Chapter 90: The Tragic Fight
"!!"
"it!"
"it!"
β...β
A series of "slots" crowded the screen!
Bright is blind!
It's really bright!
A lot of people are just crazy!
This scene is so shocking!
What the hell is Wangcai?
Dead hair!
That's just a tape recorder running out of battery, okay?!
You're crying?!!
There are also paper cards......
What are you doing with the prophet?
I actually wrote it with me!
Countless netizens, seeing this scene, were so thundered that they couldn't do it, and they were so embarrassed that they were all embarrassed!
Big brother, I'm convinced!
I'm convinced!
Don't mess around, okay?
If you cry, you can cry, can you concentrate?
While crying, while flipping through the cards...
Your laptop is too exposed!
Is this ironic?
Yes!
It must be so!
The previous comparison revealed that today's variety shows have no lower limit; Today's uncertain prophet paper exposes that variety shows are only performed according to the script; Also, the three judges are all "X Chiefs", implying that all the judges have a face, they are full of etiquette and morality, but they actually focus on the appearance!
Oops!
And the many products on the judges' table β isn't that a satire on the sheer amount of ad placement hidden in today's TV shows?
Shuai Lei Lei, you are hiding too deeply!
It's a pity that I am as witty as I have already seen through it!
The literary and artistic youths pressed their glasses with their hands, and deep eyes burst out of the frames......
"Be careful!! ~οΌ β
Everyone was stunned, but they saw a figure in the video, "Bang! He fell to the ground with a thud!
A figure rushed overβ
"Sister!!"
Wang Xitian screamed and threw himself to the ground, and hugged Wang Xijun who fell to the ground with one hand-
Yes!
The one who fell to the ground was the host who had been standing next to him, Wang Xijun!!
"Sister, what's wrong with you, sister!! Sister, you can't die!! ~β
Wang Xitian hugged Wang Xijun, a long big snot (transparent unknown thick liquid), swaying above the latter's face: "You have been dependent on you for so many years, I have always taught you to raise you like a daughter, I can't imagine that today's white-haired people send black-haired people, ah!" ~~β
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Poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof~
Countless people squirted!
Your sister!
Compere???
You're there, you're thereβ
It's lurking!
All right
That's it,
I don't care if you're the "young twin sister" of Brother Tragedy!
Butβ
Wrestling kills, huh???
And threw out a face of ketchup!
Did Nima get shot?
The smoky makeup with ketchup is really scary!
And Brother Tragedy!
What the hell is your big snot??!
Yikes!!
It's almost in your sister's mouth!
Your sister!
it!
It's disgusting!!
Countless people watched the spray! My heart was simply struck by a tenth-level lightning strike, and all of them were scorched by thunder!
Judges' seats. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Lin Chan's eyes were hazy with tears, and her eyes were red: "Feifei and Rourou, both of them are so miserable, what should I do?" β
Shi Rou: "Let's see." (A small tip: the correct thing to do at this point is to dial 120.) οΌ
As his words fell, on the stage, Lei Feng, who was staring at Wang Xitian, threw away the tape recorder in his arms - "Damn! He picked up a stack of paper cards, lit up the top one, then threw it away, got up and walked towards Wang Xitian!
"!"
Wang Xitian also pushed Wang Xijun away!
Everyone: "......"
Under the bewildered gaze of the group, Lei Feng and Wang Xitian approached!
Paper cards appear β
Paper card 1: "Big brother, don't make trouble!" β
Combo 2: "Seeing that your face is ruddy and shiny, you must eat instant noodles often, please go out and put on makeup and come again; β
Combo 3: "Look at me - I can't speak, I can't find my wife at level 10, why are you miserable with me?" β
Wang Xitian: "Don't compare with me, I can't stand people comparing with me!" β
Paper card 4: "How about comparing to you?" β
Wang Xitian: "Are you forcing me?" β
Paper card 5: "Are you miserable enough for me?" β
"Damn!"
Wang Xitian inhales!
"Damn!"
He ran to the side, grabbed a bucket of "unified" instant noodles from the judges' table, disassembled the instant noodles twice, and took out a plastic fork!
"Oops! ~β
In the video, the "blood light" flashed!
When the Sanmao special effects dissipated, when everyone saw it clearly, they saw Wang Xitian's right hand was bloody, holding a plastic fork, and the plastic fork was forked in his crotch-
"You said you couldn't find a wife, and now my life is broken~ Who is worse than whom?"
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Netizens picked up the teacups one by one, took a sip, and then-
"Poof~~~"
Everyone was stunned!
Stage.
Lei Feng took a step back and took out the paper card-
"You're having a great time, aren't you?"
Wang Xitian: "Lao Tzu will be absolutely here today!" β
Everyone: "......"
"I..."
"I..."
"Lao Tzu will play with you to the end!"
Lei Feng threw away the three paper cards, picked up the instant noodles left by Wang Xitian, and grabbed the dough cake - "Come on!" "-A handful of slamming it on the door of his head-
"Ahh ~~β
Lei Feng flipped out the paper card, turned his back to the camera, and slowly turned around...
"Hey~~"
"Ha~~"
He had ketchup on his face, his shoulders twitching, he laughed silently, and a few pieces of paper with words on them switchedβ
"You want to compare with meβ"
"I don't even want my life,"
"See how you compare !! me"
He turned around and held up the last cardβ
"Who dares to be worse than me? ~~~β
Bang!
Fell to the ground and died.
Everyone: "......"
All thoughts are quiet.
Needle drops can be heard.
Poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof...
Countless people squirted again!
"it!"
"Bunker!"
"I'm convinced!"
"That one'Ahh ~~'Really poked me laughing!' β
"I can't stop laughing!!"
"From now on, I will never leave my instant noodles, who dares to mess with me! ......β
Countless barrages flew out.
on stage.
Wang Xitian and the three judges looked at each other.
"Dead?"
Wang Xitian was stunned.
"Dead," he grew agitated, "He's dead, I'm the only one left, I'm the crownβ"
"Shh!!h
Wang Xitian was about to scream, but the three mentors silenced him!
"Listenβ"
"Ah, that's touching!"
"The sound of heaven!!"
Yang, Shi, and Lin wiped their tears and looked at the stage!
"Listen to what?"
Wang Xitian looked confused!
He glared at the three daughters!
"Can't you hear me?"
Countless netizens were also confused, Yang Feifei got up, her eyes were like old times, and her voice was like Huang Zhongdalu!
Its time, the tone of the video changes;
The background sound, which had been silent for a long time, sounded at some point-
"You listen to the corpse singing,"
"Gently ~"
"Ruthless~"
"The singing is so cruel,"
"People can't help but cry like a river~~"
"You listen to the corpse singing,"
"Gentle ~"
"Crazy~"
"The grief is getting deeper,"
"How can I make it stop......
"Loneliness is singing".
An Ahsan song.
This song is extremely sentimental, and for a moment, it actually silences all the noise.
"Elephant Nozomi shape, big sound!"
At the intersection of several flashlight beams, Yang Feifei lifted the microphone like a bathing light, and turned it upside down - there was a white silk thread stuck under the microphone, and after reversing, it turned into dust!
She looked at the stage!
The camera moved with it for a while, shaking over the table, shaking over the chair, shaking over Wang Xitian, shaking over the stage, shaking over Wang Xijun on the ground, shaking over Lei Feng......
As the mournful music sounded, the rough picture seemed like a picture scroll for a while.
"I declare,"
In this tragic and picturesque song, Yang Feifei, Shi Rou, and Lin Chan stood up at the same time,
"The first 'Piaosoft' "Super Boy", the champion winner, is-"
The three women had serious faces and said in unison:
"Black hair, Chinese products; Good boy, Chinese! The leading shampoo brand 'Piaosoft' reminds you that after the advertisement, it will be revealed immediately! β