed angrily at this undisciplined remark!
Is this happy-ending?
The male protagonist is dead;
The second male eunuch;
The heroine is also dead-
What the?
You say that Wang Xijun is not a heroine? So who do you say is? Yang Feifei? Shi Rou? Lin Chan? - No, no, no! They played eunuchs!
Here in "Super Man", Wang Xijun is a woman!
The only one is still dead - and inexplicably dead!
It's a tragedy, okay!
A lot of people burst out laughing!
The reluctance to end "Superman" finally faded at this time.
And-
The video continues.
Many people were surprised to find that after the video played "happy-ending", a beautiful back appeared on the screen!
That's a woman with a great figure!
His long hair and shawl, with his back to the people, walked forward;
It's very cool to wear;
From black hair, delicate skin, plump buttocks (well, ignore this...) Look, this should be an Oriental woman!
"Wow, welfare!"
"There is a surprise at the end of the play!"
"It's so sexy!"
"Roar, roar!!"
Countless wolves roared!
Judging from the clear picture and the tempting painting style, this video is not the work of the Eight Immortals of Chunyu Town, and most of them were found on the Internet.
"Lei Feng has such a good heart?"
Weiss stared at the video.
Unlike many netizens, he is not afraid to speculate on Lei Feng with the greatest malice, because he is deeply affected!
Brush -
In the picture, the beautiful shadow stopped, and suddenly turned around...
"Poof!"
Wei Si was prepared, but he still couldn't hold back!
He thought that the women in the video might be ugly, but he didn't expect that the beauty who turned around, above the hot chest, was actually Lei Feng's face!
"Hasty!"
"Damn,!"
"Puff puff!"
"The PS !! of All Evils"
When countless people were furious, the "thunder-faced beauty girl" in the video turned around again, her long black hair showed a bend, and a line of advertising words appeared in the picture-
"Flutter soft—at least it will make people salivate you from behind!"
“happy-ending!”